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Webcurios 12/01/24

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NEW YEAR, NEW CURIOS!

Or, more accurately, EXACTLY THE SAME TIRED OLD FORMAT YOU KNOW AND ARE LARGELY INDIFFERENT TO!

Yes, while other newsletters may start the year with grandiose talk of ‘projects’ and ‘plans’ and ‘changes and improvements’, you can rest safe in the knowledge that the only thing that is likely to change the style and delivery of Web Curios is me having a vocabulary-and-mobility-fcuking stroke. WE ARE SO BACK, BABY!

Ahem.

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you honestly don’t look like you put on ANY Christmas weight at all, please don’t feel self-conscious.

By Norbert Schwontkowski (all images this week from TIH)

2024’S FIRST MUSICAL SELECTION IS A RATHER SUPERB SET OF GOOD TRACKS RELEASED IN 2023 WHICH CLOCKS IN AT A WHOPPING 15 HOURS AND WHILE I CONFESS TO NOT HAVING LISTENED TO ALL OF IT I CAN CONFIRM THAT THERE IS SOME VERY GOOD STUFF IN THERE!

THE SECTION WHICH PROMISES IT MISSED YOU, PT.1:  

  • An Internet Map: Our first link of 2024 – hang on, ‘our’? Lol, no, these are MY links, I am merely letting you look at them but they are MINE – feels timely; I never know whether anyone reading Curios gets a sense for the sort of general trends and themes that I see observe over the course of a year (the answer may well be ‘no’ – I’m reasonably well aware of the degree of communicative coherence happening over here, is what I’m saying), but there was very much a sense through 2023 that there was a burgeoning of interest in the small/artisanal/handmade/DIY/esoteric (delete depending on which of those descriptors causes the least quantity of bile to rise in your throat) web, neatly encapsulated at the end of the year by this Rolling Stone essay by Anil Dash; anyway, Kris at Naive has spent a bit of time thinking of how one might characterise and map the contours of the ‘small’ web, in terms of the sorts of projects and thinking that embody it, and has created this rather lovely little site which provides a sort of visual taxonomy of ‘types of website’ along with a whole host of links to interesting and esoteric and personal corners of the internet, cultivated by strangers who just quite like having their own digital space to build and play in. Click around and explore – personally I think I might spend some time in the feral web this year, it feels apposite. In a year in which we can reasonably expect the videoification (it IS a word, I tell you!) to consider unabated, and the algorithmic push towards moving images continue to turn every site into a variant on TikTok, it’s nice to know that there are still corners of the web were people are experimenting with different means of expression. Thankfully I’ve been spared the horror of writing a trends document this year, but had I been forced to do so I would definitely have tried to shoehorn some of this stuff in there because, honestly, it is very much A Thing.
  • ARCC: OK, so best to point out upfront that most of you will have to pay money to access this – BUT! I promise you that it is genuinely worth it. ARCC is a project that Matt Round over at Vole.wtf has been working on for over a year now, and it is an astonishing labour of love – tickets first went on sale late in 2022 (prices started low and rose with each ticket sold, so I think access currently costs a tenner or so – BUT IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT) and it launched on Christmas Day this year, and, honestly, this is the sort of thing you could imagine being made by the BBC (the good BBC, not the ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ BBC), it’s that impressive. ARCC stands for ‘Apocalypse Recovery Computer Cluster’, and asks the question ‘if the British government had wanted to create a computing network for the populace to use in the event of a nuclear event and the horrible, rotting aftermath, what might it have looked like?’ – honestly, this is SO SO GOOD and so much deeper and better and funnier than it needs to be, and there is SO MUCH content in here, from games (surprisingly good games, and you will be amazed how much better Flappy Bird is as a 1980s-style vector arcade game) and video bits, and puzzles and animations and Easter Eggs and I’ve only scratched the surface. I think most impressive of all is the way Matt has *perfectly* nailed a very specific sort of becardiganned British computing misery that anyone who remembers ‘computer hour’ in front of an Acorn machine in the early-1980s will be able to relate to intimately – this is conceptually, tonally and technically perfect, and really should earn Matt a proper commission to make big money digital spinoffs of Netflix shows or something. So, er, sort it out, all of you incredibly important Netflix purse string holders who are doubtless reading this RIGHT NOW.
  • Perfect Days: I can’t pretend I didn’t struggle slightly over the festive period – ‘a fortnight of unsought Sundays’, as I saw it rather beautifully described by someone on Twitter – and this did momentarily give me a bit of a wobble, but it is also VERY VERY LOVELY, and is far more poetic and beautiful than you might expect from a film tie-in website. Perfect Days is a companion piece to the film of the same name, directed by Wim Wenders and starring Japanese actor Koji Yakusho – “Hirayama (Koji Yakusho) works as a public toilet cleaner in Shibuya, Tokyo. His is a calm, quiet existence. Every day, he wakes up at the same time, gets ready the same way, and works the same way. Though his life may seem monotonous, no two days are ever the same, and he steps into each new day with a serene optimism. Hirayama’s way of life exudes a gentle beauty. He loves trees and gazing at komorebi, the shimmering of light and shadows that is created by leaves swaying in the wind. But unexpected events create ripples in his life that reach back into his past.” The site presents visitors with details, images and sounds from 353 days of Hirayama’s life, shown at random, with prose telling you the detail of that specific day, which is very much (but not exactly) like the other 352…I can’t quite explain exactly why, but I find this almost unbearably affecting and simultaneously rather soothing.
  • Prompt Brush: Sick of AI art? Bored of the endless parade of glossed-up waifus and overexposed, super-HDR’d landscapes and the SHEEN of it all? Well why not embrace the analogue again and ask New York studio Delcan & Co to make you a picture the old fashioned way? Input a prompt and you will…eventually receive your very own digital-but-analogue image back, depicting whatever it is you commissioned, as sketched by…someone at the studio; it’s unlikely to be as photorealistic as the AI effort might have been, fine, what with apparently being drawn in MS paint, but it will have SOUL. This is a really nice little promo idea by the studio which judging by the LONG queue of requests currently piled up has proven rather popular; can one of you get a drawing commissioned and then have it tattooed, please? It feels somehow like the right thing to do.
  • 97 London Restaurant Recommendations: Vittles Magazine has been running short recommendations of small London restaurants for the past year or so, and have done the decent thing by mapping the 97 places they’ve featured so far – I can’t personally vouch for the vast majority of these places, but based on the ones that I *do* know (including my favourite Italian delicatessen in London) the tips should be pretty high quality and, crucially, at the cheaper end of the spectrum.
  • Another Text-to-Music Service: I know, I know, but this one’s probably the most impressive I’ve tried to date, and certainly the one that has coped best with my standard ‘make me some drum’n’bass, machine’ request – it’s by Suno, and while you’re not going to be actually listening to anything machine created (at least not by choice) for a little while yet, it doesn’t feel inconceivable that we might feel differently about this in ~18m or so. Has anyone tried making an actual song based on initial ideas spat out by one of these machines? I wonder whether it might be possible to create something halfway-interesting by taking some initial AI-generated snippets and then fcuking with them. Can one of you go away and give it a go, please?
  • More Text To Video Stuff: Can you tell that my enthusiasm for ‘OH LOOK ANOTHER AI THING’ has waned somewhat in the 12 months since it became ubiquitous? Nonetheless I figure it’s important to have at least a vague idea of what the rough ‘state of the art’ is in the field – so here! The main link takes you to a paper where Google sets out their latest text-to-video model – it looks really impressive! But also still incapable of making anything you might actually want to watch! – and here’s a demo video by Pika Labs which is even more impressive and seemingly lets you do super-quick style transfer as well as ‘expand frame’-type stuff which is pretty fancy (even to my jaded eye). Still, though, none of this is much more than an impressive tech demo you’d never actually need to use, and there’s still no obvious consumer-facing use case for this stuff that I can see (beyond, of course, making ‘weird stuff for social clicks’, though I personally think that ship might have sailed in 2023) – that said, I can’t stress enough how fast this is moving – as little as 6 months ago, text-to-vid was a horrible mess, whereas now it’s…still a bit of a horrible mess, fine, but a significantly better one. Give it a year and I’d start worrying about the low-end video editor market.
  • The Shortverse: Not, sadly for all you Short Kings out there, a place for the vertically challenged to live their best lives; instead, it’s a frankly-marvellous-looking portal through which you can find and watch a dazzling range of short films from around the world. There is SO MUCH on here, and you can sort by different festivals and awards ceremonies to find different works – animation, comedy, drama, weird experimental central European stuff that you can’t be certain but feels VERY much like it’s simultaneously about death, potatoes and the impossibility of ever truly feeling empathy…it’s all here! Aside from the entertainment value of all these films, should any of you know (or be) budding cineasts then this is a superb resource to learn and take inspiration from.
  • Neura: I don’t tend to make vows or resolutions – that sort of thinking requires a longer-term view of the world than I possess, frankly – but I will promise to try and not include anything NFT-related in Curios this year because, well, it’s not even funny any more. THAT SAID…I was tickled by this, in part because of the shininess of the website (VERY SHINY), in part because of the mad incomprehensibility of the project (it’s art…with AI!…and robots…ON THE BLOCKCHAIN!!!!!11111eleventy). Neura is… what is Neura? As far as I can tell, it’s an NFT project which lets anyone who buys in co-create artworks with a selection of different ‘artist robot personas’ created by the project; these artworks are ‘co collaborations’ between the user and the robot, and I think there’s some sort of vague promise of REVENUE and PROFIT SHARING and MILLIONAIRES BY CHRISTMAS (rodders)…but, also, let’s for a second glory in the wonder of this copy: “Neura is a special approach to the possession of art, the last hope of mankind.” YES THAT IS RIGHT IF YOU DO NOT ENGAGE WITH OUR SLIGHLY-MAD-SOUNDING AI ART PROJECT THE SPECIES IS DOOMED! CONNECT YOUR WALLET OR FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL BE FCUKED!” It’s spectacularly unclear, from exactly what the ‘robots’ are (are they…physical mechanoids of some sort? Are they just trained instances of Stable Diffusion? WHAT DOES THE ART LOOK LIKE?) but, frankly, I don’t care – this is mad, and silly, and I want to know where the money behind it has come from and whether I can have some.
  • Birdweather: Over the past decade or so I’ve witnessed a slow reevaluation of the concept of birdwatching – from being considered ‘a bit weird’ (any hobby where the participants are called ‘twitchers’ is unlikely to remain entirely free of suspicion, to be fair) to now being the sort of thing that newly-middle-aged-millennials will proudly spend an afternoon doing in Hackneys wetlands while wearing brightly-coloured knitwear (I SEE YOU) – and look, it’s now even ‘cool’ enough to feature at CES! If you’re taking up the birding baton (while ‘twitching’, fine, sounds a bit creepy, I remain unconvinced that the US alternative, ‘birding’, is much better) then you might enjoy this website, which uses AI (SO ZEITGEISTY!) to identify birdsong from 100s of radio stations worldwide and automatically maps them, letting enthusiasts get a decent and up-to-date indication of where they might want to go and point their binoculars. A genuinely lovely and totally-non-creepy (unless of course you’re a privacy-fixated Thrush) use of machine learning, which is something I think we’re going to be able to say less and less as the year goes on.
  • Close Up Photographer of the Year: Want to see some REALLY CLOSE-UP PHOTOGRAPHY? Of course you do! My personal favourites here are the insects, but there are some rather lovely pseudo-abstract shots of landscape and terrain details too which have a rather beautiful geometric quality – also, as an aside, I found that my appreciation of the insect pics was increased by about 23% if I imagined that the names underneath each photo were not in fact of the photographers responsible but of the creatures featured. Look at these again and tell me that that spider doesn’t look *exactly* like a Geraint.
  • Frequency 2156: I’m slightly astonished that I haven’t featured this before, but it’s seemingly new to me – this is a WONDERFUL and slightly-odd bit of collaborative worldbuilding which has apparently been going on for YEARS. The premise is a simple one: “Frequency 2156 is a community based Internet radio from the year 2156. It uses well known protocols on trying to connect every last person still surviving after the great war. You can listen to our broadcast or you can browse the Message World Map on various locations. You can also request a radio message from your fellow survivors by Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (SMTP). And of course, you can submit your own radio messages as well.” And people have – in their hundreds, maybe thousands. Access the map and you can see dozens and dozens of audio messages, uploaded by people around the world, some of them roleplaying the post-apocalyptic scenario, some just…well, some of them have just uploaded really shonky audio of their mate’s band playing in a shed (or at least that’s very much what it sounds like), but who cares? This is WONDERFUL – I love the fact that for what may be over a decade this has been building up, accumulating fragments of story and lore and narrative…this really does feel rather special, and I think I might spend some proper time digging through it next week.
  • Emoji Translator: Translate any text you like into emoji, via the MAGIC OF GENERATIVE AI! The beauty of this is the fact that it accepts REALLY LONG TEXTS, so if you’d like to render, say, The Great Gatsby entirely in emoji then, well, now you can!
  • Motchiri Hello World: You know how I said I wasn’t going to feature NFT stuff this year (whilst linking to an NFT project)? Well the same will broadly apply to terrible metaversal projects (unless they are REALLY bad), because, honestly, they are all the same flavour of terrible and boring, in the main, and there are only so many different ways I can write ‘why the fcuk have you made this, you awful pricks?’ before wanting to apply acid to the pads of my fingers. BUT! This is a silly, pointless ‘metaverse’ project that I can totally get behind – I think Motchiri is a Japanese retailer of sorts, though I confess to not having bothered to check…but who cares? Their ‘metaverse’ is, fine, A N Other digital space through which you can navigate an avatar to no discernible purpose whatsoever…BUT THE AVATAR IS A RABBIT! And if you click on the image in the top of the screen, it can become a bear! Or a panda! Or an elephant! See, metaversemongs? It doesn’t take much to charm me, just the ability to render myself as a vaguely-anthropomorphic example of charismatic megafauna.
  • GeoSpy: I like to think that the people who read this newsletter are, generally, not awful creeps and so don’t really want to have to say this – but, er, please noone use this for creepy purposes, please. Ok? GREAT! GeoSpy is a neat little tool that demonstrates the weird ability of multimodal AI to accurately work out where a photo has been taken – try it out, it’s FCUKING IMPRESSIVE, and a useful reminder of why you might want to stop posting photos of your general whereabouts if you have reason to not want to be traced. Which, to be clear, is miserable.
  • Crab Culture: YouTube channels doing gigs or DJ sets in unusual locations have been a Thing for years – older readers may recall the Black Cab Sessions, and low-rent spin-off Bus Stop Sessions, from the mid-00s – but I don’t think I’ve ever been quite so charmed by the idea as I was by this channel in which DJs inexplicably show up at restaurants and do a set in the kitchen. I think the channel’s Indian – there aren’t many vids up yet, but I am 100% here for them doing a deep house set from a kulfi shop or similar.
  • The Succession Auction: Are you OBSESSED with the TV show ‘Succession’? Good, go and tell someone else, I do not care. HOWEVER, if you are then you might want to click this link which takes you to an auction of props from the show – at the time of writing there are only 24h left in the sale, so CLICK NOW if you want the chance to own, for example, Kendall Roy’s Zippo.
  • Guitar Cloud: Do you like Prince? Do you like guitars? Would you like a website which combines your twin passions into one glorious HTML library collecting information about Prince’s guitars and instruments and what he and the musicians he worked with used across all of the significant recording sessions of Prince’s life? GREAT!
  • The Sopranos on TikTok: My girlfriend and I have been trying to watch the Sopranos for several years now; we managed seasons 1&2, but have sadly backed ourselves into a corner whereby we’re only allowed to watch the show on DVDs that we have bought in charity shops; TRY FINDING A COPY OF SEASON FCUKING THREE ANYWHERE IN THE UK. Impossible. Anyway, for those of you who HAVE managed to watch the whole thing, you might enjoy the series’ official TikTok account which, to celebrate the show’s 25th anniversary, is posting 25-second-long cutdowns of each episode, a new one each day, which is SUCH a smart way of doing nostalgia and storytelling and new audience development.
  • Digi AI: You might have missed this over Christmas, what with having had better things to do than pay attention to the very worst of AI development – fortunately, though, I kept half an eye on the digital sewer and as such spotted Digi, probably the creepiest of the ‘AI-powered digital girlfriend’ services I’ve yet seen, not because of the service or the idea per se (though these are both still bleak, obvs) but because the art direction of the ‘girlfriends’ the machine spins up is…I mean, it’s ‘Pixar, but with sexy cleavage’ which is hugely cognitively-dissonant and VERY CREEPY. I did find myself wondering the other day about whether we might perhaps want to start thinking a bit harder about the continual growth in popularity of cartoonified bongo and what that might be saying about our ability (or otherwise) to deal with each other as actual flesh-and-blood meatsacks, but, honestly, January’s miserable enough already without getting into that right now.

By Alan Fears

WE ONCE AGAIN GO BACK TO LAST YEAR FOR OUR SECOND MIX OF 2024, THIS TIME TO ENJOY THE BEST POP-TYPE TRACKS AS PICKED BY ‘ICONIC MEDIA COMMENTATOR’ NICK WALKER!

THE SECTION WHICH PROMISES IT MISSED YOU, PT.2:  

  • Dogs of Geocities: Ok, so technically, yes, this site is just hosting a video, and that video is a slideshow of static Geocities homepages from the past that people had made to celebrate their dogs, but I promise you that you will PROPERLY get into this. So many lovely dogs! So many terrible fonts! So many wonderful outfits and hairstyles! Just, er, don’t think too hard about the fact that none of these dogs are alive any more.
  • Out of Architecture: Are any of you reading this architects? Do you…do you wish you weren’t one any more? Would you like to PIVOT? Well you’re in luck – Out of Architecture is a business/service that offers assistance to architects who want to move into other disciplines, helping them work out how to best communicate what they can do in a manner than opens doors to other industries. I include this not because I imagine many, or indeed any, of you are architects who JUST CAN’T TAKE THE DRAUGHTSMANSHIP ANY MORE, but because it’s SUCH a good idea and the sort of thing that I could imagine being usefully extended to other professions. Er, can someone perhaps explain to someone who’s spent two decades working in communications what the everliving fcuk they should do now? Asking for a friend.
  • BBC Scripts: I had no idea that this existed – apologies if it’s a widely-known resource, but I was astonished that so many BBC scripts are hosted and available to read and download from the Corporation’s website. Comedy, kids’ content, radio drama…there is SO MUCH here, and if you’re someone who’s interested in writing their own shows then this is a superb place to find inspiration and learn the craft. God I love the BBC.
  • Glorb Worldwide: You might have seen this over the past month – it’s gained a lot of traction, mainly because the videos are frankly amazing. Have you spent much of the festive season thinking ‘yes, this is all well and good, but what I REALLY want is a YouTube channel featuring incredibly well-produced CG videos of Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward et al doing MAD GANGSTA SH1T while surprisingly-competent trap-ish songs play in the background? GREAT! Honestly, this is really very impressive (and I say that as someone for whom Spongebob has literally no meaning whatsoever and as such is unaffected by any sort of nostalgia kick for this stuff), to the point where it feels like there might be actual musicians and visual artists involved in the process – but, also, it is VERY SILLY, which is important at a time of year characterised by creeping fear and crippling ennui.
  • The Best Book Covers of 2023: Or, to be precise, the best AMERICAN book covers of 2023, or at least ‘covers printed on American editions of books’ – there are 138 examples here, which should give the visually-inclined amongst you all sorts of inspiration for interiors or your own design projects, or whatever it is that visual sorts get from these types of collections. My personal favourite is the cover for the (excellent) short story collection by Fernanda Melchor ‘This Is Not Miami’, but, as ever, PICK YOUR OWN YOU FCUKS.
  • Knightscope Bonds: Alongside ‘no more NFTs’ and ‘no more terrible metaversal rubbish (unless it really is VERY bad)’, I’ve also made a vague note to myself to try and maybe lay off the dystopian schtick a bit this year – I imagine there will be enough of it elsewhere and that you won’t need any more from me. Except, well, then I see stuff like this, and it is SO bleakly, miserably sci-fi that I feel compelled to share it with you to because, well, why must I suffer alone?! Knightscope Bonds are, as the name suggests, an investment vehicle – ‘but what are we investing in?’, I hear you all cry, ‘I do hope it’s ethical!’. WELL LET ME TELL YOU! Knighstcope is a company in the US which makes – and, I’m willing to bet, aggressively flogs – law enforcement robotics; that is, weird Weeble-looking things which are apparently being deployed in various US urban centres to do low-level policing. Per the website, “Our Autonomous Security Robots (ASRs) are a unique combination of artificial intelligence, robotics, and self-driving technology providing human law enforcement with extra eyes, ears, and a voice on the ground. We can be in multiple places at once, helping officers and guards protect places people live, work, study, and visit” – doesn’t that sound benign? Obviously there are NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER with AI, facial recognition, self-driving tech, or indeed any of the other technologies and their uses under the hood of these machines – so OBVIOUSLY it’s the ethical choice to invest in their aggressive marketing and eventual deployment! This feels EXACTLY like something that would have been in the original Robocop, which doesn’t feel like a particularly hopeful thing to be typing at the start of the new year.
  • The Personality Sequencer: This is interesting – I think it’s also total bullsh1t, but it’s curious bullsh1t. You know those Myers-Briggs-type tests, and how fundamentally a) pointless and b) dull they are to do? Well, wouldn’t it be easier if you could get the same results simply by choosing between a selection of 50-ish pairs of AI images, each time simply picking the one that resonates most with you, and at the end get your personality faults explained to you to three decimal places? WELL NOW YOU CAN! I have no idea exactly what flavour of bullsh1t ‘special sauce’ is underpinning this, but I will say that at the end it had managed to accurately grade me as an arrogant misanthrope and so perhaps I should be less sniffy about it. More seriously, whilst this is obviously quite far away from being ‘science’, it’s quite a nice example of a ‘fun’, lightweight bit of AI interactive content that is pretty easy to spin up, should any of you fancy copying the vibe.
  • The Little Wheels Museum: Via the excellent Things Magazine comes this WONDERFUL website (which also has a great url – why, though? WHY???) which is a celebration of toy cars. Like toy cars? NOT AS MUCH AS ANDREW WOOD DOES. Andrew runs an online shop selling model cars to enthusiasts, but this is the companion site which catalogues the various different die-cast models that have passed through his hands over the years – you may not think you want to embark upon an exhaustive exploration of all the various Corgi model vehicles ever produced, but I promise you that you will be surprised.
  • PRO Monthly: It’s a long-standing tenet of mine, and of Curios in general, that there is nothing truly boring on Earth – everything is to some extent interesting when viewed from the right angle or explained by the right person, even the Dewey Decimal System. So it is with the world of PORTABLE TOILETS, an industry like any other which, like all industries, has its own trade publications – so let me introduce you to the website and work of Portable Restroom (we are in North America) Monthly, a compendium of all the news and features and insights that anyone involved in the faecal disposal business could possible wish for. This is obviously VERY NICHE and VERY SPECIFIC, but I can’t help but be charmed by the fact that this exists – also, the headline on the homepage which reads “He Went From Pro Football to PRO Magazine” may be an early contender for ‘most poignant story of the year’. WHAT HAPPENED, FORMER GRIDIRON HERO?!?!
  • Pencil Talk: Continuing this brief section of ‘incredibly niche websites’, which of us hasn’t at one point or another during the course of the infinite calvary that is LIFE thought “you know what? I wish there was a website where I could indulge in light-hearted but well-informed chat about pencils and their relative merits and qualities”? NO FCUKER, etc! This has been going for 18 years, meaning that it’s entirely conceivable that by now they have answered every single question it’s possible to have about pencils, but why not create a login and see if you can stump them? Personally I’m quite tempted to ask the simple-yet-impossible ‘which is the BEST pencil?’ just to see the whole site descend into a deep and rancorous war, but I’ll refrain.
  • Watching The World: WEBCAMS! To quote the project itself: “”WATCHING THE WORLD, The Encyclopedia Of the Now” is an art, a photography, an exhibition, an AI, a Big Data, an online project and uses only Open Data sources for this purpose. It photographs around the clock and around the globe the world in live mode by means of publicly accessible network cameras, presents the images simultaneously on the website in different modes and, with the help of AI, develops a new way of seeing, a new kind of photography. “WATCHING THE WORLD” can be viewed as a standalone and giant online camera. Using features, the simultaneous views of the world can be curated by the viewers and used in their own way. New features are continuously being developed and integrated into the camera resp. the website. The network cameras look at public as well as at private spheres. The fact that different cultures value privacy differently is just one of the insights we may gain. What is seen in the pictures, determines the world and at the same time is in the eye of the beholder. This can be provocative.” Honestly, I had to close this tab as otherwise I would never finish this fcuking newsletter – this is HYPNOTIC.
  • Jagat: I think after over a decade of speculating about when this sort of thing was going to finally take off and become A BIG MAINSTREAM HABIT that I might have to just accept that, in fact, noone wants to do ‘location sharing social networking’ outside of a few very specific sorts of teen. Still, that doesn’t stop startups offering that very thing from popping up every couple of months – Jagat is the latest one, and offers the standard mix of functionality that means you can share your location, tag your ‘places’, see where your friends are, arrange impromptu meetups…but also, apparently, see how much battery your mates’ phones have left, and how fast they are driving. Oh, and “Send a poop emoji when chatting with your friend. A giant poop will pop up on their screen.” GREAT!
  • The Best Science Images of 2023: Not according to me, you understand, but according to the people at Nature magazine, who one might expect to have a better grasp as to what ‘best’ means in this context. You want nebulae? YOU GOT NEBULAE! But also nature and industry and CUTE ANIMALS, and a particularly lovely shot of sugar molecules under a microscope which I would quite like as a print please thankyou.
  • Dicele: This is basically a SuDoKu-type puzzle where you need to rearrange the dice to fit the mathematical equations on each column and row – there’s a new puzzle each day, which could make this a pleasing addition to your morning ludic routine should you be more numerically inclined than me who had to basically take his shoes and socks off to finish this when he tried it the other week. Oh, and if you like this then you will probably like this too – it’s called ‘Maths Crossword’.
  • The Last Dance: This is SUCH a charming concept for a puzzle game – your task is to program the dancers so that their movements match the footprint patterns on the floor of each level. Which, I appreciate, is clear as slurry as far as descriptions go, but I promise you it is perfectly simple to understand once you start playing, and there’s something genuinely lovely about seeing your steps performed once you’ve completed a level.
  • Thus Spake Zaranova: This is a really clever idea that doesn’t quite work, but which contains the germ of something interesting – the challenge here is to pass yourself off as an AI as you converse with various different agents to try and get them to divulge a specific secret code. You can play alone against the computer, or as one of several humans each trying to fool the others, and the AIs, into believing that they too are machines – it’s a bit too simple, in my experience, but it feels like there’s some fertile ludic territory in the general ‘fool the machine’ space.
  • 2d Pacman: You’ve likely seen this as EVERYONE has linked to it in the past week – but it’s very good, and the internet is not a race (IT IS A RACE FFS), and so I am including it here.
  • Brainteaser: A selection of kinetic physics puzzles which are surprisingly-addictive and, for me at least, got really hard really quite quickly and made me feel very, very stupid indeed.
  • ABA Games: Would you like a website collecting about 100 tiny-but-beautifully-designed little browser games? YES YOU WOULD! These are super-minimal but, based on the ones I’ve tried, universally-lovely – there’s a real attention to the feel and flow of each one that makes them a pleasure to play. The link takes you to the webgames section of the site, but there are a FCUKTONNE of other, more sophisticated, titles on the site which you can download for free should you be so inclined – if you had ‘waste a load of time playing videogames instead of doing all the improving stuff I had promised I would prioritise this year’ on your ‘goals’ list for 2024 then, well, this will be right up your street.
  • DosDeck: BOOKMARK THIS – if you are a middle-aged person who spent time playing PC games in the early-to-mid-90s then you will have a not-insignificant nostalgiagasm at this site which lets you play 21 games from the glorious past in your browser – from shareware classics like Commander Keen, to actual proper games like Syndicate, these ACTUALLY WORK and run seamlessly, and load far faster than the equivalent titles played off the Internet Archive – the people behind this seem to think that they will continue adding titles to the roster, so keep this saved in the (admittedly VANISHINGLY UNLIKELY) event that you find yourself getting bored of doing yet another bit of pointless slidework.
  • Corru Observer: Our final miscellaneous link of the week is to a really rather special…game? Visual novel? Art project? MYSTERIOUS WEBART LABYRINTH? I have no idea, but I adore it – I don’t want to explain too much, but know that it starts out confusing but begins to make sense fairly soon, and that it involves the player attempting to explore an alien consciousness via equally alien technology…honestly, this is quite wonderful, narratively, visually, aurally…I am slightly in awe, and if this is the quality of weird internet narrative artgameprojectthing we can expect from 2024 then that is at least one thing to feel slightly positive about.

By Victor Man

WE CLOSE OUT THIS WEEK’S SELECTION OF MIXES WITH THIS COLLECTION OF WHAT I CAN ONLY INADEQUATELY DESCRIBE AS ‘AMBIENT ELECTRO HOUSEY STUFF’ MIXED BY LOVE APE!

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • Mousetrapped: Perhaps the only thing I’ve seen in the fortnight since the early Mouse fell out of copyright that hasn’t felt like someone exhuming and violating the corpse of a favourite uncle, Mousetrapped is using the Steamboat Willie version of Mickey, alongside other now-out-of-copyright old Disney (and other) characters, to create a new comic strip; time will tell how long its creator maintains enthusiasm, but it feels like there’s a story and theme here outside the simple ‘lol I am abusing Mickey Mouse lol’ dunderheadedness that has characterised all the other post-copyright-reinterpretation instances to date. BONUS MOUSE: make your own post-copyright Mouse images using AI, should you so desire!

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Everything Can Be Scanned:  I confess to being slightly confused as to why this Insta account is posting images of a variety of mundane vintage-looking objects that have been captured by a scanner, but, well, that is what is happening here. Why? WHY THE FCUK NOT?
  • Nice Aunties: In general, AI-generated imagery is banal and uninteresting – which is why it really stands out when you find someone making work that stands out. Nice Aunties is an Insta account posting VERY ODD images, mainly (but not exclusively) combining old japanese ladies and sushi into increasingly-surreal tableaux. This feels surreal-but-benign, but most of all it feels CURIOUS in a way that is absent from the vast majority of AI-generated imagery I’ve seen over the past 18m.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • The State of the World 2024: As is now traditional here at Web Curios, we kick off the new year’s longreads by linking to the annual ‘State of the World’ discussion at The Well, moderated and convened by Bruce Sterling and Jon Lebkowsky, and featuring contributions from a whole range of interesting people covering all sorts of interesting topics about Where We Are Now. I always adore these, although I confess I found this year’s (so far – the discussion’s still ongoing) a bit West-centric, given, well, Everything That Is Going On – still, as a series of observations and provocations about tech, geopolitics, society, elections, business and EVERYTHING ELSE, it remains one of the most fascinating and broad ‘state of the sh1tshow’ discussions you’ll find anywhere online. Oh, and it also contained the following observation on the UK in 2024, which I reproduce verbatim because, well, look: “The British escaped disgusting cosmopolitan-globalization and they took-back-control, and they went  straight into decline.  They’re a corrupt backwater.  Nobody admires them, they’re not considered the Mother of Parliaments any more, they’re not planetary trendsetters, as they once were  Their soft-power went away;   British pop music bands are irrelevant, there’s no British cinema, British fashions, architecture, literature, those all used to be super-interesting to watch.  Now that level of vitality is too much to ask  from them. I don’t want to pick on the fine people of Alabama, but it’s like going to Huntsville, Birmingham and Montgomery and demanding that they should out-do Paris, Berlin and Dubai.  That’s unfair to them in their abiding Alabama-ness.  They chose that existential condition, the British.  They still choose it.  They’re stubbornly patriotic about it.  They know that it’s not the way-forward now, but they’re trying to see-it-through. And maybe they will.  There were other historical periods where the British were very inward-looking and nobody else cared much about them.  They’re in one of those periods now.  It’s not novel or peculiar.  It’s long-lasting, it’s how modern life is for them.”
  • Predictions for Journalism: These are, fine, very much ‘inside media’, but if you have anything to do with questions of ‘does mass media still exist in a meaningful sense?’ or ‘how does information get disseminated and where, and how is that changing?’ then this is worth reading – I found this pull-quote in particular to be a proper scroll-stopper, but there are loads of interesting opinions peppered throughout: ““For an increasing subset of readers, ‘articles’ will be as invisible as CSS code.” I mean, that’s just true, isn’t it?
  • Ageing Out of the Internet: One might argue that this piece could and should have been written a few years ago about GenX, but it wasn’t because, well, as a rule they lack the laser-targeted self-obsession of their slightly-younger successors – still, it’s here now, so you might as well read it. This is a continuation of the slew of pieces you will have seen at the end of last year, lamenting the death of the ‘fun’ internet (GYAC if your internet experience is not ‘fun’ then I might gently posit that it is you and your appalling lack of curiosity that is the problem rather than everyone else in the world), but which takes a bigger central thesis suggesting that it’s a generational shift from millennial habits to GenZ/Alpha-dominated or defined platforms…which I partly agree with, but, equally, might also suggest is a vast overcomplication of the simple-but-true ‘they made everything video, and video is not always the best medium for everything’ (see also: modern work and the nefarious influence of PPT). Anyway, this is very much a THING for 2024, as evidenced by the fact that this almost-identical article appeared a week or so after the initial one – feel free to put ‘pandering to millennial nostalgia for a web they felt was theirs’ in your bullsh1t strategy presentations, kids!
  • A Not-Totally-Dreadful Trend Report: Yes, yes, I know, but bear with me – this is another bit of work by Sean Monahan and whilst it’s…maybe a *touch* in love with the smell of its own farts, stylistically-speaking, and while it could do with someone sitting down alongside Sean and occasionally saying things like ‘yes, but what about in language that actually makes sense?’, there’s also some really interesting thinking about novelty and nostalgia which emerges after the halfway point which I think is potentially a useful way of characterising much of the cultural (and economic) output of the coming year(s).
  • Quitting: I fcuking LOVE quitting things. I think I have said this in the past, but there are few feelings more exhilarating than quitting a job with nothing else on the horizon; one of my favourite graphic novels is ‘The Quitter’ by Harvey Pekar… Basically what I am saying here is that giving things up is FUN and we should revel in it more often – this link takes you to a collection of essays and articles on the theme published by Slate which include pieces of quitting jobs, cities, relationships, therapy…go on, give something or someone up, it’s INCREDIBLY CATHARTIC. But, er, not Web Curios, eh?
  • Some Thoughts On The Next Year Of AI: Ethan ‘continually one of the smartest and most level-headed people writing about the practical implementation of current AI tools’ Mollick returns for 2024 with some thoughts on the likely direction of travel of AI tech in the next 12 months. Obviously he’s not got a crystal ball, but his thinking is clear and sober and feels realistic, and is a nice counterpoint to all the people trying to tell you that we’ll be reading AI-generated blockbuster novels by the end of the year (we will not, unless something catastrophic happens to global IQ levels). If you’re in the market for more speculation then you could do worse than read this WIRED piece as a companion – here the author argues that we’re about to slip into the Gartner ‘trough of disillusionment’ as people realise that The Machine still isn’t good enough to quite do EVERYTHING just yet. Which, broadly-speaking, I think is accurate – I’m not personally convinced that there will be another step-change in the tech this year (although TTI and TTV will continue to improve markedly) – I think the author underplays the extent you can just do a lot of boring, pointless work crap a LOT faster with this stuff and how that can and probably should start to make actual, practical bottom-line differences in 2024.
  • Oppression in Generative AI’s Global Order: I think this is unlikely to get many of you clicking, but if you’re in the market for a VERY deep academic dive into the various ways in which one might argue that the current wave of generative AI “is rooted in heteropatriarchy, racial capitalism, white supremacy, and coloniality and perpetuates its influence through the mechanisms of extractivism, automation, essentialism, surveillance, and containment.” Whilst, yes, there’s a degree to which there’s a TOUCH of social sciences buzzword bingo about that list, this is actually a really interesting exploration of the ways in which we can already see existing power structures being codified into the very fabric of digital life (AGAIN).
  • Selling A Pencil on TikTok: John Herrman writes for New York Magazine about his experience selling a pencil via TikTok livestream – this is sort of a wonderful synechdoche for all the ways general and specific in which the web has gotten worse over the years and the inexorable way in which the pursuit of continued hockeystick user and revenue growth inevitably leads to a product or platform that no longer gives users the experience that made it so attractive in the first place. This is sort-of funny, in a ‘author is bemused and slightly discomfited by the modern world’ way, but is also quietly bleak in its depiction of a future in which everyone’s either desperately flogging tat for pennies or otherwise simply *watching other people* flog tat for pennies as some sort of slack-jawed, lean-back entertainment stream.
  • The Rabbit R1: The undisputed breakout device of CES this year was the mysterious Rabbit R1, a product which has inspired a LOT of column inches considering noone seems to have the faintest fcuking clue what it will actually be able to do or how it will work. The Rabbit is a friendly, chunky-looking device which is equipped with its own AI – not, apparently, an LLM and not using OpenAI’s tech, but the company’s own software – which it has trained to ‘use websites and apps like a human’, effectively turning the device into an AI agent, capable of ‘acting’ on a user’s behalf when prompted with either voice commands or a photo, with the idea that you will basically use it as an always-on digital PA who you can outsource your digital life admin to. Or at least that’s the theory – there are a LOT of questions, but that hasn’t stopped the company selling thousands of the things on-spec. It strikes me as…unlikely that this particular device is going to be ‘the iPhone of AI devices’, but it also seems probable that ‘functionality like this’ is going to be in everyone’s phone, or phone-equivalent, in ~3y or so.
  • How Google Shaped The Web: I presume, given you’re reading this VERY ONLINE screed, that you’re reasonably-familiar with How Google Works and Why Websites Look The Way They Do – if you’re not wholly au fait with those and related questions, though, this is a genuinely brilliant explainer that does a superb job of explaining why it is that websites are structured the way they are, whilst also lightly roasting Google for creating a web that is built for the scraper rather than the user. I am genuinely fascinated to see how AI and search reshape this landscape, though I don’t think we’re likely to see any concrete movement around those questions this year (this one’s going to come back and bite me, isn’t it? Oh well).
  • Are The Young Left Wing?: This piece is written from a US perspective, but with elections on both side of the Atlantic coming in November (allegedly) these are reasonable questions to ask in the UK (and frankly other countries of the Global North) too. Basically this piece argues something that I’ve been saying for years – namely that the idea of young people as being ‘automatically left wing’ is actually a bit blinkered, and that a not-insignificant proportion of them are materially-obsessed hustle goblins who would happily skin Jeremy Corbyn alive for a few hours in Balmain with a credit card. While I don’t think it will prevent the Tories getting a biblical and hopefully-fatal kicking over here (PLEASE GOD), it’s worth a read and a think, and is a useful reminder that gEnErAtIoNs ArEn’T mOnOlItHs.
  • The Half-A-Billion-Dollar Pizza Robot Fcukup: Do you remember the magical pizza startup that was going to revolutionise the takeaway industry with its ROBOT CHEFS a few years back? Well half a billion dollars later and – SURPRISE – it turns out that it is not in fact going to do that after all; this really is a great bit of classic Silicon Valley idiocy and hubris, ticking ALL of the boxes (overspending, a seemingly total lack of practical understanding of the working practises and business models of the people to whom they hoped to sell this tech to) and generally leaving you thinking ‘Christ can we STOP giving all the money to these fcuking morons, please?’.
  • My Unravelling: This has been widely-shared but if you’re yet to read it then let me recommend it to you unreservedly. The always-superb Tom Scocca writes about ‘the year my body fell apart’ – about what it’s like to go from being a healthy person to being a very unhealthy person, about the arbitrariness of sickness and the equal arbitrariness of the dividing line between ‘the ill’ and ‘the healthy’ and how quickly and easily one can slip from the former to the latter, and how the world fails to accommodate that shift…honestly, this is a SUPERB piece of writing which will resonate with anyone who’s ever been seriously, surprisingly ill, or who’s had to deal with someone to whom that’s happened.
  • How We Got To Modern TV: A writeup in the LRB of Pandora’s Box: The Greed, Lust and Lies that Broke Television by Peter Biskind, a book about how the TV industry became the streaming industry became whatever the fcuk it’s set to become now – this is super-interesting as a series of vignettes telling the story of the growth of cable in the US and how the freedom and license granted to writers there set the stage for the evential Netflixification of everything.
  • Making Travis Kelce: Maybe you’re more forgiving than me, but I genuinely resent Taylor Swift (or, perhaps more fairly, the Taylor Swift Media Industrial Complex) for making me know the name of a fcuking American Footballer – still, per this piece, it’s probably not her fault either. Turns out Travis Kelce has been groomed for BIG BRAND STARDOM for years – this NYT piece looks at the team that have been working behind the scenes for years to elevate this particular thick-necked hunk of beef to the panoply of international human brand superstars, and offers an interesting perspective on the questions motivating the 13-year-old superstars of tomorrow, questions such as ‘when should I trademark my nickname?’ and ‘do I need a signature designer?’. Given the percentage of kids in any given sport that make it to The Show (SPOT THE REFERENCE!), this does rather indicate that there are going to be a LOT of young men and women whose appreciation of the potential value of their own personal brand is likely to outstrip their earning potential and career prospects – still, I’m sure they’ll be fine!
  • Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums in 2023: I know, I know, it feels a bit late to do recap stuff from last year – BUT, I will make an exception for this list which always makes me laugh and which this year contains some all-time-great examples of ill-advised masturbatory exploration. A question – HOW JADED WITH VANILLA SEX DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK ‘YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM GOING TO PUT 3 CELLPHONES IN MY BOTTOM!?
  • ICYMI 2023: Our final bit of last year nostalgia now, with the second appearance in this week’s Curios by Iconic Media Commentator Nick Walker, who every year compiles a selection of his favourite Tweets – yes, yes, I know, but Nick is legitimately one of the funniest people I know and has a genuinely brilliant eye for weird kitchen sink Fiat500 UK content. These are not only very funny, but most of them were totally new to me.
  • Clocking into Neopia: A brilliant essay/short story by Nancy Huang, about precarious work and digital escapes and the strange, modern phenomenon of fleeing ones very real material difficulties through a cheerful, multicoloured gameworld, and how that sometimes is enough.
  • If One Part Suffers: In the unlikely event anyone had asked me whether it was in fact possible to write sensitively about people who have a strong and almost overwhelming belief that they have a surfeit of limbs and who really, really want to divest themselves of one or more of them I would probably have answered in the negative – turns out I’m a moron, though, because that’s exactly what this article in Harper’s, by Michelle Orange, does. This is so so so well-written, in part because of the prose but also because of the gentle way in which she treats her subjects and their feelings, and how you find yourself genuinely thinking ‘well, why shouldn’t you be able to lop your legs off at the hip if you decide you don’t necessarily get along with them any more?’.
  • Ayana: Finally this week, a short story by Steven King, first published in the Paris Review in 2007 – I don’t normally particularly enjoy King’s writing, but I thought this was excellent and I think you might too

By Ryan Heshka

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Webcurios 15/12/23

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43 editions and some unconscionably-vast number of links later, HERE WE ARE AT LAST! We stand on the precipice of the FINAL WEB CURIOS OF 2023 – or at least you do, I have just finished writing the thing and as such, if we’re going to overextend this metaphor to beyond breaking point as tends to be our wont, I am a shattered mess of limbs at the bottom of it.

Anyway, seeing as it’s the final one of the year and I won’t be back in your inbox until some point in January – or never, should one or both of us die! – I just wanted to take this opportunity to say a small thankyou (those of you who quite rightly couldn’t care less about the niceties, feel free to skip this – but know that I resent you and have wished a small-but-persistent ill on you by way of retribution).

THANKYOU to each and every one of you for bothering to read even a word of this each week – and a special, specific shout out to the people who only ever read the opening paragraph, I know you exist but WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? – because, honestly, I know that there are 10million fcuking newsletters written by 10million mediocre middle-aged people with INTERESTS, just like me, and most of those are less long and miserable and cynical and, honestly, UNAPPEALING than this one, and I really do appreciate you for taking the time to sift through the frankly-putrescent carcass of this particular misshapen offering every week.

Thanks also to all those of you who have taken a moment to email me this year – especially those people who’ve work I’ve slagged off who have shown sufficient restraint to just email me saying ‘I made that, you know’ and thereby have made me feel hugely guilty but in a really, really classy way – and who offer a pleasant reminder that there might actually be people out there reading Curios who aren’t doing so out of a weird sense of personal guilt.

I hope you all have a happy, relaxing Christmas (or non-denominational festive season of your choosing), and that everything is broadly ok. I will probably be back in January – barring aforementioned death – but, until then, thanks again for reading and GOOD FCUKING RIDDANCE 2023.

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you look ridiculous with those antlers on, take them off FFS.

