- Webcurios 02/08/19 - Reading Time: 33 minutes A majority of one! It could all fall apart within weeks! PLEASE GOD LET IT ALL FALL APART! It almost certainly won’t, of course, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t all pray fervently just in case there is a God – if there is, they’re definitely not a Tory. Anyway, I usually use this preamble to complain…
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- Webcurios 19/07/19 - Reading Time: 29 minutes Well, Donald might be a racist, but it looks like we’re getting one of our own in next week so, well, let’s not get too smug about how we’re ‘better than all that’. In less than seven days, barring some sort of miracle, we’ll finally find out what the protocol is about moving one’s mistress into No.10.…
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- Webcurios 12/07/19 - Reading Time: 28 minutes Hi! Hi! How are you? How’s it going? What’s new? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S NEW IT’S THIS EDITION OF WEB CURIOS! New and FULL OF STUFF! I’ve neither the time nor inclination to wax lyrical about how banjaxed everything is this week – instead let me inform you that there are some CRACKING links in…
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- Webcurios 21/06/19 - Reading Time: 30 minutes Man, holidays are good, aren’t they? The sun and the sea and the swimming and the ability to read books again and not having to pretend to care about the stupid clients and the stupid job and the stupid industry that you hate and disdain and want to get as fas away from as possible and…
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- Webcurios 31/05/19 - Reading Time: 25 minutes OH HELLO! I finished a job yesterday and as a result feel GREAT – even better, I seemingly managed to leave without alienating or upsetting anyone, although that will probably change next week when they realise that I have a secret backdoor login to the website and fully intend to go and make subtle but…
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- Webcurios 24/05/19 - Reading Time: 37 minutes Oh God, it’s going to happen, isn’t it? IT’S FINALLY GOING TO HAPPEN! Hello again, by the way! I am reliably informed that everything really is now fixed with Imperica – thankyou, as ever, for your forebearance and patience as we once again cobbled the website back together again with sticks and sellotape and that weird gluelike…
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- Webcurios 10/05/19 - Reading Time: 31 minutes HELLO! NORMAL SERVICE IS ONCE AGAIN RESUMED! That’s right, it’s ME! Not the algoversion – honest – but the REAL BOY, all flesh and sebum and mucus. ISN’T IT NICE TO HAVE ME BACK? The website should have been fixed, the mailer software should be working…all that remains is for me to finish penning this…
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- Webcurios 26/04/19 - Reading Time: 28 minutes I AM BACK HELLO DID YOU MISS ME? No, of course not, you were all too busy stuffing yourselves with confectionery and weeping over the stigmata of the risen Christ, weren’t you? Typical. Have you had a good fortnight? Have you ‘enjoyed’ watching people getting unaccountably cross at some children asking us to maybe not…
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- Webcurios 12/04/19 - Reading Time: 35 minutes We had a species-defining moment this week – one of those rare times within a lifetime where you can step back and say “yep, that felt pretty significant, shame I’ll be worms by the time the long-term implications of it are known”. Yet did we stop staring at our jizz-filled navels long enough to enjoy…
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- Webcurios 05/04/19 - Reading Time: 33 minutes “We did the democracy!” That is an actual, direct quote from former Telegraph editor, Thatcher’s biographer and establishment pillar Charles Moore, on TV last night, about Brexit. We oughtn’t have another vote because ‘we did the democracy’. Whatever your thoughts on the rightness or wrongness of going through this hugely enjoyable experience all over again…
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