- Webcurios 26/06/26 - Reading Time: 39 minutes Yes, it has been warm. Welcome to the rest of your lives, fcukos – to paraphrase the excellent song, “we were the generation which decided we needed everything now, all the time, and refused to compromise on our desires, and we get what we deserve.” BUT! You don’t come here for climate doomerism! You…
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- Webcurios 19/06/26 - Reading Time: 37 minutes ANDY IS COMING! ANDY WILL SAVE US! ANDY WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER! Yes, that’s right, thanks to Labour’s byelection victory overnight we can now look forward to several weeks more tedious Westminster soap opera as two incredibly-unpopular men compete with one soon-to-be-incredibly-unpopular man to see who gets the questionable honour of dragging this country…
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- Webcurios 12/06/26 - Reading Time: 40 minutes Thanks to The Horror Of The News I could do another opening thing about how fcuking sh1t it is that everyone is a racist now. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT BECAUSE…. Nominations are open for The Tiny Awards 2026! Once again Kris, Matt and I are running our small annual awards ceremony…
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- Webcurios 05/06/26 - Reading Time: 41 minutes Is it now a *thing*? Do we have to accept that we now live in an era in which every time the mercury tips past 30 degrees a significant portion of the population decide that the only possible response is to do a race riot? Yes, it’s been another great (not great, fcuking terrible)…
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- Webcurios 22/05/26 - Reading Time: 42 minutes It has been, fair to say, something of a week between work and LIFE and things, and, look, this is one of those times when I simply can’t bring myself to care either about the fcuking byelection or the fcuking England squad (in fact, honestly, for perhaps the first time in my life I…
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- Webcurios 15/05/26 - Reading Time: 44 minutes IT’S ON! HE’S RUNNING! OH GOD THE EXCITEMENT! Fcuk’s sake everyone, we have WEEKS of this to come, WEEKS OF IT. Can we add ‘tediously drawn-out periods ahead of leadership elections’ to ‘Christmas’ on my personal list of ‘things I would quite like to be drugged so that I can sleep through the entirety…
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- Webcurios 08/05/26 - Reading Time: 44 minutes Well, even in its partially incomplete form that’s a, er, miserable-looking set of electoral results, isn’t it? Good to see, based on the extent to which the Reform vote maps closely to the Brexit vote, that you CAN in fact fool people twice! Well done everyone! Well done! Anyway, that’s all too miserable to…
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- Webcurios 24/04/26 - Reading Time: 35 minutes Look, I’ll level with you – I have gotten to the end of the links and…I have emptied my brain. Literally. There is NOTHING LEFT between these ears of mine, and what you’re getting now is just the last few dregs of thought guttering through the pipes and down my fingers. SOMETIMES THAT’S JUST…
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- Webcurios 17/04/26 - Reading Time: 36 minutes POOR KEIR. There he was thinking that a bit of being statesmanlike on the international stage might have extended his tenure into late 2026, maybe even 2027, and then up pops Mandy once again to fcuk him sideways and make it increasingly likely that the Labour Party’s abject humiliation in the upcoming local elections…
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- Webcurios 10/04/26 - Reading Time: 40 minutes Cast your minds back, if you will, to January and the first Curios of the year, which I opened with the line: “Oh hello! Welcome back to the new season of the long-running popular reality series ‘What The Fcuk Happened While I Was Asleep And How Is It Going To Conspire To Fcuk My…
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