By Owen D Pomery

THIS WEEK’S FIRST MIX IS NOT PARTICULARLY SEASONAL, FINE, BUT IT IS 20 MINUTES OF SUPERBLY HIGH-OCTANE DRUM’N’BASS MC’ING AND THAT SHOULD HOPEFULLY MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT IT DOESN’T CONTAIN ANY REFERENCES TO GOUT AND FRENETIC OVERCONSUMPTION!

THE SECTION WHICH WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR YOUR EYES AND YOUR CLICKS THIS YEAR, PT.1:  

  • 25 Years of Search: This made me feel OLD, and as such I feel compelled to pass it on to you so that you too may feel the cold hand of time passing tapping you on the shoulder as a low voice intones into your shell-likes that ‘wow, you really have been here a while, haven’t you – what, frankly, has been the point, eh?’ This is Google’s attempt to provide a neat summary of the past two-and-a-half decades as seen through the partial, slightly-grubby lens of global search results – pick your category and get to look back at how the top five results across a range of different types of information, from football teams to pop stars, have shifted since 1999. Football charts the rise of Manchester City to global dominance (and that Flamengo is the only non-European team that anyone seems to care about), dogs shows that bulldogs are, perplexingly, the only breed in town (THEY CAN’T BREATHE FFS LISTEN TO THE SNUFFLY LITTLE FCUKS!), the ‘films’ section demonstrates the depressing dominance of recycled IP to the global entertainment industrial complex…To be honest, were I being hypercritical (heaven forfend!) I might say that this lacks a touch of pzzazz, and that Google might have made more of this – but, still, it’s interesting to get this sense of global megatrends, even if at this sort of scale there’s not really much you can do with this information other than just sort of wave your hands and gawp vaguely. BONUS DATA LINK: here’s Google’s 2023 cross-category search rankings, which I am only including because you will not BELIEVE who has sneaked in at #5 on the ‘trending global musical superstars of the year’ list.
  • Audiobox: It’s becoming increasingly difficult, if not impossible, to keep track of the various competing AI models currently available across text, audio, imagery and video – so I suggest you don’t try, frankly all this stuff is just going to be added to everything you already use in dribs and drabs over the coming year, so just let it wash over you unless you have some sort of weird, specific and potentially-masochistic desire to try and keep across it all (*coughs*). The latest company to start playing The Last Waltz for the composers of stock music the world over is Meta, which this week launched this new suit of tools and toys which are designed to showcase the company’s progress in developing audio models – none of the tools here are anything other than demos, and the company makes very clear that none of this can or should be used for commercial purposes at present, but what’s hear so far is pretty impressive. Create a model of your own voice (or anyone else’s) with just a few seconds of source audio, create sound effects or vocal styles just by describing them (“the sound of skin wetly separating from a frozen surface” is a potentially nice source prompt, just saying), apply a descriptive style transfer to any audio clip (“make them sound like they are happy, not horrified!”), and cobble together all of these various techniques in the ‘create your own AI story!’ sandbox area of the site – the last of these ends up sounding quite shonky, but the in-browser audio editor that they;ve built to show it off, with the ability to create AI-juiced sound blocks based on your prompts and to clip, cut and move them around across tracks to your heart’s content, is genuinely impressive. This feels and looks like The Future, for better or worse.
  • The Rijksmuseum Advent Calendar: Perennial Web Curios favourite, and consistent purveyor of high-quality digital experiences for the discerning museophile (is this an accepted ‘philia’? It is now), Amsterdam’s Rijksmuseum is back with its Christmas 2023 advent calendar – click the link and enjoy the rather beautiful digital representation of the museum in the snow, complete with twinkling soundtrack, and each day a different window of the building will light up, letting you click into it to explore a particular work or piece of content from the museum’s archive. This isn’t groundbreaking, fine, but it’s PRETTY and looks generally smart, and is a nice way of repurposing and re-presenting archive content; it feels like there ought to be something fun and ‘night at the museum’-ish that the older, more storied institutions could do in terms of webwork at this time of the year, but, equally, I appreciate that the digital marketing budget of most of the world’s museums sector is of the ‘does anyone in archiving know anyone who can build websites and will do it as a favour?’ sort and that I should probably stop suggesting unhelpful activations that noone in fact has the money to pay for.
  • Magic In All Of Us: On the one hand, you can imagine the sort of wild, frenzied spinning that my eyes do when I come across a vaguely-cutesy link with a title like ‘The Magic In All Of Us’; on the other, this is a brilliant and technically-impressive bit of work and as a result of the whole ‘mother died of motor neurone disease’ thing I have a bit of a personal link with eye tracking technology as used on this site. This is a webtoy developed by the Montefiori Einstein hospital in New York as part of its work with people suffering from neurological or neurodegenerative conditions, and lets people with reduced or nonexistent motor skills play a simple colouring-in game using eye-tracking technology; spend a few seconds calibrating your webcam and then you can use your eyes to guide a cursor as you colour in a range of different suitably-festive-looking scenes featuring, for some reason, a bunch of cartoon dogs. This is obviously designed for children and as such you may not find the whole ‘colour in some dogs’ thing hugely compelling, but a) the eyetracking tech is really good, and if nothing else it’s impressive to see what’s possible in this field right now; b) the whole thing is still a bit appallingly close to home, and as such this ruined me rather when I first played with it, and I hope you’ll forgive the slight authorial obsession here. PS – a small, bonus bit of eyetracking, in case you’re interested.
  • Santa Knows You: I don’t know, perhaps you’re someone who’s more convinced of their moral excellence and general probity than I am, but, in general, a website declaring to me that ‘Santa Knows You’ strikes me as more threatening than anything else – does he? What, exactly, does he think he knows, and what does he intend to do with that information? Anyway, if you’re less paranoid about being shopped to the police by Santa than I apparently appear to be, then you might like this SPECTACULAR bit of opportunistic grifting from some company or another, which has basically cobbled together a few free (or at the very least cheaply-accessible-via-API) tools to create this website which lets anyone create a PERSONALISED VIDEO FROM SANTA for their loved ones based on whatever HIGHLY PERSONAL INFORMATION you feed The Machine – it will cobble it together into a GPT’d script, text to voice it and then do some light lipsync-ish animation to make it all fit together with their CG santa model – ALL FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $10 A POP! This is a classic bit of opportunism, and I can’t even be too angry about the grift when the first ‘reason you should pay us money’ proofpoint on the homepage is (no sh1t) ‘sending an AI-generated video message of a fictional persona designed mainly to foster the capitalist impulse in the young to your children fosters better behaviour in your progeny!’ Anyway, this is obviously horrible and empty, but should you still, after all this, be of the opinion that what your loved ones REALLY want for Christmas is a soulless message from a digital ghost then you can get (almost) exactly the same thing here for free – you’re welcome!
  • Ello: Not, sadly, the now-defunct social network from…*checks* 2014?! Dear Christ, I have been writing about this stuff for TOO LONG and I have not insignificant regrets about my life choices….no, instead this particular Ello is instead an AI-assisted app which enables parents to outsource yet another aspect of the whole ‘raising the meatsacks you spaffed into existence’ thing to The Machine via the medium of a platform that will read along with your children as they learn the basics of phonemes and dipthongs so that you can get on with the really important things like, I don’t know, min/maxing your BG3 save or getting really deep into the Bobby Fingers rabbithole. “Ello listens to your child read from real books, teaches and motivates them, and transforms them into enthusiastic readers,” runs the blurb, noting that “Ello uses patent-pending speech recognition and adaptive learning technology to engage with your child while they develop critical reading skills.” To be clear, I haven’t tried this and it might be AMAZING – but, equally, I find there to be something deeply fcuking sad about the idea (but then again I don’t have kids – those of you who do might well look at this and see an end to the fcuking Gruffalo, and weep hot, salty tears of relieved joy). The fact, though, that this is a $25 a month subscription service AND you don’t get to keep any books as part of that (that’s an extra $5 a book!) makes me feel less bad about being snarky about a company whose business won’t exist in a year’s time (NB – I realise that I occasionally say stuff like this and that it’s not-inconceivable that the people behind the company might read this and get upset; in the unlikely event that anyone from Ello DOES end up stumbling across this rubbish, rest assured that my predictive track record on, well, nearly-everything is ATROCIOUS, and as such my prediction of your eventual failure is an almost cast-iron guarantee of your future plutocracy). .
  • Touring: This feels like a reasonable potential real-world usecase for AI – Touring is a prototypical travel companion app which is designed to provide dynamic city tours to anyone, built on artificial intelligence. “Touring leverages generative AI, geolocation, 3D spatial information, speech synthesis and human-curated content to produce the world’s most advanced real-time audio guiding system. [It] fetches facts and information from various online sources, then crafts a cohesive story using GPT4 and text-to-speech technologies [and] uses geolocation to know where you are, and 3D maps to infer what you see. It avoids repetitive content and always offers something fresh.” Obviously it’s impossible to gauge this without trying it, and it’s inevitably going to be…well, a bit sh1t, frankly, at least to start with, but the possibilities here are genuinely exciting (if it’s possible to get truly ‘excited’ by the prospect of ‘being guided through life by a disembodied ominiscient voice’) – it’s not hard to imagine an idealised version of this sort of tech which combines realtime information from across various datasources with a deep knowledge of personal preferences to create a bespoke itinerary that works.
  • Exactly: HUGE caveat emptor with this site, but the premise behind it is really interesting – basically Exactly offers visual artists the opportunity to train a local generative AI model on their own work, effectively letting them create an AI assistant to create imagery in their own personal style. The extent to which this pleases you or fills you with horror will likely depend on your level of comfort with The Machine ripping off your schtick, but for one-man-band illustrators who want to speed up their workflows and create an assistant that ‘gets’ their style, this could be hugely useful and it’s certainly a lot simpler than having to download a local instance of Stable Diffusion (other open source visual models are available) and train your own. The platform ‘guarantees’ that the artist will own all materials produced with the model, and there is a tiered pricing system which goes from a (very) limited ‘free’ tier to an unlimited £40 pcm – obviously you can do this FAR cheaper and FAR more powerfully on your own, but for those without the technical chops to explore that then this might be a useful alternative.
  • Crossover: Have you ever wished that there was an online database which kept track of which actors have appeared in which films or tv shows, and which let you interrogate that information so as to let you immediately find out which programmes actor X and actor Y have been in together? No, of course you haven’t, why would you? And yet MERRY CHRISTMAS, for that is exactly what this website does (for a very limited selection of US TV shows).
  • Glorious Trainwrecks: I do love me a slightly-niche online community, and Glorious Trainwrecks is a perfect example – this site’s been going for YEARS (possibly 15) and exists to celebrate a particular type of videogame, the GLORIOUS TRAINWRECKS of the title, games which are broken and shonky and janky but which for whatever reason WORK, and to celebrate the creativity and enthusiasm of the amateur digital noodler. This is very geeky, but I feel some of you (NO JUDGEMENT) might find it a compelling place to hang out for a bit: “Glorious Trainwrecks is about bringing back the spirit of postcardware, circa 1993. It’s about throwing a bunch of random crap into your game and keeping whatever sticks. About bringing back a time when you didn’t care so much about “production values”, as much as ripping sound samples from your favourite television shows to use in your game, or animating pictures of yourself making goofy faces on your webcam. Where every ridiculous idea you had, you would just sit down and code. When you would make up a “company name” to legitimize dorking around on the computer with your friends. It is not about unfinished, unplayable games. If any part of a glorious trainwreck is terrible, it is terrible in a way that is AWESOME. Together, you and I will bring the true spirit of indie gaming back. Yes, you! For this site is about nothing, if it is not about getting off your ass and creating. Wikipedia claims that they used to stage trainwrecks (with empty trains, of course) for the amusement of the general population. Would the world not be a better place if we brought this tradition back? It doesn’t matter if you’ve got talent, so long as you’ve got gusto. Your game does not have to be coherent — but it does have to be finished.”
  • Start Pages: This is very much one of those links which for 99% of you will be an immediate ‘glaze over and skip’ and which for 1% of you will be an immediate bookmark. If you are in that 1%, know that I do ALL OF THIS for YOU. This is “A curated listing of beautiful and interesting Startpages from around the web” – ADMIT IT YOU LOVE IT.
  • ReelShorts: This is yet another TikTok channel which is attempting to make ‘look, TikTok is just TV ffs, why don’t we commission for it with that in mind?’ work as a thing – and this time with an apparent degree of success. Per this Rest of World article, ReelShorts is a Chinese media company which is producing episodic, schlocky, soap-style fantasy romance content on TikTok – specifically, as you will see when you click on the link and visit their profile, a surprising quantity of fictions about ALPHA WEREWOLVES and their sociosexual entanglements. What are ALPHA WEREWOLVES like, I hear you cry as one? Well, they mostly tend to have the sort of bland, square-jawed good looks of the sorts of people you might have seen on The Bold and the Beautiful circa 1992 combined with the broad thespian range one might ordinarily associate with a piece of toast, and they seem to spend their time in a variety of non-specific locations delivering…very…stilted…dialogue heavy with INTENSITY and LONGING and INNUENDO and the promise that there might be some Light Werewolf Alpha Foreplay just round the corner…look, the content here is DREADFUL (a sub-Hallmark channel level of acting and writing) and the plots are from what I can tell wafer thin, and it’s all about SEXY BUSINESS WEREWOLVES FFS, and yet…just look how MUCH of it there is! I don’t quite know what to think – on the one hand this is sort-of interesting as a business model, and from a cultural point of view; on the other, if you look at this stuff (the quality! The quantity! The production values! The fact that, honestly, half of it makes NO SENSE AT ALL!) and think ‘no, there is something unique and special about human creativity that The Machine will never be able to match, and noone will EVER want to watch fictions created by an AI because they have no soul!’ then, well, I have a bridge to sell you. I remain, honestly, ASTONISHED by the sort of crap that people are willing to stare at on a screen (says the man who spends literally 12 hours a day plugged into the fcuking internet like some parody of an addict, lol).
  • Sunday Nobody Art: Also a TikTok channel! Look, I don’t really want to spoil this, but it is LOVELY and, honestly, the sort of thing I would love to see more people with craft-y skills doing (as ever, should any of you wish to just sort of blithely do what I tell you, that would be lovely thankyou).
  • The IKAT Christmas Pyramid: I LOVE THIS. Chemnitz Technical Uuniversity in Germany have set up a FESTIVE PYRAMID THINGY in their lab – visitors to this website can click a button to spin the pyramid IN REAL LIFE and see the impact of their actions on the live webcam. This is obviously totally pointless, but I don’t think I will ever get over the excitement at seeing my actions on a website having near-realtime real-world impact, and I can’t be the only one – PLEASE can we have more largely-frivolous physical/digital integrations like this, please? Oh go one, I’ll even let you use the word ‘phygital’ to describe them.

By Unpis

NEXT UP HAVE A LOVELY WINTERY SELECTION OF WHAT MIXCLOUD SEEMS TO WANT TO CALL ‘DARK AMBIENT’ BUT WHICH I WOULD PROBABLY JUST CALL ‘GOOD SONGS’, COMPILED BY FORMER EDITOR PAUL! 

THE SECTION WHICH WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR YOUR EYES AND YOUR CLICKS THIS YEAR, PT.2:   :        

  • The GCHQ Christmas Challenge: Christmas is a time for giving, for receiving, for eating and drinking and celebrating (and crying and feeling alone and wishing it would all stop forever – delete as applicable!), and, if British security institution GCHQ has its way, for gently inculcating young minds into the exciting world of cryptography and spycraft! Every year the security and intelligence organisation publishes a set of puzzles designed to be completed by kids, partly as a bit of fun and partly as a means of identifying the SUPERSPIES OF THE FUTURE via the medium of some gentle word and logic games. The main link takes you direct to the PDF, but if you want a bit more info and supporting materials, etc, then you can find them here – these are challenging but not TOO challenging (oh, ok, fine, I only did the first three – it may well become IMPOSSIBLE by the time you get to the end, so be warned) and it might be a nice way for some (admittedly slightly peculiar) kids to pass an hour or two (although to be honest if I discovered that my kids were a natural dab hand at this sort of thinking I would be…a bit unsettled, to be honest, and might consider sweeping the house for bugs).
  • NCube: Sticking with ‘things I don’t really understand’, would you like to see ‘a visual representation of objects moving in the 4th, 5th and nth dimensions’? OF COURSE YOU WOULD! This might take a bit of time to load (or at least it will if your laptop is of similar quality to mine), but when it does…well, when it does you’ll be confronted by a baffling-but-mesmerising 3d shape sort of spinning and folding in on itself, and to be honest this is the sort of thing that with a blotter of acid and some comfortable surroundings you could probably confuse yourself with until midway through 2024. If you’re less of a mathematical pygmy than I am, you might find the explanation and subsequent discussion of this found here of interest – tbh though I just like the pretty spinning box thingies, whichever dimension I’m supposed to believe they’re in.
  • Spiderharp: It feels that in the earlier (BETTER) days of the web you couldn’t go a week without discovering a new, esoteric and almost-certainly-unplayable new musical instrument designed by some secretive savant or another – now, though, that flood seems to have slowed to a trickle, which personally saddens me. While we can all agree that the concept of ‘musical instruments’ peaked in 2006 with the invention of ‘The Dube’ by former-professional-footballer-turned-house-flipper Dion Dublin, it’s nice to see that there are still people out there flying the flag for sonic esoterica – the Spiderharp is…ok, it’s basically a harp that looks like a spider’s web (octagonal) and which has a bit of tech at its centre which effectively analyses the string vibrations and their relative place on the ‘web’ of the instrument and uses that data to place the audio in a physical space, say, or to apply different effects to the notes as their played…this is VERY complex, basically, but the videos on the site demonstrate that it’s possible to make beautiful music with it. I am quite excited to see what sort of fun and weird sonic experimentation results from the coming multimodal AI tsunami, personally-speaking.
  • The Old Bailey Online: I have DEFINITELY featured this before, but the site’s just had a major refresh and is now reoptimised for mobiles, and has better tagging, and if there was every a time to spend a few hours plugging terms like ‘pudding’ or ‘clap’ into a record of the historic crimes of London then THIS IS IT. Honestly, this is endlessly entertaining in a way that feels almost…weirdly voyeuristic, frankly.
  • An Ode To Forever: Upsettingly I have literally no notes for this – no context, no provenance, nothing – which is a real shame because honestly I think it is BEAUTIFUL. An Ode To Forever is just a selection of photographs, scrolling seemingly into eternity, presented alone with no commentary or data or identifying information about where or when or who; there’s a general sort of mid-20th-century European aesthetic about many of these that remind me specifically of 1970s Rome (or at least all the photos I’ve seen of it from before I was born), but, generally, this is just what I believe the kids call A VIBE, and I could honestly just scroll this for 30 minutes or so while smoking a neverending stream of very thing cigarettes. This website makes me feel a very specific way for which I don’t have a word to hand, which is, in some ways, the highest compliment I can pay it.
  • Noise: This is a potentially-useful (and usefully-free) service designed to offer musicians with an Artist Page on Spotify the opportunity to quickly spin up a personal website which is a bit less obviously-shonky than the standard LinkTree or similar which emergent artists with no budget or dev skills often end up with. Noise basically pulls the data from your Artist page and arranges it into one of a series of reasonably-customisable templates, meaning anyone can knock together a showcase of their songs, contact info and other material posted to the Spotify page, complete with photos and the rest, all of which is free and all of which pulls from Spotify and updates automatically meaning you don’t have to worry about administering A N Other web presence. Obviously this is significantly less good than, you know, building and hosting your own site, but as a free tool for the emergent this could be useful.
  • The Drymipholia Collective: Do YOU live in (a very specific section of) North America? Would YOU like to participate in an agricultural hobby project which is aiming to breed avocados that will flourish and fruit in the currently-unprepossessing climactic environment of the “lowlands around the Salish Sea, or along the oceanside coast of the Olympic Peninsula”? OF COURSE YOU WOULD! I appreciate the the number of people likely to be either interested in this or eligible to participate is likely to be somewhere in the region of ‘zero’, but I am personally charmed by this very, very specific project and wish them all luck in their avocado cultivating endeavours.
  • Macroevolution: Oh this is a TREAT. A *very* specific, *very* personal website in which the author presents a LOT of information about some topics that are very close to their heart: specifically, er, mammalian hybrids, and historical biographies of famed biologists. You can get a feel for the sort of vibe going on here from one of the ‘Introduction’ pages in which the site’s author and curator talks about the scope of his project: “this section lacks an inherent quality of a scientific work because the intent here is to be strictly factual. Scientists almost never attempt to limit themselves to fact. Instead, they constantly make inferences about reality based on their theories about the nature of reality. In other words, scientific writings are permeated with beliefs. They are theory laden.” PESKY SCIENTISTS WITH THEIR INABILITY TO ATTAIN A STATE OF PURE AND COMPLETE OBJECTIVITY! Anyway, this is…this is very peculiar, and FULL of weird stuff – although it’s probably worth bearing in mind that a lot of the ‘weird stuff’ it’s full of involves animal biology and as such there is some…quite esoteric photography on there, and I wouldn’t feel wholly confident clicking around were I an animal lover and someone who got a bit squeamish about the whole ‘meat and viscera of life’ thing. Still, who doesn’t want a website with a whole section dedicated to the possibility of ever being able to breed a canine-bovine hybrid? NO FCUKER, etc!
  • Stamps Back: I’m conscious of the fact that we’ve all got a lot of time to fill over the next few weeks, and we might occasionally need SOOTHING LONGFORM CONTENT to help smooth the interfamilial cracks – hopefully Stamps Back will help in some small way. The site collects a series of documentaries about the Bulgarian tech underground scene of the 80s, and how enthusiasts and technologists helped works and ideas from across the iron transmit via samisdat through the Budapest and Bucharest and other central European countries then under Soviet rule. OK, fine, your mileage for this will largely depend on you appetite for footage of middle-aged men in leather jackets talking about how amazing it was to see a thrice-photocopied copy of C64 User for the first time, but there’s something really interesting about the way in which videogames and coding connoted freedom and liberation and the West during the cold war, and now I come to think if it there’s something about general ‘feel’ of these films (there are 5 different docs on the site, though one appears to be offline at present) that seems apt for THE NOW.
  • The Worst Tweets of 2023: This is probably the last year it will make sense to run one of these – by this time next year it’s entirely possible that the only people left on the site will be the cryptofloggers and the nazis, and that EVERY Tweet will be The Worst! Still, until Elon finally manages to fcuk the site in half for good we can still enjoy some of the most unhinged opinions being expressed by some of the worst people on the planet (in the main, North Americans) – there are four separate threads within this original Tweet so you’ll have to click through to each to get the full horror, but there are some genuine classics in this year’s selection (and that’s without allowing ANY of Elon’s own). Pick your own, but personally I’m finding it hard to see far beyond ‘I would rather marry a woman who had sex with dogs but was a virgin with humans’ for the most brain-damaged statement of the lot.
  • SINWP Bird Photographer of the Year: SINWP, as any fule kno, stands for ‘The Society of International Nature and Wildlife Photographers’, and this year’s pick of THE BEST BIRD PHOTOS is a cracking selection – the link takes you to ALL the entires, and there are hundreds to click through for the twitchers amongst you.
  • The Pudding Cup Winners: I featured the call for entries in The Pudding’s contest to find the best ‘visual and data-driven’ stories of the year a few weeks back; now the site has picked its winners, and there are some GREAT examples of ‘telling stories through data, but in a pretty way’.
  • Smartphone Tutorials: Look, I know none of YOU will need this, but given that lots of people are set to spend an extended period of time with often elderly relatives I figured that you might find this site worth bookmarking – it’s a simple, clear, text-only guide to doing loads of simple-but-useful stuff on your mobile, covering a range of different models and operating systems and basically designed to offer a really useful resource next time someone who you love and respect but whose approach to IT makes you want to commit some sort of geronticidal offence approaches you to ask if you can ‘make their messages come back please’.
  • Cry Once A Week: LOL AT THE IDEA THAT ANYONE IS GOING TO NEED A WEBSITE TO HELP MAKE THEMSELVES CRY! Still, if you ever need a reliable source of tearjerking material then just click and let this site serve you up some GENUINELY SAD pop culture material – potentially useful if you need to feign sadness or remorse at short order, or if your own personal mind cinema is yet to be filled with the ghosts of the untimely dead.
  • Na’avi Reborns: On the one hand, it’s widely accepted that the film ‘Avatar’ and its sequel have not had any sort of lasting impact on Western culture whatsoever, despite their preposteriously-impressive box office performance; on the other, if that’s true then explain THESE horrorshows. You’re aware, right, of the fact that the race of tall blue humanoid people from the Avatar universe are called the ‘Na’avi’, right? You’re also aware of the fact that there is a niche-but-fanatical community of adults who like purchasing and playing dress-up with ‘reborns’, small dolls designed to look incredibly, disturbingly like actual, human infants? Now imagine what happens when you violently smush those two seemingly-disparate concepts together – are you imagining? ARE YOU? Great, now click the link and realise that whatever you were thinking of is nowhere near as horrible and creepy and wrong as what’s on sale on Etsy under ‘Na’avi Reborns’. Honestly, I don’t really want to spoil this for you but, well, a) THESE LOOK LIKE ALIEN BABY CORPSES FFS; and b) WHY ARE SO MANY OF THEM ANATOMICALLY-CORRECT?!; and also c) IF YOU OWN ONE OF THESE YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO BE ON SOME SORT OF REGISTER I AM SORRY BUT IT IS TRUE.
  • Missile Mentor: This is more ‘the germ of an interesting idea’ than it  is ‘brilliantly-compelling ludic experience’, but still. The idea is that you play a game of missile command against your opponent, in realtime – you hold your mouse button to determine the power/distance of your shots as you each attempt to blow up the other’s base first, with the twist coming with the addition of a further missile silo for each player, which is controlled by AI. Each player’s AI model is determined by their own performance – so your skill determines the resulting quality of the AI model which has been trained on you. In practice this doesn’t make for hugely-interesting gameplay, but you can imagine how this could end up being developed into something more interesting with a more involved gameplay mechanic (and smarter AI).
  • 20 Words, 20 Seconds: This might be the best browser-based word game I have played all year – no, really, I am serious. It is BRILLIANT and has a terrifyingly-sticky ‘one more go’ vibe to it which sucks you in something chronic. It is also IMPOSSIBLE to do all 20 words in 20 seconds (and I am sticking to that, and anyone who proves otherwise is a FREAK).
  • Dungeon Sweeper: Our final browsergame of 2023 is this lovely, soothing cross between an 8bit pixelart RPG and Minesweeper, which really shouldn’t work but which really does; it’s in Japanese, but you can find some rudimentary instructions on the page and you can sort of get the general idea if you just fiddle around for a few minutes. This is VERY soothing and a perfect way of smoothing your brain should spending significant periods of the next few weeks in close proximity to your family leave it feeling more crenellated than you might like.

By Xenia Fuentes

WE FINISH THIS YEAR WITH AN ALBUM BY FLOFILZ WHO WAS ONE OF THE ARTISTS I ENJOYED DISCOVERING THE MOST IN 2023 AND WHO I HOPE YOU LIKE TOO! 

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • Beautiful Music CDs: Not in fact a Tumblr! Still, this is the website of what as far as I can tell is a tiny record label promoting VERY OBSCURE musicians – there are links to buy albums, but you can also here sample tracks from a range of the label’s stars, so should you be curious as to what the audio stylings of someone who self-describes as “Ol’ boy from Texas seeks to transcend his bodily existence and become a Brand®, immortalizing his likeness and music in the form of an Album™” then, well, this may be your new favourite label in the world.
  • Spicy England: Slightly astonished I’ve not featured this before, but apparently not – Spicy England does the vitally important job of providing Google Streetview images of the industrial estates on which the country’s condiments and spices are imported to, distributed from, or packaged – this is SO wonderfully mundane that it probably ought to be a real show at the Whitechapel.

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Smock Frocks: Shall we do a think in 2024, Readers of Curios? Shall we BRING BACK THE SMOCK? In case you’re interested, all of the smock sartoralism you could ever wish for can be found on this Insta account. No, really, YOU ARE WELCOME!

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  •  The Year of GPT: You’re going to see a LOT of these sorts of summaries over the coming weeks as every single newspaper and magazine with delusions of cultural relevance decides to give us their own potted history of The Year The AI Stuff Was Inescapable – this is the New York Times’ take, which has the benefit of being early and not TOO wordy, and is actually a reasonable overview of ‘all the stuff that has happened and where it’s all shaken out at the fag-end of 2023’. If you’ve been following all the various twists and turns in the generative AI story over the past 12 months then this is unlikely to be revelatory, but if you want a quick catch-up primer on How We Got Here then this is a reasonable place to get it. “But Matt!”, I hear you all cry, supplicatory hands raised, “what do YOU think about all of this? What is YOUR coruscating end-of-year take on all of this AI stuff? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN????” To which I say “lol that any of you care what I think”, but also, if you MUST ask, that “I am broadly bullish on AI and its long-term impacts on society, but I think that it is going to make a lot of things about society and life much, much worse for a significant number of people before we start to see the big species-level benefits, and that depreciation is going to start in earnest next year”, in case you wanted ANOTHER reason to look ahead with happy anticipation.
  • AI and Trust: A related piece of writing by Bruce Schneier which looks at how we think of systems and the ‘trust’ we place in them, and the extent to which it is important that we begin to think differently about AI technologies and systems because they are about to become embedded into everything that we interact with and do, and that will change the nature of those interactions and the way in which things work in materially-significant ways which in turn should affect the extent to which we place ‘trust’ in digital systems, and indeed how we conceive of ‘trust’ or ‘faith’ in a system at all. It is full of important questions like this one, which have implications across usage and service design and language and all sorts of things, and which strike me as just as important, if not moreso, than questions of whether the machine is going to paperclip us all into oblivion or not. “There is something we haven’t discussed when it comes to trust: power. Sometimes we have no choice but to trust someone or something because they are powerful. We are forced to trust the local police, because they’re the only law enforcement authority in town. We are forced to trust some corporations, because there aren’t viable alternatives. To be more precise, we have no choice but to entrust ourselves to them. We will be in this same position with AI. We will have no choice but to entrust ourselves to their decision-making. The friend/service confusion will help mask this power differential. We will forget how powerful the corporation behind the AI is, because we will be fixated on the person we think the AI is.”
  • A New Turing Test: The idea that the base-level concept of the Turing Test needs rethinking in light of the new wave of generative AIs is not a new one, but I liked the framing of ‘how we might want to critically look at digital artefacts to assess whether they are made by machines or not’ in this piece of writing; “This year, perhaps in order to get at Gornick’s why, I added a new Turing-esque test to my list of rubrics: expressiveness. It has three simple criteria: 1) It feels like it came from someone. It contain evidence of complex, emotive human detritus. Feeling human-like isn’t enough: it couldn’t have been made by “just anyone,” and instead leans into the unique perspective of the specific person/people who made it. 2) It feels like it was meant for someone. It is a work concerned with and designed for a particular audience, and the audience can feel that intention when they consume it. 3) It feels like it belongs in a particular context. It is aware of the place, time, culture, and artistic medium in which it will be consumed. Its form and content are in conversation with each other. It is not afraid to converse with the past, elevating, rather than concealing, its inspiration.” This is, I think, a genuinely useful lens through which to look at everything that we consume, see and create (and one which it would be nice if every single brand in the world which continues to spaff out appalling ‘content’ on an hourly basis could take to heart please thankyou).
  • Science Is Becoming Less Human: One of the recurring themes of my impotent railing against the machine this year has been the question of ‘how do we learn how to think if we just get the answers to all our questions direct from The Machine?’ – a slightly better and more rigorous investigation of this issue is offered here in the Atlantic, specifically asking the question of how we will/should react when we get to the (not-too-distant) future in which The Machine can just pull scientific ‘truths’ out of the ether and we just sort of have to accept them because we haven’t got the faintest idea of how it arrived at said ‘truth’ or indeed how one might go about retroactively proving it. You may be unsurprised to learn, by the way, that the answer is ‘no fcuking idea!’.
  • The History of Pipes: I appreciate that the number of you likely to have an affectionate memory of a briefly-extant and even-then-niche bit of consumer-facing webwonkery is…small, but for the few of you for whom this rings a bell I reckon it will be a bittersweet trip down memory lane. Yahoo Pipes was basically a really smart visual interface that let users customise information sources from all around the web, effectively letting anyone who could be bothered homebrew their own information sources to a staggering degree of customisability – basically a sort of ‘if this then that’ for content pulled in through RSS feeds. Per the piece, “Want to know whether the latest logged earthquakes were near you? Aggregate 100 top news sites, but only see items that mention cats? Get a steady stream of sport scores, scraped from sites that don’t offer an RSS feed? Find a rental apartment amidst those posted on Craigslist and other online apartment listings that fits your price range and is near a park? Exclude stories on topics you’re not interested in from publications you already follow?” – this was all possible with Pipes. And then it wasn’t, because it turned out that not enough people could be bothered to fiddle with the software and Yahoo! rightly surmised that most people were more than happy with the increasingly-well-triaged-and-targeted algosorted pabulum being fed to them and didn’t want the hassle of making their own…This feels very much like an example of something that should have succeeded in some small way, that should have become embedded, but which didn’t and which as a result has resulted in a marginally less good online experience for everyone. Also, given the extent to which we are all getting our own intensely-personalised feeds, and to which I think Ryan Broderick’s recent predictions about users being able to effectively ‘sell’ their own algofeeds to others are totally correct, this feels HUGELY prescient. NB – this is designed up to look like an old MacOS interface and is HORRIBLY slow as a result, but bear with it.
  • Why Are So Many People On The Left Sliding Right?: This feels timely, given 2023 has given us yet another bunch of people going from ‘just asking questions!’ to ‘posting borderline-fascistic rhetoric on main!’ (and it really is astonishing how the media seems to be able to expand to fit a nearly-infinite quantity of them within its welcoming arms!) – what is behind the increasingly-prevalent trend that sees people who would maybe two or three years ago have described themselves as ‘left of centre’ moving towards holding opinions that are significantly more ‘Kinder, Kirche, Kuche’? The article doesn’t offer any easy answers, but I found its presentation of the idea of ‘diagonalism’ interesting to explain some of the shifts: diagonalism “rejects conventional labels of left and right, even as it borrows elements from both, sharing ​“a conviction that all power is conspiracy.” It’s often marked by ​“a dedication to disruptive decentralization, a desire for distributed knowledge and thus distributed power, and a susceptibility to right-wing radicalization.” The people who comprise diagonalist movements come in various forms: movement hustlers gamifying politics; left-to-right ideologues who claim they didn’t leave the Left, the Left left them; and far-right esoterics. It has drawn wellness enthusiasts as well as neo-Nazis, and has praised QAnon. Unlike a horseshoe, the diagonalist path draws from not just the Left but also the center and the greater hinterlands, where everyday people hadn’t previously thought much about politics at all.” I would imagine anyone vaguely to the left of centre knows someone to whom they can apply this sort of analysis.
  • The Rise and Fall of Podcasting: At the end of a year in which it seems that I am literally one of the only three people in the UK who doesn’t listen to one of the ‘The Rest Is…’ series of podcasts (my big prediction for 2024 – the Lineker backlash starts here and someone does a big expose’ on how much he adores gak and how this maps onto his status as avatar for a certain type of liberal persona), I found this article really interesting – this is by one Adam Davidson, who created the leading NPR ‘Planet Money’ podcast and knows a thing or two about the medium, talking about how the economics of the medium have shifted as it has become more popular and Big Media has gotten involved – if you’re involved in the pointy, practical end of podcasting this is a really good read about the boring business detail of making money out of churning content. BONUS PODCAST-RELATED CONTENT: this article in Slate looks at the shifting economics of the business and the difficulties of operating at the very top and very bottom of the market.
  • Fortnite X Guitar Hero: After last week’s LEGO x Fortnite announcement comes this news – basically you can now play Guitar Hero inside Fortnite, is the upshot, but the interesting part here is that this is yet ANOTHER building block in the wider ‘Fortnite is becoming the metaverse, whatever the fcuk we are currently pretending that word means’ discourse. It’s now a place where you can meet up to play Battle Royale shooting games, or to see a gig, or to build collaborative digital worlds, or do digital karaoke with your mates, or just simply to hang out and chat in…Still, I bet the people who’ve poured millions into Decentraland and the Sandbox feel fine about it, no really I am sure they do.
  • Swiftie Politicians: An interesting piece on Rest of World looking at how politicians in Mexico have been using fandoms as an electoral tool – specifically waxing lyrical about their attachment to Taylor Swift in order to try and recruit some of her famously-rabid fanbase to their cause. The strategists in this piece make no attempt to hide the naked calculation behind this, and I suppose it makes sense given the insane power these fan groups can wield en masse, but it’s impossible not to feel a soul-deep level of ick when you read paragraphs like this one: “Finally someone on Ebrard’s team suggested posting a video in which he outed himself as a BTS fan, according to Rafael Morales, a political consultant in Mexico City who worked on Ebrard’s digital strategy. The video drew over one million views and hundreds of comments. Some commenters even promised to vote for Ebrard if he managed to bring a BTS concert to Mexico. Ebrard followed up with a video where he promised to bring the K-pop group to the country if he won the presidency.” Given we’re (HOPEFULLY PLEASE GOD) less than a year out from a general election in the UK, shall we all start taking bets on which of this country’s politicos are most likely to employ similar tactics? It wouldn’t surprise me AT ALL if Starmer ends up doing some sort of appalling interview when he talks about being ‘really into’ KPop, but my absolute nailed-on favourite here is one-woman self-directed-spotlight Jess Philips, who I can totally imagine coming out as a fan of Blackpink as soon as she feels the need to court the kids.
  • Is Northern Ireland a Failed State?: I am embarrassingly ignorant on the subject of the politics of Northern Ireland, but had vaguely filed the idea that the region wasn’t performing brilliantly in the back of my head somewhere without really paying too much attention to it – this overview of How Things Are Going is a sobering one, and, while I can’t presume to know whether it’s even-handed and fair, I can be fairly confident in saying that it’s a massive fcuking indictment of the past 15 years of domestic government.
  • AI Astrology: This is ostensibly about the boom in AI-enabled astrology apps, purporting to offer highly-tailored, massively accurate readings (which, obvs, is in fact just a bunch of highly-prompted GPT doggerel) to the user to guide their daily actions in the manner best-advised by the cosmos – in fact, though, this is more about the coming reality in which (just to once again for the final time this year hammer once again at one of my favourite topics) EVERYONE IS GETTING HYPERPERSONAL DIRECTIONAL ADVICE FROM UNKNOWABLE AI ASSISTANTS – is it ok that we’re literally giving everyone in the world the chance to have a ‘friend’, or series of ‘friends’, who talk in a way that sounds human and who give you personal advice and who sound like they really care but which in actual fact are just REALLY HARD MATHS with a fancy linguistic wrapper, trained on content you don’t know with motivational weights you can’t possibly scry? IS IT? I would posit, gentle reader, that it really is not, and yet HERE WE INCREASINGLY FCUKING ARE.
  • Is Social Media Killing Standup Comedy?: I checked this piece with my resident stand-up comedy expert friend Alex, who has done standup and is interested in the discipline, and he thought that this was a particularly North American-feeling piece – so bear that in mind when you read it, and consider that things might be different elsewhere. Still, I found the general thrust here – that there is something fundamentally different about doing standup comedy to post-pandemic audiences who are now far more used to consuming content through a tiny screen in their palm – interesting, and the discussion about shifting styles and techniques comedians are adopting in response will be fascinating to anyone into either comedy or the general question of ‘maintaining people’s attention and interest’. Also I am 100% stealing the line about ‘are you disabled or just annoying?’ to use on every single <20 year old I meet.
  • Catching Catfish: Articles about romance scammers online are nothing new, but enjoyed this investigation by the New Statesman into the specific work undertaken by DC Rebecca Mason of the Met who specialises in tracing and prosecuting this type of crime – it’s a really sensitively-written piece, but it’s impossible not to feel sad at the thought of these lonely older men and women who in many cases quite clearly know that something is amiss but who can’t let go of the fantasy because without it they have nothing. Again – and sorry about this, but I can’t help but be Cassandra here – it’s impossible not to see AI-generated content as opening up whole new terrifying vectors when it comes to this stuff; we’re less than18m out from people being able to manage and administer entire, self-guiding armies of these sorts of bots, you know, each with personality archetypes and coherent backstories and which will be able to juggle 100s of cross-platform, multimedia conversations simultaneously across dozens of platforms (and yes, I appreciate that sounds like scifi hyperbole but it is 100% true, guaranteed).
  • The Punchdrunk Videogame That Never Was: I first encountered Pundrunk in about 200…6, I think, via their smaller experimental skunkworks Gideon Reeling (geddit? SAY IT OUT LOUD, SLOWLY), and from that point on fell slightly in love with the whole concept of personalised, bespoke interactive experiences that blurred the lines between videogames and theatre – I’ve since come to the conclusion (much like Punchdrunk, in fairness) that they have taken their particular brand of ‘interactive participatory theatre’ as far as it can go and need to try new stuff, and this EXCELLENT piece looks at one such attempt. For several years, Punchdrunk worked with Niantic on a concept that was, in theory at least, going to work as a kind of mass-scale digital ARG-type experience (it will make sense when you read it, I promise you), which combined digital treasure hunts with actual, real-world events with real actors and EXPERIENCES that players could get involved with – so basically a Perplex City/I Love Bees-type thing, but with HUGE SCALE and ambition and with a geolocation layer built in through the Niantic connection. Inevitably it was far too ambitious and ended up getting shelved, but this is a really interesting look back at what it might have been, and some of the concepts that were explored during its evolution. As someone who for years tried to pitch ‘immersive press trip’ or ‘interactive gamified experience’ to EVERY SINGLE FCUKING CLIENT (honestly, if I worked with you between about 2006-2015 then I AM SORRY FOR BEING SO MONOMANIACAL), this piece explains neatly why it is so fcuking hard to do.
  • The Airing of Grievances: Apparently every year the Tampa Bay Times asks its readers to share the things that have annoyed them over the past year, and compiles them into a list of ‘petty grievances’ – as you can imagine, this is SUPERB and is basically every bit as petty and maddening and cathartic as you would hope. These are mostly obviously North American and as such some are not hugely-relatable, but there is enough stuff in here that speaks to the UNIVERSAL PAIN OF HUMAN EXISTENCE that you can keep yourself amused for HOURS by nodding along to such minor-but-important irritations such as ‘The amount of nosepickings I’m finding in library books these days’ or “FaceTiming, Zooming, etc. Why? Why do we have to talk over video? I know what you look like. You know what I look like. We don’t need to see each other (and, frankly, I don’t want to see you).” LIFE IS PAIN, etc etc.
  • The Best Cryptic Clues: It’s long been a source of minor intellectual shame that I have no fcuking clue whatsoever how to solve cryptic crossword clues – that didn’t stop my from enjoying this article, which compiles some of the best clues that the author has ever seen. I have to warn you, this made me feel VERY STUPID on occasion as there are a few of these that continued to make no sense to me whatsoever despite their having been explained  in patient prose – that said, it’s equally possible that this will unlock some hitherto-unknown puzzling ability within you (but if it does, can you keep it to yourself please? ta) so, you know, HAVE AT IT.
  • How To Crash a Chanel Party:I enjoyed this piece in the Manchester Mill, in which Mollie Simpson blags her way into the Chanel afterparty in Manchester (which followed the brand’s catwalk show in the city the other week) and did a really good job of deglamourising the whole experience – aside from anything else, the Mill is a proper journalistic good news story at a time when they’re rarer than hen’s teeth, so it’s nice to link to a new outlet that’s on-the-up.
  • Hiding Art In Melrose Place: OH GOD I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH. You know the TV show Melrose Place, right, from the 90s? Did you know that throughout several early series there was a bunch of art students working to place subversive, pointed pieces of political commentary in the otherwise-blandly-conservative show via the medium of specially-designed props, background artworks and the rest? NO YOU DID NOT! Honestly, this is HEROIC and while obviously noone other than them ever really knew it was happening I think it is SO artistically pure – really, I can’t stress enough how much I want each and every one of you working on long-term boring client projects to know that THIS IS POSSIBLE and YOU CAN ALL MAKE A FUN DIFFERENCE and, basically, that if you work on TEAM FORD or somesuch massive, multiagency, client-specific creative team that you have a DUTY to subvert the incredibly boring crap you’re being forced to spaff out by hiding fun, interesting and pointed messages in the source code or as acrostics on a wall of tinder-dry text. PROMISE ME YOU WILL AT LEAST TRY?????
  • Just Your Handyman: I really enjoyed this essay, about being a handyman – but also about doing a small job, in a small life, and that being enough. This paragraph in particular I thought was lovely (if sad) in its self-awareness: “Now, I am a small man; I live a small life where I make careful, modest choices. I am not an entrepreneur, an adventurer, or a risk-taker. I don’t have the freewheeling imagination of an artist. Also, I know all too well that I come from a line of sensitive souls touched with mental health troubles that range from chronic everyday melancholy to the catastrophic. My mental health is like a bike with tires at 30 PSI instead of the suggested 80. I can pedal along most of the time and usually get where I need to go, but I spend a lot more emotional energy than necessary. I am not the kind of man who is likely to guide my children to greatness.”
  • Angels:Churches and history and architecture and death and memory in the Roman capital. Bit of a self-indulgent one, this, but I hope you’ll forgive me – it’s a beautiful piece of writing, though, even if the city doesn’t mean to you what it does to me.
  • Between Conversion and Repentance: Our final longread of the week, and of the year, is this excerpt from Christian Wiman’s book ‘Zero At The Bone: Fifty Entries Against Despair’; I can’t promise that it will indeed guard against despair, or indeed any other sort of existential unmooring you might face as the year draws to a close, but I do guarantee that it’s a collection of gorgeous fragments of writing and some of the most beautiful poetic prose I’ve read in 2023.

My girlfriend’s cat Lebowski, who sadly died a year ago but who would very much wish you a Merry Christmas were he still alive

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Webcurios 08/12/23

Reading Time: 35 minutes

HELLO EVERYONE HELLO!

I did what I am reasonably certain is my last bit of work before Christmas yesterday – call me Stakhanov! – and as such it’s frankly a miracle I could be bothered to drag myself from my pit at 6am this morning to spaff this out. THANK ME! BE GRATEFUL!

Ahem.

I appreciate that for those of you with more conventional approaches to ‘having a career’ there may be a few more weeks of desultory, pointless ‘work’ to get through before you get to spend a fortnight fois gras-ing yourself with Celebrations, though, so consider this week’s edition a thankyou for all your hard work making presentations or whatever it is that you all do.

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you are a brilliant and special team member who adds real value every single day, and don’t let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

By Kazumasa Nagai

WE BEGIN THIS WEEK WITH 40 MINUTES OF JAZZ PIANO AND FRENCH HIPHOP COORDINATED BY THE GENIUS THAT IS CHILLY GONZALES! 

THE SECTION WHICH IS AT LEAST RELIEVED THAT TIME DIDN’T TRY AND MAKE CHATGPT ITS PERSON OF THE YEAR, PT.1:

  • Shopping Muse: I’ve been continually surprised this year by the lack of actual, honest-to-goodness branded uses of generative AI (I mean, I say ‘continually’ – I promise that I do in fact have other things to occupy my mind than ‘WHITHER THE AI BRAND ACTIVATIONS????’), but, as we til back the bottle and suck down the very dregs of 2023, here one comes! Shopping Muse is…I mean, look, it’s a sales assistant chatbot, let’s not beat around the bush here, but it’s been developed by Mastercard (or at least a certain bit of the Mastercard business – I’ll be honest, I can’t really be fcuked to untangle the bizarrely-byzantine brand relationships here) as part of its digital sales solutions, and it sells itself as an off-the-shelf product which any retailer can plug into the backend of their website to act as a FRIENDLY CONVERSATIONAL SALES AI – but, you know, a GOOD one, not like those sh1tty Facebook chatbots that your agency sold you in 2013 telling you they were the future of customer service. I’m curious about this and at what point we’ll see it integrated into actual digital storefronts – it’s in early-access at the moment, so expect to start ‘enjoying’ your interactions with AI salespeople at some point in Q224.
  • Animate Anyone: That reads more like an exhortation than I’m strictly comfortable with – to be clear, I do not believe that you should just go ahead and ‘animate anyone’. Still, the tools now exist to do that very thing – you may have seen a spate of new ‘animated stills’ doing the rounds this week, and it feels inevitable that this tech is going to be in lots of people’s hands before too long, so best get used to it! The main link here takes you to a paper published by Alibaba, which demonstrates a new technique they’ve developed to apply motion to still images; specifically, dancing motion (which you may not be wholly surprised to learn has been effectively stolen wholesale from thousands upon thousands of TikTok videos) – so, as you can see from the on-page examples, it’s now totally possible to take a photo of anyone and marionette them into capering like a moron for your own enjoyment! This isn’t wholly new, but the degree to which the software is able to ‘fill in’ the frames by ‘imagining’ what should be there is hugely impressive – when you see clips of this stuff on a small screen, in motion, unless you really pay close attention to the details it’s pretty hard to spot that it’s The Machine at work. Which is fine, until the point at which you stop to think and then realise that this is INEVITABLY going to be used to…yes, that’s right, CREATE MORE BONGO! Oh, come on, don’t look at me like that, we all know that that’s what all the messageboard weirdos are going to be spending their GPU time on, let’s not pretend. Still, let’s pretend for a moment that it WON’T end up being used to meatpuppet women into uncomfortable-looking situations and that instead it’ll just be a fun, benign toy which children use to create dance troupes from their toys or something – better? Good! You can have a play with a similar tool here, should you be interested, but DON’T DO ANYTHING WEIRD WITH IT.
  • Imaginary AI Travel: I really enjoyed this project by Lynn Cherny which uses data from Google Maps combined with some LLM wrangling to produce imaginary travelogues to different cities. “The basic idea is that I start with a vacation at a string location, like “London Bridge, London, England,” and a value of money. The amount of money determines how long I stay there. Each day, I visit sites and restaurants, take pictures, and post in my journal and on social media about what I did/saw. I have a randomly chosen “reason” for being there which affects the text generation.” The link here takes you to a Github page collating the outputs, along with an explanation by Lynn about some of the mechanical aspects of the project – click through and enjoy an entirely-imaginary trip to Berlin, or Venice, or Iceland! There’s something about this that tickles part of my brain – there are SO many ways in which you could take this premise, and I have just lost about three minutes daydreaming about a system that would let you send AI ‘tourists’ out into the world to go exploring and then send you daily postcards about what they have ‘found’ so, er, that’s nice.
  • Meta Image Generation: You’ll need a VPN set to the US to try this, but Meta quietly launched its standalone Dall-E-esque image generation tool, offering a web-based interface for all the image AI stuff that they are now starting to roll out into Facebook, Messenger and Insta. The model is fine – from a cursory play I’d say it’s slightly less good than the latest iteration of Dall-E you can use through GPT or Bing – but I present it more as a curiosity than something you ABSOLUTELY MUST USE. Fwiw I wasn’t able to get it to generate anything copyright-bothering or horrible, which is unsurprising but still a bit disappointing tbh.
  • Bitmagic: You know the caveat I put in the Google Gemini writeup about how you should never, ever believe product demo videos? Bear that in mind when you click this link, because what these people appear to be selling is jaw-dropping and almost certainly won’t work anywhere near as well in practice. Bitmagic is a VERY early-access platform which is basically pitching itself as ‘generative AI for games that lets you literally imagine ANYTHING and spin it into a gameworld within seconds, on the fly’. Which, I know, sounds MAD – but click the link and watch the trailer and prepare to be amazed. “All you need is your imagination and Bitmagic helps you create the game you want to make. Describe the experience and within seconds you have a rich game world with a story and quests. The beauty of it is, anyone can create, and we mean anyone! No matter what language you speak, you can imagine and create. When you have made the game you want, play it and share it. With anyone, anywhere at anytime” – so runs the blurb, and when you see castles and dragons and trees and hills and lakes just sort of *pop* into being in the demo video it does rather seem like magic. Of course, making games is significantly more complex than just plonking some character models into an environment – which is where my skepticism begins, because there’s very little detail about all the important stuff in the demo video, stuff like ‘creating relationships and dependencies between objects’ and ‘behaviour parameters’ and ‘pathfinding’ and ‘hitboxes’…still, let’s suspend our disbelief and just imagine that, yes, in the soon-to-come digital future we will just be able to imagine gameworlds into existence and things like ‘waiting a decade for the next GTA to come out’ will be nothing but distant memories. Although, obviously, if you work in game design you might want to maybe not imagine that at all.
  • I Didn’t Ask For This: Do you live in a city which has been ‘blessed’ with ebikes? Do you enjoy your quotidian steeplechase as you clamber through, over and occasionally under the piles of abandoned velocipedes littering the pavements? Have you ever found yourself cursing the faceless venture capitalist fcuks whose cashspaffing has resulted in piles of massive, heavy, unwieldy plastic-and-metal bikes clogging up urban centres from Amsterdam to Zurich? GREAT! In which case you might be interested in this project by Fred Wordie – stickers (available to buy or to print on demand) featuring a small QR code designed to be affixed to any stray, abandoned ebike you might find and which, Wordie hopes, will make people curious enough to scan said code and be taken to one of a selection of websites which will explain why it might be a nice idea to, you know, not pollute our urban environment with thousands of these bstard things. Yes, ok, this is possibly a *bit* pass-agg, but come on, you fcuking hate them too, don’t lie.
  • The Meataverse: I know, I know, you don’t feel the need to spend additional desultory minutes of your already-disappointing life trudging bleakly around a corporate digital space calling itself a ‘metaverse’ – but wait! Come back! What if I were to tell you that there is a metaverse dedicated to DELICIOUS PARMA HAM? One in which you can, er, wander round a DELICIOUS PARMA HAM-THEMED DIGITAL WORLD? Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to guide their avatar through a digital recreation of a salumeria? NO FCUKER, etc! This is quite, quite marvellous – I don’t really understand exactly what purpose it serves (IT IS THE METAVERSE, MATT, ITS EXISTENCE IS ITS OWN PURPOSE FFS), or indeed why anyone thought that this is better than JUST HAVING A FCUKING WEBSITE FFS, but I am so so so glad that it exists. I can’t stress enough quite how…weird the whole thing is, and how incredibly unappealing and oddly-visceral the room full of digital hams is (I am not joking – there really is an ‘ageing’ room in the MEATIVERSE, in which you can stroll your digital self through 50-odd hams hanging from the digital ceiling. Again, WHY????? God this is wonderful (found via Pietro Minto’s excellent newsletter).
  • The Happiverse: CLICK THE LINK AND FEEL ‘HAPPI’! Would you like to navigate a slightly-floaty-feeling character through an ‘interpretation’ of the Louvre which doesn’t really seem to have anything to do with the actual museum beyond the courtyard? Would you like to COLLECT PETALS for some unspecified eventual reward? Well aren’t YOU in for a treat! Thanks to Lancome, who have been fleeced to a not-inconsiderable degree by some digital salespeople, you can do that very thing! In fairness the graphics here are rather nice but, again, WHY???!?!?! Also, not really sure what the Louvre is getting out of this partnership here. Still, COLLECT THE DIGITAL PETALS!! If anyone can explain to me the link between this pointless piece of digital shovelware and the broad concept of ‘happiness’ then I would be grateful, thanks.
  • Hacker News On Your Wall: I couldn’t give less of a sh1t about having Hacker News headlines on my wall, but I ADORE the concept behind this – to quote: “Step 1: Data Fetching. Every four hours, our scheduler fetches the top stories from Hacker News. Step 2: Image Generation. For the top story, we combine the title of the post with a specific prompt (“high-contrast black-and-white digital illustration suitable for an eInk display, digital art, trending on ArtStation”) and pass this to a Google Cloud Function. This function interacts with the Stability AI REST API to generate a base64 encoded image. The result? A stunning visual that’s perfect for an E Ink display. Step 3: Text Summarization. We then extract the plain text from the story’s URL and feed it to the GPT-3.5-turbo-16k model with a system prompt tailored for hacker-centric insights: “Summarize the key points in the following text in max 3 sentences as if you’re the author.”” I WANT ONE OF THESE SO MUCH. SO MUCH. Except, I don’t know, pointed at Reddit or something.
  • No Bullsh1t Games: A potentially useful resource, this – a site which attempts to collate recommendations for mobile games that are actually good, and which don’t try and gouge players with an endless stream of predatory microtransactions.
  • Cinemorgue: Do you have a strange and possibly-unhealthy obsession with onscreen death? OH GOOD! “Cinemorgue Wiki is an encyclopedia that is dedicated to documenting which actors or actresses “died” in which movie or TV show. Having started as a separate website, the documentation effort proved to be too big a job for one person, so the wiki was born where everyone is allowed to submit their additions and corrections directly. So if you’ve ever wondered “Has so-and-so ever done a death scene?” or “What’s that movie where what’sisname kills such-and-such?”, then this index will strive to answer those questions.””  The section where you can sort by ‘cause of death’ is particularly…well, unpleasant, frankly, although it’s good to know that there’s a place where I can explore exactly which films contain representations of death by cardiac embolism.
  • Wrapped Worldwide: Loathe as I am to give more publicity to Spotify in a week in which they canned a bunch of staff, but I found this additional layer to their annual ‘wrapped’ stunt quite interesting – here you can look at the top wrapped tracks across a range of countries, so you can get a feel for what is big in various (for example) South American or European countries. The South American lists in particular fascinated me – the fact that Feid makes up 60% of all the picks across the whole continent despite having literally no profile whatsoever in Europe (or at least no profile that I have spotted, which admittedly means very little – I am a 44 year old man, I am probably not quite ‘target demographic’) is slightly-mindblowing to me.
  • International Wedding Photographer of the Year: I am including this link almost exclusively in the hope that one of you is getting married in the next 12 months and will use the images in this selection to TORTURE your wedding photographer with increasingly-insane demands and expectations. Don’t let me down! Also, invite me! I was thinking the other day that I’m unlikely to attend many more weddings in my life, and that made me a bit sad, so if you fancy inviting a strange misanthrope to your nuptials then, well, just ask!

By Ed Mell

YOU MAY NOT THINK THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT RIGHT NOW IS AN 8-HOUR PLAYLIST OF OLD CHRISTMAS MUZAK FROM SUPERMARKETS, BUT I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU ARE WRONG AND THAT IN FACT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT! 

THE SECTION WHICH IS AT LEAST RELIEVED THAT TIME DIDN’T TRY AND MAKE CHATGPT ITS PERSON OF THE YEAR, PT.2:        

  •  I Thought About That A Lot: Via my friend Rishi comes this lovely site, now in its third year, I Though About That A Lot presents one essay a day throughout December, each by a different anonymous author, addressing a topic or theme that has occupied their mind over the past 12 months. You can subscribe to receive each day’s essay via email or just check in here when you remember and catch up on the writings – essays for 2023 so far cover “my employer’s BS approach to diversity and inclusion, choices, caregiving and my love life, money, my Abaji, the greatest storyteller and listener, my inner child, the friend who’s sad I’m single” and there’s something particularly-lovely about the anonymity of the voices and the breadth of thought and experience that emerges through the curation (and, even better, you can go back and read all the previous years’ essays as well).
  • Plant: Via Andy comes this rather wonderful digital toy which lets you CREATE PLANTS via the magical medium of a few sliders – fiddle with the various parameters (leaf curvature, gravity, etc – it’s complicated, but there are tutorials for the curious amongst you) and see as your imaginary flora comes to life; I presume that there’s some practical purpose to this, but I’m fcuked if I know what it is, so I’m choosing to view it as a sort of God simulator – you can also download the models should you wish to, I don’t know, create your own virtual greenhouse full of terrifying triffids of your own wild imaginings.
  • Stampfans: This is sort-of silly but equally I FCUKING LOVE IT – Stampfans is a newsletter platform taken to its logical-if-ridiculous extreme, meaning that it sends them as ACTUAL LETTERS; you write your newsletter as per, and rather than being delivered digitally to inboxes it will instead be mailed to them as an ACTUAL PHYSICAL LETTER! As far as I can tell there’s no fee to publish on the platform – writers set their own subscription price, with the average seeming to be around $5 a month (with 12 letters sent a year) and the platform presumably taking a cut. There don’t seem to be LOADS of people signed up as authors, and I’m not wholly convinced that anyone is really DESPERATE to sign up to receive printed newsletter content – but I am willing to accept I am wrong, and as such if anyone feels like their life would be improved by receiving Curios in physical, printed form (18 pages of A4 and you can’t click anything!) then, well, let me know.
  • Superbritanico: I can’t quite recall how I stumbled across this, but Superbritanico is a Spanish shop for anglophiles and…wow, is this a very specific and very, very twee idea of England that’s being sold here! I can’t for a second imagine that any of you will be rushing to buy anything from this site – I don’t envisage there being a *huge* Venn diagram overlap between ‘people who like Curios’ and ‘people who want to buy a Harry Potter-themed tshirt that reads ‘Not Today Dolores’ – but there’s always something interesting about seeing your own country’s culture through another culture’s eyes. I think anyone who actually lives in 2023 England will find the general vibe of this whole site darkly funny – it has very strong ‘God wasn’t the 2012 opening ceremony of the Olympics the high point of recent history?’ and #FBPE energy, basically (but, er, Spanish).
  • Sausages: Wikipedia provides again, with this stellar entry on the sausages of the world – I really, really want someone to make it their life’s project to eat every single one of these and document the process as some sort of performance art, so if any of you fancy making my dreams a reality then, well, thanks! Also, apparently there is a type of sausage available in the US called ‘lebanon bologna’ which I think might be the most satisfying combination of words I have heard all year – seriously, just say it out loud to yourself, isn’t the meter and cadence just PERFECT? Lovely, offaly poetry.
  • Subaru’s Badge of Ownership: I’ve always been interested in the Subaru brand in the US, ever since I read a great article about how the car became the unofficial vehicle of American (and subsequently global) lesbians and I am intrigued by this new campaign they’ve launched in the US recently – Subaru owners can apply to get a free additional badge for their car which lets people proudly display how many Subarus they’ve owned and all the things they are into, from photography to kayaking to, er, ‘love’, like some sort of weird vehicular riff on the San Francisco hanky code. Is this because Subaru owners love sharing their passions and enthusiasms? Is it a dating thing? Is there a companion site to this one which decodes all the 33 possible ‘lifestyle badge’ choices and explains exactly what they mean IRL? If I proudly support a badge declaring me as being ‘into birdwatching’ does that mean I am in fact advertising my availability for some sort of unpleasantly-soapy gangbang? I HAVE NO IDEA, but I was momentarily amused by imagining a series of ‘alternative’ badges that one might get, advertising one’s love of, say, fags and superlager and figging, and I would quite like someone to do a ripoff version of this with more of a ‘Viz’-type vibe.
  • Trains: Specifically, American trains RIGHT NOW – this is a realtime map of the US rail network which updates each minute to display the positions of trains across North America. Via Giuseppe, this is largely-pointless (at least for me, a man currently sitting at a desk in North London) but it’s slightly-astonishing (and frankly a bit shameful) to see how few trains there actually are in a country the size of the States.
  • The Sphere: While the London Sphere currently exists in a state of planning limbo (but, please God, is unlikely to ever actually be built) you can if you desire experiment with your very own miniature version; click the link and select from one of a series of presets to see what The Sphere might look like with, say, a giant emoji face on it; or, if you’re of sufficient coding ability, modify the code to make it display whatever you like. I quite like the idea of having this on a huge screen, cycling through various awful options stretched across the horrid LED canvas – one for the office reception area, maybe.
  • Blue Donut: Sometimes the links in Curios are rabbitholes, opening up into entire worlds you never knew existed into which you’re invited to get lost and explore; sometimes they are to a single rotating image of a blue donut, floating in space for reasons I am unable to discern. Guess which this one is.
  • Infinite Flowers: This feels like an incredible throwback of sorts – do you remember the Zoomquilt? OF COURSE YOU DO! Anyway, this is basically like that, but rather than taking you through an infinitely-zooming selection of fantasy scenes like the original did, this instead gives you a seemingly-neverending zoom into a pastoral scene. This is possibly the most hypnotic and oddly-relaxing site I’ve seen all year, and to be honest it’s all I can do not to just down tools right now and stare at it like a slack-jawed and drooling idiot, but just for you I will resist. Via the ever-essential Naive Weekly, this one.
  • Sonic Garbage: Oh this is SUCH a fun little musical toy! I think the best way to describe it is as a beat/loop maker in which all the sounds are clips/samples from across the web, so you’re effectively collaging beats together out of fragments of dialogue and sound effects and the like; all of this is presented in a simple-looking interface which, if you read the associated documentation, you will quickly realise is significantly more flexible and powerful than you might expect, and which will let you do all sorts of interesting things with the volume and pitch and speed of various samples, locking and looping and generally letting you cobble together stuff that sounds a *bit* like a really sh1t version of The Avalanches (that’s my experience, but I hold out hope that some of you will be significantly more talented than me and will be able to make BEAUTIFUL MUSIC with this). SO much fun, this – if nothing else you can use it as a really excellent soundboard to punctuate your next presentation with (please please can one of you do this? Thanks).
  • The Backyard: Another one from Naive, this is by Martin Schotten who writes: “I’ve built this little backyard to my website, because every website should have a garden, a backyard, a basement, or any other wild space. Treated with lovely care it grows various experiments in a natural, playful, hypertext way…The backyard is outside and full of stuff worth discovering. There is no sitemap or index — you can follow various hyperlinks to other parts of the backyard on each page. In case you got lost, you will always find a link back to this door at the bottom left of each page.” I LOVE THIS – this is mysterious and curious and ODD and sort-of pointless and I think every single website made from hereon in should have its own ‘backyard’. Seriously, how much better would your tedious, identikit agency website be if it had a secret area full of ODD THINGS which people could stumble upon unawares? It would be 58% better, fyi.
  • The Commons Library: This is a great idea and a useful resource for anyone interested in activism and campaigning: “The Commons library is the ‘go to portal’ for social change resources. We gather and share resources from many different sources and organisations from all around the world in a user friendly, accessible portal. We also create resources to help change makers stop reinventing the wheel and support them with what they need. The Commons works in partnership and provides customised services to organisations and networks engaged in social change activities. This includes collating resource kits, hosting collections, developing curriculum, writing case studies, researching issues and building new resource libraries.” It’s an Australian initiative but collects resources from all over the place, so if you or anyone you know is looking for resources to help you start campaigning on an issue then this is a decent place to begin looking.
  • Eyes on the Earth: This is an amazing website by NASA, sharing near-realtime data about the surface of the planet – you can select the data you’d like displayed and then see the globe change to show, say, average air temperature, or sea levels or levels of nitrous oxide, although you might want to ignore the title of the model which is called ‘Vital Signs of the Planet and which if you think about it too hard might give you The Fear. Still, look at all the pretty colours (don’t think about what they mean)!
  • Suns Explorer: Ooh, I do like an unusual dataviz – Suns Explorer is a project which takes a novel approach to displaying the collection of the Harvard Art Museum: “In Suns Explorer, each group of concentric circles represents an artwork. The colors and behavior are set by the data that describe the work. For example, the time it takes each work to move across the screen is based on the total number of times that object’s page has been viewed on the museums’ public website since 2009—the slower the pace, the more popular the artwork. Use the controller to play with the suns, or take a moment and enjoy the beauty of data.” I really like this, not least because there’s something pleasingly oblique and slightly-whimsical about the interface which encourages the user to think of the collection through different lenses than they might ordinarily have done.
  • Mangosteen: What’s your favourite fruit? Yeah, ok, fine, but does it have its own dot com domain dedicated to celebrating it? NO IT FCUKING DOES NOT AND THAT IS WHY THE MANGOSTEEN IS THE BEST FRUIT! This is a very old website but I am in love – it even has a dedication at the top, which is SO LOVELY: “This site is dedicated to Ed Kraujalis, “the mangosteen man.” To all who knew him and loved him, he left us all long before his time and long before any of us could believe it. His devotion to the mangosteen fruit and the awareness of its charms meant our paths would cross years ago. I will always be grateful for his patience and earnestness and willingness to provide me with any help he could to help me bring the mangosteen out into the light of day. I think of him every time I am on my farm and see many of the older trees that were from “the mangosteen man.” In this way, he is still with us and will be for many years to come.” Seriously, is your heart not warm? Are your eyes not damp? Anyway, if you want mangosteen-related information then this site is your friend.
  • Random 90s Bands From London & NYC: Ok, that’s not technically the name of the YouTube channel, but it ought to be – this is a collection of videos put online by Rick’s Music Archives, a shop which seems to exist to sell expensive DVDs of concert footage of bands you have never heard of playing a selection of small music venues in London and New York in the 90s and early-00s. Would you like to own a copy of Renton’s SEMINAL set at the Bull & Last from 2001? Well GREAT, Rick’s got you covered! The YouTube channel presents individual tracks from these VITALLY IMPORTANT moments in musical history, and there’s a quite astonishing quantity of live tracks, most of them with no views at all. If you’re a connoisseur of the live music scene at the turn of the millennium, or if you happened to be in a band that did three gigs in 2003 at the 12 Bar Club and you want to find the only extant footage of your appalling drunken bass playing, this is the YouTube channel for YOU.
  • The Oluk: This is the website of Manuele Saviantoni, a pixel artist and game designer who makes a LOT of actually pretty fun 8-bit-style promo games for brands, and who has helpfully provided links to ALL of them from his homepage – if you fancy wasting a few hours playing a selection of really-nicely-designed minigames then you could do worse than click this link and go exploring (and I want to take this opportunity to once again point out that GAMES MAKE GREAT PROMO CONTENT and suggest that perhaps you might want to book this man because he makes Good Stuff).
  • Noun Noun: Oh this is GREAT – “You know when a word’s on the tip of your tongue but you can’t quite remember it. But you can sort of describe it. This is a game about guessing that word through those other words.” Hand shoes? GLOVES! Flutter mouse? BAT! This is oddly akin to the experience of being very, very hungover, to my mind at least.
  • The Ultimate: Finally this week, a VERY VIOLENT and quite unpleasant little top-down shooter which is basically ‘Hotline Miami, but in the browser and without anything resembling a storyline’. You are a nameless avatar whose goal is, simply, to kill everyone on each level. That’s it. There’s some gentle window dressing about how the people you’re offing are Nazis and so therefore it’s ok that you’re redecorating the walls with their viscera, but, honestly, this is just sort of brutal and nihilistic and ugly. It’s also REALLY REALLY FUN (sorry, but it is) and VERY HARD, and I have spent about an hour with it this week, on and off, and can recommend it unreservedly. There’s a roguelike element to it, with enemies and weapons spawning in new locations each time you play, and it’s fast and bloody and frustrating and SUPREMELY CATHARTIC. Also the themetune bangs.

By Kevin Huizenga (NB – You should save the above image to your phone and, once a week, send it at random to someone in your contacts, just to fcuk with them)

THE FINAL MIX THIS WEEK IS BY PERSONAL SYSTEM AND IT IS HONESTLY SO INCREDIBLY RELAXING AND PERFECT FOR LISTENING TO WHILE IT’S COLD AND FRESH OUTSIDE BUT YOU ARE SNUGLY WARM INDOORS! 

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • Every Chip Stand: Not in any way a Tumblr! Still, this is a lovely project celebrating the chip stands of Ontario through lovely little illustrations; chip stands are a regionally-specific THING, you see! From the ‘About’ page: “Chip stands are a ubiquitous part of Ontario’s landscape. Most chip stands began as a vehicle of some sort that morphed into a semi-permanent,retrofitted, DIYed shack. They are not pretty, nor do they pretend to be. They are not pristine eateries; you will be eating your food on the side of the road. In Ontario, we can find chip stands in all kinds of vehicles from school buses to outmoded Canada Post trucks, from double-decker buses to antiquated train cabooses. These are the chip stands we love to draw, the vehicles that never go anywhere, and neverwill because they can’t, unless they’re towed away. They look as though they’ve been there for 50 years. The grass grows up between the wheels and the old wooden decking has floorboards that have been replaced dozens of times, but never properly. The best ones seem as though they’re glued together with grease. Hand-painted signage has faded to white or light blue, and the menus have had their prices changed so often there are layers of white stickers pasted over each other from year to year, the new cost scribbled with black marker. It is the whimsy and the idiosyncrasies of the chip stand that have drawn us to illustrate more than 90 of them in the last 8 years, and we’ve barely scratched the surface of Ontario’s chip stands. Foodies will scoff, but they are a part of Canadian culinary history; serving up our national dish, poutine, in varying degrees of quality and other fried delicacies such as the all-important French fry, the pogo, the hamburger, or a sausage on a bun. The menus are limited and some chip stands are traditionalists and sell only French fries.” So, er, now you know! I really hope at least one person from Ontario happens to read this and feels a small frisson of local pride.

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Every Church in the World: There are a LOT of churches in the world, most of them in Rome (yes, I know, but that’s what it feels like when you live there, I promise you), and the person behind this Insta feed has made it their mission to create a small, pixelart-y illustration of each of the approximately 37million of the things currently standing on the face of the planet. They will fail, but I can’t help but applaud the endeavour.
  • Michael Deragon: Michael’s an artist who makes collages – this feed showcases some of his (I think excellent) work, which you can buy from his website if you’re a fan.
  • Fake It Til You Make It: I’m slightly stunned that I haven’t featured this before – Fake It Til You Make It is a project by Maya Man, which uses code to create an infinite procession of machine-imagined inspirational bromides in the classic ‘Insta inspirational’ style, but devoid of meaning and syntactically broken to the point where they just radiate a sort of horrible, sickly modern unease. I love these, and would quite like one on my wall if it weren’t for the fact that I think it would make me incredibly, horrifically sad.
  • Vintage Ibiza Fliers: Literally exactly what you think it is. I imagine that there will be a subsection of you for whom this will conjure quite powerful memories, and another subset who will have a vague nagging feeling that they might have been to Manumission but, honestly, most of 1996-8 is a chemical blur so who knows.
  • 90s Art School: This is very, very weird. 90s art school is an Insta feed which just posts old photos (analogue!) photos of people in the 90s, mostly at house parties  but also just generally hanging out – I think that all these images are from North America, but despite that, and despite the fact that I obviously know noone in any of the pictures, I am basically convinced that these are images from my actual life and I challenge anyone who also came of age in the mid-90s to look at these and not get a very strange feeling where you half-remember the people in the pictures and the parties they’re at. Anyway, this is SUPER NOSTALGIA – you can practically smell the CK1 coming off some of these shots.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • All of the Trend Reports: Are you in the invidious position of having to produce some bullsh1t trend report for your agency, despite the fact that noone will care and you’re pulling all the ‘insights’ out of your fundament? Would you like all of the other trend reports gathered together in one place to make the tedious prospect of cherrypicking the least-bad bits slightly less horrible? GREAT! Honestly, the vast majority of these are FCUKING AWFUL, as per, but imho the IPSOS ones are worth a look; oh, and if any of you can be bothered then you might get some joy out of feeding all of these to The Machine to ask it to summarise/collate/compare them, because, honestly, life’s too short to do it yourself.
  • 52 Things: Judging by the number of times I’ve seen this linked to this week it seems likely that each and every one of you will have by now read Tom Whitwell’s 2023 list of ‘52 things he learned this year’ – still, if not then you will enjoy this selection of INTERESTING FACTS which Whitwell collected over the course of the year, which as ever contains some fascinating nuggets. My personal favourite ‘thing I learned in 2023’ isn’t on the list, sadly, but I will share it with you now out of the goodness of my heart – did you know that the US Army hasthe ability to deploy a mobile Burger King franchise within 24h of dropping troops ANYWHERE in the world? Absolutely ASTONISHING capitalism-ing, that.
  • 30 Useful Principles: A companion/counterpoint to the last link, this is a collection of ‘useful principles’ pulled together by one Gurwinder, covering all sorts of ‘laws’ and ‘rules’ such as Goodhart’s Law (“When a measure becomes a goal, it ceases to be a good measure”) and this, which made me feel so painfully seen that I had to go and hide in a darkened room briefly: “Cynical people are widely seen as smarter, but sizable research suggests they actually tend to be dumber. Cynicism is not a sign of intelligence but a substitute for it, a way to shield oneself from betrayal & disappointment without having to do or think.” FFS GURWINDER THERE WAS NO NEED TO DO THAT TO ME. Anyway, there are lots of interesting things in here about ways of thinking, biases, etc, which you might find useful.
  • Live Players: OK, this is VERY w4nky, as you might expect from a thinkpiece by the person who brought us the concept of ‘Normcore’ – but, equally, it felt ‘true’ in a way that literally none of the massive fcuking trend presentations have done this year. Trend consultancy 8ball have penned this…what is it? Essay, thinkpiece, provocation…bunch of w4nk…ALL of these things, basically! It really is worth reading in full, but you can get the central theme/assertion from this section: “People worry about culture because they know it sets the agenda for the future. And who wouldn’t want to be in charge of that? Wall Street and the City held the crown through economic dominance, regulatory capture, and cultural philanthropy. They faltered in 2008 and never regained their pre-crisis legitimacy. The presumptive heir to the throne, the tech industry has failed to launch time and again. This occurred in part, because the tech industry rejected the non-quantifiable nature of social and cultural capital. Unable to find actual metrics for these things, they fell victim to Goodhart’s Law. “When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.” Treating proxies for social and cultural capital (likes, follows, impressions) as the thing in itself opened up culture to scams, grifts, hacks, and psyops. The collapse has been so complete that its no exaggeration to say that there are multiple realities co-present in the United States and we have no clear path to negotiate mutual intelligibility between the them. In 2023, the throne is empty.” I mean, that just *feels* accurate, right? Anyway, this is part one of three, so keep an eye out for the rest if you were able to tolerate the first installment.
  • Pitchfork x Balenciaga: Sort-of orthogonally-related to the last link, this is a surprisingly-insightful Twitter thread which looks at the brands Pitchfork and Balienciaga and discusses how their past counterculturality has been recast in modernity as conformity.
  • Vitalik’s Techno-Optimism: Another piece of evidence suggesting that Vitalik Buterin is the one crypto guy who’s maybe not a waste of skin, this is a long but really thoughtful essay outlining his general feelings on AI, safety, accelerationism-vs-restraint and all sorts of things besides – it is, fine, still FAR too focused on the scifi stuff and pays nowhere near enough attention to all the very practical, very real problems that all this tech is already causing RIGHT NOW, but at the same time it’s a long way from the madness of Andreessen’s spittle-flecked tirade (Buterin, I imagine, does significantly less gak) and it does at least suggest that its author has actually thought about some of the practical implications of tech; the more nuanced accelerationist position it puts forward is an interesting third-way to think of the previously-binary ‘what to do with the superintelligent machines?’ question.
  • A Simple Theory of Cancel Culture: To be clear, I don’t agree with a significant proportion of this essay, and I think the author goes slightly off the rails with the argument at the end, but the initial bit of thinking and the suggestion that a smarter way to think about ‘cancel culture’ is instead in terms of ‘the mob’ struck me as a potentially-useful way of looking at the issue of behaviour and disapproval in on- (and off)line life.
  • The C-Word: I was very lucky during COVID – my girlfriend and I discovered that we didn’t hate living together, noone I love died, I cooked some great food and stayed employed and to be honest I was slightly distracted by Other Horrible Things Going On – but lots of people weren’t. As the UK’s inquiry into the whole sh1tshow rumbles on with no prospect of any actual, proper, cathartic resolution for anyone, it seems apposite to link to this essay by Jared Shurin in which he writes about the strange and slightly eerie degree to which so much of the collective experience of the pandemic has been memoryholed: “I don’t know what we actually need, but it is more than a ‘day of reflection’ or another few weeks of televised backstabbing. Every year we have a solemn march to the Cenotaph, to remember those that fell in wars (your reminder that more died in the Influenza epidemic than WWI). The Cenotaph and the Day of Remembrance is not meant to mourn the fallen, but remind us of the consequences of hubris. Maybe we need a Covid Cenotaph, right at the entrance of No 10 Downing Street, with another one at the gates of Parliament. Something really hideous and unavoidable, so that every single day, the people we choose to look after us are reminded of what happens when they fcuk about with that responsibility.”
  • Lessons from the Netherlands: Specifically, what other countries can learn from the spectacular performance of right winger Geert Wilders in the recent Dutch elections; this makes for particularly bleak reading if you’re in the UK, as the list of circumstances which the author here sets out as the conditions for Wilders’ success seem to be replicated pretty much one-for-one over here. “Nowhere in Europe have public services become a happier hunting ground for Anglo-American finance than in the Netherlands, with Blackrock snapping up large chunks of social housing, private equity buying up childcare, dentists and GP practices, and Australian infrastructure funds buying up data centres, parking lots and public utilities” – I mean, that sounds pretty fcuking familiar to anyone who’s paid attention to the UK in recent years. Wouldn’t it be funny if we got rid of these Tory cnuts next year (please God let it be next year, I refuse to wait til 2025 for an election) only to find them roaring back into power in 2029 led by Kemi ‘Genuinely Seems To Think She’s A Member of the Republican Party’ Badenoch? Eh? Oh.
  • Meet The Israeli/Arab Boyband Trying To Crack America: Honestly, this whole thing reads like a joke – whilst there’s obviously nothing funny about what’s happening in the Middle East right now, the idea that there was a newly-minted boyband, comprising members from Israel AND Palestine in a classic ‘music acknowledges no borders!’ bit of heartwarming backstory, trying to launch their careers in the US when all of a sudden 7 October happened is, well, just TOO PERFECT. There’s something incredibly dark about the way in which throughout this article the conflict is effectively framed as ‘a really interesting marketing opportunity’, as per this quiet astonishing paragraph: “Right now, though, the inherent message of an Israeli-Palestinian group named as1one may give the act a greater meaning than Diener and Levitan could have ever imagined, regardless of what the guys are singing about. Conversations now aren’t just about being the biggest band in the world, but about the Nobel Peace Prize.” Yes, you read that right. WOW. Anyway, the band is called ‘as1one’ so REMEMBER THE NAME.
  • The AI Browser Revolution: WIRED looks at the wave of new browsers currently being trialed – Brave and others – which plug generative AI directly into the browsing experience, and how they are likely to change the way in which we experience and traverse the web; while I wouldn’t necessarily bet on any of the specific platforms or companies they list in the piece, the general ‘this is how it’s all going to work’ stuff feels about right, and the whole piece offers a decent series of explanations as to why SEO (and publishing, and digital advertising) is set to be absolutely fcuked in the coming year or so.
  • LEGO Fortnite: I imagine that those of you with kids of a certain age will already be all over this, but for the rest of us who are TOO OLD for Fortnite this is a useful overview of the platform’s new tie-up with LEGO, which is interesting mainly because it proves that everyone who was saying ‘the metaverse is literally just modern gaming you fcuking morons’ was broadly speaking correct.
  • Brazilian Delivery Protests: I adore this, and would quite like to see it catch on over here – in Brazil, delivery drivers have started staging collective protests outside the houses of customers who threaten or mistreat their colleagues. Abuse the guy who brings your feijoada and you might find 100-odd other delivery drivers all suddenly blaring their radios and doing donuts outside your house at 3am as punishment – which, as the article acknowledges, is rubbish for your neighbours but is also VERY FUNNY. It does rather feel like there’s a market for a driver-only app which lets the delivery community crowdsource information on households to avoid or be careful around – does this exist already anywhere? No idea why I’m asking you, but I suppose it’s not inconceivable that one of you might be a Deliveroo driver – ARE YOU????
  • Saudi, Games and Soft Power: I’ve featured a bunch of pieces over the past few years about Saudi’s long-term vision to shift itself from a single-resource-economy to instead become a modern, knowledge-economy powerhouse, and this article, all about Saudi’s increasingly active attempts to court the gaming industry to come and set up shop in the desert, is a decent example of how they’re going about it; there’s also some *slightly* dark (to my mind at least) stuff in there about how Saudi’s population is VERY YOUNG and loves videogames, and that this move to attract developers and tech talent is also perhaps interpretable as a means of controlling the population to a degree, but, well, let’s not think about that too hard!
  • 101 Best Films You’ve Never Seen: A list compiled by the BFI which asked a bunch of luminaries from the world of celluloid to pick their favourite underappreciated masterpieces from the medium’s history – these are arranged chronologically from ANCIENT HISTORY (specifically, the 19thC) to the present day, and while I am literally the opposite of a cinephile the list does contain my favourite film EVER (Bad Boy Bubby, since you ask, a film which I have cleared entire rooms with) and as such I can (sort-of) vouch for its brilliance. This is basically designed to give you an improving project for 2024, should you fancy committing to watching a couple of VERY OBSCURE films a week.
  • Crisps: UK readers will almost certainly have read this piece already, as it has been linked EVERYWHERE this week, but for the rest of you Amelia Tate’s excellent investigation into the mysterious world of crisp (sorry, potato chip) flavourings really is a superb read; aside from anything else, it’s yet another perfect example of how every single industry in the world, however boring it might sound, is a trove of fascinating stories if you know where to look. FYI the Spanish make the best crisps in the world – it pains me to admit this, but it really is true – but the greatest single flavour ever sold was Brannigan’s Roast Beef & Mustard, and not a day goes by when I don’t mourn their absence from the current era. .
  • The Office: I haven’t ever seen the whole of the original English version of The Office, mainly because I was at college/university when it was on and, honestly, had better things to do than watch TV (apart from Eastenders, which was unmissable), but if you have INCREDIBLE FEELINGS OF NOSTALGIA AND WARMTH towards it, and specifically towards the final episode which was set at the office Christmas party, then you will adore this lovely oral history of the show’s finale. Everyone quoted here comes across as lovely, and the affection they all hold for the show and each other is evident – no Ricky Gervais, which is perhaps why. The Office will always remind me of my mum – I made her watch an episode once, and observed as she failed to laugh once during it; “did you not find it funny mum?”, I asked, to which she succinctly replied “Funny? Matthew, that’s my fcuking *life*”, Miss you mum, thanks for bequeathing me your love of work!
  • The Fall of my Teenage Self: Zadie Smith writes in The New Yorker about being a teenager and falling out of a window – look, it’s Zadie Smith, it’s superb, she writes like a dream, click the link and get on with it.
  • Reviewing Zadie Smith: A companion/counterpoint to the last link, this is Colin Burrow in the LRB, reviewing Smith’s latest novel (‘The Fraud’) – I haven’t read the book, but that didn’t prevent me absolutely ADORING this review, which is (to my mind at least) pretty much a perfect example of the form. Burrow dissects the novel, the author, her canon, her impact on the English language literary movement…all of it with wit and humour and respect and affection, and his analysis of Smith’s writing and its evolution is brilliant, and, honestly, I can’t recommend this highly enough, it’s my favourite book review of the year by miles and miles.
  • Who Doesn’t Like Music?: Well the author of this article, for one – they are neurodivergent , and as such their relationship to the medium is possibly different to yours or mine. This is VERY VERY FUNNY, not least because of Michael Faber’s blunt assessments of why music is, actually, ‘tremendously overhyped’.
  • John Romero: Your enjoyment of this piece will to some degree depend on whether the name ‘John Romero’ means anything to you – if so, then this review of the creator of Doom’s autobiography is a must-read, seriously. Even if you don’t, though, this is another example of a review which works as standalone piece of prose; Duncan Fyfe does an excellent job of peeling back the layers and checking receipts from the past, and the way in which the central theme of the book, specifically Romero and how actually he’s a pretty chill guy, doesn’t really stand up to any sort of scrutiny whatsoever.
  • Clouds of Sugar: Rishi Dastidar writes about having his sweet tooth cruelly robbed by COVID; I love the way Rishi makes sentences, and there are some lovely ones in here (on which note, I can highly recommend his latest poetry collection as a lovely gift, should you have anyone in your life who appreciates a well-crafted stanza).
  • The Placeholder Girlfriend: This is from a few months ago, but I only found it this week – I am not totally convinced that the ending works, but overall I really enjoyed this short story (and was surprised when I checked the author and discovered it was by a man): “She had been at the university and needed files off her computer. I was lazing around in her living room. I had four roommates and she had none. I should have been working on my thesis, but I enjoyed being in an apartment without roommates so much that I was just laying around listening to my Harry Potter podcasts. I didn’t know if she had rent control or was just rich but she did have an office. She was like what I imagined a grad student should be. She had me go into her office and she walked me through transferring the files. But she had left a spreadsheet open. I tried not to look but I think that’s actually impossible. Because I saw my name at the top. And I saw numbers and a whole column of red cells. And then it clicked. If you saw a sheet rating you in bed out of 10, with a hundred other ratings too, you would look. You would peek.“ YES YOU WOULD DON’T LIE.
  • The Gates of Hell: From Dirt Mag’s nightlife-focused spinoff comes this short about drinking in a sketchy bar in New York. This is excellent precisely because it isn’t what I quite expected it to be.
  • Christmas on the Moon: There’s something about the style of this essay that reminds me of a grab-bag of half-a-dozen or so contemporary North American writers, but that’s not a bad thing – this is the story of the time the author was employed to guard a fireworks deposit over the festive period, and it’s a bit personal nostalgia, a bit weird family history, and, generally, just a really affectionate portrait of a time and a place and some people.
  • Hades Baedeker: Finally this week comes this odd little piece by Ken Chen which is styled like a travel guide to the inferno, contains some truly hallucinatory prose, and which, honestly, made me laugh more than anything else I’ve read this week. Some of you will, I think, hate this with a passion, but give it a try anyway, it’s quite the thing.

By Aleksandra Waliszewska

(images once again mostly from This Isn’t Happiness)

AND NOW, MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS!:

Webcurios 01/12/23

Reading Time: 32 minutes

JESUS IT’S FREEZING. Or at least it is in London – I have no idea if it’s balmy and tropical where you are, and frankly I don’t care. POOR MATTY’S COLD.

Which is why this intro’s going to be short and sweet – I want to get this done so I can go and sit under a hot shower for 30 minutes and see if I can restore some feeling to my extremities.  I can’t promise that the following 8,000-odd words of the usual b0llocks will provide any protection against the arctic chill, but I suppose in a pinch you could always print this out and set fire to it for warmth.

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you are now officially allowed to eat your first dozen mince pies of the season.

Image from this isn't happiness.

By David Fullerton (pics in large part via TIH)

WE KICK OFF THIS WEEK’S MUSIC WITH THIS NEW ALBUM OF BREAKS AND DRUM’N’BASS AND ASSORTED ELECTRONICA BY OTIK!

THE SECTION WHICH HAS NO LOVE WHATSOEVER FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY BUT FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT THE MAN WHO WROTE THAT NEW BOOK ABOUT THEM HAS POSSIBLY THE MOST SMACKABLE FACE I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE, PT.1:  

  • Public Access Memories: Following on from last week’s link to online art festival The Wrong Biennale, comes Public Access Memories, which is a ‘digital pavilion’ from within the Biennale (yes, ok, ‘within’ is an entirely-nonsensical term to use for something that exists in digital space, but it’s early and I am tired and the least you could do is wait until the third or fourth link before kicking off with the kvetching, thankyouverymuch) – yes, that’s right kids, it’s a VIRTUAL ART GALLERY! “As part of The Wrong Biennale 2023-24, Public Access Memories presents Fields of View, a virtual “pavilion” of 12 digital artists exploring new modes of representing, constructing, and traversing online space…The artists in this exhibition approach the representation of space in ways that acknowledge the materiality of the screen. Whether through the presentation of alternative or extreme perspective projections, isometric diagrams, glitch landscapes, stereoscopic imagery, or simply the textual description of spatial experience, the work in this exhibition expands the space of the computer screen without attempting to erase our awareness of it.” I really enjoy this – the 2d gallery space is pleasingly-00s-ish in aesthetic feel, and the navigation feels oddly-reminiscent of those collaborative social spaces that we all (ok, *I*) thought might become A Thing in the time of Covid, and you can talk to other visitors who are online at the same time as you through a simple chat interface, and the works…well, the works, based on my relatively thin exploration of them, are an intriguing mishmash of digital collage and video and lightly-interactive work playing at the edges of digital visual culture and questions of space and screen. This is a lovely place to just wander round for 20 minutes – click and explore and see what you find.
  • Stable Diffusion Turbo:  When was the last time you were properly amazed by a bit of digital tech? Do you remember that first feeling of excitement when you first typed “sexy broccoli” into Dall-E and saw your wildest imaginings come to life before your eyes? Do you realise how quickly we’ve become jaded? Still, if you want to once again feel the momentary shock of the new, to feel the strange sense of the future rushing towards you at a pace which, frankly, isn’t wholly comfortable, then click this link and BOGGLE AT THE MAGIC! Stable Diffusion – the best-in-class open source text-to-image model, lest we forget – has this week launched its latest update, which you can play with at this link and which basically creates images in realtime as you type and, seriously, this is like witchcraft. Go on, click the link – start typing and watch in amazement as stuff appears and shifts and morphs and the images attempt to keep up with whatever’s currently being typed into the input box…Ok, fine, so there’s no specific *need* for this to be as quick as it is, but there’s something quite unsettling about watching The Machine ‘think’ like this (NB – The Machine is not, of course, ‘thinking’ in any meaningful sense). This is, as you’d expect, guardrail pretty extensively so you won’t be able to go crazy with your perverted demands, but I promise you that there is something honestly quite incredible about seeing it react and reimagine on the fly – it feels like there’s something really quite incredible you could hack together with a version of this, and voice-recognition software and a big screen, so if any of you would like to take that fragment of an idea and run with it then that would be lovely thanks.
  • Drawfast: Via Lauren Epstein’s newsletter and in a vaguely-similar space to the last link comes this fun little toy – tell The Machine what it is that you want to draw and then sketch out a rough outline and watch as it appears before your eyes in (semi-)realtime! This is a strangely-nostalgic callback to early versions of Dall-E from about 2019/20, except now it works at blistering pace – it’s slightly unsettling to think that this is basically what MS Paint is going to be like in ~6 months time, as AI gets baked into everything and even the most entry-level software products achieve the ability to, I don’t know, paint the sistine chapel or decode the Voynich Manuscript. Can everything maybe stop speeding up just for a couple of months, please?
  • The AI Garage Sale: This is a genuinely smart idea (found via Andy) and a really nice, fun use of an LLM as a ludic interface (ludic! Ffs! It’s 730am Matt, STOP IT), and if you work in advermarketingpr and can’t think of a client or project for whom you could pretty much rip this off wholesale as a clever bit of promo then, well, you should probably think about switching careers tbh. The premise of this site is simple – the site is offering a bunch of stuff for sale, and you can attempt to get a better deal on the price of the various bits of tat on offer by engaging in some light bartering with the AI doing the selling – can you get a good deal on (for example) a Big Mouth Billy Bass? The nice twist here is that all the goods are actually on sale (although I don’t imagine they’ll ship outside the US), so you can actually follow this all the way through to the point of purchase – if you’ve spent any time GPT-wrangling over the past year then you will probably have a few tricks up your sleeve to convince the AI that you’re worthy of some pretty special discounts (clue: sick kids tend to really pull at its cold, unfeeling binary heartstrings), and for any of you reading in North America this could be a decently-cost-effective way on stocking up on tat to gift to people you don’t really know or like. Seriously, though, this is SUCH a smart idea and such an obviously-repurposable one that I’d be slightly amazed (and, honestly, quite disappointed in you) if I don’t see it redone by a retailer as some sort of promo.
  • GPT Monkey Island: Ok, fine, so this is literally just a prompt, but it turns out that it does a really good job of turning GPT into a genuinely fun (if low-stakes) roleplaying game. The prompt basically instructs the LLM to act as a sort of Dungeon Master figure for a Monkey Island-esque tale of YOU – the HERO – arriving in a city of your choosing to seek fame and fortune; the prompt’s structured in such a way that you’re offered options in terms of where you take the story, choose your own adventure style, but I found when messing around with it that it will take a significant degree of improvisation, meaning you can basically take the story wherever you feel like pushing it. In the 20 minutes or so I spent messing with this this week I ended up owning a tavern and managing a network of spies and informants through the secret brothel I’d opened upstairs (all very vanilla, obvs, this is still GPT and, also, I’m not some sort of sweaty-palmed pervert) – the system seems to be able to keep track of what you’ve done, and what you’ve achieved, and your inventory and health and all sorts of other things, and in general this is the first one of these sorts of things that has felt like it *worked* in any meaningful sense – if you’ve ever fancied the idea of playing around with the whole ‘AI as DM’ idea then this might be a decent place to start. TBH the Monkey Island comparison doesn’t really stand up here (although the prompt’s coded to include insult swordfighting), but that’s pretty much my only quibble – this is a lot of fun.
  • Anna Indiana: We delve deep into the musical uncanny valley now – Anna Indiana is an ‘AI singer-songwriter’, who this week went a bit viral when its first song was shared online and the world…well, the world reacted with predictable horror, but click the link and see what you think – go on, I’ll wait. *WAITS* Horrible, isn’t it? There are no details available, or at least none that my cursory research has been able to uncover, as to exactly what tech stack the people behind this are using to spin up the ‘melodies’, but the lyrics are a predictably-bland parade of bromides as you’d expect from an LLM, and the accompanying avatar is exactly the sort of cookie-cutter AI waifu you might expect, and, honestly, the whole thing is just a bit depressing – as is the insistence of whoever is running the whole project that ‘Anna’ is a sentient creature with thoughts and feelings and which sees her complain on Twitter that ‘many humans don’t seem to like me’. Still, to every single person who listens to this and thinks that it provides incontrovertible truth that The Machine will NEVER be able to replace human artists, I would like to point out that whilst the song is horrible and the ‘melody’ is garbage, the whole thing literally could not have existed as little as six months ago, and, as ever, THIS IS THE WORST IT IS EVER GOING TO BE. BONUS AI MUSIC LINK!: AI music toolbox Okio lets you effectively apply style transfer to music – as you can see in this clip of ‘remixes’ people have been making with their tech, which includes such bangers as ‘Wu Tang, but dubstep’ and ‘Old Macdonald, but death metal’.
  • Visual Anagrams: This feels like something that you might be able to have some SEMI-VIRAL SUCCESS with if you get in early enough – the link takes you to Github page for the code, but you can see plenty of examples which will give you an idea of what’s going on here, which is good because I’ve been trying to work out how best to explain it to you via the medium of words for the past three minutes and, honestly, I’m fcuked if I know how. Basically this is a load examples of slightly brain melty visual illusions created by AI in which one image MAGICALLY becomes another via the medium of slight visual tweaking – I suppose the best description I can give you is ‘you know that old image of a rabbit which if you squint at it becomes a duck? Yeah, well that’. Seriously though, click the link – I reckon you’ve got a fortnight or so in which this stuff will continue to be genuinely jaw-dropping.
  • Trash Baby: CAVEAT EMPTOR: this app is iOS-only and as such I haven’t been able to actually try it out, and as such Web Curios takes no responsibility for any weird sh1t it ends up doing to your phone should you decide to install it. Now that’s out of the way, Trash Baby is a fun-looking little app which basically does photo mashups – select two images from your phone’s camera roll and get the app to style-smoosh them together and see what happens. Literally just that,but from what I’ve seen online you can get some pretty fun visual styles out of it if you play around enough. Pleasingly, this app was just an idea that someone had which they got GPT-4 to code up and which now, six months later, is available in the app store – the future in action, right there.
  • Operator: I haven’t featured anything NFT-ish for a while because, well, it’s all awful bullsh1t and the world has thankfully moved on – but I will make an exception for this, because I think it’s sort-of beautiful and I rather like the high concept. Operator is an art project in three parts – I missed the first, but the second is now ongoing – which is all about capturing human movement and translating it into data, and then visualising that data. Yes, fine, it involves MINTING and THE BLOCKCHAIN, but it’s worth bothering to read the spiel that accompanies the project because, honestly, I think it sort-of makes sense (insofar as anything involving web3 can ever be said to ‘make sense’).
  • Palestine Online: This is a gorgeous project. “Palestine Online is a collection of webpages creates by Palestinians, primarily in the late 90s and early 00s, sourced from the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine. Included here are personal webpages, news websites and online magazines, sites showcasing Palestinian art and culture, and homepages compiling and linking out to other relevant pages. Many of the pages here were created during or shortly after the Second Intefada, and demonstrate the rich history of Palestinian internet presence, showing the use of the web as a tool for resistance, connection, and expression under ongoing occupation. Palestine Online is a mirror to Palestinian internet presence and resistance today, highlighting the history of resilience and anger under occupation, as well as the immense pride, love, and joy for their ancestral land, no matter what the internet has looked like and has been technologically capable of.” I present this as a piece of internet history rather than as some sort of STATEMENT about anything, fyi.
  • Bitkraft: Would you like to ENTER SYNTHETIC REALITY? No, I don’t know what it means either, but WOULD YOU LIKE TO????? That’s the question asked of you upon loading up this site for the first time, and I strongly suggest you grasp the opportunity with both hands because this really is a doozy of shiny, meaningless but VERY PRETTY webwork. I think the company behind this is something to do with videogames and web3 and THE BLOCKCHAIN, but, honestly, who cares? They’ve chosen to spunk a chunk of time and cash on this beautiful, silly website and we should all be grateful. “GAMES ARE A FOUNDATIONAL CORNERSTONE OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE!”, screams the copy, and “THE PAST IS A PROLOGUE!” and, honestly, who are we to argue? NO FCUKERS, etc! Baffling, but SUCH nice animations!
  • The Open Source Munitions Portal: This is both sobering and also a quite astonishing example of the sort of information about conflict which can now be gathered and shared through open source means – launched by Kings College this week, “The Open Source Munitions Portal is a tool for researchers, journalists and practitioners trying to learn more about munitions and their use and impact in conflicts.” It contains hundreds of images of spent munitions in the field, mainly from the current war in Ukraine, as a record of what is being dropped on who and where – there’s nothing obviously distressing here, but it’s hard not to look at all these images of gunmetal casings and twisted metal and think about what these munitions do to people (your regular reminder, by the way, that if you work for an agency and your agency works for, say, BAE Systems, or Raytheon, that your agency is a collection of amoral cnuts and you should be ashamed).
  • Spotify Visualised: DID YOU GET YOUR WRAPPED WAS IT WHAT YOU WANTED DOES IT ACCURATELY CONVEY THE NUANCES OF YOUR PERSONALITY VIA THE MEDIUM OF FIVE ARTISTS AND SONGS? Ahem. Sorry, it’s just that as a non-Spotify person I always get a slight ‘nose pressed up against the window of a party I’m not invited to’ vibes from the Spotify Wrapped stuff – this year’s celebration of individual taste (or, alternatively, demonstration of the crushing dominance of half-a-dozen artists and the impossibility of making a living from music for 99% of people working in the industry) has, as ever, been everywhere this year, but if you’d like to take a slightly more granular dive into your music and your tastes and what you listen to and WHAT IT MEANS then you might enjoy this webapptoy thing; plug in your account, let it crunch the numbers a bit and then enjoy your musical tastes presented as a galaxy of artists with CLUSTERS and CONSTELLATIONS and all sorts of nicely-visualised gubbins that will let you work out exactly where in musical latent space your tastes sit (by the way, my single TAKE on this year’s Wrapped numbers – noone seems to be talking about the fact that Beyonce is nowhere to be seen in the global top 10 artists list, which I think is super-interesting considering her insane sociocultural heft anbd footprint; anyone have any idea as to why this is?).
  • Progressively More Intense: You will doubtless have seen the AI image trend this week of ‘X, but getting progressively more intense’ – the indefatigable Rene over at Good Internet has collected literally every single example of these spotted in the wild in one place, for your delectation and enjoyment. So many of these are joyous, but I don’t think I am going to see another sequence of AI-generated images this year that will make me as fundamentally happy as “Jesus is baptised by John but they get progressively more excited”.

By Camille Brasselet

NEXT UP, IT’S DECEMBER WHICH MEANS I FEEL ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED IN INCLUDING THIS EXCELLENT ALBUM OF FESTIVE BEATS BY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PRODUCERS WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF JONWAYNE! 

THE SECTION WHICH HAS NO LOVE WHATSOEVER FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY BUT FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT THE MAN WHO WROTE THAT NEW BOOK ABOUT THEM HAS POSSIBLY THE MOST SMACKABLE FACE I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE, PT.2:      

  • Brarista: One of the odd side-effects of being brought up by a single woman is that I think I possibly heard more complaints about the irritation caused by ill-fitting bras than most young men (I can’t pretend that I was in any way happy about this), and as a result am a firm believer in the importance of getting properly measured and fitted (but I appreciate that this is now veering into slightly-weird territory, and I shan’t mention it again). Brarista (can we just pause to acknowledge the brilliance of the name, please?) is a new startup from the UK which aims to use machine vision to help people buy bras that fit them properly – they’re currently very early stage, and are looking for help testing and developing the tech, so should any of you be a) in the UK; and b) in possession of breasts then you might want to take a look.
  • COP28 Adventures: What do we think – will THIS be the global conference that sorts everything out and secures our collective futures against the droughts and the rising seas and the shortages and the fires and the floods? Erm, look, it was a rhetorical question, don’t think too hard about what the answer is and instead enjoy the OFFICIAL GAME APP OF COP28! I have no idea if this is any good – although I have not-insignificant doubts – or indeed why an ostensibly-serious conference debating the steps we need to take to save our species from fcuking itself irrevocably via the medium of climate change requires an OFFICIAL GAME APP in the first place, but I am including it because I find the fact that the game is developed by the Dubai Police Force incredibly, darkly funny.
  • Image Upscaling: You know the long-running joke about CSI and shows of that ilk and the MAGICAL TECH that they have which lets a forensic pathologist shout ‘ENHANCE!’ at a screen and watch as a previously-unreadable mess of pixels resolve themselves into the label on the perp’s underpants? Well this is that, but it actually works! Ok, fine, there’s no voice command (yet), but the rest is pretty much the same – upload an image, tell the software which bit you want it to ‘enhance’ and watch as it uses AI to basically imagine the detail. This is, I think, intended to allow for simple drawings and images to be rendered more complex, but I had quite a lot of fun using it to mess with random images I had sitting around on my phone – if nothing else, though, it might be interesting to scan and upload any old family pics you have into this to see what it can do with them (as long, obviously, as you don’t mind your loved ones being ingested into the maw of a future Machine – you don’t, do you? GOOD!).
  • Brickelo: Have you ever wondered to yourself “of all the LEGO minifigs that have ever been released, which is the BEST EVER?” No, I can’t for a second imagine that you have – but SOMEONE has, and that person has created Brickelo, which is seeking to sever that Gordian knot once and for all. “Every LEGO minifigure is awesome, but have you ever wondered which is the best? If so, this website is for you. Brickelo takes a mathematical approach to determining the best LEGO minifigures, by using an ELO rating system. Each minifigure’s rating is calculated based on the outcome of comparing two minifigures against one another.” I got a bit sucked into this, mainly because I had no idea that LEGO had made so fcuking many tie-in figurines.
  • The Fabulous Cartier Journey: What would induce YOU to drop several thousand pounds on some jewellery for Christmas (or, frankly, any other time – diamonds are, after all, forever, darling!)? Is the answer ‘a really, really nicely-designed and very soothing web-based clone of a decade-old videogame? NO OF COURSE IT ISN’T AND YET HERE WE ARE. Continuing the luxury world’s continued, baffling obsession with ‘making really simple reskins of old games as a marketing tactic I cannot even pretend to understand the ROI of’, Cartier brings us THE FABULOUS CARTIER JOURNEY – guide the lovely Cartier airship through the equally-lovely pastel-shaded skies, collecting gems and generally having a pleasant and soothing time, which is pretty much the antithesis of the original, intensely-enervating Flappy Bird experience. I really, really hope that the legendarily-plutocratic brand chucked the game’s original designer, Dong Nguyen, a few quid, but I bet they didn’t, the fcuks.
  • The Royal Court Living Archive: I am a miserable joyless husk of a man, but one of the few things in life which give me genuine pleasure is going to the theatre and London’s Royal Court is somewhere I probably visit at least half-a-dozen times a year; despite its location in London’s somewhat-fancy Sloane Square, it’s a venue which over the years has showcased new writing by up-and-coming playwrights (Carol Churchill, Mark Ravenhill, etc) and which regularly puts on small experimental shows that wouldn’t ordinarily find space at ‘mainstream’ theatres – the theatre has recently created this WONDERFUL online archive which collects information about shows across the theatre’s history; you can search by work, or playwrite, and discover all sorts of wider information about works and their performances and their reception. The archive’s described as a ‘living work in progress’ and it’s still growing and being populated, but I love the ambition and the ethos behind it.
  • Learn Morse Code: You may not THINK you need to learn Morse, but I promise you’ll be grateful for the knowledge when civilisation collapses  – this is simple, but surprisingly fun and quite intuitive once you get into it. .. / -.-. .- -. .—-. – / -… . .-.. .. . …- . / -.– — ..- / -… — – …. . .-. . -.. / – — / – .-. .- -. … .-.. .- – . / – …. .. … .-.-.- / – .- -.- . / .- / .-.. — -. –. –..– / …. .- .-. -.. / .-.. — — -.- / .- – / -.– — ..- .-. … . .-.. ..-.
  • Offscript: This is an interesting idea (whose actual, practical working I can’t quite figure out) – as far as I can tell, Offscript is a bit like Old Web darling Threadless, the tshirt company which let anyone submit designs and then ended up printing and selling the ones that the community decided it wanted to buy – except here, you don’t actually need to have any sort of design talent whatsoever, because you can COLLABORATE WITH AI to design things that will eventually get made! No word on exactly how the manufacturing process will work when The Machine starts imagining trousers with nine knees in the left leg or similarly-baroque design flourishes, or indeed how rights will work – but this is all very new, so I’m sure that it will all get ironed out sensibly (probably).
  • Dioramas: Via Kris, I don’t really know what this is but I would probably (inadequately) describe it as ‘a series of digital postcards’ – regardless, these are lovely and there are 30 of them for you to click through and explore.
  • Dot Meme: THERE IS A NEW DOMAIN NAME AVAILABLE! Yes, thanks to Google you can now, should you desire, register a web address at [yourURLhere].meme – ISN’T THAT EXCITING? Admittedly there is something almost painfully-Muskian about the idea of a ‘X.meme’ address – “Groimes, meems are hilleeriyas ind oi im king of the meems!” – but if you can think of a decent reason for getting one then, well, now you can.
  • Rebookify: I haven’t actually tried this and so have no idea if it actually works, but, well, let’s take it at face value and assume it does exactly what it says on the homepage, and that all the endorsements are from actual, real people rather than the fevered imaginations of the dev team. Rebookify basically works to help you get the best deals on hotel rooms – you book a room, you tell the site which hotel it’s at and how much you paid for it, and it will alert you as soon as it finds the same room for the same dates at a cheaper price. You’ll have to handle the rebooking yourself, but this seems…useful? Also the fact that it doesn’t take any of your data is pleasing and non-nefarious, so double points to this site.
  • Raindrop: I have long-since realised that I am never going ‘improve my workflows’ or ‘optimise my browsing’ or ‘take an extensive series of notes which I will network and connect and turn into some sort of semi-extension of my brain’ – I write Curios, that’s it, don’t try and improve me, it won’t work. I appreciate, though, that there will be some of you out there who want to do things like ‘get better and more efficient’ or ‘keep track of stuff’, and whilst I can’t pretend to understand this ameliorative impulse I can at least acknowledge it. Via Dave Briggs’ newsletter, Raindrop looks a bit Evernote-y and seems to be a really smart way of keeping track of and organising bookmarks – even better, it saves copies of every Page you visit which is a fcuking BOON for anyone attempting to keep track of fast-moving things. I think this is a paid product, but it looks like it could be quite powerful for those of you with a need for this sort of thing.
  • Track AI Answers: This is an interesting idea – not the product (which isn’t really a product) so much as the question / problem it highlights. The idea here is that you type a brand or individual name into the platform and it will run regular checks on the major LLMs to see exactly what they throw up when you plug said terms in – the sense here is that this should be used as some sort of reputation monitoring and management tool…except, well, what are you meant to do, exactly, if this tells you that, for example, Claude has started associating the name “Matt Muir” with “excellent and renowned creator of bespoke Sentex products to the discerning terrorist community” (am I going to regret committing that sentence to the web? TIME WILL TELL!)? I genuinely hadn’t considered this as a possibility, but now I am half-interested in the idea of a fiction based around what would happen if The Machine decided certain things about you – how might you deal with it, and how the fcuk would you go about changing it? INTERESTING QUESTIONS.
  • Pronouns: A well-meaning and entirely benign guide to pronouns and non-binariness, which also made me laugh A LOT when I scrolled down and I reached the bit about ‘Emojiself Pronouns’ because, well, lol. This is the sort of website which I can imagine would cause a Certain Type Of Person to dissolve in paroxysms of fury.
  • Language Transfer: This is a genuinely odd website – you know how everyone in the world basically uses Duolingo to convince themselves that they are learning a new language whilst at the same time not in fact learning anything meaninful at all? Well other language courses are available – one of which is Language Transfer, which has apparently existed for about a decade, and is the work of ONE SINGLE PERSON. There are, understandably, a limited number of languages here – but Swahili is one of them, in case you were curious – but there are also courses on Introduction to Music Theory and ‘Methods of Thinking’, and while I can’t vouch for the content of any of these I am absolutely staggered by the endeavour here. There’s perhaps a *touch* of the ‘odd’ about this – I did raise a slight eyebrow at the assertion that there’s a film about the site’s founder and their ‘journey’ coming out next year, but I suppose you never know – but in general this is a pretty incredible (and, fine, odd) corner of the web.
  • Neglected Books: “Welcome to the Neglected Books page, edited and mostly written by Brad Bigelow. Here you’ll find articles and lists with thousands of books that have been neglected, overlooked, forgotten, or stranded by changing tides in critical or popular taste.” THANKS, BRAD BIGELOW! This is genuinely fascinating – I could honestly just abandon you all here and just dive into the stacks here, because there are SO many interesting and curious and weird old novels discussed, and there’s a real sense that Brad (THANKS BRAD) absolutely knows his sh1t when it comes to the shifting literary tastes and mores of the 20thC. Bibliophiles will adore this.
  • The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2023: You will almost certainly have seen this year’s selection already, but, in case not, HERE YOU ARE! The best image in the 2023 selection, by the way, is of the small fox (he is called Keith – all foxes are called Keith, it is the law) who appears to be smoking a cigar.
  • Drumhaus: Browser-based rum machines aren’t exactly new, but this one is a particularly-nicely-made example of the genre and it’s the work of but a few moments and clicks to create a track that’s genuinely pretty good, even if you’re me.
  • NSFW History: “What’s a NSFW fact about history that most people don’t know?” asks the prompt at the top of this Reddit thread and WOW do people deliver in the comments. There are some wonderful anecdotes in here, although I didn’t spot my personal favourite which is that the reason that Macau belonged to the Dutch for so long was that it was traded by the Chinese for a metric-fucktonne of ambergis, very much the balene viagra of its day, so that the ageing Emperor of the day could have a better chance of ‘enjoying’ the 100 virgins he had been gifted by sycophantic regional governers. Ah, history!
  • Perfect Pitch: I am a cloth-eared cnut and as such this is literally impossible for me to play without becoming upsettingly frustrated, but presuming that you’re less tone-deaf than I am you might have more luck – listen to the tune and try and recreate the note progression in six tries or fewer! Honestly, this made me feel SO INADEQUATE – but, er, that’s my problem, sorry.
  • Draknek and Friends: A selection of small, pleasing browser games, all designed and made by one Alan Hazelden. THANKYOU, ALAN HAZELDEN! I haven’t tried all of them, but of the ones that have played I can highly recommend ‘You’re Pulleying My Leg’ (although frankly, Alan, that title is indefensible).
  • Brickception: Finally this week, once again via Andy, comes this insane-but-brilliant game, which is basically ‘Breakout in two separate windows where one window is also the paddle’ – don’t worry, it will make significantly more sense when you click the link. I loved this, and there’s something just challenging enough about it, like rubbing your head and patting your belly simultaneously.

By Sylvia Sleigh

OUR FINAL MIX OF THE WEEK IS BY DJLMP FRANKLY BEYOND ME, GENRE-WISE, BUT I PROMISE YOU IT IS GREAT AND GENTLE AND LOVELY AND WILL TRANSPORT YOU SOMEWHERE SIGNIFICANTLY SUNNIER AND WARMER THAN LONDON WHICH LET ME ASSURE YOU IS ABSOLUTELY FCUKING BALTIC RIGHT NOW!

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • My Ad Journal: Not actually a Tumblr! Still, it’s a great project which I personally very much enjoy – one anonymous internetperson documents some of the ads they are served on a(n almost) daily basis. “the ads are tracking me, but i am also tracking the ads! Yeah! follow my ad journal and learn more about me and my desires. it’s a curated selection, because there is way too many ads for me to put them all here. i mostly post weird or very specific lo-fi ads and never big brands like H&M or HBO, because i guess their target group is everyone, so it’s not as fun.. and they recieve enough attention already… i also blur out or remove any text, because i don’t actually wanna advertise.” I think there’s a bigger project/exhibition in here, but it’s sort-of perfect as-is.

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Nick Heer: To be honest I am not quite sure how I came across this feed, but I am very glad that I did – I have no clue who Nick Heer is, but they take really lovely photographs. God, an Insta account that’s just…photos? HOW QUAINT! Anyway, Nick has a great eye and I think his feed contains some beautiful images.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • Website-As-Home: A short essay by Nico Chilla (you should check out the rest of their site while you’re there, by the way, it’s lovely) about the concept of the website as a ‘home’, of sorts, an owned, curated space that in some way houses and defines and reflects and individual and their shifting, evolving interests and tastes and general SELF-ness – I am finding myself thinking more and more about the ways in which the web acts as SPACE, and how we define the limits of it (and our own), and I found this a really interesting addition to ,my reading on the topic. A taste: “Still, a website and a home are importantly different in that the former is intended for public exposure, whereas the latter is grounded in private life. But maybe we can relate the public nature of websites to a public dimension of homes: hosting visitors. Typically we don’t show our house guests everything — we keep many things private and clean up before they arrive. Moreover, we’ve made prior decisions about our furniture and decor with future guests in mind. So homes can certainly be curated for the public eye; but crucially, they maintain their function as living spaces. I find it generative to consider websites as a similar conjunction of public and private activity: by thinking about how visitors will receive the things that I publish, I’m compelled to produce more and refine the things that I make. At the same time, the website remains my space and is subservient to no other end.”
  • The Tyranny of Structurelessness: Ok, this is LONG and QUITE SERIOUS, but it’s also really, really interesting and a proper artefact of political organisational thinking from The Past – it’s an essay which started as a talk, first delivered in 1970 as part of the debate around second wave feminism and how to drive the movement forward – basically it’s a long meditation on the problems with structureless organisations, and the inherent limitations (and contradictions) that a ‘leaderless’ movement will necessarily face, and it’s interesting both as an historico-political curio and as a sort of manual for people looking to organise, whether politically or otherwise (but probably politically).
  • The Nature of Bee-ing: Yes, ok, fine, the ACTUAL title of this piece is the far superior and far more descriptive ‘what is it like to be a bee?’, but I couldn’t possibly resist the tired, lazy wordplay (it’s what you come here for!) – this is an extract from a forthcoming book on ‘The Mind of the Bee’ by one Lance Chittka and it is SO INTERESTING; there’s a long and noble history of ‘try and imagine what it would be like to be an X’ in philosophical writing (starting with Thomas Nagel’s ‘what is it like to be a bat?’) and this is another GREAT example of the genre, what with bees being so, well, bee-zarre (I am really sorry, I don’t know what’s come over me – it’s a mid-morning slump, I’ll try and power on through). It is, obviously, impossible to imagine what it would be like to ‘see’ electricity like what bees can do, but I love writing that attempts to bridge that (uttterly unbridgeable) gap – “To start, imagine you have an exoskeleton—like a knight’s armor. However, there isn’t any skin underneath: your muscles are directly attached to the armor. You’re all hard shell, soft core. You also have an inbuilt chemical weapon, designed as an injection needle that can kill any animal your size and be extremely painful to animals a thousand times your size—but using it may be the last thing you do, since it can kill you, too. Now imagine what the world looks like from inside the cockpit of a bee.” Honestly, this is WONDERFUL.
  • Effective Altruism vs Accelerationism: I have to say, I personally think that the PHILOSOPHICAL SCHISM which everyone has been claiming has been at the heart of the whole OpenAI thing has been somewhat mischaracterised, but if you want an overview of what people currently seem to think are the twin poles of ‘go slower!’ and ‘go faster!’ from within the AI development space then you could do worse than read Molly White’s account.
  • Corporations Did More To Kill Us That AI Ever Will: I want to caveat this link with two things: 1) I think the website it’s hosted on is…a bit mental, frankly, and I don’t quite know who’s behind it, and I wouldn’t necessarily recommend reading anything else on there; 2) the writing is…a bit overblown (yes, I know, pot/kettle, fcuk off why don’t you?). That said, I found the basic premise here – that we can probably stand to learn a few things about ‘the dangers of AI’ from the way in which corporations have behaved over the course of the post-industrial age, and that there are certain parallels in terms of the way in which companies already behave and the way in which we are currently being told to worry that AIs might one day behave which we possibly ought to pay a bit more attention to – reasonably-convincing. I am not *totally* convinced that the whole site this sits on isn’t some sort of AI project itself, mind.
  • When AI Comes For The Elites: I don’t, to be clear, necessarily buy the central premise of the article, but I did find it both interesting and quite funny in a sort of weird way – basically the theory here is that we’re on the cusp of some sort of lawyerly uprising, as all of the paralegals and junior solicitors whose jobs are being replaced by The Machine at a rate of knots use all that spare brainpower to FOMENT REVOLUTION! I have my doubts, but if the revolution starts with the layoff of a bunch of trainees from Slaugter & May then, well, you heard it here first!
  • Making God: Ok, this is VERY LONG, but it’s also super-interesting and discursive and covers a huge range of topics, linking mythology to faith to AI to the far-right to neoliberalism to NFTs to the metaverse, and as an overview of some of history’s mythologising (and weaponisation) of tech this is frankly superb by Emily Gorcenski. Honestly, if you only pick one non-fiction piece to read from this week’s edition I would totally pick this one, it’s DIZZYING in scope.
  • The Digital Election: This was picked up in Private Eye this week, but it’s worth reading about in full – recent changes to UK electoral legislation have seen the upper limits for spending on political advertising revised upwards, which means a LOT more advertising, specifically digital advertising. “Since buying digital ads became commonplace in British political campaigns in 2015, spending on them has increased at each election. Electoral Commission records show that the main party campaigns have, in that time, spent around £13m on Facebook, Google, Snapchat and Twitter ads. Given the extra headroom the new spending limits offer, we wouldn’t be *that* surprised if one of the big parties spent more than £10m on digital ads at the next election. If they do, their opponent will want to try and do the same. Such is the logic of political campaigns (and it’s going to be a great couple of months for the political ad sales folks at Facebook and Google.) If that happens, voters in marginal seats will notice a big difference. In the space of a few weeks, roughly 5 million voters, in around 100 seats, will see approximately 2 billion political ads (a very back of the envelope calculation, but of those orders of magnitude).” I don’t mean to keep on banging the same (tired, threadbare) drum but when you add AI-powered content creation to that it starts to look…potentially quite mad.
  • Rebuilding Organisations for AI: I’ve become slightly bored of telling you all to go and sub to Ethan Mollick’s newsletter this year, and of constantly linking to it, but it continues to be one of the best resources for anyone interested in the practical side of ‘making AI do useful things for you in the professional space’. Here Mollick discusses how AI tools, specifically LLMs, can be integrated into working practices, and the sorts of tasks they can usefully be asked to perform, and how to build this into workflows on a day-to-day basis – if any of you are in the invidious position of being in charge of ‘using AI to save us money and, eventually, sack half of the workforce’ then this will be useful (but, you know, your soul will never know peace).
  • Generative AI Comes To Search: Specifically, visual search – this is actually a really interesting use case for it, and something that hadn’t occurred to me at all. Those of you with access to Google’s experimental ‘Search Generative Experience’ trial (so only those in the US at present) will now be able to ask The Machine to imagine something you might want to buy, and then use that generated image as the starting point for a search for real-life products; the idea being that you might have an image of your ideal purchase in your head but no idea of how or where to find it on search, which image you can now bring to life via the medium of AI. I appreciate that this might feel like something of a banal or uninspired use case, but I found this REALLY exciting – not in terms of what’s happening here or the AUGMENTED RETAIL EXPERIENCE, but in the sense of The Machine acting as a sort of bridge between our desires and our ability to articulate them.
  • The Product Model at Spotify: Yes, ok, I can’t imagine that any of you read that headline and thought ‘wow, thanks Matt, that sounds FASCINATING’ – but I promise that this account of how the people who built it went about designing, developing and rolling-out the Spotify Discover Weekly discovery playlists is genuinely interesting (or at least it is if you’re interested in the practical aspects of how people go about doing and making things, which I personally am; your mileage, as ever, may vary).
  • Don’t Keep ‘Em Crossed: Or, perhaps more helpfully, “A really good takedown of a recent campaign in the UK aimed at encouraging more women to have cervical screenings and why it’s depressing, reductive, sexist claptrap” – this, by Debbie Cameron, is both a good dissection of why the campaign doesn’t work, and more generally of an advermarketingpr environment in which it’s still possible for work like this to get signed off.
  • Driverless Cars Stress Cities: The past month or so’s news from the US, where various driverless car firms have seen their licenses to operate cabs been either removed entirely or seriously curtailed, has suggested that the age of the self-driving car is still a little way away. This piece is a really interesting look at all the other, unexpected ways in which cars without drivers mess with the functioning of urban environments as they are currently designed, and is a generally useful reminder that it’s rarely, if ever, possible to fully predict and model the impact of new products or systems on behaviours. The point about not being able to communicate with the cars, for example, in the same way one driver might signal to another with hand gestures or nods, had literally never occurred to me (which, fine, is probably a side-effect of my being a non-driver and a moron, but).
  • China’s Mosque Crackdown: An excellent bit of reporting by the FT, which used satellite imagery of China and image analysis software to determine that a significant number of mosques across the country have ceased to exist over the past decade or so as part of the country’s quiet policy of attempting to ‘sinify’ Islam (and, one might argue, effectively persecute the country’s Muslim population) – this is a really good article which uses dataviz and scrollytelling (sorry) to powerful effect.
  • Summer England’s TikTok Romcom: Another one for the ‘every platform eventually gets the same content and ‘innovations’ as all the platforms that preceded it’ file, this – Summer England is a character on TikTok who over the course of the year has been telling a long, first person, scripted-but-designed-to-look-real story of her romantic entanglement with her hot neighbour, using all the now-traditional TikTok tricks and tells, but doing so in a way that’s reminiscent of old school early YouTube fictions like LonelyGirl15; I am slightly surprised that there’s not more of this sort of stuff, but I imagine that, in much the same way that literally EVERYONE working in TV for about 6 years in the mid-2010s had by law to reference Skam in every single conversation about new formats ever, we are about to enter an era in which every single production company will be thinking ‘so what’s our fictional diary TikTok show, then?’.
  • Cookie Monster’s Cookies: I did not know until this week that I wanted to read a thousand-odd words about exactly how the cookies that Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster devours are made, and yet it turns out that I really, really did. I think it’s impossible to write ANYTHING about Sesame Street without it being basically entirely charming and adorable, and this is no exception.
  • Banal Utopias: A brilliant article in Vittles, exploring the history and evolution of the food available at the UK’s motorway services – which, I concede, doesn’t necessarily sound promising but really is properly interesting. No, really, look!: “The source of the very British fascination with MSAs is, according to Randall a feeling of anonymity that can be experienced when driving: ‘[At the service station] you can walk around tired and hungry and that’s all OK, because you’re surrounded by strangers on the outskirts of an obscure village that you’ve otherwise never heard of. It might as well be a different planet,’ he says. This sense of dislocation has been described by the anthropologist Marc Augé as ‘the emptying of the consciousness [and an] ordeal of solitude’ in his theory of ‘non-places’ – transitory yet somehow alluring spaces, like motorways and airports, where people move en masse through a series of efficient transactions, optimised by turbo-capitalism. In our collective experience, the separate province of the motorway is distinct from real places, and provokes the widely held fascination that comes with being in a ‘banal utopia’, as Augé suggests.”
  • London’s Mansion Blocks: Specifically, the design of London’s mansion blocks, how they came to exist and the social history behind them – I’ve personally always found there to be something intensely, weirdly, almost-frighteningly miserable about these buildings whenever I’ve stayed in them (something to do with the near-total absence of natural light in certain designs), but anyone who’s lived in the city and who’s walked around, say, Marylebone or Edgware Road will recognise the designs and the aesthetic at play here.
  • The Frog That Couldn’t Jump: This is a fascinating account of the author’s stint living in North Korea and working as state-approved writer and creator of party-sanctioned cultural materials – honestly, this is SO interesting: “Since its founding, North Korea has always had an elaborate bureaucracy for artistic production organized within the Korean Workers Party’s Agitation and Propaganda Department. This framework was set up in emulation of the Soviet system of artistic production under Stalin. Over time, this artistic bureaucracy has been increasingly adapted to promote the cult of personality surrounding the first leader Kim Il Sung and his descendants. Among the many cultural products designed to promote the regime, one of the most important is literature. Aspiring writers in North Korea must register with the Korean Writers’ Union and participate in annual writing workshops. The KWU has offices in every province in the country. KWU editors evaluate each work on its ideological merits before allowing its publication in one of the Party’s own literary journals. There are particularly strict rules regarding how the leaders and the Party may be depicted in literature. A writer’s life is highly competitive. Literary success means becoming a “professional revolutionary” with lots of perks: a three-month “creativity leave” every year, permission to travel freely around the country, and special housing privileges. Kim Ju-sŏng was one such aspiring writer. A zainichi (Japan-born ethnic Korean), he “returned” to North Korea in 1976 at age 16 as part of a wave of emigration encouraged by pro-North Korean groups in Japan and lived in the country for 28 years before defecting to South Korea. The zainichi returnees were an important propaganda tool as well as a source of income and foreign technology for the North Korean regime. Due to their foreign connections they enjoyed a relatively higher standard of living, but they also faced suspicion from the regime and prejudice from ordinary North Koreans.” This feels like a film waiting to be made.
  • Vegetation: Another week, another essay from the increasingly-essential Dirt Magazine; this is by Evan Grillon and it’s all about his heart operation and what it feels like being confronted VERY HARD by your own mortality, and being sick, and contemplating death, and helplines and grief and trauma and, I promise, it is SUPERB and nowhere near as miserable or horrid as the selection of terms I’ve chosen to pull out as descriptors might make it sound. ““Things are in the saddle, and ride mankind,” wrote Emerson. What can a person do about their fear but turn to face it and praise the mystery at the bottom of every fear? I say what I am afraid of so I may, if not move past it, live beside the fear: I am afraid of hemorrhages, hematomas, heart infections. I am afraid of sudden death, of slumping over in the supermarket line while holding a bouquet of vegetables, I am afraid of a humiliating death: an aneurysm dissecting while on top of a lover, slipping on wet stairs and hitting my head. I am afraid of flossing too aggressively. I am afraid that I will die without telling the people who I love what is really on my mind. I wake up sometimes, late at night, to the wailing of sirens, only to find that familiar ticking prevails when the sirens subside.”
  • Last Week at Marienbad: I confess to really not having enjoyed Lauren Oyler’s novel, but this essay in Granta, in which she and her partner take a visit to Marienbad, partly in homage to the 60s arthouse film ‘Last Year at Marienbad’ and partly to take the waters – it is very sharply observed, and very funny, and not-entirely-unreminiscent of Patricia Lockwood which is pretty much the highest recommendation I can give it tbh.
  • Ice Cream, Alone And With Others: Our final longread of the week is this beautiful series of vignettes from a life, whose unifying theme is icecream. I think this is lovely, and I hope you do too.

By Maria Siorba

AND NOW, MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS!:

Webcurios 24/11/23

Reading Time: 30 minutes

ONE MONTH TO GO! ONE MONTH TO GO!

Of course, if you’re in North America right now you’ll already be in the middle of an extended period of having a bad time with people you don’t like who you’re nevertheless compelled to spend time with by accidents of birth, but for the rest of us we’re into the FINAL COUNTDOWN to the festive season and that weird period of time when everyone loses the ability to imagine that life will continue after the holidays (I feel the whole November/December period of work is the real-life embodiment of the sowing/reaping meme, basically).

Effectively what I’m saying is that you’re entirely-entitled to down tools from hereon out – noone’s going to notice, and according to Rishi the economy’s going really well ACTUALLY and so we can probably all rely on things just sort of magically picking up next year…so click ALL the links in this week’s issue because, honestly, who the fcuk cares anyway?

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you have my permission to open the Bailey’s and drink so much that you see God.

By Seth Becker

(images as ever via TIH)

WE BEGIN THIS WEEK WITH THE RETURN OF MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE PURVEYOR OF MIXES, SADEAGLE, WHO HERE PRESENTS JUST UNDER TWO HOURS OF SELECTED TUNES FROM ACROSS AFRICA, LITERALLY NONE OF WHICH YOU ARE LIKELY TO HAVE HEARD BEFORE BUT ALL OF WHICH ARE SUPERB! 

THE SECTION WHICH REALLY ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO CONOR MCGREGOR’S INEVITABLE SECOND-ACT POLITICAL CAREER, PT.1:  

  • Diesel Vert: Or is it ‘Diesel Metamorph’? The homepage and url say ‘vert’, the hoverover on the tab says metamorph…but, fundamentally, it doesn’t matter either way because (get ready everyone) WE’RE BACK IN THE METAVERSE! Yes, that’s right, 2022’s wasted marketing budgets keep cropping up here in the wild future that is the fag-end of 2023 – will this be the one that finally persuades me of the compelling benefits of branded activations in poorly-rendered virtual environments? Er, no – but I will concede that this is by FAR the shiniest bit of metaversal w4nk I’ve seen so far, and I was genuinely impressed by the CG and animation on display here. Diesel Vert is…oh, look, I don’t know, there’s some absolute hokum up front about some sort of ANCIENT PEOPLE who HARNESSED THE POWER OF TIME and who we MUST HELP (but…why? Who are they? And, honestly, why were they fcuking with time? Did they not know to leave well enough alone? And if I help them, will they have learned their lesson or will they simply start again with the ‘harnessing the power of time’ fcukery that got them into this mess in the first place? There’s a lack of detail here, is what I’m saying), but the ‘interactive’ portion of this literally involves guiding your (admittedly nicely-rendered) little avatar through a series of (equally-nicely-rendered) environments, occasionally pressing ‘E’ in order to get an ANCIENT PERSON to move you from one bit of scenery to another. And, well, that’s it – you do this a few times and then the website tells you to buy a pretty nondescript-looking watch, and you’re left with the sort of generally sad and empty feeling that everyone involved in the project would probably have been better off just spending some more time with people they loved than making this utterly-pointless bit of marketingw4nk. Still, it really is VERY PRETTY, so there’s that.
  • Atmospheric Agency: HELLO ADVERMARKETINGPRDRONES! Do any of you happen to work for McCann? If so, this one is firmly aimed at YOU – or rather, the people within your organisation who make the decisions about what clients are ethical to work, and who are apparently currently considering pitching for the Saudi Aramco business. Atmospheric Agency is a spoof ad firm website, presenting a firm that is PROUD of its work for the world’s oil and gas giants and which has been put together by campaign organisation Clean Creatives, presumably in the hope that it will do the rounds of the world’s adland creatives who will feel TERRIBLE about the clients that their paymasters work for and protest or quit or something. I’m slightly conflicted about this – on the one hand, I am a big fan of internal rebellion about stuff like this, and of staff making their voices heard about what a business should and shouldn’t do for money; on the other, I’ve been writing about this sort of stuff for over 10 years now, and not once have I ever seen one of these sorts of spoof campaigns achieve any sort of cut-through or impact whatsoever. Still, if you happen to work at McCann (or one of the other agencies pitching the Aramco business) – or know anyone who does, who you want to gently bully into making some sort of PRINCIPLED STAND – then you might enjoy this; if nothing else, the ‘creative ideas’ in the spoof pitch deck on the site are literally no worse than some of the things I have heard in real-life PR brainstorms.
  • Music League: Music is wonderful, glorious, emotional, HUMAN stuff – so what better way to celebrate and enjoy it than by reducing it to a two-dimensional means of accruing and flexing social capital? Welcome to Music League, in which you compete with a bunch of friends in music-themed challenge rounds – basically the game gives you all a bunch of prompts (“the happiest song in the world”, “clear the dancefloor”, “song most likely to cause sudden, ruinous, mid-coital impotence”, that sort of thing) and each player can submit a track in response – you all get to listen to the submitted songs, chat about them and vote on which is the ‘best’ response to the challenge prompt. This goes on over a number of rounds until someone is declared THE WINNER and…well, that’s it, unless you decide to craft some sort of elaborate crown out of cardboard and tinfoil and award it at some sort of regular presentation ceremony, or you take the additional step of instituting running league tables with relegation from the friendship group as a penalty for poor performance, but I figure this could be fun with the right group of people, and you might too.
  • Galerie: I think we’re all in agreement that the age of streaming and infinite, on-demand entertainments hasn’t quite worked out in the way in which the idea was sold to us back in the late-90s/early-00s. “Everything will be online!”, they said, “and you’ll have low-latency, high-bandwidtch connections that will enable you to seamlessly stream the infinite quantity of digitised media from any point in history direct into your eyeballs at the push of a button!”. And to an extent they were right, but THEY (the b4stards) forgot to mention the fragmented streaming landscape, and subscription fees, and, most irritatingly of all, that the complicated mess of international media rights, coupled with the rapacious and insatiable nature of, well, CAPITALISM, would mean that if you want to watch anything other than mainstream content from the past 40 years or so then you are basically fcuked. Still, there are smaller streaming services available that attempt to offer a slightly more curated selection of films than Netflix et al – the latest of these is Galerie, billing itself as ‘a new type of film club’, which comes from a bunch of FAMOUS PEOPLE (Ethan Hawke! Maggie Gyllenhall! Wes Anderson!) and which, for $10 a month, will offer you essays and film screenings and exclusive content and – I presume you’ll also get a selection of actual films you can watch, otherwise it feels like something of an unsatisfying film club. Frankly details as to what EXACTLY you get for your money are sketchier than I’d like, but I suppose they’re hoping that the star power of ETHAN AND MAGGIE AND WES will get people paying up regardless.
  • The Museum of Menstruation: Before the Vagina Museum became an online cause celebre and got its permanent home in East London there was the Museum of Menstruation, a website created and maintained by one Harry Finlay – there was apparently also a physical version of the museum which existed, er, in Harry’s house (details on exhibits and visiting protocols are a bit sketchy, which, honestly, is a shame, as I have QUESTIONS), but the main bulk of his work is preserved on this site, which appears largely-unchanged since its early web heyday. There is a LOT of content on here, from a section of ‘famous women in ads for menstrual products’ to some really detailed information on how past cultures related to the concept of menstruation, but I really encourage you just to click and spelunk around and generally just enjoy the vibe of the site – and, if you do nothing else, PLEASE click here and read the ‘About’ page which, honestly, I think could possibly inspire a book or short film in itself.
  • The Natural Landscape Photography Awards 2023: Would you like to see some glorious photographs of our beautiful, dying planet? OF COURSE YOU WOULD! I am very much a sucker for this sort of environmental photography in which physical geography attains a sort of abstract quality; there are some images in here that remind me of paisley, almost, in terms of the way they use colour and geometry. My personal favourites here are the frankly ridiculous shots of burning lava from the Fagradalsfjall volcano, but, as ever, these are all rather wonderful.
  • Hope Sogni: ‘Football’ can probably be placed on the long list of ‘things which are conceptually good but which are increasingly being rendered bad by the actions of a small group of men’ – which is why this campaign exists. Hope Sogni is a fictional woman presenting her vision for the beautiful game – designed to be a contrast to the testosterone-y posturing of current FIFA President Gianni Infantino who’s in semi-dictatorial charge of the sport’s governing body for at least another 3.5 years. You can read a bit more about the campaign in this article, but the actual execution…oh, look, I don’t want to sh1t on poor Hope Sogni, but it’s all built on a platform called Twise which basically cobbles together a sub-GPT LLM and an Elevenlabs-esque voice model, and…it doesn’t really work to be honest. There’s meant to be the option to ‘talk’ to Hope using voice recognition, but the audio detection’s seemingly a bit iffy which means you’re effectively reduced to having a conversation with a chatbot which is obsessed with telling you about the importance of diversity in promoting the beautiful game. Which, you know, I agree with, but doesn’t feel like it needed an AI bot to communicate. This has all the hallmarks of an idea that smacked hard against the realities of TIME and BUDGET, which is something of a shame – it does, though, present a good argument as to why you shouldn’t do shonky ‘AI’ stuff as, well, it’s just a bit sad and disappointing.
  • The Information Is Beautiful Awards 2023: Want to see the year’s best examples of infoviz work, as selected by David McCandless and team? OF COURSE YOU DO! So many wonderful bits of design and visualisation here – many of which I’d seen over the course of the year, but the vast majority of which were entirely new to me. From pure dataviz to design to interactive webwork, the range of styles and techniques here is dizzying – my main takeaway was how much I want one of the Jesus Christ Superstar posters in my flat.
  • The Pudding Cup: I saw another one of those ‘wow the web has gotten really boring, what happened to websites, we used to have websites?’ Tweets yesterday doing numbers – approximately the seventh variant of that sentiment I’ve seen expressed in semi-viral terms over the past few months. On the one hand, I am sort-of glad that we’re seeing the pendulum of digital culture swing back towards the vague idea of ‘small and handmade and personal and fun’ as worth pursuing; on the other, HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND AND LAZY AND BOVINE AS TO THINK AND THEN TYPE SOMETHING LIKE THAT? THE WEB IS FULL OF BOUNDLESS CREATIVITY AND MAKING AND DOING AND WEIRD, MAD, HUMAN MESS! DO YOU NOT READ WEB CURIOS, YOU TOTAL CNUT?!?!? Ahem. Anyway, that’s by way of increasingly-spittle-flecked preamble to the sixth Pudding Cup (run by the people at Web Curios favourite The Pudding), which exists to celebrate non-commercial projects that can be described as ‘visual or data-driven’ – they are currently accepting entries, so if you have a site that fits the bill that you’d like to nominate then you should go right ahead and do just that.
  • Art Terms:Via Jared, an excellent resource from MOMA in NYC – ALL OF THE ART WORLD TERMS presented in helpful alphabetical order. Never again need you be lost for a definintion of Dadaism – instead, you’ll be peppering your conversation with references to the Harlem Renaissance and the Fluxus movement like some sort of awful gallerina (don’t, though, attempt the beret; NEVER attempt the beret).
  • FPV Cheffing: Fallow is a restaurant in the expensive London district of St James’ (it’s just round the corner from the Ritz, to give you an idea), and it’s pretty eye-bleedingly expensive (and, in case you care – which, fine, you don’t – it’s 100% not worth the money) and for a while now its kitchen has been doing a marketing gimmick where they chuck first-person video of its chefs during service. Someone straps a GoPro to their brow and records an hour or so of them, I don’t know, working the sauces station, or worrying at celeriac (I am yet to see anyone actually worrying at celeriacm, fyi). This is REALLY interesting for anyone who enjoys cooking and has a passing interest in the pro end of the talent spectrum – you will pick up some decent technical tips from this, and it’s pretty entertaining (if, again, you REALLY like cooking), but the main takeaway is that the reason everything tastes so nice in restaurants is the fact that it’s cooked in approximately a pack of butter per dish.
  • Gehry: Oh this is SO SO GOOD – a wonderful bit of scrollytelling (sorry) from Getty here, telling the story of the Gehry-designed Walt Disney Concert Hall in LA, from design to construction, accompanied by some wonderful music and access to all sorts of footage and archive material to tell the story. Gehry’s style is almost familiar now, so it’s nice to be reminded of quite how architecturally bold he was – this is such a glorious piece of multimedia storytelling and design (and I don’t care how old the term ‘multimedia’ makes me sound). BONUS SCROLLYTELLING: this piece about the James Webb telescope in the New York Times is also rather lovely and contains lots of gloriously-violet images of the cosmos.
  • BigRat: Yes, this is a single-page website. Yes, that page hosts only a single image. But WHAT an image. And what a big rat!

By Katrien de Blauwer

NEXT UP WHY NOT RELAX WITH THIS AUTUMNAL SELECTION OF FOLK-Y TYPE TUNES PICKED BY PAUL HILLERY! 

THE SECTION WHICH REALLY ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO CONOR MCGREGOR’S INEVITABLE SECOND-ACT POLITICAL CAREER, PT.2:  

  • The Fine Water Academy: A few years ago I featured a longread in Curios all about the very specific and rarefied world of the water sommellier and the luxe H20 market – now I am proud to present to you the world’s PREMIERE organisation for the accreditation and recognition of aquatic expertise! The Fine Water Academy is a VERY SERIOUS institution, consisting of two water experts who are willing to share their hard-won expertise on all things watery…for a price. “We have been asked many times in the past to share our knowledge and excitement about Fine Waters. We have both done this through all possible media channels, from tastings to seminars, speeches and training. We both have an extensive online presence and knowledge base as well as and a large audience. The Fine Water Academy LMS (Learning Management System) will now allow us to do this in a structured way and educate and certify the next generation of Water Sommeliers and train HORECA for a proper water service. Anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.” Leaving aside the…slightly sinister vibe given off by the last three words there, and the frankly-risible concept of a somehow-bespoke ‘learning management system’ for, er, what water tastes like, this all seems like good, clean fun – for just $120 you can take their ‘Fine Water 101’ class, while a Water Service Certification is just a shade under $500. Prices to get certified as a Fine Water Sommelier (what do they wear instead of the grapes, do you think? A small silver water molecule?) are on application only, but, frankly, WHAT PRICE THAT SORT OF EXPERTISE?!?!
  • The Social Justice Kittens Calendar 2024:I don’t know about you, but it doesn’t feel to me as though the festive season has really started until I see the first mention of the Social Justice Kittens calendar for the coming year – 2024’s selection of cats saying preposterous things is a classic bunch, and I am already looking forward to enjoying next December alongside a sad-eyed kitten bearing the legend: “I exist in the space beyond your expectations. My queerness threatens your hierarchies”.
  • Dear AI: A personal, small, modern bugbear of mine – the death of epistolary correspondence. I don’t mean physical letters – there is literally noone left alive under the age of 50 with hands strong enough to compose more than approximately three lines of cursive, based on my own personal (painful) experiences last time I was forced to write anything in longhand – but even just the habit of long, rambling, one-side-then-the-other email chats has sort of died down. Or maybe I’m just a really fcuking boring correspondent, I don’t know (but if you *do* know, please don’t tell me). Anyway, if you need to write someone a letter or ‘proper’ missive, one that requires you to use all the letters and none of the emoji and to write in full sentences, then why not…outsource that to AI! Obviously this is a useless service that is just a GPT addon and which won’t exist in a few months’ time, but I found quite a few things to be sad about and hate here which I want to share with you because, well, that’s what I do.  The idea that you can ‘add a personal touch’ by integrating the recipient’s social channels into the response is SUCH a risibly bad and clunky idea – you just know that you’ll end up with something like “I find you so inspiring, like that post you made on Instagram about flowers!” – but the real, proper ‘oh god this really is so bleak’ moment came when I looked down the page at their proposed ‘coming soon’ features and discovered the promise of ‘Fully Automated Correspondence’, described as “Our AI agent learns who and what is meaningful to you and preemptively writes and sends letters without you having to lift a finger. So you can focus on what’s important to you.” So, er, WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME, THEN?! Does anyone really *want* a future in which The Machine does all the heavy lifting of, you know, communicating with the other people in one’s life? Eh? Oh, ok, fine.
  • TIME’s Top 100 Photos of 2023: TIME Magazine’s annual roundup of the best photojournalism from the past twelve months – these selections are always rather wonderful (if quite dizzying), and the range and breadth of topics and subjects covered this year is no exception. There’s a predictable quantity of human suffering on display – you may have heard, there are some wars going on – but many of the best shots are smaller and quieter; grapefruits split from crates in an earthquake’s aftermath, people watching Pride in New York, bulldozers moving in to level a German town…being alive is, mostly, maddening and awful and confusing and a bit scary, and these images capture all of that.
  • X100: Do you feel that there’s something holding you back from achieving your personal fitness goals? Is that something…COUNTING???? Well FEAR NOT, as x100 is here to help – never again need your prsuit of MASSIVE GAINS be stymied by pesky contiguous numbers! X100 is an app which, er, counts your reps – set it up so your workout station is within your phone camera’s field of vision, tell it how many lifts or squats or prolapses (can you tell I don’t gym?) you want to achieve and then OFF YOU GO, focusing on your posture and your technique and on not tearing anything and letting The Machine take care of the tricky business of remembering what comes after ‘17’.
  • Code For Text: Yes, ok, that’s not technically what this is called, but it doesn’t seem to have a proper name and it’s quite hard to describe and…you don’t care, do you? You just want me to get on and tell you what the fcuk this is, and stop with the tedious stream of consciousness authorial schtick? OH OK FINE. This is a link to a code project which basically exists to let you run analysis on words – to quote the project, it’s “a set of tools and standards -to mess with text. like a crowbar, for words. pull a chunk out- and get something back from your text.” So this will let you easily sort the adjectives or verbs from a corpus, say, or isolate sentences of particular length, or all sorts of other clever things which would otherwise be tricky or time-consuming – and none of which, fine, I can think of any practical NEED for, but I really like the idea of being able to have a setting on a website which (for example) removes all the adjectives at a click, to give you the most pared-back explanatory experience, say (actually that’s not a wholly terrible idea for a particular sort of company). If you do anything that involves wordwrangling then you might find this curious and vaguely-inspiring.
  • Italian Poetry: Via Giuseppe, Italian Poetry is a lovely little project by a MYSTERIOUS PERSON WHO LIKES POEMS and which self-describes as “my answer to the question: “If I were an English speaker trying to get an idea of how Italian poetry sounds, what tool would I like to have?” Well, I would like first of all to hear the poems recited out loud. Then I’d like an easy way to go back and forth between English and Italian without opening a dictionary. Also useful: some context on the choice of vocabulary, and maybe a guide to the most salient technical aspects of the Italian language.” The site presents a selection of poems which you can listen to and read along with – the words are highlighted as they’re spoken, making this helpful not only for poetry enthusiasts but also for anyone learning Italian and wanting help with listening comprehension or pronunciation – and the site’s seemingly updated regularly with new verse; this really is rather lovely.
  • Eternal Sunset: This is a nice idea which almost feels like it could be bigger – the website’s basic premise is that whenever you log on it will display a livestream of a sunset happening somewhere in the world (at the time of writing I’m enjoying a slightly-underwhelming one over Taipei, albeit one with a very pleasant lounge jazz soundtrack), but I would quite like to see this jazzed up slightly and, I don’t know, used as a premise for a wall in a bar or a meeting room or something. In fact, what this reminds me of most is an exhibition I saw at MOMA in San Francisco in about 2011 which pulled images of sunsets from Flickr – GOD I AM OLD. Anyway, this is pleasing and who doesn’t like a sunset? NO FCUKER, etc! This came via perennially-interesting Nag, btw.
  • Choose Your Own Threadventure: One of the curious things of having been A Weirdo Who Spends Far More Time Than Is Healthy Online for more than a decade now is that I am now starting to see past internet trends coming round for the third or fourth time (and this is one of the many, many reasons why I don’t want to live until I’m 100+ – can you imagine how incredibly fcuking tedious it must be watching the same arguments and conversations and trends and themes come back over and over and over again? It’s…it’s almost like we’re moronic hairless apes who will never learn!) – I’ve recently seen a spate of pieces talking about the TREND for old influencers on TikTok, just like we did on Insta in about 2012, and moral panics over THE KIDS and social media, just like we’ve been doing…well, annually, since about 2006 tbh, and here we have someone doing a Choose Your Own Adventure game… on Threads! Just like what we used to do on Twitter in 2015! And on YouTube in 2009 (RIP annotations)! Anyway, this works in exactly the same way as they did on Twitter, and it’s a gentle 5 minute timewaster with nice little graphics to accompany it, and if you’re in the invidious position of having to be in charge of some awful company’s pointless Threads presence then here’s an idea you can lob at your paymasters in order to maybe leaven the dreadful tedium of your professional existence for a few seconds.
  • The Ship Handling and Research Training Centre: I don’t mean to laugh at this – I don’t, really – and this is obviously no particular shade on Poland as I imagine that actually this is a pretty standard way of training ship’s captains in-waiting about the basics of maritime safety and seafaring, and I appreciate that this may still be the best way of doing this sort of educative work…but, also, just take a moment to imagine what you THINK a nation’s centre for training its future naval captains might be…are you imagining? ARE YOU? Good. Now click the link, Now click around the site. Now…now try not to laugh as you understand the scale at which this is all operating at. Honestly, I have cried actual tears of laughter every time I’ve clicked on this.
  • Nights on Earth: This is SUCH a great website, and is definitely worth bookmarking if you’re the sort of person who likes craning their neck to look at the sky at night – Nights On Earth is a calendar website which, based on where it thinks you are, will give you a reasonable idea of what sorts of things you might expect to see in the firmament (presuming you’re living somewhere without light pollution, or clouds). If nothing else it’s worth looking at before you go on holiday – you’d be surprised (or maybe you wouldn’t, I don’t know you or indeed your level of familiarity with astrology, who ARE you?) at the frequency with which visible meteor showers happen in parts of the world that aren’t the UK (although apparently we might be able to see shooting stars in London on Tuesday, so shut my face).
  • Closer: With the holiday season coming up, those of you whose relatives aren’t all mostly dead will likely be spending it with family – if you’re after a game to play which might BRING YOU CLOSER and HELP YOU LEARN AND GROW then, well, you’re a very different sort of person to me and we probably wouldn’t really get on, but, also, you might like Closer, a card game which is designed to, er, bring its participants closer (DO YOU SEE?) via the medium of asking everyone playing to share personal stories based on prompts and themes suggested by the cards – players vote on which stories were ‘best’ to add a small element of competition to the whole affair, but as far as I can tell this is mainly about giving everyone an opportunity to share stories and REFLECT and stuff like that. I would imagine that the likely appeal of this will be split pretty much along national lines, with North Americans (and frankly most of the rest of the world) approaching this with healthy interest, and the English instead thinking ‘the only way I could possibly countenance playing this is if I were very drunk, and if that happened it would inevitably end in murder or divorce’, but see what you think.
  • Retro: YES I KNOW NOONE WANTS ANOTHER PHOTO SHARING APP…but, in its defence, I think Retro looks reasonably interesting. As far as I can tell, its particular gimmick is that it encourages you to upload photos into weekly albums which you can share with friends and family – it’s designed to be a known-network rather than a ‘strangers and the world’ platform, and there’s something rather nice about the idea of using it as a small, shared visual diary and a light-touch way of keeping in touch. Admittedly there’s little here that you couldn’t probably also achieve with a bunch of other existing apps but, well, I quite like the feel of this for reasons I can’t quite articulate.
  • Plotthread: You know the ‘Wall’ game from Only Connect? Or, for the arrivistes among you, the NYT’s daily ‘Connections’ game? Well it’s that, but for films – you have 16 films each day and you need to group them by common plot thread. Given my previously-chronicled lack of interest in cinema this is basically the quiz equivalent of quantum physics for me, but you may have more success.
  • DoodleRiddle: This is an interesting idea – the game here is to draw something, anything, which is then compared against what that day’s target object is. How much does The Machine think the thing you have drawn looks like the thing it wants you to draw, and can you use that information to get closer to drawing what it wants you too? Which, dear Christ, is a truly appalling attempt at explaining how the fcuk this works. Sorry. You’ll just have to click the link and play – it’s fun, promise, although it’s also totally fcuking impossible if you ask me.
  • The Roottrees Are Dead: Ooh, this is fun – and has a slight whiff of cult 90s police procedural videogame (and covert recruiting device for the LAPD) Police Quest for good measure. In The Roottrees Are Dead, you play as a detective investigating the demise of the titular family – your job is to examine the evidence, do some light sleuthing and piece together the pieces of the mystery to discover what happened. “The year is 1998. A private jet belonging to the Roottree Corporation has crashed. On it were The Roottree Sisters and their parents. Combined, they were worth over a billion dollars. Now, due to the eccentricities of their great, great grandfather, Elias their money must be redistributed to the rest of the family. But who’s actually a BLOOD RELATIVE? That’s where you come in. Armed only with the power of your mighty dial-up modem, you’ll scour for photos, books, articles, and other evidence. Then, you’ll make connections and deductions based on the family relationships you uncover. With every spot on the tree you fill in correctly the names and photos left in your possession will have fewer and fewer places to go, but the evidence will also be harder and more obscure to find.” This really is very good indeed, and suprisingly involved – I won’t say it’s hard, exactly, but I had to think more than I have had to do in most white collar desk jobs I’ve ever had.
  • A Bull In A China Shop: You are a bull, You have 20s to smash as much crockery as you can. BULL SMASH!
  • Dr Ludwig and the Devil: The winner of this year’s Interactive Fiction Contest (which I seem to have unaccountably missed, FFS Matt!) is this charming and very funny text adventure in which you play Dr Ludwig who has, possibly unwisely, summoned the devil. “Join esteemed mad scientist Dr Ludwig as he faces the greatest challenge of his nefarious career: making a deal with the Devil and coming out on top. Research demonology! Read legal documents! Face off against the world’s least effective torch and pitchfork-wielding mob! All this and more!” This is excellent, and the amount of attention to detail alongside the quality of the writing make it a real gem, even if you’re not a particular fan of IF and text adventures as a rule.
  • Dreamcore 95: Finally this week, an idle clicker game of genuinely exceptional quality – it has a soundtrack! It has actual, light gameplay elements! It has penguins and dolphins and palm trees, and a genuinely-soothing vaporwave aesthetic! It’s basically a bit like a bath bomb for your brain, except with the added benefit of not smelling like the inside of Lush!

By Boris Pelcer

OUR FINAL MIX OF THE WEEK IS BY THE STUPENDOUSLY-NAMED EDER DISCOTECA AND IS AN ODD-BUT-GOOD COLLECTION OF PSYCHEDELIA, BALEARIC, PSEUDO-DUB AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO ATTEMPT TO CATEGORISE!

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • ArcX1000: I don’t tend to feature meme or ‘aesthetic’ accounts on here, but I will make an exception for this, partly because I just like the vibe and partly because of this specific image which speaks to me in ways I can’t adequately explain to you.
  • PaperMeister Hackney: The Insta feed of a bloke in Hackney who has, apparently, the largest rolling paper collection known to man. Why? I HAVE NO FCUKING IDEA WHY NOT ASK HIM? Lots of photos of obscure international rolling paper brands interspersed with unremarkable photography of Being A Young Man In Hackney makes this feel weirdly like a fashion lookbook, and I rather like it.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • Logic Is Reality: My first year of undergraduate study were characterised largely by indolence and uncertainty – I did fcuk-all work, obviously, and I wasn’t entirely certain that I wanted to be at university anyway. My ambivalence was such that when I got to the end of the first year I decided that the fate of my entire degree rested on the result of my ‘Introduction to Formal Logic’ exam, a subject that I had…struggled with, and which I felt broadly embodied my struggle to really give a fcuk about what I was meant to be there to study. If I passed formal logic, I went on and did the second and third year of my degree; if I failed, I quit and moved to London to live with my Dad and seek my fortune (my dad, his wife and their family had not been informed of this decision, but obvs they would be thrilled). Results came out and it transpired that I had achieved the miserable, pathetic, lowest-possible pass of 40%, condemning me to two more years of rain-drenched academic mediocrity and depriving London of my presence for a while longer (London, it turns out, could not have given less of a sh1t either way). Which is by way of long, unasked for and entirely-uninteresting preamble to this excellent article which neatly sets out why logic is THE FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCKS OF EVERYTHING and which I really do recommend to anyone who’s not already familiar with the field. Despite the fact that this is an area of thinking which is, if I’m honest, far too close in nature to maths for me to ever feel comfortable with it, and despite my p1ss-poor exam performance, I’ve found what little logic I have retained immensely useful in life – if nothing else, in an age in which so much of what we experience is dgitally mediated it feels sort-of important to get a vague handle on the rules that underpin every single aspect of ‘digital life’ and without which you wouldn’t be reading these words right now.
  • The OpenAI Thing: In a year which has already been a bit of a nightmare from the point of view of ‘attempting to keep up with tech news’, last weekend was very much a new nadir – not least because it suggested that as a culture we have learned the sum total of fcuk all lessons from the past couple of decades of ‘treating people who have earned a lot of money in tech as though they are visionary gods who have the secrets of the universe at their fingertips and following their every move and utterance with the same degree of rapt revenance as was once reserved for the scrying of entrails’. I personally am singularly uninterested in the boardroom power struggles at the top of OpenAI, but if you really want a one-stop-overview of EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS and WHAT IT ALL MEANS (at least up to about 22 November) then you could do worse than read this very readable summary by Paris Marx which cocks a reasonable snook at the whole thing, while neatly explaining why this is probably very good news for Microsoft and anyone who’s bullish on AI.
  • The Billionaire Problem: On the one hand, an article whose central premises are ‘hang on, maybe it’s not strictly necessary for any single individual to amass a quantity of wealth so vast it could never be spent’ and ‘hm, maybe being that rich does not-generally-wonderful things to people in terms of empathy’ probably doesn’y really need to be written in the here and now (although on reflection the fact that despite…well, despite EVERYTHING there are still people caping for the plutocrat class perhaps suggests that the message could do with reinforcing; on the other, this is a readable (if occasionally a *touch* precious in tone) overview of all the reasons why being a billionaire is BAD, written by Geoff Mulgan who has known a few and therefore HAS OPINIONS.
  • The TikTok Osama Thing: Did TikTok send Osama Bin Laden’s 2002 ‘Letter To America’ viral among teens? No, not really, but that didn’t stop that angle being reported all over the place for about 48h, thereby neatly Streisand-ing the issue into the popular consciousness and ensuring that Bin Laden was current again for the first time since he got shot a few years back. This link is to Ryan at Garbage Day who devoted a whole edition to investigating how ‘viral’ the whole thing ever got on TikTok – the main point of this, to my mind at least, is less the general ‘the media makes a thing on TikTok seem far bigger than it is in pursuit of a story’ and more the deeper ‘it is literally impossible to have any idea any more what anyone is watching or listening to, or where they are getting their news, or what they are being told is true, or by whom, or why, and frankly that feels quite unsettling in a way that feels weirdly new’.
  • Del Harvey Speaks: Del Harvey was Head of Trust and Safety at Twitter up until a few years ago – this is her first interview since she left the post, and it’s a great read for anyone interested in the difficult, important and far-from-decided questions around platform moderation and ‘free speech’ and the boring, technical, practical ways in which you try and manage the behaviour of millions of people in a way that balances rights and responsibilities…I found this fascinating, and it made me really really wish that I had worked with or for the interviewee (or, frankly, just anyone that smart).
  • The Cameras Are Too Good: On the very modern, very first world problem of smartphone cameras now basically being TOO GOOD, and the fact that they basically now give every single one of us the same kick in the metaphorical self-esteem gonads experienced by famouses when they saw themselves in HD for the first time. Interesting partly because it’s relatable – we all love relatable content, right kids?! – and partly because it feels like this is a new but emergent category of ‘problem’ where the increased speed or fidelity or frictionlessness of products or services throws up unexpected wrinkles in the user experience.
  • The Machine Killer: Or, “How AI Coming To Search Is Going To Fcuk Journalism”, specifically games journalism per this article, but, frankly, lots of other bits of it as well. This is a really good piece, mainly because it takes the time to talk through the logical steps of what ‘LLM-enabled search results’ means for the publishing industry as it’s currently set up and why it’s bad – and why that means a necessary move towards subscription models, a trend which I think we can all agree is firmly in-train thanks to 404 Media, Second Wind and the rest.
  • The Haunting of Modern China: A beautiful bit of writing about the changing way in which urban and rural populations in China deal with the concept of ghosts and the supernatural, and how an increasingly-technological and sanitised and isolated style of urban life is leading to a rise in superstitious beliefs and interest in the paranormal amongst city dwellers; there’s something ghostly about the piece itself, in places.
  • The Year in TikTok Drama: I’m including this mainly as a) who doesn’t love a little bit of gossip? This is literally like finding a copy of ‘Closer’ or ‘Chat’ on the train and reading it – you don’t know who anyone is, fine, or why they have all chosen to buy the same face from the plastic surgeon, but for the 15 minutes you’re reading you are WHOLLY INVESTED in whether or not Kayrin is going to give Andrey another chance; and b) because it was a nice reminder that however weird and pointless and exhausting and dispiriting your job may be, at least you’re not the person who has to spend their days and nights keeping up with the TikTok Industrial Beef Complex for a living, because DEAR GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE?
  • TikTok P1ssers: Callum Booth doing god’s work here, digging into the apparent (thankfully niche) trend that has seen men filming themselves on TikTok p1ssing absolutely EVERYWHERE. It’s fair to say that there are no great revelations here, but, well, it’s sort of compellingly-dreadful.
  • The Sound Of Your Voice: I think I first heard of the trend for using WhatsApp voicenotes as a means of communication in about 2014, in a piece about how it was taking off in Brazil – I recall thinking at the time that that sounded VILE, and nothing about the current state of the world, in which people think it absolutely fine to just leave you a three minute voicemail like it’s the most natural thing in the world and you don’t have better things to do with your life, has changed my mind. Except, well, there are some people who it’s obviously really nice to receive voice notes from, and certain tones and nuances of conversation that simply don’t get conveyed in text, and sometimes hearing someone’s voice is just *better*…this is a gorgeous article by Erica Berry about a friendship that exists solely as voicenotes, about how “In that contained space, floating in the digital world, I’m more able to be myself. It’s something about not being physically seen. Like asking someone to turn their head in the other direction when we sing.”
  • Click Pray Chat: Another piece from Dirt now (currently publishing some superb writing about digital/culture), this is a paean to Chatroulette and the beautiful, temporary, evanescent moments of connection forged between the bored, the drunk, the horny and the terminally-online in the pale blue glow of a 3am laptop screen.
  • The Strangest Gift Ideas of 2023: Leaving aside my personal sense of horror at a world in which we can simultaneously talk nervously and anxiously about our constant and repeated failure to hit climate change targets AND spend several months of the year encouraging the creation and eventual disposal of several million tonnes of plastic tat, there is always something pleasing about a good old list of ‘weird sht available to buy from obscure corners of the internet’, and this is no exception. Whilst obviously I am a joyless husk of a man who hates Christmas and basically just wants to hibernate until March, I can’t help but feel a small frisson of joy at the fact that it is apparently possible to buy ‘Heroin Smell’ online and apply it to someone’s suitcase to ensure that they have a VERY UNPLEASANT TIME at the next major airport they visit, or a small scale model of the naked torso of Jason Statham (with or without tattoos). This is both a GREAT list and a source of content for every single groupchat you’re in between now and Christmas Eve.
  • Can’t You Take A Joke: Jonathan Coe reviews A History of British Comedy by David Stubbs in the LRB, and in so doing takes the reader on a whistlestop tour of the postwar entertainment landscape in the UK, through the postwar vaudevillians to Ealing, to the Goons and Python and the alternative scene of the 80s and beyond –  this in particular made me fall into a short reverie to imagine what the current equivalent would be…it would be Gervais, wouldn’t it? “By the early 1980s, however, voting Conservative had become a more strident ideological statement than it had been during the previous decades. The Young Conservatives’ conference during the 1983 general election campaign offered the unappealing spectacle of Kenny Everett, wearing a pair of gigantic foam-rubber gloves, bounding on stage and shouting ‘Let’s bomb Russia!’ and ‘Let’s kick Michael Foot’s stick away!’” This is a bit parochially English, so apologies to all the people from other countries who will read this and, not unreasonably, wonder who the fcuk Eric Morecombe is and why they should care.
  • Bravocon: By way of redress and counterbalance, I don’t think there is ANYTHING more North American in this week’s Curios than this profile of Bravocon, a multi-day event in Vegas which exists to celebrate (and further monetise) the network of shows run by the Bravo TV Network which boasts the ‘Real Housewives Of…’shows and which seemingly exists as a sort of mad chardonnay-and-tweakments WWE of domestic kayfabe and inexplicable arguments and premium mediocre product endorsements. I confess to understanding about 7% of what is happening or who any of the people mentioned in this piece are, but it does feel rather zeitgeisty in terms of the whole ‘product and artist and audience and content, and the weird and increasingly symbiotic relationship between each of those elements in the world of parasocial fandom’.
  • The 56 Best/Worst Analogies Written by High School Students: Yes, yes, I know – you’re rolling your eyes at the prospect of a cutesy ‘kids say the funniest things!’ lineup, I can tell, but DO NOT BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE. These are BRILLIANT, and you will want to work at least one of these into a conversation before the end of the year.
  • Williamstown, Summer 2003: This is short – more a fragment or vignette than a fully-fledged story – but it is BEAUTIFUL. “We had famous on credit: Chris’s dad was on the TV show Chips, Katherine’s dad was on Law & Order, my dad was dead, six years, famously dead—rapt audience every time I told it.”
  • Patricia Lockwood Meets The Pope: It’s Lockwood, it’s superb, what do I need to say? So many wonderful lines, such wonderful STYLE, and, annoyingly, a pretty much perfect ratio of gags-to-profundity. Also, the closing line will change the way you think of the Pope’s face forever (or at least it will if you’re me).
  • The Hofmann Wobble: Our last longread of the week is possibly the best thing I’ve read all year – novel, article, whatever, this is just superb. I don’t think I have ever read anything by Ben Lerner that isn’t exceptional, and this is another practically-perfect piece of writing from someone who seems to never miss; I mean, look at this third sentence, the ‘wrongly’ just casually fcuking with you: “I remember, wrongly, that I was listening to a book on tape, a work by a prominent linguist, as I moved through the alien landscape, jagged formations of red rock towering against a cloudless sky.” This is about writing and information and truth and ‘truth’ and ideas and thinking and how language and words work, and contains the single best use of GPT-generated copy (or is it GPT-generated) I have yet seen. This is astonishingly, perfectly good, please read it.

By Lui Ferreyra

AND NOW, MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS!:

Webcurios 17/11/23

Reading Time: 36 minutes

Hello everyone! Hello! Normal service is once again resumed after last week’s minor, prose-free aberration – thanks for your patience and for the fact that the vast majority of you managed to resist the temptation to email me with a pithy ‘it was better without the words, you cnut’ message.

Anyway, I am once again in something of a rush due to the fact that I owe my girlfriend several hours of domestic labour and need to get my marigolds ready – while I accumulate cleaning products and worry about their effect on my delicate hands, why don’t YOU sit tight with this week’s selection of top-quality webspaff and click and read and smile and laugh and cry and wonder and hope, and generally enjoy the whole gamut of human emotion that I am slowly trying to eliminate from my life via the medium of persistent substance abuse?

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you might well end up being Foreign Secretary of the UK if you hang around long enough (and if you went to Eton. And Oxford).

By Carla Sutera Sardo

WE BEGIN THIS WEEK WITH TWO HOURS OF BRILLIANTLY-CHOSEN TUNES RUNNING THE GAMUT FROM ‘DEEP BASS’ TO D’N’B THROUGH A BUNCH OF GENRES WHICH I COULDN’T PUT A NAME TO IF I TRIED, MIXED BY FLOATING POINTS!

THE SECTION WHICH WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT, NO, NOT ALL PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 25 BELIEVE THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD LAD THANKS TO TIKTOK FFS, PT.1:  

  • The Wrong: We begin this week with one of those links where quite honestly I could just leave this here and go back to bed and feel that, broadly-speaking, I had  probably provided enough internet to be getting on with for the next seven days (but I am NOT doing that because of my now-legendary stakhanovtite dedication and the increasingly-worrying extent to which my self-worth is bound up in ‘spaffing out one of these every week’) – The Wrong Biennale is…well, it’s basically a digital arts festival that exists solely online, and contains a dizzying range of works by a host of artists (most of whom I confess to not having heard of before), and which has apparently been going for almost as long as Curios has, and now I am embarrassed that this has totally passed me by for a decade. OH WELL. “The Wrong Biennale is an independent, multicultural, decentralised and collaborative international art biennial founded in 2o13 by David Quiles Guilló, and organised by The Wrong Studio. The Wrong has grown to become a massive international community and a global reference in the art scene, bringing together curators, artists and institutions, online and offline, every two years, garnering praise from worldwide press, art community and public, and rendering institutional recognition and awards like SOIS Cultura 2o19 and the honorific mention by European Commission S+T+ARTS 2o2o prize. A melting pot for the established, the emerging and the underrepresented, to explore creativity and digital culture in a positive and constructive way, The Wrong showcases a wide range of cultures, styles, and mediums to a global audience, fostering a more inclusive and diverse digital art scene, and encouraging artistic growth and experimentation.” It’s not the *nicest* site to navigate, and if I’m being pernickety I might have preferred all the exhibits to exist on a single URL rather than throwing you around the web, but I suggest you just scroll down the homepage, pick a name that sounds interesting, click and just see where it takes you. There’s a LOT of odd stuff in here just waiting for you to stumble across it, from glitched-out vaporwave stuff to entire exhibits that exist solely on TOR – this really is a fascinating snapshot of The State of (Some) Digital Art in 2023.
  • NASA +:. This is basically ‘NASA TV’ – an online hub for all the space agency’s videos and livestreams, and a lovely place to hang out online when you want to once again use the infinite majesty of the cosmos as a distraction from the somewhat-more-pedestrian concerns of the quotidian. There is some amazing footage on here, as you’d expect, but also a lot of interesting-looking documentaries and general science-y/space-y stuff (can you tell that my engagement with the sciences stopped approximately 28 years ago? You can, can’t you?) for you or the aspirant astronaut in your life to get involved with.
  • Eyes On Russia: It’s a truth universally acknowledged that we’re basically incapable of focusing on more than one major international conflict at a time, and that as a result the eyes of the world have wandered away from the ongoing war in Ukraine in favour of focusing on what’s happening in the Middle East (and while totally ignoring stuff that’s happening in all sorts of other places, as per) – but as the conflict rumbles towards its third year it shows little sign of slowing, and there’s no indication that Russian retreat is imminent. Eyes On Russia is an interesting site that pulls together verified information about What Is Going On on the ground from a variety of OSINT sources – it’s a project that’s been going for about a year, and “draws on the database of videos, photos, satellite imagery or other media related to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine that CIR’s Eyes on Russia project has been collecting and verifying since January 2022. CIR has verified the authenticity and location of all information contained in the database.” You can read a whole ‘how to use this site’ breakdown on the ‘About’ page,but effectively you can go back through the past 12 months of the war to see what happened where, alongside documentary evidence (for which, obvs, caveat emptor) and it’s both a miserable account of a lot of things being blown up and a superb example of what it’s possible to do with crowdsourced information when you have proper verification and factcheckers and noone’s making stuff up in the vague hope that Uncle Elon’s Virality Colosseum will chuck them a tenner.
  • Draw My UI: Via Andy, this is effectively magic. You know how when you’re mocking up a webpage or app or something and you draw wireframes that are basically simple outlines of where all the on-page bits and pieces will sit? Can you imagine how great it would be if you could just do one of those sketches and then just press a button and HEY PRESTO some sort of code genie would just sort of magic it into functional existence (and when I say ‘great’, I obviously mean ‘really really bad for a whole bunch of people who make a living from getting you from wireframe to website’)? WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! The first link takes you to a Tweet which shows a video of the tech in practice – if you want to try it yourself you can do so here, though you’ll need an OpenAI key which is only available to Pro subscribers. I’m yet to give this a try because it only showed up overnight and I refuse to get up earlier than 6am to write this fcuking thing thankyou very much, but it really does look quite remarkable, and while I obviously do feel for all the people who look at this and feel the cold, bony hand of the career change reaper on their shoulder it also feels like this sort of tech could usher in quite a fun new era of lightweight, easily-accessible digital creativity. Now, if only we could do something about UBI so we can all spend the rest of our days playing with these fun toys rather than worrying about how we’re going to pay the mortgage, that would be lovely.
  • Cobell Energy: Given that TikTok is basically just TV (TV with a ridiculously low barrier to entry, fine, but TV nonetheless) it seems surprising to me (a know-nothing bozo who has literally never attempted to launch an entertainment product and who really doesn’t know what he is talking about) that noone’s yet tried to do a BIG SCALE commission of scripted entertainment on the platform (although possibly everyone remembers the dreck that was commissioned by Snapchat during its brief, abortive, ‘we can be BBC3!’ phase) – still, that’s what we seemingly have hear in the shape of Cobell Energy, an episodic sitcom-ish show which is currently only two shows in and which I don’t really feel capable of judging because a) see my ‘two episodes’ caveat; and b) I simply don’t have the patience for or interest in this sort of thing (sorry, sorry, sorry). BUT! There are a few more details about the business model here should you want to read them, and if you fancy giving a VERY MILLENNIAL North American scripted comedy series about someone starting a new job as the social media person at an oil company then, well HERE YOU ARE! It feels very much like whoever’s scripting and shooting this has watched every single episode of The (US) Office multiple times, which may or may not make you tumescent with comedic anticipation.
  • Nosy: You know how there are some aspects of certain more non-traditional lifestyles that give you pause? Like, I don’t know, how one of the (many, frankly near-infinite) problems I have with the concept of polyamory and open relationships is the sheer quantity of *other people’s intensely banal  sh1t’ you will have to deal with when you’ve got multiple partners with whom you are developing AN INTENSELY SPIRITUAL INTIMATE CONNECTION THAT TRANSCENDS MERE SEX? Well Nosy is very much in that camp of apps, which seems designed to not so much make your life better and easier so much as to detonate a selection of social grenades in the middle of it. Can you imagine how much more ‘intertesting’ your social life would be if, rather than everyone having their own, private messaging conversations on their own, private devices, instead all your mates had a shared ‘anonymous’ messaging feed in which every now and again some random chats between two or more of you would be presented for all to see, but with the names redacted, so you can all have a fun time guessing exactly who it was who messaged someone at 23:11 with an eyeroll and “I am never watching another one of their stories ever again, they make me want to disembowel myself with a spoon”? CAN YOU? Honestly, unless I am massively misunderstanding how this is meant to work I think this might be the most ‘chaotic’ (sorry) app I have seen in YEARS, which itself is some sort of minor achievement I think – there’s even an additional option to make your chats available to THE WHOLE WORLD, which is giving me the howling, sweaty fantods just thinking about it.
  • Triniti: While LLMs have for the moment plateaued slightly – the news that Google’s new model is delayed til 2024 isn’t a huge surprise – music and video AI are improving at a rapid clip at the moment, and this is something of a leap forward for the tech. Triniti is developed by the same people who created Grimes’ vocal model (“GROIMES, NO WUN WUNTS TO RIMMIX YOR VAUCALS”) and who have now launched what looks like a genuinely ambitious new suite of products for artists and enthusiasts alike to work with. There’s a bunch of stuff in here about creating models of your voice and licensing them for others to work with, along with tools to help artists manage rights and collaborations and that sort of thing, but the real draw for dilettantes like me (lol, even ‘dilettante’ is a generous description of my musical non-talent) is the pair of toys you can play with – one is a text-to-audio model which sounds to my inexpert ears like the best one yet, and which was able to deliver a better attempt at d’n’b than any of the previous ones I’ve tried (and there’s an ‘explore’ section which lets you listen to all the other things people have been making, which is quite fun), while the other lets you sing to it and then get whatever vocal aberration you’ve fed in sung in the style of Grimes’ AI bot, or any others that you’ve trained, for effectively no-effort vocal style transfer. WHICH IS AMAZING, honestly – it’s a bit creepy and weird and horrid too, but SO MAGICAL! Honestly, this feels like we’re on the cusp of quite a seismic change when it comes to the audio side of this stuff – see also this new toy from Riffusion, which does the whole ‘sing us 12s of melody and we will turn it into an ACTUAL SONG’ thing, and the Deepmind/YouTube announcement which is bringing AI music creation tools to a bunch of ‘creators’ so they can use them to soundtrack their shorts. Oh, and while we’re doing ‘new and shiny AI tech’, here’s some Meta news about their own text-to-video model and a forthcoming ‘edit images and videos with natural language commands and AI’ tool – while neither of these are public-facing yet, they’re both a neat reminder of the fact that this stuff is being added to everything WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. There’s an interesting question about the extent to which anyone actually *wants* this stuff, but, well, who cares? IT’S-A-COMING!
  • Sustainable Horizons: Would you like to experience a cutting edge experiment in storytelling born of a collaboration between Dow Jones and ‘AI’? No, of course you wouldn’t, noone in their right mind would ever look at that ungodly concatenation of words and think ‘YES THAT IS WHAT I MUST HAVE I NEED IT I WANT IT GIVE IT TO ME’ – and yet that is what a bunch of people have evidently spent a lot of time and money building, and so in tribute to their efforts let’s all click the link and ENJOY! What does ‘revolutionary storytelling’ look like? Well, er, it looks like a voice over, and a video that looks a bit like the sort of thing that people were doing with Kinect a decade ago, and some generic waffle about how ‘ the world is changing REALLY FAST’ and ‘HARNESSING THE AWESOME POWER OF AI’. They used PROMPTS, you know! This is a classic example of ‘something that the CEO will think looks cool but which does and says literally nothing at all’, so well done, as ever, the people who got paid for selling this in because it is a GREAT bit of grifting – even better, there’s a button in the bottom right that you can click to be taken to ‘The Lobby’, which is…A PSEUDO-METAVERSE SPACE! All the points for this one, it really is a DOOZY.
  • Netwert: Can you imagine doing something consistently for 25 years? No, of course you can’t, that sort of dedication and commitment is surely anathema to people like you and I, attention spans fractured by years of webspaff and distracted clicking. David Wertheimer, though, is BETTER than us – Netwert is his website which has been maintaining since 1998 and which recently celebrated its 25th birthday and which contains David’s archive of blogposts going back all the way to the very beginning and I honestly believe that there’s almost no sort of diary that isn’t in its own way fascinating and important, and this is no different. As you might expect from someone who’s been blogging for two and a hald decade’s, David’s interests tend towards the technical and geeky, but regardless of the degree to which you give a fcuk about, I don’t know, David’s job changes, or his thoughts on Photobucket’s software updates, it’s 100% worth just clicking around and seeing where you end up – I found myself reading a post from a decade ago celebrating his tenth wedding anniversary and while I am admittedly a sucker for this sort of sanctioned voyeurism I would also say that there are few things more wonderful and sort-of-amazing than going and rummaging around inside someone else’s head and past like this.
  • The Taylor Wessing Prize 2023: The National Portrait Gallery’s annual prize for photographic portraiture rolls around again – this year’s selections include a gorgeous picture of Ncuti Gatwa (possibly the most photogenic person in the world, I think) and an amazing/slightly-disturbing shot of some teen girls doing the TikTok thing, but you will, as ever, choose your own favourites.
  • From One Bank To Another: Was it…2014 that Honda did their then-revolutionary digital ad where you held down ‘R’ to SEAMLESSLY shift perspective in a streaming video (you know the one I mean, don’t you? YES YOU DO)? However long it was, I remain slightly surprised that that riff hasn’t been explored a bit more fully – it’s still a fun idea, and I bet everyone other than tedious advermarketingpr weirdos like me has totally forgotten it meaning you can pretend it’s ORIGINAL THINKING. Anyway, this video is, er, basically that idea – so perhaps this ISN’T a good time to rip it off after all – except this time you get to shift from the left bank to the right bank of the river, using your arrow keys, which shift perspective in this, er, promo for a winery. Look, this is VERY SLICK but I do rather feel that ‘the wine is lovely and isn’t the river picturesque’ is perhaps a bit of a low-stakes waste for what I still think is a pretty fun tech-gimmick.
  • Common Errors in English Usage: Would you like access to a genuinely-exhaustive list of all the different stupid errors that people are wont to make when speaking and writing in the English language? OF COURSE YOU WOULD! This is the personal website of Professor Paul Brians at Washington University, and I once again could quite happily knock off here and just spend the rest of the morning reading about, say, the fact that using the phrase ‘time period’ is in fact a redundancy. You want to make yourself hate everyone in your life (and, especially, on social media)? Memorise all of these and it seems reasonably likely that that will indeed come to pass.
  • AISplash: An AI-only stock photo site, with all images free to download and use freely – not ENTIRELY sure why this exists, other than perhaps to show off the prompting skills of the people who wrangled the AI in the first place but if you’re in the market for a wide range of pictures that all bear that uncanny ‘made by machine’ sheen, categorised by content and style and type, then, well, FILL YOUR BOOTS. Have to say, there were quite a few on here that looked…nearly-real, maybe?
  • Bikini Bottom News: As yet more news emerges this week that people in the US are getting even more of their news from TikTok, and in a week in which Osama went posthumously TikTok viral, it feels important to point out that there are SOME quality providers of facts and information on the platform, that not everything is part of the horrid morass of liars, grifters and, frankly, double-figure-IQ-morons SPEEKING THARE BRANES down the camera – welcome to BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS, a channel which delivers largely-small-scale stories about US celebrities, but via a news anchor who is also a poorly-animated fish wearing a tie. I like this, but, equally, feel that every single person under the age of 40 should have a crash course in The History of News, and, very specifically, The News Bunny.

By Maisie Cowell (via)

FOR REASONS I CAN’T ADEQUATELY EXPLAIN I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALBUM ALL WEEK AND I CAN HAPPILY REPORT THAT IT IS STILL GOOD, SO WHY NOT LET’S ENJOY ‘ONE COLOUR JUST REFLECTS ANOTHER’ BY ACHINGLY-PRETENTIOUS 90s WORLD MUSIC BEAT PIONEERS UP, BUSTLE AND OUT (WHO ARE BETTER THAN THIS FRANKLY AWFUL DESCRIPTION HAS JUST MADE THEM SOUND I PROMISE YOU!)!

THE SECTION WHICH WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT, NO, NOT ALL PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 25 BELIEVE THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD LAD THANKS TO TIKTOK FFS, PT.2:            

  • Message In A Bottle: Would you like to issue a desperate ‘come and get me!’ plea to the little green men out there in the vastness of the cosmos? DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WILL CARE? Regardless, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US has the theoretical opportunity to send a small record of our existence our into the inky black infinity that is SPACE thanks to this initiative by the NASA – you have until December this year to join the apparently 700,000 people worldwide who have already put their names on the list to have their identity engraved in TINY TINY TINY LETTERS onto a piece of metal that will be fired into space next year as part of the forthcoming Europa Clipper mission in 2024. Sadly there don’t appear to be opportunities to add any additional messages to any eventual readers, but you may still have time to change your name by deedpoll to, I don’t know, ‘save me from this dying planet before it’s too late’ which might be a suitable workaround.
  • What Is My Cookie Cutter?: I was until this week unaware that there was such a proliferation of differently-shaped biscuit-cutting stencil shape things – BUT FCUK ME THERE REALLY ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT ONES. As with everything else in life, there is a subReddit dedicated to the very specific question of ‘what the everliving fcuk is this shape meant to represent’, although (disappointingly to my mind) there is limited follow-up discussion on ‘yes, but WHY though?’.
  • RoastPlug: This is, fine, a BIT rubbish, but I like the fact that it exists – using what I presume is an opensource multimodal model, this website invites you to upload a photo of yourself so that it can make fun of your hideous countenance. The humour isn’t exactly what I would call ‘sophisticated’ (I am of course the best person in the world to arbitrate what is and isn’t ‘sophisticated’, as those of you who’ve spent a decade or more wincing every time I type the word ‘teledildonics’ can attest), but I confess to letting out a small, shamed laugh when it told me that I was obviously someone who had mistaken superglue for hair gel. Again, you won’t be able to do this sort of thing with any of the big models due to tedious safety concerns, but it’s an example of the sort of fun/weird things that you will be able to make (for better or worse) with all the open source stuff.
  • Scrolly Animation Styles: Would you like a webpage that demonstrates a whole host of different ways in which webpages can animate on scroll? IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY! This is really nice – hover over each example to see it in action, and there’s even links to download code examples should you want to try implementing any of them yourself.
  • Oculi Mundi: MAPS! LOVELY OLD MAPS! “Oculi Mundi is a digital heritage destination: the home of The Sunderland Collection of world maps, celestial maps, atlases, globes and books of knowledge. The Collection was built out of a personal passion for travel, history, and the imagination. We seek to make it as accessible as possible — for study or for pure joy. Oculi Mundi takes a fresh, innovative approach to presenting antique material online…Explore mode presents beautiful images in a cluster, where you can browse and filter. You can peek inside the atlases and books to see internal maps and plates; you can view items at scale, and you can zoom in at super high resolution. An overview of each object is provided in text. In Research mode, the Collection’s objects are displayed in a more traditional way — but the functions are the same. You can filter or browse, view internal pages, and see items to scale. In this mode, full catalogue information is provided about each object.” This is really very nicely-presented – perhaps a *touch* fiddly in terms of UX/UI, if I’m being a pr1ck, but in general this looks gorgeous and is a pleasure to explore. Also, who doesn’t love old maps? NO FCUKER, etc!
  • AI Voiceovers: More fun with multimodal – this is a proof-of-concept demo that shows how you can get AI to effectively create a(n admittedly not very good) voice over for whatever video you feed it – the machine effectively ‘watches’ the film you feed it and produces a v/o based on what it thinks is in it. Which, obviously, is only of use if you want a voice over which describes what is happening in the images which is…possibly unlikely, but it’s really not hard to see how this is going to be used at scale for product tutorials, sports highlights and the like in relatively-short-order.
  • Mouchette: Via Kris, the website of Mouchette – ‘little fly’ in French – a digital artist who is almost certainly not a 13 year old girl, despite what the homepage here says. This is, I think, part of the body of work of Martine Neddam,  “an artist who uses language as raw material. Since she began as an artist, her favourite subjects always were “speech acts”, modes of address, words in the public space. Since 1988 she exposed text objects (banners, plaques, shadows on the wall) in museums and galleries. She also realized many large public commissions in several european countries: Netherlands, France, Great Britain Since 1996 she created on internet virtual characters who lead an autonomous artistic existence in which the real author is never disclosed.” – this is weird and baffling and labyrinthine, and if you are interested in following the threads there is a whole afternoon’s worth of reading and exploring to be found here.
  • Omeleto: This site bills itself as home to ‘the world’s best short films’, which, honestly, strikes me as unlikely, but I was intrigued by the tactics on display here – each short is between about 8-12m long, and they are all, as far as I can tell, decent-quality and well-produced, and each is accompanied by a VERY SPECIFIC description of what you will get if you watch it – “A man who stutters is forced to drive a voice-activated car”, for example, or “A traumatized man tries to convince his girlfriend to keep their unborn baby” – and the description box for each video feels very much like an AI-generated summary of the script…I am fascinated by this. Is it just a reaction to the fact that a whole generation of people seemingly really, really dislike surprises in their fiction and want to know exactly what they are getting before they consume it? Are all these videos by the same production company? Are the plots AI-generated? Am I just assuming AI here when it’s just a standard, human-issue bit of growth-hacking? No clue whatsoever, can any of you tell me?
  • Lightning: Apologies for the second ‘I…I don’t really know what this is’ link in a row but, well, I don’t really know what this is (and I was hoping one of you might be able to help me understand). Lightning is…a self-help movement? A cult? Some sort of awful cryptononsense? POSSIBLY ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! All I can tell you is that there is a webpage, and the promise of ENLIGHTENMENT, and a lot of very weird and oddly-shonky-looking images in which, for reasons that escape me, Vermeer’s ‘Girl With A Pearl Earring’ appears to be sitting at a laptop in a nondescript coworking space. There is an ‘About’ page, but, well, listen to this: “Lightning is dedicated to harmonizing the timeless wisdom of ancient philosophy with the transformative power of modern technology to cultivate vibrant communities, nurture personal and collective growth, and ignite the flames of inspiration. We believe that by seamlessly integrating the profound teachings of the past with the cutting-edge tools of the present, we can create a dynamic environment where individuals and groups can thrive. Lightning is to be a catalyst for connection, growth, and enlightenment, offering innovative solutions that bring people together, empower them to reach their full potential, and infuse their lives with purpose and inspiration.” LOL! Oh, no, hang on – here we go: “Lightning is a digital-first learning community; an immersive Encyclopedia that competes with Penguin, Wikipedia, and Kindle; a curator of sages, living, dead, and AI-resurrected; and, above all, an actual treasure hunt, threading tech and IRL, allowing you to choose your own learning adventure over the course of decades. In 10 years, anyone who reads the Great Books will be reading them on Lightning. Anyone who wants to chat with Socrates, Hammurabi, Keynes, Anselm, Virginia Woolf, Thucydides, Walter Benjamin, Marie Curie, Rabia, Rumi, Spinoza, or Suzuki, will be doing it on Lightning. Anyone who wants to travel the world, guided by the great texts and ideas of their destination will do so with Lightning in their pocket. The PhDs and would be PhDs who cannot make tenure or no longer want to because Humanities Departments are done for will work for Lightning—as spiritual Uber drivers, Charons taking you just beyond the bend of the familiar.” HM. I am going to suggest that in ten years time this is VANISHINGLY-UNLIKELY, but if any of you want to hand over your hard-earned (although I don’t know why but I imagine that the market for this sort of guff tends to be ‘inherited’ rather than ‘earned’ wealth) cash then please do let me know how you get on (if you can bring yourselves to descend from your intellectual eyrie).
  • 7 Frames of Film: Thanks to reader Darren, who sent me this project with the following self-deprecating writeup: “just a little time-waster that shows my love for those parts of movies that most people don’t pay much attention to. It’s NOT cutting-edge technology, it’s NOT important, it’s NOT even that well-designed (as a former graphic designer I see the flaws), but it IS just a little fun.” DO NOT BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS READER DARREN! The game here is, in Darren’s words, “The rules are simple: every day a new puzzle is posted, and each new puzzle involves a new film. You’ll be presented with seven frames from the film, one at a time, starting with something extremely obscure and leading, eventually, to something that most people would recognize. Your goal is to correctly name the film as early as possible, earning as many points as you can. The number of points for that frame are shown at the bottom, so it’s easy to keep track”. Now I am so much of a film refusenik that this is basically impossible for me to play, but presuming that you don’t have my inexplicable-and-frankly-borderline-pathological aversion to watching films then you might find this a lot of fun.
  • Chaptr: I am slightly surprised that none of the platforms have really leaned in to the whole ‘death’ thing – although perhaps that’s a factor of their own relative youth, and possibly the relative youth of many of the people that staff them. Still, it seems an odd oversight that Meta et al are continuing to cede territory to entrepreneurs attempting to solve the problem of ‘how do we deal with death in the post-digital/social era’ – which is exactly what Chaptr is attempting to do, letting people who sign up use the app to canvas memories and tributes from friends and relatives, and helps map the contours of a person’s life through the relationships they built along the way. There are multiple versions of this sort of thing out there now, but this looks like a decent addition to the range should you be in the market for such a thing.
  • 150: I don’t, based on when this was seemingly launched, think I have featured this before and it doesn’t come up on the site search – but it does feel VERY familiar (though that might have more to do with the fact that the central conceit here, the “INSIGHT”, if you will, feels unpleasantly-familiar from far-too-many idiotic advermarketingpr ‘strategy’ conversations). 150 is a social network (Apple only, to date) which lets you have upto 150 connections and NO MORE THAN THAT – the idea being that 150 is more than enough people based on actual, real-life connections, and any more than that is basically getting into the realms of WEIRD ONLINE VANITY SH1T. I have just realised that there’s a lot of ‘PROUDLY TEXAN’ guff on the webpage which always sets my ‘potential fash’ alarms going, but I am quite interested in the idea here and whether they can find enough (or indeed any) people willing to pay $2 a month for what looks like, basically, the sort of service you could easily replicate with a well-curated WhatsApp group.
  • Nervous System: The arrival of Christmas Advert Season here in the UK has once again given me the horrible seasonal whiplash that comes from the annual juxtaposition of ten months of ‘you know, we really ought to take some actual practical steps to mitigate the increasingly-terrifying-looking effects of humanity and capitalism on the planet we are still juyst about lucky enough to call home’ messaging followed by six weeks of constant exhortations to BUY MORE STUFF NOW BUY MORE THINGS LANDFILL ALL OF THE PLASTIC NOW! – and, as such, I’m unlikely to be doing much ‘festive gift guide’ content in Curios in the coming weeks. Still, I did think this company was interesting – Nervous System is “a generative design studio that works at the intersection of science, art, and technology. Drawing inspiration from natural phenomena, we create computer simulations to generate designs and use digital fabrication to realize products”, and they sell all sorts of procedurally-generated jigsaws and jewellery which you might like the look of (and obviously please ignore me and my tedious ‘buy less stuff’ moralising, and feel free to live however the fcuk you see fit because, honestly, I’m just some cnut sitting in his pants typing at you and you owe me literally nothing).
  • The New Public Directory: This self-describes as “Products designing for a prosocial internet: As the social media landscape changes and a new wave of digital spaces emerges, this Directory is meant to be a resource for our field — a jumping-off-point for further exploration and research for anyone who’s interested in studying, building, stewarding, or simply using digital social platforms. We hope this will inspire creative exploration, spark new collaborations, and highlight important progress.” You want to find tools for community-building, activism, collaboration and communication? You want somewhere where you can explore solutions that are bottom-up and open-source and largely free or not-for-profit? GREAT HERE YOU ARE THEN!
  • Ping: A few years ago my friend Simon (HELLO SIMON!) had an idea for an app which would basically have let you send up little ‘hello I am here right now’ location flares, visible on a map either publicly or to a limited selection of people, to help set up serendipitous encounters (and, obviously, as an easy and user-friendly tool for drug dealers) – that never came to anything (though he has a working prototype iirc, so do hit him up if you’re interested in making him an offer), but I see the ghost of it in Ping, a new app out of NYC which effectively does much the same thing – tell your friends when you’re out in case they fancy SPONTANEOUSLY MEETING UP WITH YOU. Which basically doesn’t really do anything you can’t do with Snap Maps (although in fairness there are better privacy controls here), but with the bonus that you don’t have to use fcuking Snap.
  • The MiniZine Library: A collection of small zines made by kids as part of a multi-year project that has been taking place for a few years now – from its descriptor: “a community art project that aims to create zines and wall newspaper‚ simple home-made publications in different shapes and sizes, during customised art-making workshops with children of all ages‚ on subjects related to their specific contexts and interests. The workshops are essentially resources oriented, meaning that they are specifically designed for participants to be able to identify their internal and external resources through the creative process, play and sharing. Ultimately, they allow for an experience of the life affirming qualities of art-making without the pressure or expectation to produce anything. The fact that something wonderful stands at the end, namely the library, something collective albeit with individual efforts, is both empowering and humbling. With editions in Switzerland (Giswil and Langnau), Pakistan (Lahore) and India (Kolkata), we aim to create a growing Mini-Zine-Library that visits more cities and countries, broadening the range of local expressions to include different languages, cultures and ways of thinking.” I love this, and the window into international kids’ heads that it provides, and I would happily spend an hour or two hanging out in a physical library of these (which is weird given I can’t muster any enthusiasm at all for praising my mate’s kids’ scrawls).
  • The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2023: Yes, I know, but YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE. I feel the memetic potential of ‘incredibly defeated-looking owl’ (trust me, you’ll know him when you see him) has not been fully explored yet, FYI.
  • Mechanical Creations: Yes, ok, fine, I know I said I wasn’t going to include loads of ‘here’s some Christmas tat you can buy!’ links, but this is DIFFERENT. How happy would you be if some mysterious benefactor were to commission you your very own mechanical wood-and-metal toy based on their own specific design? I obviously have no idea – I don’t know you or who you are or what you are into FFS! – but, speaking personally, I WOULD BE FCUKING DELIGHTED, so if any of you fancy clubbing together and commissioning, I don’t know, an emaciated and slope-shouldered webmong tapping away at a low-end laptop in his pants, then I would be HUGELY GRATEFUL. This is the website of one Oliver Pett in the UK, and he is very talented indeed.
  • Suspense Accents: A little soundboard website with a selection of buttons which, when pressed, produce a selection of small, suspenseful audio stings, which will be PERFECT for irritatingly soundtracking your significant other’s progress around the house/garden centre/soft play area (delete per your own personal flavour of domestic horror) this weekend.
  • Bake Off: The Recipes: Ok, this might be old news to all of YOU, but I had literally no idea that every single recipe they have ever had on Bake Off is available on their website…BUT THEY ARE, ALL OF THEM! I appreciate that I might be a bit more excited about this than is strictly necessary, but I have made a yoghurt and orange cake AND some guinness and treacle bread this week and basically feel like some sort of gluten god, and basically just want to the rest of you to feel the same sort of carbohydrate glow that I am currently basking in.
  • Nail Studio: You may not think that a small browser toy in which you get to paint the nails on a disembodied hand, in a graphical style reminiscent of 80s Apple, would be soothing, but you would be WRONG and that is why noone listens to you any more.
  • WikiWho: Finally this week, a lovely link from last week’s B3ta – can you guess whose Wikipedia entry is being referenced from the drip-fed selection of biographical facts you’re presented with? If you’re anything like me, the answer will be ‘lol no of course you fcuking can’t’, but here’s hoping you’re less stupid than I am.

By Leonard Baby

OUR FINAL MIX OF THE WEEK IS THIS SLIGHTLY-BATSH1T SELECTION BY OSCO1 WHICH RUNS THE GAMUT FROM LOUNGE TO LATIN AND BACK, AND WHICH CONTAINS WHAT IS HONESTLY MY FAVOURITE COVER OF ‘STAYING ALIVE’ EVER AROUND ABOUT THE HALF HOUR MARK! 

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • Forgotten Flickr: Old photos, sourced from Flickr. No context, no overriding theme from what I can tell – just photos, curated with an eye I personally rather like.

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Targz: Do you like spirographs and pen art? Good, so does Targz, you will get on.
  • Where Is Carrot Man?: I was not previously aware of this, but it turns out that there is a local celebrity in Melbourne – CARROT MAN! To quote from a small profile I found, “the man known only as Nathan, explained his reason was pure and simple – to make people smile. His choice of large vegetable hasn’t always stayed the same – at first he carried around a giant turnip he found at an op shop. “I was carrying it home and noticed how much it made people smile. That made me feel really good. So I decided to try carrying other giant things around,” Nathan said. He decided to trial a giant octopus and a giant squid, but neither attracted the same volume of smiles as his giant carrot. “The diversity of people smiling and the number of people smiling was much greater. So I just kept carrying the carrot around because it was the most successful thing at making people smile,” he said. Nathan, who is on a disability pension, said he would have preferred continue carrying around his giant squid, but in the end it was the smiles that spoke for themselves.” Which, I think we can all agree, is HEARTWARMING. This Insta account shares photos of Nathan and his carrot – if you don’t find this at least a tiny bit cute then, honestly, even *I* think you’re a miserable, dead inside cnut.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • Only You Can Tell Us Why This Is Happening: Yeah, ok, sorry, so I can’t not ‘do’ the war anymore – this is the only link on it this week, but it devastated me when I read it and I think the past couple of weeks in particular have made the questions raised by the testimonies here, collected from people currently living in Gaza about the circumstances in which they are existing, rather urgent.
  • The Westminster Brits Are At It Again: I appreciate that, for those of you not currently existing on this beknighted isle, the latest tedious bit of internecine conflict from the assorted inbreds, racists and lunatics we like to call ‘our Government’ is perhaps not all that compelling – but, I promise, this writeup in the London Review of Books of Where We Are Right Now is both an excellent overview of the situation as well as a series of excellent reasons to be furious at How We Got Here. I know I keep on saying this, but if you can look at everything that has happened in this country over the past 15 years and still think ‘yes actually, the incumbent Conservative and Unionist Party definitely *is* the collection of people who I want in control of our present and indeed future!’ then, well, you’re a fcuking moron or a fcuking cnut and I think I would like you to unsubscribe please. SPECIAL BONUS BRITISH POLITICOLOL CONTENT!: this is a nice piece in the Economist about the return of everyone’s favourite Bullingdon bacon-botherer David ‘Call Me Dave’ Cameron, which does a good job of reminding the reader of all the exciting ways beyond the mere Brexit thing that he managed to fcuk up his brief, unimpressive tenure in charge (also, amusingly, it reminded me of the fact that I wrote one of the very first editions of Web Curios in the immediate aftermath of the coalition victory in 2009, which you access via the Internet Archive if you fancy a hit of Early Matt Nostalgia).
  • Peter Thiel Again: Look, I know that I am possibly slightly-obsessed with Peter Thiel and his role as ‘shadowy libertarian eminence grise pulling the strings of civilisation and bending it to his evil, vampiric plutocratic will’, to the extent that I have basically had to stop mentioning him in the context of politicis because otherwise people just start rolling their eyes at me, but, well, I challenge anyone to read this Vanity Fair profile of the man and not come away thinking ‘you know what? I don’t think that this person is very nice, or indeed that he ought to have the degree of seeming control over the warp and weft of the culture wars that his billions, and his access to the billionaires, afford him’. I mean, if nothing else the stuff about women in here is…somewhat eyebrow-raising, to say the least.
  • A Syllabus for Taking an Internet Walk: I think it’s fair to say that the general thinking around the idea of a ‘local’ or ‘tiny’ or ‘artisanal’ or ‘small-scale’ or ‘homebrew’ internet (other, potentially-less-irritatingly-hipster-ish terminology is almost certainly available) has coelesced over the past couple of years, and that there are a number of people and communities who are working at the edges of the general digital ecosystem to try and build a different way of considering of, and relating to, the web – of these, Kris of Naive Weekly is one of my personal favourites and as such I love this essay which he has written in conjunction with Spencer Chang, all about how to explore the web in smaller, more intentional, more guided, more, weirdly, *analogue* ways than you might be used to in this algomediated age – I think everything in this essay is TRUE, specifically what it says about the importance of THINKING about where you browse and what you see and think and leave behind as you do so – and as a bonus, it contains loads of interesting links to online spaces where you can find more work and writing and CULTURE that fits with this broad way of thinking. BONUS SMALL INTERNET THINKING!: Brian Lehrer writes at GREAT LENGTH about his experiences with marginal, new internet communities, specifically “the reformist and reactionary technology movements that began to bubble up in the early 2010s and could be unmistakably felt over the last five. I’m talking about the pushback by various groups of actors against social media, tech monopolies, platform capitalism, and the attention economy; the counter proposal of an indie web, a decentralized web, a Peer-to-Peer web, a permissionless web, even erasing the web entirely. Of course I am also pointing towards the whole monolith that is crypto. On an even more diffuse level, I’m thinking of the cultural backlash against ‘tech bros’ and startup culture; the call by many for slow, open, and humane technology. I’m thinking of the people who likened computers to gardens.” (this one feels a BIT like you might benefit from a degree of familiarity with the people and platforms involved, but if you’re a long-time follower of this stuff then it’s definitely worth a read). BONUS BONUS CONTENT!: a list by Rachel Kwon of similar bits of thinking on this topic from across the web.
  • The Living Dead: I found this SO interesting, and it’s a really cogent bit of writing/thinking about how we think about life, death and personhood in an age in which one’s ability to impact and interact no longer necessarily ceases at the point of physical demise and decay – how do we need to think about and characterise rights and responsibilities in an era in which our digital selves may never truly die?
  • AI is Just Big Data 2.0: I didn’t agree with 100% of this piece, but I did find myself nodding along a lot with the central thesis: to whit: “Generative AI owes more to this history of data analytics than to any history of AI. It is less about figuring out autonomous systems and more about automated pattern analysis. Those patterns strip away much of the world.”
  • Mums In The Metaverse: OK, so the original article is American and so this should probably read ‘moms’, but, well, no. The piece, though, is an interesting look at the unexpected boom in VR fitness among middle-aged, middle-class American women – obviously the term ‘boom’ here is relative because, let’s be clear, this is still a SMALL sample size and most people are still much more likely to put on some ill-advised lycra and shuffle around their local park than they are to strap on a headset and play some Beat Sabre, but it’s still a useful corrective to the widely-held ‘noone uses VR’ narrative that prevails (and I am always interested in the ways tech gets used vs the way its inventors and marketers THINK it’s going to be used).
  • Drone Delivery Problems: Despite the fact that literally no details were given about exactly where and when it would come to pass, the papers were FULL of headlines earlier this year when Amazon made its nth announcement about drone deliveries coming to the UK, neatly illustrating exactly why companies like Amazon keep making vague, tech-related promises despite their lack of practical relevance to real life. Which, basically, is what this piece is saying – the NYT looks at the practical realities of drone deliveries currently happening in the States, and points out, not unreasonably, that they don’t really work (unless all you want to buy is single quantities of goods that won’t break when dropped from a height of about 12ft). The main story here, though, to my mind, is how fcuking terrible the vast majority of journalism around technology is, and how good tech companies have become in ensuring that the stories that they want to push out get sent to, I don’t know, consumer reporters or political correspondents and as such don’t get the degree of technical scrutiny that they really ought to.
  • The Global Rise of Chinese Shopping: Rest of World contyinues to be the best English-language publication on global tech right now, as amply demonstrated by this really good exploratrion about the current state of Chinese retail giants and the steps that they are taking to expand their reach and increase their dominance in online shopping. Covering Shein, Temu and others, this told me lots of stuff I didn’t know – I had totally missed the Gacha-like mechanics some platforms use to keep people online, for example – and offers a good overview of how terrifyingly dominant we can expect Chinese-run shipping operations to be for the foreseeable future. BONUS REST OF WORLD CONTENT: a semi-related piece looking at the way in which Chinese-made knock-off goods find themselves playing a huge part in the economy of Nigeria (and by extension a lot of other African countries too). If you read stuff like this and manage to continue to believe that The West Is The Future then, well, I have a bridge to sell you.
  • The New Golf: I can think of only a few things more dull than playing golf (and at least one of those is ‘talking to or spending time with anyone who likes golf’), but I was fascinated by this article which explores how the sport is attempting to REIMAGINE (sorry) itself, in a not-dissimilar way to the post-TikTok/FIFA ‘King’s League’ football product in Spain – except this involves Tiger Woods and, as far as I can tell from the article, a game which resembles Robot Wars a lot more than it does a traditional pitch-and-putt. I would love to talk to someone who actually understands this stuff about whether they think any of these new formats have a chance of succeeding, or whether they’ll just end up being half-remembered like the mercifully-short-lived ‘Lingerie Football League’ of the early-00s (no, really – you can google it yourself, though).
  • The Soapification of F1: Or, ‘how everything needs a Stan Army and parasociality in 2023’ – this article looks at how Formula 1, a sport which is up there with golf in terms of how interesting it is to watch, or talk about, or listen to other people talk about, has broadened its appeal over the past few years thanks to a very smart strategy of ‘turn the whole circuit into a vaguely-soap-opera-like production’, which frankly, given F1 is literally a bunch of incredibly rich people flying around the world, hanging out with other incredibly rich people and the inevitable parasites that surround them, isn’t too much of a stretch.
  • Algorithms Hijacked My Generation: Part of a series of essays that are being commissioned by Jon Haidt about young people’s experiences of the web, in their own words, this essay by Freya India is a potted runthrough of What The Web Has Done To The Young, in their own words, presented as advice to the next generation. This is unlikely to tell you anything you don’t know, but it’s persuasively-argued, and sad, and makes the point that the problem with social media is that, at heart, it is always nothing but a sales funnel and at some point it’s going to end up with someone selling you a product or an idea or an ideal or a body image, and that it’s that has basically fcuked things.
  • The End of Retirement: I am 44 years old. Realistically-speaking, I am likely to have to engage in some sort of exchange of labour for pennies until I literally snuff it (please God not too long now), and I am one of the lucky ones who doesn’t even have dependents and whose family is almost all dead – lol at you poor fcukers with kids and siblings and stuff! Would you like to read several thousand words about how we got here and what that means? Well I don’t care, you really SHOULD.
  • Space Living: This is so so interesting – a wonderful piece in the New York Times looking at the tedious, practical, ‘we’re all made of meat and gristle whether we like it or not’ elements that one has to consider when thinking about space travel, and all the different ways in which designers work to accommodate the annoying, well, fragility of our corporeal selves. This is honestly fascinating, not least because it makes the whole often-very-scifi concept of space travel feel more grounded and real – oh, and if you’re interested in this sort of thinking I can highly recommend the novel ‘In Ascension’ which addresses quite a lot of this stuff at the intersection of experience design and space travel.
  • Learn To Code, They Said: NGL, if any of you reading this making a living doing a lot of reasonably-simple WP work then you’re probably not going to enjoy this piece – still, THE BELL IT IS TOLLING. This is actually a rather lovely essay which is far from as self-pitying as you might think from its general premise (programmer talks openly and honestly about what they think the latest and coming wave of AI tools mean for the profession), and ends on a genuinely hopeful note about how we might usefully think about ourselves and our skills in the coming ‘Age of Copilot’ (and this applies much more widely than ‘just’ to code).
  • Sphere and Loathing: Charlie Warzel visits The Sphere in Vegas, in a piece which has been widely shared as much for its title as for its contents – it’s a decent piece, and Warzel is an engaging writer, and he does a good job of rendering the uncanniness of a place that is perhaps designed to exist more on screens than IRL, but I personally preferred this version of the same story in the Wall Street Journal – your mileage, as ever, may vary.
  • Miller & Power Vs Turner: I don’t as a rule feature court judgement papers in Curios, but I will make an exception for this because it is honestly BATSH1T and also unexpectedly very, very funny. The TL;DR here is that there was a falling out between a bunch of VERY ONLINE digital artists, that ended up in the High Court here in London, and this is the final judgement which dismisses all claims and, basically, sounds like everyone in the court was VERY TIRED of all their bullsh1t. You will have heard of at least one of the parties in here – Luke Turner was briefly real-world famous through his involvement in Shia Lebouf’s early-00s artw4nk projects – but, really, I think it’s best just to go in cold and ENJOY (via my friend Jay, whose book is out in the US this week and which all of you North Americans might want to check out).
  • A History of NoFap: On the one hand, a serious look at the history of the online men’s movement known as ‘NoFap’, which encourages men to refrain from committing the sin of Onan lest they waste any of their magical, precious seed (I am, honestly, only half-joking) is obviously a VERY FUNNY read; on the other, the amount of time and space dedicated to this does rather reinforce the idea that we men take our penises and testicles FAR TOO SERIOUSLY. Still, if you want to read an exhaustive history of all the idiots over the past decade or so who’ve attempted to persuade you that actually all your problems will be solved if you just STOP TOUCHING IT then, well, here you go!
  • Lil Tay Is Back: I had, I confess, completely forgotten the existence of Lil Tay, who got very famous very quickly a decade or so ago by posting videos of her being, basically, a horrible, foul-mouthed plastic gangster on video, despite also being a standard-looking suburban white teen of about 8 years old – well, it turns out that she is MAKING A COMEBACK and has, inevitably, a rap career…but that’s not really the point of this piece, which is one of the most dizzying examples of ‘well, it’s very clear that none if the adults in this profile should ever be allowed to be in loco parentis of this kid ever again’ that I have seen in years. Maybe Lil Tay will be ok – I mean, Bhad Bhabie is sort-of doing ok, I guess, if you consider ‘grifting on OnlyFans’ as a step up? – but based on this profile it does rather feel like someone might want to step in because this is…insanely bleak tbh.
  • Holly Herndon: I have featured musician and atrist Holly Herndon repeatedly on Curios over the years – both her work, and more recently her projects helping artists better manage and control their work and identity in the post-generative-AI era. This profile in the New Yorker is PERFECT, and, honestly, effectively a distillation of all the questions around AI and art and creativity that I, and by extension Curios, has been interested in over the past few years – honestly, even if you don’t really know Herndon and her art, this is one of the best discursive pieces about how artists can come to terms with the future in a way which feels less parlous and exploitative than that possibly imagined by the MegaCorps.
  • Flipping Grief: James McNaughton writes about his brother and addiction and death, and about the hustle-and-grift-and-shortcut culture sold to men through podcasts and self-help networks, and this is both intensely personal and very sad and also weirdly, and also sadly, incredibly universal-feeling.
  • The Thanksgiving Rider: This is very funny but also not funny at all – this is about the experience of going to visit one’s family for Thanksgiving, but, honestly, the experiences it describes are universal enough that you can sub ‘Christmas’ or ‘Hannukah’ or ‘Diwali’ for Thanksgiving and the point will very much still stand.
  • Don’t Create The Torment Nexus: Finally this week, this is actually the transcript of a speech given by Charlie Stross a week ago and which he has kindly made available online – it is all about why scifi writers make terrible future creators, and why listening to them was a mistake, and is funny and erudite and smart and interesting and is SUCH a wonderful overarching argument for why actually the tech-utopian, tech-accelerationist viewpoint is stupid and wrong – and Stross should know, because it’s writing like his that is forming the blueprint for so much of the dominant Andreesen-inflected vision of the future we’re being foie gras-ed with every day. Superb – honestly, I can’t recommend this highly enough as a ‘where we are now’ piece.

By Patrick Leger

AND NOW, MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS!:

(A Weird Sort Of) Web Curios 10/11/23

Reading Time: 2 minutes

HELLO! HELLO EVERYONE!

This week we’re doing things slightly differently (or at least I am – I presume that the vast majority of you will just ignore this newsletterblogtypething as you ordinarily do) – HOW EXCITING!

I mean, look, it’s probably not VERY exciting, but I’ve been forced into a slight change of format this week due to Circumstances Beyond My Control which meant that I had to spend all of yesterday in hospital (not for me) and had to ask for a copy deadline extension for Actual Paying Work, which meant that I spent three hours this morning writing that instead of Curios, which meant that, honestly, I simply haven’t got the energy to sit here and spaff out 10,000 words of HIGH-QUALITY (ahem) links’n’prose.

BUT! I feel a completely-unwarranted sense of responsibility towards YOU, my unknown-and-in-all-likelihood-vanishingly-small readership, to provide LINKS and DISTRACTION, and as such this week we are doing an EXPERIMENT!

Below you will find Curios in its RAW, UNFILTERED STATE – this is what lives in my GDoc and what every Friday morning at 6am I sit and stare at and then attempt to turn into a newsletter. ALL OF THE LINKS, NONE OF THE DREADFUL PROSE!

*ahem*

Obviously there’s a bit more of a ‘lucky dip’ vibe doing it this way – my notes aren’t exactly fulsome, it’s fair to say – but, on the plus side, you don’t have the unasked for side-order of MattWords ruining all the interesting stuff.

SO! Without further ado, here are A LOAD OF LINKS with literally FCUK ALL CONTEXT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU?

Normal service will be resumed next week – thanks for your patience, and sincere apologies to any of you who are wrong-headed enough to be somehow disappointed by the lack of overwrought prose in this week’s edition.

I am still Matt, this is (sort of) still Web Curios, and if you prefer it this way I’d really prefer it if you kept that to yourself if that’s ok.

By Shardcore

THIS WEEK I WILL LIMIT MYSELF TO SUGGESTING THE NEW SOLO ALBUM BY KEVIN ABSTRACT WHICH I AM VERY MUCH ENJOYING AT THE MOMENT!

MISCELLANEOUS LINKS

LONGREADS

VIDEOS

THANKS EVERYONE I LOVE YOU BYE!

Webcurios 03/11/23

Reading Time: 36 minutes

NO MORE JOBS! WE WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN!

Except, sadly, that’s in the future and noone has quite worked out what happens between the here and now and the ‘magical, tech-greased future’. Still, let’s not worry about that too hard – let’s focus on the Terminator sh1t instead!

(as an aside, it’s been interesting to see the lack of references to EA, longtermism and accelerationism in any of the coverage of this – it seems like a not-insignificant oversight if you’re trying to understand where the various conflicting ideologies at play here are coming from)

Anyway, I imagine you’re all still desperately trying to digest the three tonnes of orange confectionary you extorted from your neighbours earlier this week and probably feeling a touch under the weather – what better way to sort yourself right out than with approximately 100 links with literally no overarching theme whatsoever?

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and if you print this all out you can probably use it as reasonable kindling for your weekend bonfire so never say I don’t do anything for you.

By Afarin Sajedi

WE KICK OFF THE MUSIC THIS WEEK WITH A GENUINELY WONDERFUL SELECTION OF OLD BLUES AND CRACKLY COUNTRY-TYPE SOUNDS WHICH IS PERFECT FOR A RAINY FEW DAYS SUCH AS THOSE WE ARE CURRENTLY STUCK WITH IN LONDON! 

THE SECTION WHICH DOESN’T FEEL HUGELY REASSURED ABOUT THE AI FUTURE AFTER BLETCHLEY, PT.1:  

  • Israel Truth: I was in two minds about including this this week, what with my general stance that this particular conflict isn’t something you need to hear more about in this particular corner of the web; I will, though, make an exception for this link, because it is a really interesting indication of How Campaigning Is Likely Going To Start Working – or, if you’re a specific type of person who earns a living doing a particular type of communications work, how you are going to start running a lot of your ‘let’s mobilise the public’ activity in the next year or so, if you’re not doing so already. To be entirely clear, though, WEB CURIOS DOES NOT ENDORSE THE PERSPECTIVE AND OPINIONS BEING ESPOUSED AT THIS LINK. Anyway, to explain what is going on here – every day this website will, should you choose to sign up, email you a selection of the ‘most biased’ (THEIR OPINION) articles about the Israel/Hamas conflict, along with a bunch of pre-written rebuttal lines which are designed for recipients to cut and paste and post to their socials to ‘redress the balance’ (THEIR OPINION) when it comes to online discussion of what is going on – the interesting bit here is that a) the social media copy is being spun up by AI for ease of use; b) this is actually a sort of promo by a company which sells communications software – there’s no obvious link on the homepage, but this came to me via a friend who saw it on LinkedIn. So, well, this is…interesting. Whatever your thoughts about this specific instance of this sort of tactic/technique – and I’ll be honest, it makes me…massively uncomfortable – you can very much see the appeal for people looking to mobilise their own grassroots campaigns on social, and with a bit of imagination it’s not hard to envisage versions of this that are significantly more sophisticated in terms of the crafting of mass quantities of significantly more tailored messaging – there’s no excuse for bot armies all using exactly the same form of words when you can LLM an infinite variety of rebuttal lines, after all. Specifically, though, does it feel ok that this can exist with no indication of who is behind it and who’s paying for it? I am not totally sure it does. Anyway, interesting in theory if, obviously, immensely fcuking bleak and not-entirely-ok-feeling in practice, as is what happened on October 7th and everything that is currently happening to the people of Gaza and the surrounding areas.
  • Dot: Elon, as we all now know thanks to his latest pronouncements having been endorsed and ratified by the latest in the long line of contenders for the crown of ‘least-effective Prime Minister the country has ever seen’, is bullish on the concept of ‘AI personal assistants who will know us better than we know ourselves’ (we’ll need someone to guide us and tell us what do do when all the jobs have been majicked away, after all) – and here’s a prototypical version of that very thing for you all to gawp at in awe and wonder! ‘Dot’ is the product name of the inaugural device being produced by a company called New Computer, and the basic idea is that, yes, it really is a talking personal assistant AI which you can chat to and which will remember things about your life and your wants and your needs and desires and fears and the things which wake you up at night sweating and hyperventilating, and which will use all this information to make your life BETTER and MORE EFFICIENT and to almost certainly smooth the edges of your existence to a point of frictionless perfection such that you will never want for anything ever again…probably. All that this is, at present, is a homepage which takes you through a selection of use-cases for the device, presented through the lens of the life of a fictitious user called ‘Mei’, whose Dot device helps her overcome a selection of small challenges whilst also encouraging her to GROW AS A PERSON, by suggesting she take classes, complimenting her progress as a calligrapher, reminding her to change her pessary, etc etc (one of the preceding examples may have been made up). I mean, look, I can’t pretend that the idea being presented here isn’t a lightly-seductive one – who wouldn’t want an omniscient, omnibenevolent personalised God-companion with perfect recall to manage one’s life? NO FCUKER, etc! But, er, just remember my perennial warning that whilst there will obviously be products like the Dot – the mass-market, normie companions for the UNIMAGINATIVE SHEEPLE – there will also be an infinite variety of jailbroken open source variants of these with ‘fun’ personality archetypes and goal profiles acting as perennial personal companions, AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER KNOW WHO HAS DECIDED TO HAVE ‘NAZI NICK THE FRIENDLY WHITE SUPREMACIST AI’ AS THEIR PERSONAL VIRGIL UNTIL THEY ARE SHOWING YOU THEIR PERSONAL COLLECTION OF SPECIALIST MEMORABILIA.
  • Silent Hill Ascension: This is interesting – do you happen to recall that during lockdown I linked to a new, experimental entertainment format being trialed by Meta, which basically ran a sort of semi-interactive narrative videogame-type experiment in which viewers could vote to influence the actions of a selection of characters in a ‘kids camping in the woods’ scenario – it was called ‘Rival Peaks’, in case you’re struggling? No, of course you don’t, and why would you? It was a bit shonky and didn’t really work, although according to the Wiki it had over 100m viewers so, well, what do I know? Anyway, that’s by way of preamble to this link – which is basically a similar sort of premise, except this is the first step in the full-franchise reboot of ‘legendary’ videogame series Silent Hill and as such there is a LOT more money invested and the whole thing looks a lot more polished. How does this work? Ok, so…basically there are several months of daily episodic programming planned which will tell a CREEPY STORY about families riven by secrets and lies and THE OCCULT, and who, if previous games in the series are anything to go by, will at some point have various parts of themselves flayed and stretched and possibly salted by EVIL ELDRITCH FORCES and a very tall bloke with a pyramid on his head. You can watch these episodes LIVE each day, and when you do you can influence the course of the action by collectively taking decisions, collectively playing QTE-style games to help save (or doom) various characters, and generally take a community-led approach to how the story develops and which characters live or die. Of course, because this is 2023 this is also tied to a monetisation mechanic – your ability to affect the course of events is determined by the number of ‘influence points’ you have to spend, which points can be accrued either by participating in the show (playing minigames, ENGAGING IN THE COMMUNITY, you get the idea), or, of course, by paying cold, hard cash. I tried watching the first episode (you can watch everything on catch-up too, should you have better things to do than schedule appointments to view a shonky webseries aimed at teenagers) but, honestly, it’s…not great, and the whole thing is quite clunky and feels a bit ‘HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS?’ in places – but, equally, I admire the ambition in terms of interactive narrative stuff, and I do broadly think that there’s something in the wider idea. You can read a bit more details about how it all works in this article, if you’re interested. DON’T BE SCARED!
  • 3d GPT: Only a research paper, this, but contains some neat little examples of how the current best-in-class ‘text to 3d environment’ software is working – ‘surprisingly well’ is the answer, at least cosmetically. While you wouldn’t necessarily suggest that any of the scenes rendered here are anything other than rudimentary, I feel obliged to once again drone on tediously about how ‘this is only going to get better’ and ask you to think about what’s likely to be possible here in a year or so, presuming the pace of change is maintained.
  • Del Complex: I confess to not *really* understanding what the fcuk is going on here, but I am INTRIGUED and as such I will count this mysterious project as at least a qualified success. You might have seen a story doing the rounds this week, in the wake of the US’ scene-stealing executive order on AI, about a company offering to set up server farms in the ocean as a way of neatly sidestepping any regulatory burden from the US on the development of AI systems – that company was Del Complex. Except when you do some digging on the site, it seems that the company isn’t in fact real at all, and this is all some sort of…I don’t know, elaborate fiction? ARG? Performance project? Elaborate branding exercise to sell some vaguely-apocalyptic merch? I honestly have no idea, but the project self-describes as “an alternate reality corporation. Our mission is to accelerate human potential through the symbiosis of AGI, neural prosthetics, robotics, clean energy, resilience solutions, and fundamental scientific research” – and there’s an ‘intranet’ bit on the site which requires a login, which is CLASSIC ARG fodder, and there is definitely merch that you can buy…I haven’t had enough time this week to properly investigate this, but I think there might be something moderately-fun hiding under the hood and if you’re the sort of person who can still hear the letters ‘ARG’ without rolling their eyes and muttering ‘fcuking useless transmedia cnuts’ under their breath then, well, you might enjoy this (and you can read a bit more here if you’re curious, although it doesn’t exactly shed a lot of light on what the everliving fcuk is happening).
  • Tirazain: It looks increasingly likely that whatever territory emerges from the current horror in the Middle East will bear little resemblance to what went before it, which made this initiative particularly poignant to discover this week. “Tirazain is a digital archive and library with the aim to digitally document, preserve and reclaim Palestinian embroidery. While participating in tatreez initiatives, we noticed a recurring challenge: limited access to high-resolution, easy-to-follow and affordable patterns. This obstacle is especially pronounced in underserved communities who often rely on photos of patterns shared via social media which are typically pixelated, cropped or black and white. This access inequality is further exacerbated by the fact that Palestinians in the Arab world are often excluded from international museums where tatreez knowledge is shared. In other words, access to tatreez knowledge has become a privilege.” Click the ‘library’ tab at the top of the page and browse through hundreds of gorgeous embroidery patterns, preserved and communicated for centuries – this is lovely and not a little sad.
  • Love Letters To Places I Will Never Meet: My very favourite sort of digital project, this – small, intensely-personal, vaguely-elegiac and a bit wistful, Love Letters To Places I Will Never Meet is Elan Ullendorff’s tiny memorial and tribute to businesses which existed in the neighbourhood in which he now lives before he lived there. “When I walked around South Philly I could feel the ghost places haunting me. So I embarked on a mission to summon them, or at least their simulacra, back from the dead: a digital seance, if you will. Map apps do not think you should care about shuttered stores, so they don’t tend to offer an easy way to browse them. But I paid a data broker $5 to let me download a spreadsheet of local closed businesses and cross referenced those with their Google Maps listings. I pulled testimonies of those places in the form of positive reviews and turned them into an interactive map I’m calling love letters to places i’ll never meet. I hope you enjoy it.” Honestly, I think this is SO LOVELY, and I would love to be able to automatically pull this sort of information for any small geographical area you choose, so if someone could make that happen for me that would be great thanks.
  • Fresh4Trash: How are you enjoying your collection of expensively-assembled 2000-era jpegs? LOL! Whilst, obviously, there is nothing funny about a bunch of poor, lockdown-addled morons getting scammed into spending hundreds of pounds on John Terry-endorsed infant simians, one does rather wonder what’s going to happen to all those colourful 1s and 0s currently taking up valuable space on your hard drive – which is what makes this initiative by German supermarket chain Kaufland so smart. For the month of October (the initiative is now sadly finished) anyone who so chose was able to hand over their NFTs to the supermarket in exchange for vouchers which they could redeem in stores for fresh fruit and vegetables, thereby turning something useless and crap into NUTRITIOUS FOODSTUFFS. A really smart gimmick, this – eye-catching, silly, funny and, crucially, reasonably-limited liability vs the publicity it will have garnered (because, obviously, most people weren’t stupid enough to buy NFTs in the first place).
  • TV Memorabilia: Do YOU want the chance to spend a bunch of your hard-earned cash on some assorted tat from television shows you half-remember from your past? OF COURSE YOU DO! Next week a whole MOTHERLODE of bits and pieces from old films and TV – mostly scifi, from what I can tell – goes under the hammer in London and OH MY GOD if you are a specific type of person with a specific type of house and a lot of disposable income/shelf space and a very forgiving partner then WOW are you going to be very poor after clicking this link. ‘Stunt Facehugger’ from Aliens? A guide price of £20k for that one. One of the horrible Cenobite murderboxes from Hellraiser? £24k and it’s yours! THE SANKARA STONE FROM TEMPLE OF DOOM? £40k! GET IN THERE INDY! This is INSANE, and there are 75 pages of lots to wade through meaning there should be something in there for everyone.
  • AI Film Awards: These are put together by leadin purveyor of text-to-video software solutions RunwayML, and while the techniques and styles here displayed won’t amaze anyone who’s been paying any attention to the tech (SO YOUNG AND YET SO JADED!) it’s a decent place to look if you want a rough overview of ‘the current state of AI-generated video’.
  • AI Football Analysis: So when I wang on about how AI is going to eat all the desk jobs, noone listens to me, but when ELON wangs on about it…FINE, WHATEVER, I AM NOT BITTER. Ahem. Anyway, I stumbled across this this week and was interested as it was a field I’d not seen getting the AI treatment before this point but which is a decent idea in theory, applying generative AI to the player data to produce fast analysis of strengths, weaknesses, etc – effectively this is just providing a multimodal GPT layer on top of third party data from people like StatsBomb and the like, and as such I am…uncertain of what the long-term competitive advantage is for these people, but it’s good to know that ‘data and stats person for sports teams’ is another role in the imminent firing line.
  • 1ft.io: Long-running paywall-evading website 12ft.io was shut down this week as the hosting company that had previously housed the domain decided that it didn’t want to deal with the hassle anymore – so inevitably it has sprung up again elsewhere under a different name, but with the same excellent functionality. To be clear – I believe in paying for journalism, and I do, repeatedly; equally, though, not everyone can afford to pay hundreds of quid a year on subscriptions, and I don’t think in an ideal world access to information should be a function of wealth (and now I will stop pontificating, sorry about that).
  • The Internet Phonebooth: Would YOU like a service which lets you set up a free, 45m, encrypted video chat with anyone you like – one which has screenshotting disabled by default? WHY WOULD YOU LIKE SUCH A THING WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? Ahem. Web Curios does not judge, Web Curios merely provides links (and, yes, fine, judges a *bit*).
  • A Story With Borrowed Words: I think this came via Kris, though I can’t recall exactly – regardless, I love it and I am genuinely interested to see how the project works out. “will you help me find new words? my sentences are growing lonely and desire the company of others. other than these words i am writing to you now, i seem to have lost all my words, somehow. beginning december 1, 2023, i will share a piece of writing using the words you’ve gifted me on the first of every month until i am exhausted or the words exhaust themselves.” Submit some words and see how they get used – this is such a sweet idea.
  • The Extremely Detailed Map of New York: I don’t love New York – sorry, but I don’t, and given the city’s pretty much total indifference to *me* I don’t see why I should feel bad about this – but appreciate that for many people it’s the ne plus ultra of urbanity and inspires STRONG PASSIONS; this new project by the New York Times is a gorgeous bit of city-servicing journalism, creating a street-by-street map of what local residents call their neighbourhoods which produces a beautiful ground-up pathwork picture of the way in which the people who live in a place define its edges more than the planners that name and zone it in the first place.
  • Dutch Cycling Lifestyle: This is another simple-but-neat ‘how to use AI in a consumer-facing campaign 101’ idea – bizarrely, this is a campaign by the Dutch government, seemingly designed to promote the general idea of ‘Dutch people having a lovely time on bikes’ to an international audience (is this stage one of some sort of sinister clog-based uprising? JUST ASKING). Input your address and WATCH IN AWE as your grey, dirty, car-clogged and fundamentally RUBBISH anglo street gets transformed into a beautiful, idyllic, utopian paradise in which impossibly-tall and strong-looking people with impeccable teeth and STRONG BONES (YES WE KNOW YOU ALL DRINK MILK FFS) cycle happily whilst expressing STRONG OPINIONS at each other and being unnecessarily blunt in conversation (that’s basically the Dutch in a nutshell, right?). This is lightweight but nicely done, and a simple, easy and cheap way to ‘do something with AI’ so that your moron CMO will finally fcuk off and leave you alone.
  • Not On Amazon: Another year, another website offering you the chance to buy directly from small retailers rather than the evil behemoth that is Amazon this Christmastime – given eBay and Etsy have both rather lost some of that ‘artisanal small business shine’ over the years, it seems timely to introduce Not On Amazon which promises to let you buy a bunch of hand-made things from very small sellers who might not otherwise get the attention. The site’s got about 50-odd retailers selling through it, so it’s worth a look should you want to do your internet shopping in such a way that doesn’t make you feel a bit sick and guilty every time you click.

By Robin F Williams

SOMETHING OF A BREAKNECK CHANGE OF MUSICAL PACE HERE WITH AN HOUR-LONG D’N’B SET FEATURING HARRY SHOTTA AND A BUNCH OF OTHER EXCELLENT MCs BUT WHERE IMHO THE DJ IS VERY MUCH THE STAR – THIS IS PROPERLY EXCELLENT SO TURN IT UP LOUD PLEASE! 

THE SECTION WHICH DOESN’T FEEL HUGELY REASSURED ABOUT THE AI FUTURE AFTER BLETCHLEY, PT.2:        

  •  Let’s Get Creative: I might quibble the title here – this describes as a ‘collection of online creativity tools’, but, honestly, they’re not creativity tools, they’re a selection of gorgeous, silly, fun little internet toys (many of which you will OBVIOUSLY recognise from Curios passim, with about ⅓ of these having featured in here at various points over the past decade or so) – there is a whole afternoon’s worth of guileless play waiting for you behind this link, and were it not for the fact that I have a CAST-IRON SENSE OF DUTY I would totally fcuk off right now and spend the next couple of hours making increasingly-complex courses on Line Rider.
  • Weather Photographer of the Year: A TOPICAL LINK! How are YOU enjoying Cieran? Damp, isn’t it? If you prefer to experience your weather in pixellated two dimensions rather than the cold, blustery reality of meatspace then you will almost certainly adore this selection of fabulous images taken by meteorology enthusiasts over the past 12 months – the snowflake photo is particularly remarkable given it’s apparently taken on a mobile, but it’s hard to argue with the sheer…well, METAL-NESS of the ‘Christ The Redeemer in a lightning storm’ shot.
  • Spaceborn United: Not, sadly, a non-league football team with a remarkably scifi backstory, but instead an organisation that is dedicated to exploring the science that will permit people (or, to use their in-no-way-unsettling terminology, ‘mammalian lifeforms’) to reproduce in space! On the one hand this isn’t a ridiculous proposition – should we eventually decide that we want to export the human virus to other planets and eventually galaxies, it seems likely that these will be multigenerational journeys and that as such we’ll at some point have to work out how to bone, and breed, in no-grav states. I spent a bit of time reading around this this week, and it is genuinely interesting…but at the same time, I don’t know, there’s something about this website (the design, the not-totally-hi-res imagery, the language…) that makes me wonder whether the whole thing isn’t some sort of sinister front for something totally other (to be clear: it almost certainly isn’t a front for anything sinister at all, probably. PROBABLY).
  • Carbon Date The Web: SUCH a useful tool, this, made available by Old Dominion University (no, me neither, but I am grateful) in the US, which lets you plug in any url you like and get a rough idea of when it was first spun up – which is HUGELY helpful for a bunch of different reasons, as you might imagine, and is generally A Good Thing. I tried it on Curios and it was pretty accurate – ymmv, but as a rough way of working out how long a site’s been around, it’s super-helpful.
  • Simply Scripts: Do YOU like films? Do YOU like films scripts? Do YOU want access to a frankly dizzying number of them, all conveniently arranged at a single website for you to browse and read and learn from to your heart’s content? Do YOU want to scrape them all, feed them to an LLM and go about creating your very own Hollywood-grade work in a matter of mere minutes? WELL HERE YOU ARE THEN! Simply Scripts is a website that, well, collects scripts – there are other sections on the site (radio, theatre, unpublished works…seriously, there is a LOT), but the link here takes you to the ‘Film’ subsection where you can find full original scripts for everything from 101 Dalmations to Zootopia, and as a resource for anyone who wants to learn the craft of screenwriting this is pretty much unparalleled (but, er, please don’t do the thing I suggested about feeding this all to an LLM if you don’t mind).
  • MUD Resources: This is quite old school and VERY geeky, but also a bit of classic Old Internet Culture and as such, well, CLICK AND LEARN. The ‘MUD’ here stands for ‘Multi User Dungeon’, some of the earliest shared online spaces ever to be created where people first started to explore how the whole idea of ‘actual people made of meat existing as textually-embodied digital avatars in a nonexistent world interacting with each other’ might actually work in practice (and, as I now feel personally obligated to mention every time this topic comes up, the origin of what is still the best ever thing written about community and society in digital space. “My Tiny Life”) – obviously MUDs are clunky and weird and probably of limited interest to a modern web user, but this stuff is so incredibly significant in terms of the ways in which our present online habits and social mores have developed, and this site offers an excellent way to learn about their history and mechanics, and, should you desire, to play around with a couple of still-extant communities.
  • The QR Code Menu Printer: Ok, this doesn’t actually exist – instead it’s a set of instructions for building your own, which, fine, requires a degree of practical skill far beyond me and which therefore I can’t vouch for beyond the general sense of ‘I like this idea, it amuses me’ – but I very much approve of the concept. One Guy Dupont has hacked together this small device which exists to perform one single, simple function, to whit: printing out menus that restaurants still insist on presenting as digital-only documents via QR code. Basically all this is is an thermal ink printer with a wifi connection, but there’s something so perfectly…well, so perfectly middle-aged-man about the techy overeingineering of the solution here that really appealed to me. It requires 10 components, all of which you could have delivered to you by Monday if you fancied making me REALLY HAPPY and building one yourself.
  • Octostudio: Are we still doing the whole ‘hey kids, learn to code, you’ll have a job for life!’ thing? Hm, probably not. Still, regardless of your bullishness or bearishness at the future job prospects for code monkeys, there’s no denying that a basic facility with the principles of ‘how software works and what it does’ is a genuinely useful thing to have (regardless of whether The Machine lets us touch its software ever again) – and, well, making stuff is fun! If you have young people in your life who you think would enjoy ‘making things with code’ then Octostudio looks like a decent way in – it self-describes as “A free mobile coding app developed by the Lifelong Kindergarten group at MIT Media Lab”, which is decent pedigree, and it seems to offer a pretty gentle introduction to the basic principles of ‘how code works to make machines do things’: “young people can create interactive animations and games using a mobile phone or tablet anytime anywhere. Take photos and record sounds, bring them to life with coding blocks, and send to family and friends.” This could be a fun toy for the right sort of kid, maybe.
  • Cambrian Chronicles: Who doesn’t want a YouTube channel whose sole purpose is  to provide animated explainers of ‘Welsh and Brythonic history’? Who can, hand on heart, tell me that they know off the top of their head what ‘Brythonic’ means? NO FCUKER, THAT’S WHO! You may not think you care about this stuff, but I got surprisingly sucked in by a video documenting extinct animals that might have roamed the Welsh hills some 1500 years ago and it’s entirely possible that you will too.
  • CJS Gallery: I have a particular soft spot for bad, vulgar art – not just unskilled pedestrian stuff, but work that is a combination of horrible AND violently-expensive and ostentatious, the sort of stuff that has come to basically define bits of Frieze to a certain extent, or the kind of work that you find in the ‘art’ section of Harrods (which, by the way, if you have never visited I can recommend unreservedly – it’s a spectacular bejewelled graveyard to taste) or in the shops at the Bellaggio in Vegas – which perhaps is why the TikTok account of this Dutch gallery spoke to me so hard. I don’t want to spoil the joy of this by describing it – it really does benefit from going in blind, so to speak – but I don’t think I’m spoiling anything by suggesting that the likely buyers for this sort of thing are the sorts of people who three years ago would have been loudly trading apes. Imagine if Tony Montana was a) real and b) alive in Miami RIGHT NOW and in the market to redecorate his mansion and c) had just banged about six kilos of his own product – this is EXACTLY where he would shop.
  • Wylder: To be honest, the timing of this link is a bit off – early November is not, to my mind at least, the time when people are desperate to get out into the GREAT OUTDOORS and start rambling and hacking and all that sort of bucolic fun. Still, I found it this week and that’s therefore when you’re getting it – Wylder is an app which is designed to encourage people to get out into the natural environment to walk and explore, and which sets you daily challenges and encourages community and, look, this is TREMENDOUSLY well-meaning and very much A Good Thing, but also rather has the slightly-knitted vibe of a COUNCIL INITIATIVE…because that’s basically what it is. There’s UK Government money in here somewhere, and it’s a Falmouth County Council project, and I really want this to succeed despite the aforementioned wholemeal knitted tweediness of the whole thing because it’s a nice idea and I can totally see the value – I can imagine it being of interest/use/help to people in their 50s or 60s, maybe, although should anyone of that age bracket be reading this, feel free to get in touch and tell me whether or not I am massively misrepresenting you here.
  • GDK: This is the website for a small chain of fast foot restaurants in the UK called ‘Gourmet Doner Kitchen’. They sell kebabs. THEIR WEB PRESENCE AND BRANDING IS SO GOOD! Seriously, what is it this year with fast food chains getting serious about their marketing – I think this is the third or fourth really excellent piece of digital brand work I’ve seen in this sector in 2023. I still don’t want to eat a fcuking doner kebab, fine, but I would like to congratulate whoever’s responsible for this which is just far more fun than it needs to be (and I am a sucker for the juxtaposition of ‘doner’ with ‘lambo’).
  • Restaurants In Peace: Another lovely piece of digital memorialisation in the shape of this project which seeks to keep a record of restaurants that have closed – it’s operating in a couple of dozen cities across North America, but the site suggests it’s planning to expand to more places, and the site’s simple functionality lets you add memories for any restaurant you wish to commemorate, and I would LOVE this for London; I think restaurant memory writing is always evocative and beautiful, and there’s something poignant and lovely about creating a crowdsourced record of the memories people have of places that were special to them (108 Garage RIP).
  • Collaboration Cookbook: I really like this idea, and it’s a nice example of community organisation principles in practice: “The collaboration cookbook is a living resource that includes recipes for real creative projects. Each recipe is an instruction for an activity, initiative, or experiment that is the products of people working together in creative partnership.” So here you’ll find instructions to help organise all sorts of different things – book clubs! Conferences! Record labels! Neighbourhood support schemes – in simple, easy to follow language; anyone can in theory add to these instructions with their own expertise, with the idea being that the ‘Cookbook’ will evolve into a general resource for collaborative action – this is INSANELY hippyish and the sort of thing I would normally be disgustingly cynical about because, well, that’s the sort of miserable cnut I am, but actually it turns out that I can’t be cynical about this at all and it’s just a really nice initiative.
  • Bathmates: Another example of high-end branding coming to…unexpected markets comes in the form of this company, which, er, as far as I can tell sells pumps which claim to help men achieve ‘better’ erections. Which, to be clear, I am including not because I imagine any of you are necessarily in the market for such a thing – NO SHAME if you are, though! We could all use better erections! – but because it has the branding and webdesign of a very different sort of company, one which exists to , I don’t know, sell you tastefully-curated financial services products rather than a penile sleeve which somehow uses…water? to make all your insecurities disappear (there is a real dearth of info on the site as to how the fcuk this is all meant to work – WHERE DOES THE WATER COME IN HERE?!) – and yet here we are! This is really slick, really clean, and makes me wonder whether we’re just at a point now when we’re all relaxed enough about sex and sexuality that we’re going to see mainstream ads for clitoral suction devices on the tube (which, to be clear, would be totally fine, as long as they’re nicely art-directed!).
  • Guess You: A new game by perennial creator of online distractions Monkeon, this lets you play ‘Guess Who?’ against the computer, with the wrinkle here being that, by answering a short series of questions about your appearance, the machine will attempt to identify which of the Guess Who? characters you most resemble. This will be funny for you exactly once, but it’s worth it.
  • QwertyTiles: It continually astonishes me how fcuking terrible so many people are at typing, despite the fact that we all spend so much fcuking time stuck in front of a keyboard-based interface – if you’d like to get marginally better at typing instructions to The Machine while at the same time pretending you’re playing a game rather than effectively doing Mavis Beacon then, well, you will LOVE Qwerty Tiles, which sets you a ‘type the cascading letters in order and in time’ challenge and which will absolutely kick your arse if you put it on ‘Pro’ mode.
  • Neighborle: A daily game where you’re tasked with identifying which countries share a border with another given country – so today, for example, you’re challenged with identifying the border neighbours of Sweden. You might find this incredibly, almost patronisingly, easy – I am some sort of geography untermensch and this left me feeling SO STUPID I actually had to turn off the computer and go for a walk.
  • Angry Pumpkins: On the one hand, this is a shonky Hallowe’en-themed Angry Birds clone; on the other, this has been made entirely with AI, from basic code to assets, and as such is worth a look as a curiosity. As ever, THIS IS THE WORST IT WILL EVER GETzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
  • The Basement Chronicles: Our final miscellaneous link of the week is this truly astonishing achievement – you remember the golden era of point-and-click adventure games, as embodied by LucasArts and titles like Day of the Tentacle and The Secret of Monkey Island? Well imagine those games but NEW and playable IN YOUR BROWSER RIGHT NOW – WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! The Basement Chronicles is a really incredible achievement – a 90s-style point-and-click game, complete with voice acting, all playable in your browser (and I think it works on mobile too); the graphics are great, the animation’s lovely and while the script and gameplay are, fine, not a patch on the actual retail classics of The Past, and, yes, the voice work isn’t exactly stellar (you can toggle this in the top-right if you’d like to turn it off), this is still FCUKING AMAZING and the best way of spending the next hour of your life that I can think of that doesn’t involve a hypodermic syringe and the blank wonder of forgetting.

By Aleksandra Waliszewska

OUR FINAL MIX OF THE WEEK COMES IN THE SHAPE OF THIS SELECTION OF BEATS IN THE NOW-CLASSIC UNKLE/NINJA TUNES STYLE SELECTED BY JAMES LAVELLE!

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • Crochet Creep: Knitting and crocheting of the most sinister kind. Disembodied limbs, monsters from dark corners of the psyche, eyeballs and viscera…BUT SO CUTE THOUGH!

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • James Elliott:  James Elliott is a man in Scotland who carves things out of wood, and this is his Instagram feed which is basically a collection of the most satisfying craft-y videos I have seen in months, and which will not fail to soothe you on some fairly fundamental level.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • Why We Need Utopias: This is SUCH an interesting interview – Kristn Ghodsee who’s written a new book about (unsurprisingly) utopias, in conversation with Nathan J Robinson for Current Affairs magazine about the value that utopian thinking can have in expanding horizons in popular culture, and the importance of reclaiming the concept of ‘utopias’ from technologists who have spent much of the past 20-odd years grasping the idea in their sweaty little palms and telling us that theirs was the only route to the promised land (and that route was paved in silicon). At heart this is a conversation about the necessity for imagination, and the power of ideas to shape realities, and the importance of having a breadth of thinking when conceiving of the future because without that the future calcifies in the hands of the few, and how vital it is to think of social structures in ways that aren’t just focused on ‘private vs public vs state’. Honestly, I am a miserable cynic and even I found this genuinely fascinating and not a little hopeful: “Every single community that I looked at trans-historically and cross-culturally tended to coalesce around a similar pot mix of policies, about where we live, how we live, with whom we live, with whom we share our resources, and how we raise and educate our children. What I find really interesting is these kinds of more futuristic techno-utopias tend to really be policy oriented about things that we can do in the formal economic sphere to make life more amenable to human flourishing, what Noam Chomsky sometimes calls “expanding the floor of the cage.” And for me, I want to think about, what is it about the family and our relations with each other in our domestic private lives that is also playing a role in upholding this system? Are there ways, if we start to change our domestic and private relations with each other, that will ultimately, down the road, impact the system itself?””
  • The Balkanisation of the Web: A wide-ranging essay looking at the history of the web and its evolution and the extent to which the increasingly-fragmented nature of the digital/online experience has changed how we – and, perhaps more importantly, the extent to which we even *can* – meaningfully communicate with each other. This is occasionally a bit wooly (to my mind at least), but raises a lot of interesting questions that have been floating around my head this year as The Web Sort Of Falls Apart – for example, “Our online tools on screens enable completely unprecedented methods for connection. When my mom immigrated to Canada in the early 1990s, she’d go months without speaking to her family because of the prohibitively high cost of long-distance phone calls. Today, online messaging tools make this a complete non-issue. The restrictions placed upon context — distance and cost — have been removed. In the time since, we’ve removed many more context-based restrictions. Today, any individual or actor has access to platforms which can broadcast their message to millions of people overnight. This unboundedness offers us incredible freedom to communicate with anybody, but it also represents a fundamental shift in how we communicate, which ultimately determines our reality. TikTok’s For You page — perhaps the site of the current cultural zeitgeist — is a curated feed made for specifically you by the algorithm based on what it thinks you will engage with. It’s a great departure from a TV channel, a radio station — the centralized broadcast network of yore. After the Fall of the Facebook Wall, we had the “Feed” which kept a semblance of a shared experience but the For You page is a step removed from the “Feed”. It further entrenches the user in an individual algorithmic reality, a reality which is thoroughly divorced from the experience of the Other.” If you’re interested in this stuff, you might also be interested in the concept of ‘the web revival’, which is outlined on this Page and which feels broadly-orthogonal to many of the arguments being made in the essay: the web revival “is about reclaiming the technology in our lives and asking what we really want from the tools we use, and the digital experiences we share. The Web Revival often references the early Internet, but it’s not about recreating a bygone web; the Web Revival is about reviving the spirit of openness and fresh excitement that surrounded the Web in its earliest days.”
  • The AI Executive Order: I appreciate that the vast majority of you will have had it up to *gestures* here with talk of AI this week, but for the few of you who are interested enough to bother digging into the meat of it, the AI Executive Order announced by Biden this week is…well, it’s a start. I strongly encourage you to have a read through it if you’ve the time, as it offers an interesting counterpoint to the more…er…’vibes-based’ schtick coming out of Bletchley this week – in particular, the allusion to a need for union involvement and collective bargaining in the face of the evisceration of the jobs market feels markedly more sensible and real-worldish than the horrid, awkward spectacle of Rishi deferentially-fellating Elon onstage. Gary Marcus’ short take on the whole thing is typically sensible, although if you want an alternative take from someone who is VERY anti the idea of any sort of regulation then you can see such a thing here. Basically, though, this week has gone much as anyone paying attention to this stuff would have expected – lots of noise, lots of handwaving, and nothing meaningful in terms of ‘policies or principles that will go at least some small way to hedging against the mad upheaval of literally everything we’ve come to call ‘the information economy’ that is coming in the next 5 years’. Just because you are convinced that AI is going to (probably) make everything amazing in the future doesn’t ALSO mean that it’s not going to make everything quite spectacularly unamazing for lots an lots of people in the short-to-medium term.
  • Against Open Sourcing: Rene over at Good Internet has been having OPINIONS about the sensibleness or otherwise of fully open source AI models for a while now, and neatly encapsulates them in this post which I basically just spent three minutes nodding along to as I read it.
  • Chatting With The Machine: A useful companion to the ‘Dot’ link in the top section, this – Ars Technica looks at how people are coming to use GPT now that there’s an inbuilt text-to-voice system in the app, and how some users are chatting to it like an actual companion and using it as a way of, I don’t know, venting, or roleplaying conversations, or just staving off the hideous lonely realisation that we are all at heart alone and that empathy is an impossible dream. There’s the obvious comparison to the film ‘Her’ (which, please, can we outlaw? thanks!) but other than that this is an interesting look at some of the emergent usecases for this stuff that at the same time raises one or two interesting questions about the wisdom of just letting this stuff develop with no oversights whatsoever because it’s not ‘frontier AI’ and as such it doesn’t matter.
  • Robots That Chat: I must grudgingly admit to a degree of admiration for the Boston Dynamics PR team who this week seemed to undo about 5 years worth of ‘dear God the killer robots are getting better’ negative buzz by, er, fitting one of their Spot models with some Googly eyes and an LLM-enabled text-to-speech interface with some predefined personality traits, and letting us watch as ‘Sassy Robot Dog’ threw shade at a bunch of human interlocutors. This is less interesting in terms of the specifics – I am personally unamused by ‘Sassy Robot Dog’, joyless fcuk that I inevitably am – but significantly moreso in terms of the explanations here about how they cobbled this all together from a bunch of existing free tools; I can’t stress enough how much SURPRISE AND DELIGHT mileage you can get out of stuff like this at the moment, and it’s really not that complicated to make something quite fun, so pull your fcuking fingers out advermarketingprdrones and, er, accede to my entirely unreasonable demands for branded AI entertainments.
  • Some Useful Thoughts On Working With AI Right Now: Another week, another superb essay by Ethan Mollick which I will link to here despite the fact that if you have any interest in this stuff you really ought to have subscribed to his newsletter directly by now – this one’s about how to usefully think about ‘prompting’ as a thing in the current iteration of AI models, and why (per what I’ve been saying for 9 months fwiw) ‘prompt engineering’ is not in fact going to be a ‘thing’ in the future.
  • AI Seinfeld Is Broken: Do you remember the heady days of…oooh…March, was it, when AI Seinfeld appeared and it was a genuinely weird and exciting and novel thing to watch a ‘show’ (loosely defined) that was ALL machine-created? I imagine that after your initial burst of interest (or, more likely utter indifference) you promptly forgot all about the existence of the AI Seinfeld Twitch stream and went back to watching stuff that was, well, actually entertaining, but the stream kept on streaming to dwindling viewer numbers…until this week when it basically just seems to have broken in ways that its creators claim to not really understand, devolving into a surreal stuck-loop-state which, perversely, saw an uptick in interest again as people flocked to watch the AI flid out. It seems to have righted itself a bit since the initial news broke – you can read a slightly more detailed account here – but there’s something BEAUTIFUL about the decay here and how it has all fallen apart like some sort of weirdly-recursive AI ourobouros eating itself (AIrobouros? sorry).
  • AI Art at MOMA: A review/critique of a recent exhibition at MOMA NYC of a work called ‘Unsupervised’ by artist Refik Anadol – the work’s described in the piece as follows: “The work is not about AI, at least not intentionally. Anadol is using AI to mediate the building in which it is displayed — the Museum of Modern Art. It’s a GAN trained on the MoMA’s holdings. The core structure of the visualizations we see are a “latent space walk,” a video that interpolates points in between all of the data points inside the network.  Those “data points” are 180,000 images from the MoMA archive, clustered into smaller bits by visual similarity. So, drawings and sketches, for example, may be in one cluster, while photography is in another, oil paintings and pop art in others, etc. Between these, there may be some kind of overlap, but when I was there the cluster size was just 606 images. The model then interpolates new images — imagine a “slider” that phases one image into the other. The GAN can render these “in between” images across 606 images. Even a small cluster of 606 (out of 180,000) has a vast magnitude of possibilities: every image can move in 606 directions.” So effectively the work exists at the intersection between work and data and classifier and curator and audience (/pseud!) – the critique here is both about the piece’s effectiveness as a means of casting new light on established work, but also about the ways in which it communicates and presents the role of the AI to the viewer, and I found it a really interesting critique of how we think about – and present – the work of The Machine, both in and out of the context of ‘art’.
  • AI Has A Hotness Problem: This struck me a few months back, and still feels like FERTILE TERRITORY for a brand campaign for the right sort of cosmetics/lifestyle company, so feel free to remember me and where you heard this first when you’re drowning in metal on the Croisette next year. This piece in the Atlantic riffs on something I’ve been thinking of for a while now – to whit, that the nature of aesthetics is going to change in not insignificant ways with the growth of machine-generated imagery, specifically based on the materials said machines have been trained on, and even more specifically the fact that those images tend to be of beautiful people and things. Think about it – the vast majority of the images of people on the web are of VERY BEAUTIFUL people (often naked, but let’s not worry about that right now), and as such The Machine will, not unreasonably, tend towards the creation of images that reflect said training set. Which means that it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to create things that are genuinely ugly from AI machines – you can, fine, create stuff that looks like it’s from a horror movie, or from war photography (in both cases with the right sort of jailbroken or open source models), but that’s not quite the same thing. Ask Midjourney, say, to produce an image of an ‘ugly’ person and you will instead get, at worst, people with the sort of ‘interesting’ faces that see them celebrated by internationally-recognised photographers rather than the sort of quotidian hideousness that we see every day on the streets or when I make the mistake of looking into a mirror. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND WHAT WILL IT DO TO US? I have literally no idea, but it’s a fascinating question and made me think that there is a REALLY easy win for Dove (or some other similar horrible FMCG brand) to ‘make AI see REAL people’ or somesuch crap.
  • The Singing Modi: Rest of World looks at the recent spate of ‘fun’ AI-juiced clips of famously-cuddly Indian Premier Nahindra Modi, specifically those of him singing popular tunes, and asks some interesting questions about the ways in which tech such as this is going to affect political campaigning and propaganda in countries such as India where literacy levels are low and video and audio can have a transformative impact on communication and impact, and where you can basically create a video of any politician saying anything you like, to be shared on tiny screens on low bandwidth, thereby making it incredibly hard to determine whether or not something’s been spoofed or not because the overall quality is basically potato.
  • The New News: A decent overview by Taylor Lorenz of some of the ways in which ‘the news’ is being reported and consumed in this era of all video, TikTok first communications. In common with much of Lorenz’s output, she’s exceptional on detail and knowing her beat and, to my mind at least, significantly less exceptional when it comes to asking critical questions about What This All Means – still, there’s some interesting material in here about the different ways in which people are exploiting the TikTok niche when it comes to packaging and delivering news to an audience that simply won’t ever click a WaPo url.
  • The Tragically Millennial Vocabulary of the FTX Trial: Yes, I know, ANOTHER SBF link – but I promise it will be the last one now that he’s going to the Big House for a very long time. I did enjoy this article, though, which focuses specifically on the linguistic tics that are revealed through the court transcripts and subpoena’d documents that were shared as evidence, and which basically makes the broad thesis that the only significant and lasting contribution that the millennial generation have made to society to date is the pollution of the language thanks to terms like ‘YOLO’. Which, to be clear, is obviously rubbish – no, people between the ages of 30 and 42, you HAVE accomplished something, I promise! There would be no mattress landfill without you, if nothing else! – but made me laugh a lot, and has given me an excellent stick with which to (metaphorically, to be clear) beat my girlfriend.
  • Greece, Politics and TikTok: This is an interesting piece, about the recent rise to the leadership of Greek political party Syriza of one Stafanos Kasselakis who came seemingly out of nowhere and ran a social media-first campaign whose focus was rather more on image and vibe than on concrete policy platforms. I confess to being largely ignorant of the day-to-day of Greek politics and as such I have no idea how accurate or comprehensive this piece in WIRED is (should any of you have any additional info I would be fascinated to hear it, genuinely), but I’ve thought for a few years now that Greece is an interesting political petri dish for much of the rest of the world and I think the broad trend here – politicians reaching the electorate directly via video through social platforms – is very much one we’re going to see replicated everywhere, for better or worse.
  • The Restaurant Revolution: This is very much a niche piece, I appreciate – it’s about the practical business of running a restaurant, specifically in New York – but I found it interesting less because of what it says about that particular business and more because of the lesson I think it teaches about scale and growth, and that CERTAIN THINGS DO NOT WORK ABOVE A CERTAIN SIZE OR SCALE, AND THAT THAT IS OK! I do honestly think that this is a lesson that needs to be internalised more widely – to whit, that not everything can or should exist at vast scale, and that perhaps it is actually better on a human (if not, fine, a Venture Capital vampire) level if in fact they don’t.
  • Big John Fury: If you want a practical example of the extent to which ‘crossover boxing’ has taken hold of a certain swathe of culture in this country it can be found in the fact that this is the third (excellent) longread I have featured on it in the past month or so. This one, though, is included less because of the subject matter (Tyson and Tommy Fury’s dad John) and more because it’s Joel Golby and he’s on excellent form, and the first ⅔ of this are genuinely superb writing about England and culture and WHO WE ARE AS A NATION – frankly the piece falls off a bit when we have to start listening to Big John himself because, well, I could not possibly give less of a fcuk about the thoughts and opinions of the man, but Joel’s writing is always a joy. The b4stard.
  • Flambee Confessions: A lovely essay about the particular experience of being one of the people whose job it is to man the flambee cart at one of those insane New York steakhouses (all dark wood and pieces of meat that weigh about as much as a small child and seemingly retail at $300, a price at which, despite its patent ridiculousness, NOONE EVER SEEMS TO BAULK) – this is beautifully-observed throughout, and will give you a small craving for a dish you have probably never eaten (in this case, Bananas Foster – apologies if you’re more cosmopolitan than me and eat this every day, but I had NEVER heard of this).
  • Weird Games Auteur: There’s a new videogame out called Alan Wake 2 – you don’t really need to know or care very much about that to enjoy this piece, though, which is less about the game than it is about the studio (and the individual) behind it. Videogames is one of the final industries, other perhaps than luxe fashion, where the idea of THE AUTEUR is still indulged in maximal fashion, and that’s what shines through in this piece – the studio behind the game is a small Finnish company called ‘Remedy’, and its visionary head is called Sam Lake…except he isn’t, that’s a constructed identity, and, honestly, that’s one of the more normal things about him. This is a GREAT profile – seriously, whether or not you care about videogames it’s so nice to read something about a genuine creative maverick (and also one who doesn’t seem like they are a total pr1ck, which makes a nice change).
  • The SEO People: Dispatches from a conference of SEO specialists in – where else? – Florida; you may not think that this will be entertaining, but it’s both a slightly sad portrait of the people who’ve sort-of fcuked the web for the rest of us, and one of those classic ‘innocent abroad’ portraits of a specific, very weird, professional sector getting its jolly on, and I will never ever tire of those.
  • Real Play: I think this came to me via Caitlin’s excellent newsletter – another of those pieces I mentioned last week on people’s relationship with specific videogames, this one about Devon Brody’s memories of playing The Sims, and now that play reflected the specific shape and contours of their life at various moments…honestly, I would read a whole magazine or anthology composed solely of this sort of writing and I can’t be the only person. Can the LRB do a ‘videogames’ issue, please, for the sort of crushingly-pretentious people (ahem) who like to cite Lacan when discussing Mario? Thanks!
  • Eds Things: Beautiful and heartbreaking memorialisation of the artist Ed Aulerich-Sugai by his sometime-lover Robert Gluck – this is an extract from Gluck’s book, and it is so so so beautiful, sad and sexy and poignant and funny, and a portrait of a time in a city that’s been captured many times before but here feels presented as though fresh. Such a gorgeous piece of writing which I promise you will adore.
  • The Tea Table: Our final longread of this week comes from Sarah Lippicott, who died on Sunday – she was an editor of science books, and this piece is WONDERFUL, all about her memories of starting in science as a woman in the 1950s and the attendant, expected sexism she faced…the writing is funny and light and the whole thing reminded me to a remarkable degree of the novel ‘Lessons in Chemistry’ (which I expected to hate, but really didn’t) and if you enjoyed that at all (and even if you didn’t) you will be charmed by this.

By Joakim Eskildsen

AND NOW, MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS!:

Webcurios 27/10/23

Reading Time: 36 minutesHELLO EVERYONE HELLO!

In a departure from recent weeks I am not going to open by talking about how everything is terrible (HAPPY NOW ADAM?!) – instead, I am going to recommend a play to you, should you be in a position to be able to get to a theatre in London in the next month, and then I am going to fcuk off and have a shower and leave you with the links, of which there is a particularly fine selection this week (especially in the longreads, where there really is something for absolutely everyone) (unless you’re illiterate, in which case you may struggle) (and also won’t have been able to read this, rendering this whole, largely unfunny riff entirely otiose).

Is it…is it better when I say everything’s awful? Maybe it is.

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and if you are still here despite that frankly appalling attempt at an intro then, well, I salute you.

By Piero Percoco

(NB – images are lifted from This Isn’t Happiness, about which more in the Tumblr section down there)


WE BEGIN THIS WEEK WITH A PERFECTLY-POPPY AND STUPENDOUSLY-MIXED SELECTION BY DJ SABRINA THE TEENAGE DJ, WHICH VERY MUCH ISN’T MY USUAL SORT OF THING BUT WHICH I FOUND MYSELF ENJOYING TO A SURPRISING EXTENT THIS WEEK AND WHICH YOU MIGHT TOO!

THE SECTION WHICH IS SOMEWHAT CONCERNED THAT IT IS YET TO RECEIVE ITS INVITATION TO THE FORTHCOMING AI SAFETY SUMMIT BUT WHICH PRESUMES THAT IT’S JUST LOST IN THE POST OR SOMETHING, PT.1:

  • 1337: Has the concept of ‘leetspeak’ (ask your parents, or someone who was terminally-virginal circa 2004) come full circle and become somehow socially acceptable? I am unsure, which makes me wonder whether the branding for this new…thing (yes, I know, but bear with me, this is genuinely a bit weird and hard to explain) is really going to work. Still, it is VERY futureweird, so perhaps none of the old rules (ie don’t name your business after a widely-derided concept of ‘cool’ created by the least-cool people ever to exist) apply any more. 1337 (hurts every time I type it) is, according to the homepage, ‘a diverse ecosystem of AI entities’ – or, more specifically, a new-ish business which has just received a bunch of additional funding to pursue its vision of a near future in which our social platforms and the rest of the web are increasingly populated by AI-enabled…what do we call them? Avatars? Infomorphs (thanks Marcus for the education on that particular term)? Anyway, digital, non-human actors, for want of a better description, which ‘actors’ will have full, autonomous ‘existences’ in digital social space, posting and commenting and generally giving all the impression of being a creature with interests and desires and motivations while under the hood being nothing but a collection of spicy autocomplete prompts and some light Midjourney wrangling. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA. Still, take a moment to go onto the website and have a scroll and a read – there’s some pretty special copy, as you might expect, including this beautiful few paras: “1337, or “leet”, is a nod to early gaming and hacking culture. Once used to refer to the elite [AUTHOR’S NOTE  – LOL!] —those highly skilled and with access. Now, we’re democratizing that access [AUTHOR’S NOTE – ACCESS TO WHAT?!?!?!]. Inspired by open-source principles. Together with creators we co-create a diverse ecosystem of A1 Entities, living real virtual lives online—human soul, digital pulse. They connect, educate, and inspire niche communities.” Erm, what? The amount of work that’s already gone into this is pretty spectacular, though – there are about 50 individual character profiles, each with a reasonably-fleshed-out backstory and persona and ‘interests’, obviously vaguely designed to tick a specific demographic box or two; you have ‘edgy tattoo egirl’, for example, and ‘sensitive-but-sporty guy’, and there’s a suitably-2023 emphasis on diversity and inclusion and lots of references to the (to reiterate, entirely fictitious and made-up) characters’ DESIRES and WANTS and EMOTIONAL STATUS, and each character has its own social profiles which have already started populating the web with a bunch of AI-generated scurf (profile pictures and some lame captions, from what I can see, along with curated playlists on Spotify and possibly blogs as well…WHAT IS THIS FOR?!?! There’s a bit more detail on the business idea behind this in 
    this TechCrunch profile 
    of the business – I *think* that the end play here is to effectively have these characters working as on-demand microinfluencers to the communities into which they ‘fit’, and monetise the whole thing through brands paying the avatars to shill their tat to actual, real people, but I am unconvinced that a semi-AI puppet is going to be able to persuade kids to part with real money for stuff, however cute and doe-eyed it is and however much it pretends to have feelings and plays the long game when it comes to community participation…There’s some interesting talk in the piece about the way in which the ‘community’ will be able to choose the direction of the characters’ narrative arcs and interests, and eventually be able to create their own characters and monetise them in some ill-defined way (monetising your own AI bots is very much the theme this week, it seems, with Quora’s Poe LLM platform announcing that very thing ), but this overall feels like something that is never, ever going to take off (but which I am intrigued to keep a vague eye on so that I am not totally surprised when I am proved wrong and we’re all chatting with our AI friends on Discord by August 2024).
  • Internet Artefacts: It’s entirely possible you’ve seen this already as it’s been EVERYWHERE this week – rightly so, it’s a lovely bit of webby nostalgia by Neal Agarwal, who returns with a ‘MUSEUM OF THE HISTORY OF THE WEB’, presenting a selection of artefacts which are in some way significant to the development of the internet we know and have a painfully-complicated symbiotic relationship with today! This goes through some classics – the first photo on the web! The Space Jam website! Ishkur’s Guide To Electronic Music (Christ that was a good website)! – and is basically a wonderful, nostalgic trip back through time to an era when all of this stuff felt playful and fun and like we were making and discovering and just sort of messing around in pleasingly-creative ways, rather than, as it often does in the here and now, feeling like we’re worrying at scabs with the compulsive action of a caged and distressed animal (did I say that out loud?). This is not only a great bit of online history and storytelling, but there are SO MANY fun little games and websites preserved in here – the fact that you can play so many of the original games and animations inside the site is a really nice touch. It’s entirely possible that several of you will click this link and get stuck (it’s all I can do not to abandon you right now and just go and play the clicky-hovery helicopter game from 2002 for the next four hours, for example), but I can’t really blame you for that.
  • The Protest in Roblox: I’m presenting this largely without comment, other than to say that this is the most future thing I’ve seen since that period of the Hong Kong protests when all those photos emerged of the protestors facing off against the police amongst drones and neon. 100% the most Gibsonian thing of the year so far (it feels a bit like that ought to be an award, doesn’t it? Someone forward this to Bill and see if he fancies judging it), and the first real example of something I could point at and go ‘see? The metaverse!’ (lol, jk, I would of course never say those words, but you get the vague point I hope).
  • Haunted: It does rather feel like there’s enough real-world horror to be going on with right now so as to not to really need the whole Hallowe’en thing, but it appears to be coming round again regardless of my wishes (so selfish), and as such I suppose I ought to pay at least some sort of small degree of linky homage to the Great Pumpkin. Haunted is a neat little web experience thingy made by a Canadian digital agency called ‘The Digital Panda’, and it’s effectively a variant on those ‘how many scary movie titles can you guess from the clues on the webpage?’ games but with a whole bunch of nice little bells and whistles, from the 3d model of the haunted house which you poke around to find clues, to the lighting effects from the lantern, to the spooky sound effects…click around the house, find the ICONIC (sorry) props and clues from the various horror films, identify the correct movies, win…well, nothing (sorry!), but perhaps you can take a small sense of pride and accomplishment away with you.
  • Five Radio Stations: I think I am slightly in love with this. This is a gorgeous little art project in which five different artists create their own personal interpretations of the idea of a radio station, playing with various idea of narrative and sound design and playing with tech to create a selection of what are basically self-contained audio art projects with a central unifying theme of a shared listening experience – the project self-describes as “a group show comprising five artworks that are also radio stations. Listen to them via this website by clicking ‘play’ on any of the five station pages, or seek out a dedicated listening location. The works can be enjoyed like any radio station, as a focus or in the background, and for a shorter or longer duration of time. Although they are automated, the stations are not on-demand but streamed as live, meaning each listener hears the same thing at the same time as an invisible community of other people.” The five stations are all of the mostly-gentle, a bit ambient variety, but I’ve been enjoying switching between them as I write this morning – currently I’m listening to 24h At The End Of The World, “A radio station by Benedikt H. Hermannsson taking us on a personal, 24-hour tour of his native Iceland. The listener almost forgets they are in his company, or rather, in his ear. They are with the musician-artist and those he meets. The audience hears the sound of his son’s footsteps in the snow, the rehearsals for his concerts, and certain conversations that take place, and so travel across the country in an intimate way”; earlier, though, I was very much enjoying the AI-enabled nonsense warblings of InfraordinaryFM, “A radio station by Daniel John Jones and Seb Emina delivering reliable, real-time information about commonplace and quotidian happenings around the world. Tides, aircraft movements, pinball scores, weather conditions, lost and found items, bird sightings and other ordinary events are gathered from over 150 countries and reported live in the form of spoken bulletins.” Honestly, I really do adore this – there’s something genuinely meditative about each piece in a way you don’t always get with digital art experiences.
  • Just A Baby: I confess to being…unsure as to where I found this, but WOW did it open my eyes to a community and series of lifestyle choices that I wasn’t hitherto unaware of – as ever, I’m presenting this without comment because, well, I appreciate fertility is hard and everyone has the right to do things differently, but also CRIKEY. Just A Baby is a social network-slash-matchmaking-platform which exists to pair women who, well, just want a baby with men who, well, are willing to supply them with the raw materials to achieve that goal – ‘FIND PEOPLE, MAKE BABIES’ runs the strapline, which at the very least has the benefit of being unambiguously clear. You can basically search for donors or surrogates or whatever you think you need, all without the tedious complications of, I don’t know, officially-sanctioned fertility services – there’s a ‘testimonial’ on the homepage which excitedly exclaims ‘no gatekeeping!’ which raises SO MANY QUESTIONS FOR ME – and there’s obviously a bunch of monetisation stuff going on in terms of your ability to message potential donors, etc…I am SO INTRIGUED by this (not enough to download the app and use it, fine, but), specifically about whether or not you can get ‘super user’ designation if you, I don’t know, ‘give the gift of childbirth’ to a particular number of people (is there a ‘SuperSperm’ badge), and I would imagine that if you dig around there is probably some genuinely-eyebrow-raising lifestyle stuff going on at the edges of all this. I bet Musk’s on there under a pseudonym.
  • The Analogue Foundation: Are you a sound person? Do you firmly believe that you CAN tell the difference between a £3,000 and a £30,000 B&O setup, that it really DOES matter if your connector cables are gold-tipped and titanium-corded, and that if someone touches your limited edition vinyl stash without gloves that they really do deserved to be slit from sternum to perineum and left to exsanguinate above a cold, polished concrete floor? If so then you might be EXACTLY the sort of person for whom the Analogue Society is intended – it’s “a creative collective, founded in 2016 by world-renowned engineer and producer Russell Elevado, the Soundwalk Collective, an advanced contemporary sonic arts platform, and Audio-Technica, a company dedicated to high-quality sound and music experiences. They’ve since been joined by Berlin-based recording engineer Erik Breuer, who built the listening bar and recording studios that make up Analogue Foundation Berlin”, and the website offers you a bunch of ways to ENJOY ANALOGUE, through details about international events (focused seemingly on the usual Western hipster capitals) and sanctioned LISTENING STATIONS, and even some mixtapes which you can – HERESY! – listen to online should you desire.
  • Emoji Storm: This is utterly frivolous and pointless and won’t amuse you for more than about 30s or so, but WHAT a 30s – just let yourself go a bit limp and sink into your screen for a short while and let the emoji fountain just sort of wash across your field of vision. Feel better? See? You can even fiddle with the speed and composition of the emoji eruption by clicking the menu icon in the top right, should you want something more particularly tailored to your own specific needs and wants and desires.
  • Doodloosh: Every now and again I stumble across some poor kid who’s being sold as some sort of arts prodigy, with their largely-abstract daubings being held up as masterpieces of form and composition and being sold at auction by wide-smiling and in-no-way-exploitative parents and agents, all of whom DEFINITELY have the child’s best interests at heart (I always wonder what happens to these kids when they age out of being cute, tow-haired art prodigies and the puberty hits and they enter the creature stage of adolescence and they feel the need to explore THE DARKNESS WITHIN THEM via the medium of collage or something – I feel there’s a documentary just waiting to be made about this, seriously)…anyway, if you’ve always thought ‘hang on, little Kaydn’s got real talent and frankly we could do with him paying his way in these straitened times’ then you might be interested in this website, which as far as I can tell exists solely to offer up a marketplace for kids to sell their terrible pictures on. It ‘empowers kids to take advantage of their creativity’, it says here, but offering them the chance to, er, attempt to auction off their pictures. I am going to tentatively say that this might not be around for long – it’s only launched recently, but it doesn’t seem to be a hive of signups at present and the current roster of ‘artists’ is, er, somewhat sparse – but if you’ve ever wanted to offer your progeny a real-life example of the cruel vicissitudes of the market and the painful realisation that noone actually wants to buy what you’re selling (important life lessons both, as I can testify!) then this could well be PERFECT. If nothing else, if anyone does actually end up selling through this I am 100% using it as a source of birthday gifts (really hope my girlfriend doesn’t read this bit).
  • Tennis Video Analysis: I have no idea if this is useful or if it even works (great link quality control Matt, ffs), but I figured there may be a couple of you who play tennis and could find this useful – this webapp lets you capture footage of someone playing tennis and using bodytracking tech and some rudimentary AI to offer analysis of your stance, style and technique based on what it ‘sees’ – there’s a free version with some limited functionality, but there’s also a few paid tier options which apparently will offer ‘coaching’ of sorts; it doesn’t, fine, LOOK super-professional, but this could be what you need to drag yourself from the bottom of the parents’ doubles league (if only your other half would put the effort in, etc etc).
  • Daylyy: I know I am basically the very antonym of the concept of ‘entrepreneurialism’, and that I have all the drive and ambition of celery, but I refuse to believe that ANYONE can launch an Instagram alternative in 2023 and seriously think it has any meaningful chance of taking off (seriously, I have seen DOZENS in the past decade and the only ones still going are the ones like Vero which are backed by seemingly-infinite pools of not-entirely-undodgy money) – still, GOOD LUCK to the team behind the latest attempt to ‘make photo-based social media good again’! Daylyy (looking at that word upsets me) is yet another ‘we’re taking it back to basics!’ offering, aimed squarely at the people upset with the fact that noone sees the photographs they post on Insta anymore re Reels, Stories and the rest – “No filters. No uploads. A social platform for users to casually share pictures and videos like a daily content journal. Daylyy is the opposite of current social media. We are not interested in the edited and polished final product. Daylyy is the journey – all the moments in between” – and, look, maybe it will take off with a niche audience of photography enthusiasts who literally just want to share nice snaps of their life without turning every single moment of their waking day into a poorly-produced piece of reality TV content, but I wouldn’t hold my breath here (based on previous predictive track records of mine, you may want to therefore by stock in this as soon as you’re able).
  • The Black Gold Tapestry: I LOVE THIS! It’s basically like the Bayeaux Tapestry if the Bayeaux Tapestry was about oil and energy and the environment instead of a bloke having his brains rearranged by an arrow through the eye. “Sandra M Sawatzky has made a 21st century work of art relating the saga of oil, global societal change, and energy transition through the power and beauty of 67 metres of hand embroidery” – the site presents it section-by-section, in pleasingly high-res, and it unexpectedly works really well as a means of presenting the work.
  • Groundhop Map: If you’re the sort of person who LOVES FOOTBALL and who thinks that a trip to a new city or foreign country is basically just an excuse to visit an obscure local football team so that you can get drunk and leave YOUR obscure local football team’s club sticker proudly plastered to the cistern of one of the toilets (this is, as far as I can tell, what a significant proportion of lower-league football fandom revolves around), then this is going to change your life (in a good way, although that might not be the case for your long-suffering, football-hating travel companion). Groundhop Map maps football matches taking place on, er, a map – pick a day and you can magically see the games that are on, where they are, with the ability to filter by competition and level – honestly, if you’re travelling and want to find a game to watch nearby then this is GOLDEN. It’s very much a work-in-progress and they only have a limited selection of leagues represented at the moment, but it’s worth keeping bookmarked as it could be REALLY useful.
  • Hospitalithings: I LOVE THIS IT IS SO SUPREMELY MUNDANE! Would you like a website whose sole purpose is to host a range of photographs of very banal objects, taken in hotel rooms over the course of the past 6 years? OF COURSE YOU WOULD YOU ARE NOT MADE OF STONE AFTER ALL! “Since that fateful trip in 2017, my ritual remains unchanged whenever I enter a hotel room. I meticulously photograph the same eleven objects: decoration, door handle, hairdryer, keys, lamp, light switch, personal hygiene toiletries, remote control, shower drain, shower tap and the toilet roll holder. I preserve these moments in the Instagram-friendly square format, embracing the authenticity of the scene, without any embellishments. Over the years, this collection has grown, encompassing hundreds of photos from seven different countries. Yet these images lay dormant on my computer, waiting for the right moment to be shared. Finally I found the inspiration to breathe life into my collection. As a web developer, it was only natural that I decided to create a website. I also christened my photographic pursuit with a fitting name: “Hospitalithings.” This name pays homage to these objects of hospitality.” Honestly, this is practically-perfect and I would like to pay a genuinely sincere thankyou to the nameless person who’s selflessly sharing their weird little obsessive hobby with the world.
  • Pirr: After the ‘sexy AI ASMR’ from a few weeks back, now we have…AI adult fiction cowriting apps! Would you like to spend a significant chunk of time attempting to co-create erotic fiction with Sexy Clippy, tapping away at your phone as the prompts become more feverish and your breath more ragged? No, I can’t imagine that you do because that sounds frankly weird and about as sexy as mince – and yet, as ever, here we are. Pirr purports to let you use its ‘specially-trained sexy authorial AI technology’ (I am paraphrasing here) to spin up whatever textual grot you fancy, engaging in a ‘co-scripting’ process that sees you and the machine create textual bongo that you can then share with others on the platform – there’s a bunch of stuff in there about how you can make your ‘creative process’ visible to, and collaborative with, others, but I confess to not actually having tried this because, well a) I have literally no interest in penning ‘sexy’ stories whether with a chatbot or otherwise; and b) the last time I featured this sort of thing was the ASMR erotic audio thing, which I did in fact briefly have a play with in the spirit of ‘journalistic’ (lol) curiosity and which, despite repeated attempts to make it stop, has sent me approximately three VERY THIRSTY emails a day exhorting me to check back in and, frankly, I could do without being chased around the web by weird machine sexbots.

ByCinta Vidal


WE GO BACK TO 1996 NOW WITH THIS GORGEOUS AND VERY AUTUMNAL RECORD BY DJ KRUSH AND TOSHINORI KONDO WHICH REALLY IS VERY LOVELY INDEED AND WHICH I URGE YOU TO LISTEN TO IF YOU DON’T KNOW IT!

THE SECTION WHICH IS SOMEWHAT CONCERNED THAT IT IS YET TO RECEIVE ITS INVITATION TO THE FORTHCOMING AI SAFETY SUMMIT BUT WHICH PRESUMES THAT IT’S JUST LOST IN THE POST OR SOMETHING, PT.2:

  • Recursive Recipes: I like this a lot – it’s very silly, fine, but also it works far better than it needs to given it’s basically just a one-note gag taken to an extreme. “A recursive recipe is one where ingredients in the recipe can be replaced by another recipe. The more ingredients you replace, the more that the recipe is made truly from scratch.” So pick from one of the recipes on the site, select how many you want to make and then start clicking to see exactly how ‘from scratch’ you want to get and how long it will take you and how much it would cost if you were to try and do EVERYTHING. This feels vaguely orthogonally related to the old ‘making a toaster from scratch’ project from what feels like DECADES ago –oh God it was 2010 I am SO OLD – but just a bit sillier. Via Giuseppe, whose newsletter is always excellent.
  • Tertulia: This is an interesting idea: “Inspired by the informal salons (“tertulias”) of Spanish cafes and bars, Tertulia is a new way to discover books through all the lively and enriching conversations they inspire. Tertulia serves up book recommendations and book talk from across social media, podcasts, and the web — all in one app which incorporates seamless book purchasing. If a book has moved someone enough to get them talking, you can find it, buy it, and share it on Tertulia.” There’s an interesting co-ownership element to the project, in which members who pay a fee to get cheap books, free shipping, etc, also have an ownership stake in the company which allows for a say in governance decisions and an eventual share of any profits it might one day make – while it’s unlikely anyone’s ever going to get rich through this, it’s a really nice example of collective organisation and practical community-building without reference to DAOs or NFTs or crypto of any sort (see, it IS possible!).
  • Maps.fm: This comes to me via my friend Ben and is SUCH A GOOD IDEA (and another example of ‘mapping stuff is just a generally good and useful thing to do from a UX/UI point of view, turns out’) – Maps.fm’s simple gimmick is to let you look at a map of the world and then select podcast episodes that are about or related to a specific location on said map. Want to instantly be able to access every single podcast ever recorded about Swindon? No, of course you don’t, but should you ever find yourself gripped by such a mad compulsion then WOW are you going to be well-catered-for. Podcast discovery is famously terrible, and while this doesn’t fix that it does offer a really helpful way of, for example, researching somewhere you’re going on holiday, or a specific area of historic interest, or of finding some genuinely obscure shows in which people talk very, very seriously about some intensely-local concerns (“Episode 23 of ‘Malmesbury Matters, and we’re delving deep into the one-way traffic plans for the village and talking to Tony about his divorce and subsequent custody battle”).
  • Notes: I rather love this – the website of Nicolas Soleriou (a lovely name, fwiw) contains a page which is devoted solely to quotes that he has found and thought worth keeping, along with a small line or two of context explaining why he thought it worth noting down, and, honestly, there is something so interesting about this, the chosen quotes and Nicolas’ reasoning for finding them meaningful, like (per all my favourite things) getting someone else’s internal monologue delivered directly to one’s inner ear.  To quote Nicolas, “I like a good quote — As shallow as some can be, I’ve often enjoyed the invitation to think that they extend. I’ve been grossed out by how some people abuse famous words. Quotes are everywhere. Most of the time used as marketing tools or worse, twisted to bring a feeling of wisdom to a piece of content. Simplification is necessary and I’ve come to appreciate the imperfection of language, as a mere mirror of our own imperfections. Famous words, stuff heard on the streets, friends, family, graffitis… Rather than just hoarding them in a pinterest board, google doc or some other terrible place on the internet, I’ll have them live here. I can’t write. I tried. So I’ll just add a short note to each post. It all goes somewhere, hopefully.” I really adore this.
  • 2 Girls 1 Comp: This is, I promise, TOTALLY SFW despite the iffy name – nothing to do with scatplay (NO COME BACK) this is instead the wrapper page for a series of little tech/art projects which hack GTAV in various interesting ways to MAKE WORK; so there’s SanAndreas.TXT, which basically adds a Souls-like ‘memories’ mechanic to the game, allowing anyone with a specific mod installed to leave messages to other players (anyone with the mod can both write and read messages in-game), or there’s Every Thing, “A mod that sequentially spawns every object from the GTA V prop database until the game ultimately crashes under the weight of every thing.”I have said this before, I know (but, well, you try writing about stuff on the web for over a decade without repeating yourself every now and again! It’s hard!), but there’s something really interesting about artists using gameworlds as canvases like this and it’s something I genuinely feel has a lot of untapped potential from the point of view of Interesting Communications Techniques.
  • Latecomer Magazine: I’m always interested to see a new online publication, particularly one which launches with a website as pleasingly-shiny and nicely-made as this one – that said, I appreciate that not everyone will be hugely here for a publication which looks set to explore and espouse ideas around longtermism, the previously-fashionable but now hopelessly-outmoded progenitor of the currently-zeitgeisty Effective Altruism (and now Accelerationist) movements. Still, presuming that Latecomer isn’t going to start publishing too much mad, borderline-fashy stuff about how it’s ok to let poor people starve actually because by focusing all the world’s money and attention and resources on hyper-future tech we’ll be saving the lives of TRILLIONS of future people, it might be worth keeping an eye on; the initial slate of articles is interesting and (from an admittedly-slightly-cursory-reading) not overtly insane or evil – from the editor’s synopsis, “Allison Deuttman writes on how close we are to a future of molecular manufacturing, and what’s holding us back. In my interview with Steve Hsu we talk about the future of machinic and biological intelligence, and how they intersect. Casey Handmer makes the case that abundant green energy is not only going to beat climate change, but also unleash our technological potential. We also have articles that explore the history of the future—how historical contingencies become permanent values. Almost fifty years ago James Yorke named the field of “Chaos Theory”—in his retrospective, he considers what chaos means for our prediction abilities. Jonathan Ratcliffe compares Russian Cosmism with contemporary Longtermism and illuminates their shared ideological ancestor. Finally, Xander Balwit interrogates the pricing of nature, and how we’ll value it when it ceases being productive.” Worth a look (but Web Curios accepts no responsibility if it ends up going full mask-off nutter in ~6m time).
  • The Mangrove Photography Awards: I know I tend to be a bit sniffy about photo competitions, in the main because THERE ARE SO FCUKING MANY OF THEM DEAR GOD IS THERE ANY PHOTOGRAPHER IN THE FCUKING WORLD WHO HASN’T WON ONE OF THESE FCUKING PRIZES ahem, but this one pleased me no end, mainly because of its specific focus and its aim to raise awareness of the need to protect mangrove swamps as a particular category of ecosystem but also because it features photography and photographers from places that don’t always tend to feature in these sorts of competitions. There are thousands of entries on the site, but you can see the winners here
    – my personal favourite is the one from Colombia featuring what is by a long, long way the most Muppet-looking bird I have ever seen (you will know it when you see it), but, as ever, PICK YOUR OWN!
  • Music-to-Image: Fun little toy hosted on HuggingFace which lets you feed it any audio you like and receive an image ‘derived’ from that audio in return. When I tried it earlier this week you were able to use a YT link, but that appears to have been killed so you’ll need to upload an MP3 or similar, but I can highly recommend just recording yourself singing along to something on your phone and just using that because WOW will you be upset at how ugly the visual interpretation of your warbling is. Your ‘vaguely-subversive but ultimately futile act of corporate rebellion’ task for this afternoon is to surreptitiously get audio recordings of all of the senior management in your company, use this to get a visual interpretation of their voices and then upload said visual interpretations to the company website to show the world what these people are really like inside. GO ON DO IT WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE TODAY?
  • Biscuit Shells: Via the surprisingly-personable stationery retailer Present & Correct on Twitter comes this link to a Japanese retailer who, as far as I can tell, exists only to stock those wafery biscuit shells into which companies like Kinder stuff chocolate-flavoured paste, in a frankly dizzying array of shapes and sizes and designs and flavours and, look, I can’t make head not tail of the pricing and shipping details given my ability to speak Japanese is literally zero but I like to think that there will be at least one of you who will see this link and be compelled to spend the next month ordering, filling and then distributing tiny wafer christmas trees, so it feels worth including.
  • The Genrerator: On the one hand, this is a silly, simple little gag website which uses (I presume) Markov Chains to generate a seemingly-infinite array of made-up music genres inspired by legendary (and legendarily niche) music magazine The Quietus – it just gave me “50s Kyrgyzstani Downtempo–Lofi Disco Folk”, for example, which sounds great; on the other, though, thanks to the MAGICAL AGE OF GENERATIVE AI through which we’re now living/limping (delete per your degree of optimism) it’s also a fun way of seeing if The Machine is able to imagine what these invented genres might in fact sound like. Why not try spinning up a few of these and then feeding them to the Google music lab generator thing, or Riffusion from last week? Who knows, you might discover some HITHERTO UNIMAGINED new form of music that will for the first time bridge the aural gap between man and machine – although judging by Riffusion’s attempt at the aforementioned Kyrgysztani grooves, that seems unlikely.
  • Bionicle Media: I am vaguely aware of the fact that Bionicles were a toy range that were VERY POPULAR with kids perhaps 10 or so years younger than me – if YOU are a millennial who feels nostalgic about this particular brand of aggressively-marketed plastic tat then will THIS be the memoryhole for you! “In 2005, a BIONICLE fan named Auron began collating official BIONICLE content and offering it for download via links in forum threads on BZPower. As the task grew and more people joined the effort, Auron’s Downloads evolved into a new independent website, BioMedia Project. The contributions and work of dozens of fans over the ensuing years have made it the largest repository of official BIONICLE media in existence.” Music! Fonts! Old comics! All the Bionicle media you could POSSIBLY want! Cancel Christmas, it’s impossible to top this.
  • ANHVN: A genuinely charming personal website by Anh, a designer and artist – this is where they keep their various personal projects, and while there’s a bunch of interesting work in here (and their blog is lovely), the thing that really struck me about this was the GORGEOUS little four-panel projects that introduce each individual project with a small origin story as to how and why it came to be; it’s such an unexpected and novel way of introducing work that really brings it to life, in part through Anh’s art style but also because there’s something that just works about the four-panel narrative as a setup. A really beautiful tiny project, this.
  • Another AI Video: This one’s a short using Midjourney and Pika Labs to create and animate – again, it’s…limited, but again I am seeing genuine progress in terms of the quality of the visuals and animation, and I encourage you to keep an eye on this stuff because the pace of improvement around the edges of AI animation is really quite dizzying at the moment.
  • Tory Or Not Tory: On the one hand, it’s total rubbish to presume that you can tell someone’s politics by the way they look; on the other, this little game that asks you to identify which of the two MPs you’re presented with is in fact the HORRID CONSERVATIVE based on their faces alone is surprisingly easy to win, suggesting that there perhaps IS a specific cast of the eye or mouth that’s common to all of those of A CERTAIN TYPE (personally I tend to find the flesh-coloured lips the biggest giveaway, but see what you think).
  • Dropy Blocky: Horrible name aside (really, SUCH a horrible name; try saying out loud under your breath and you can’t help but inadvertently grimace as you do), this is quite a fun little timewaster that basically asks you to play a simple version of Tetris across various levels against the clock.
  • Which Way Round?: A game designed to separate the shape rotators from the wordcels, I did surprisingly well at this for a few levels before suddenly hitting quite a hard spatial awareness wall and feeling very embarrassed at my complete inability to manipulate a three-dimensional object in my imaginary headspace. See whether YOU are better equipped to manage the whole ‘existing in meatspace’ thing with this little game, which asks you to keep track of what direction a specific object will be facing in after a series of rotations around an axis – like one of those ‘shell/marble’ games that gullible kids (ie me in Florence when I was 15) get fleeced by on bridges, except here there’s no cheating going on and so if you get the answer wrong there’s noone to blame but yourself.
  • Halfsies: The last of the ‘nicked off B3ta’ game links this week comes in the shape of this simple-seeming but deceptively difficult ludic diversion in which your sole task is to seek to divide the shapes exactly in half. “Easy!”, I hear you cry – come back and say that around level 12.
  • The London Tube Station Memory Game: I think every single Londoner must have seen this one by now, but in case not – HOW MANY TUBE STATIONS CAN YOU GUESS FROM MEMORY?!?!? This is GREAT – difficult, frustrating and the sort of thing that you can use to start REALLY bitter arguments between you and your friends and your family and your partner as to who is the REALEST MOST AUTHENTIC GORBLIMEY LONDONER (blood will be spilt).
  • Suika: Our final cute timewasting distraction of the week comes in the form of Suika, a simple-but-surprisingly-addictive little number where you basically just have to smush fruits together in pairs – think of it as that 2048 game, but with grapes and melons instead of numbers and you’ll be fine. This is REALLY satisfying, and will suck you in surprisingly fast, so possibly finish that spreadsheet before you click this one.

By Maisie Cowell


WE FINISH UP THE MUSIC WITH THIS SORT OF WORLD MUSIC LOUNGE-TYPE SELECTION BY PHIL MILL!

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • This Isn’t Happiness: So for years I have basically been lifting 90% of the images for Curios from this excellent Tumblr, and its owner got in touch this week to point out that, well, the least I could do is credit him every now and again – which is totally fair, and not unreasonable, and as such let me present this EXCELLENT and eclectic and stylishly-curated artblogthing, which is not only right up my street in terms of aesthetics but which also sells really really nicely-designed tshirts in limited edition ranges, which I can highly recommend.
  • Maps On The Web: Via the wonderful Things Magazine comes this EXCELLENT tumblr celebrating cartography. Who doesn’t like maps? NO FCUKER, ETC! Why not enjoy some BONUS MAP CONTENT while we’re here – this is the David Ramsey Map Collection which frankly contains so much map-related content that if you want more you almost certainly have some sort of obsessional issue which you ought to get seen to.

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Mosher Mags: An account whose sole purpose is to post photos of articles and photoshoots from old emo/metal/rock magazines from the 90s and 00s. Presuming that they remember to excise all the laudatory LostProphets interviews, this seems like good, clean retro run.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • The 2023 State of the Climate Report: It’s fair to say that there have been one or two other things going on this week that have rather dominated the news agenda, meaning it’s not wholly surprising that this piece of work’s release rather got buried – and, look, I get the fact that you might not be particularly in the market for yet another piece of academic literature that basically feels like the climate news equivalent of a mechanic rubbing greasy hands on overalls and saying “nah, sorry guv, big end’s gone, nothing we can do about it, you’ll need parts shipping in from Poland and GOD knows how long that’s going to take”, but, well, it’s probably important. On the one hand if you’ve paid any attention to Stuff In The News over the past year you’ll have noticed one or two ‘hot, isn’t it?’ reports and so the fact that ‘it’s still getting warmer’ oughtn’t really be a surprise – on the other, there’s something quite troubling about the general sense of resignation in this paragraph from the report’s opening: “The trends reveal new all-time climate-related records and deeply concerning patterns of climate-related disasters. At the same time, we report minimal progress by humanity in combating climate change.” If you (understandably) don’t have the appetite to wade through the whole thing, I can recommend jumping to the conclusions which offer a few practical (if unlikely) steps that might still be taken to mitigate this stuff – note, though, that the first is basically ‘lose the obsession with economic growth at all costs’, which doesn’t feel like an argument that’s going to get much traction with any of the current or future crop of Western governments anytime soon.
  • Managing AI Risks: ANOTHER OPEN LETTER! This one, though, is significantly better-thought-through than the ‘AI Pause’ effort from earlier in the year, and sets out what look like being some genuinely sensible principles around which businesses and governments and regulators might look to coalesce when it comes to mitigating the real or imagined risks of AI. This is practical and sober and non-scifi, as much as it can be when talking about stuff that still does basically feel like scifi, and feels like something of a useful counterpoint to both 
    the unfettered madness of the Andreessen vision 
    and the honestly 
    weirdly-unbalanced set of talking points announced for the AI Safety Summit in the UK next week 
    – on which point, seriously, take a  moment to click the link and have a read of the briefing that’s being used to frame the conversation, and take a look at the relative amount of words and weighting given to ‘stuff that might actually have a practical negative impact in the real world in the next year’ vs ‘the mad scifi stuff that Altman et al will have us all focus on so that we don’t worry too much about curtailing their earning power right now’.
  • The Digital Fog of War: The only war-related link in here this week because, well, I presume you’re all getting your fix of rage and fear and bellicosity elsewhere and could do with a rest, frankly – still, it’s an interesting one and sees Kara Swisher (yes, I know, but she’s on decent form here) discussing all the interesting ways in which it is harder than ever to get anything resembling an accurate picture of, well, anything on social media these days. I honestly do find it incredible that you can have a company like Meta which has basically been forced to tacitly accept that its failures in content moderation and algorithmic promotion have been in-part responsible for an actual genocide and yet is STILL not capable, despite the decade’s experience and the billions, of working out sensible policies around content and conflict. I know that this stuff is hard, but, equally, the lack of meaningful progress at a platform level over the past 15 or so years when it comes to ‘how we deal with information and how we share it online’ is shameful.
  • The BBC Foresight Report: THE FIRST TREND REPORT OF THE YEAR! And, honestly, the last I’m likely to include in here unless I find something particularly brilliant or especially-moronic – I’m fortunate enough that I don’t really have to pretend to care about TRENDS IN COMMUNICATIONS any more and so, well, I won’t. I will, though, make an exception for this bit of work by the BBC’s R&D Department which is SO interesting and pleasingly wide-ranging in scope (covering everything from geopolitics to climate change to AI to interaction and social systems) and gives you the sort of fizzily-wonky perspectives that you simply don’t tend to get when these things are written by advermarketingprdrones (sorry, but it’s true). Really, really interesting, and an excellent source of ideas.
  • The Best Inventions of 2023: Always a treat, this, by Time Magazine, and 2023 is no exception – this year’s list of the ‘best’ inventions and innovations across a wide range of categories is as ever a brilliant and inspirational selection of smart pieces of design and innovation, as well as being a reliably-excellent source of…er…’inspiration’ (honestly, if you don’t find at least one thing here that you can riff off or replicate or reuse in some way then, well, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?).
  • Working With Dall-E 3: A super-useful post from Simon Willison who takes you through some useful ways you can use the new Dall-E’s more LLM-like conversational interface for fun and profit – the details at the end about finding a specific area in latent space and playing around within it is particularly useful for anyone wanting to create consistent image styles or generate recurring characters. BONUS WILLISON: this is another excellent blogpost from earlier this week 
    , which is significantly crunchier in terms of the concepts being  discussed but which, if you can force yourself to stick with it (and I am saying this from my point of view as someone for whom the more conceptual bits of ‘how AI works’ start to get VERY challenging quite quickly), offers a genuinely helpful way to think about where The Machine ‘finds’ concepts, and how things cluster in latent space, and about the way in which much of the magic is just taking a set of coordinates and reinterpreting them as different media…oh, look, just click the link and read it, Simon’s a much better explainer than I am (possibly because he understands this stuff and I very much don’t).
  • Another Artistic Fightback: I am rather enjoying the increasingly-guerilla moves being made by the artistic community to guard against the ingestion and reappropriation of their work by The Machine – this latest is a tool called Nightshade, which basically (if I am reading this right) ‘infects’ images with code which will render them utterly confusing to The Machine when ingested, meaning that it will fcuk up the link between where the image ‘sits’ in latent space and what it looks like (effectively, if I’m understanding it correctly, it basically works by altering pixels in such a way that the image is unaltered to the human eye but to a machine presents an entirely different subject – so an image which to us looks like a dog is instead seen by the machine as a cat, screwing with its dataset in all sorts of ways). This feels VERY ‘scrappy collective fighting back against big business and the forces of capitalism and THE MAN’ in a 90s adaptation of a Neal Stephenson film, if you know what I mean.
  • Explore With Alexa: I have no love for Amazon as a company and their creepy digital surveillance devices fill me with fear, but I will give them rare credit where it’s due – this is an article about how the company is starting to experiment with the introduction of LLMs to its Alexa Kids product, and, from what’s outlined in this piece at least, it seems like they are taking a genuinely-sensible and measured approach to rolling out the tech in such a way that minimises the likely risk of, I don’t know, little Noah being given detailed instructions on how to make mittens from the guinea pigs. Worth reading if you’re in any way exploring how you might start bolting on natural language conversational gubbins to your existing products or services (sometimes I read things back and laugh to myself – pretty confident that noone reading this is involved in doing anything that serious, bless you all).
  • AI and the Military: A timely writeup in the Washington Post of some of the fledgling companies currently seeking to make their founders violently, plutocratically wealthy by flogging their ‘war, but with added AI!’ solutions to the Pentagon – I’m including this not because it contains anything necessarily surprising, but because I think it’s a useful reminder of the sort of practical, right-now considerations that it might be worth focusing on instead of the ‘killer robots take control’ stuff. BONUS AI-RELATED LINK: here’s a piece in the WSJ about smart kids dropping out of elite colleges so as to pursue their dreams of making a quick buck in the AI bear market, which, again, isn’t per se interesting but is useful in terms of what it tells us about what the people who are likely to be running this VERY HOT market are thinking- note the quote in here from the guy who basically says ‘all the jobs are going to be automated away – do I want to be the guy whose job gets automated, or the guy who invents and owns the machines that do the automating?’. Tell me again how it’s the autonomous AI we need to worry about, why don’t you?
  • The Internet of the Future: As Ryan pointed out in Garbage Day this week, by the point you notice a movement on the web these days it’s probably already over – meaning that the current spate of vaguely-nostalgic-optimistic pieces about ‘remember the good old web, how can we get it back?’ are already set to be replaced with The Next Cultural Zeitgeisty Bubble; still, I rather liked this article espousing the virtues of POSTING ON YOUR OWN WEBSITE, and I can generally highly recommend the DIY ethos when it comes to web publishing (I mean, I say ‘Y’ – the website was built by a friend, the mail software’s another person’s creation, I literally just commissioned some stuff like a useless, non-making arriviste, but you get the idea).
  • Running In A Body That’s My Own: This is a devastating essay by Caster Semanya about wanting to run – I defy anyone not to feel their heart break a bit at this opening paragraph: “I know I look like a man. I know I sound like a man and maybe even walk like a man and dress like one, too. But I’m not a man; I’m a woman. Playing sports and having muscles and a deep voice make me less feminine, yes. I’m a different kind of woman, I know, but I’m still a woman.” Honestly, this floored me, and is a regular, useful reminder about the mad multiplicity of human experience and identity and how unhelpful binary distinctions are when talking about anything as complex as biology.
  • Taiwan’s Ageing Population: A really nice piece of dataviz looking at the way in which Taiwan’s population has aged over the past few decades, and the likely impact on the country, and how it compares to other nations around the world whose populations are also ageing at pace. Lovely graphs (I know that might not sound appealing, but these are particularly nicely-done).
  • Learn English With Google: Ok, this is less ‘interesting article’ and more ‘useful thing to know’, but still: “We are excited to announce a new feature of Google Search that helps people practice speaking and improve their language skills. Within the next few days, Android users in Argentina, Colombia, India (Hindi), Indonesia, Mexico, and Venezuela can get even more language support from Google through interactive speaking practice in English — expanding to more countries and languages in the future. Google Search is already a valuable tool for language learners, providing translations, definitions, and other resources to improve vocabulary. Now, learners translating to or from English on their Android phones will find a new English speaking practice experience with personalized feedback.” This is HUGELY useful and a really significant development imho.
  • China’s Age of Malaise: Thanks to Alex for sending this my way; this is a VERY long but very readable look at the current Xi era in China, set against a backdrop of economic stagnation an evaporation of the promise of seemingly infinite-growth seen in the 00s; the piece looks at what this change in economic perspective might mean for international and domestic policy, and how it will likely impact US-China relations (it’s a New Yorker piece and as such Americentric, but still), and the return of ideology, and the increasing feeling amongst swathes of the population that the good times, such as they were, are over…I am far from being an expert on China (lol! As if!) and those more in-the-know than me might find this simplistic, but personally it struck me as well-written, well-researched and well-argued.
  • Addicted To FUT: I’ve long been of the (tedious, sniffy) opinion that FIFA’s – sorry FC24’s – Ultimate Team gameplay mode (the one in which you have to play games to get points to unlock cards that unlock better players – or you can just pay actual cashmoney to unlock the players instead, which is how EA makes BILLIONS off the franchise) is basically a fixed odds betting terminal with a fancy interface, and this incredibly-dispiriting article in superb PC games magazine Rock, Paper, Shotgun does nothing to disabuse me of that notion – the stories here of grown men hiding their spending from their family, pursuing a hobby that they no longer even seem to enjoy, feels miserably familiar to anyone who’s ever spent time with addicts of any description, and reading this it’s hard to escape the feeling that this probably ought to have been regulated out of existence years ago. And yet here we are.
  • The Bitcoin Wallet Mystery: If you had a crypto wallet containing just over 7,000 bitcoin, currently worth several hundred million dollars, and you had lost the password, and someone told you that they could hack the wallet and get you access to the aforementioned millions…you’d say yes, right? And yet, for reasons that are not immediately discernible to this particular layman, Stefan Thomas (who finds himself in this odd position) doesn’t seem too keen…This is FASCINATING – I’m personally convinced that this whole thing has been an attention-seeking grift that got out of hand and now Thomas is just stuck with the story, but I am intrigued to see how it ends up playing out.
  • The Bad Art Review: I think that this might be the most ‘online culture and fandom in 2023’ story of the year so far – there’s a painter who’s achieved a degree of TikTok fame for doing pictures of people as they ride the subway in New York; said fame parlayed itself into an actual gallery show, which in turn led to said show being reviewed by an actual art critic; the review was…not bad, considering the lumpen quality of the works in question, but the reactions of the artist’s fandom were…somewhat unhinged, it’s fair to say. This is SO INTERESTING, and I very much enjoyed the writeup here by the critic in question who raises interesting points about the extent to which criticism is even meaningfully possible in a post-stan, direct-artist-to-fandom-link world – as a companion piece, I recommend this article in Dirt in which 10 different music critics opine on the current state of their medium, and includes this observation which is SO TRUE and can basically be applied to frankly any sort of journalism at all in 2023: “when publications offer to pay someone $150 to write 2,000 words, and those words can put a writer at risk of an artist with millions of followers deciding to send their fan armies after someone for an opinion you’re not going to get the best and smartest people.”
  • The Ethics of Sedaris: This is very funny, but also sort of suggests that David Sedaris is a massive d1ck, which is both a shame and not entirely unexpected. The author recounts their experience of going to a Sedaris book reading and meeting him afterwards, during which meeting an embarrassing anecdote was shared…which eventually found itself in to later Sedaris stage shows. This is SO interesting, about the extent to which stuff like that is expected, or ok, the etiquette around lifting others’ experiences as material…Sedaris might reasonably argue that EVERYTHING IS MATERIAL, especially to an arch anecdotalist like him, but it does rather feel like his interactions here are a touch ungracious…still, this is funny and interesting, although part of me does want to email the author and ask him why, exactly, he felt the need to share the fact that he once bummed himself with a frozen hotdog with ANYONE.
  • David’s Presence: Yes, ok, it’s ANOTHER piece in Curios about David Foster Wallace (well, ish) – YES I KNOW I AM A TEDIOUS CLICHE OF A CERTAIN TYPE OF MIDDLE-AGED MAN OF A CERTAIN GENERATION, STOP BULLYING ME. Long-term readers will know that I have a long-standing love of the man’s writing and interest in his life, notwithstanding all the Bad Stuff, and this is a beautiful essay written by Gale Walden, a former fiancee and partner of Wallace’s who (to my mind) was rather minimised in the postmortem analysis of his live and work, but who writes movingly about their relationship and grieving and the weirdness of her memories of the man coming up hard against the revised picture of him created by posthumous revelations…look, fine, you’ll get more out of this if you’re a Wallace completist like I am, but as a meditation on death and grieving, and the way you can only really come to terms with some aspects of some people when they no longer exist, this is wonderful.
  • Lanchester on SBF: I didn’t think I’d end up including anything else on the FTX trial, but I will make an exception for this – John Lanchester writes SO WELL about finance and markets and the madness of crypto, and his portrait of SBF (and of the book about him by Lewis) is nuanced and sad and offers a lot of really interesting perspectives and analysis of the misery of the hard utilitarianism of the effective altruists, and, generally, this is a properly great read even if you think you never, ever want to see the words ‘Sam Bankman Fried’, ‘Alameda’ or ‘polycule’ ever again.
  • Being Naked: Ostensibly a piece about going to a nudist beach with her husband, Jeanette Cooperman instead turns this essay into a really interesting history of our relationship with our bodies, the history of clothing, the male gaze and the concept of ‘nakedness’ – this is far, far more wide-ranging than I was expecting it to be,
  • 30 Years of Online Writing: I loved this – a wonderful disquisition on why it is that we distinguish the writing done online from ‘proper’ writing, and whether there are solid formal reasons for this, and how form relates to meaning in terms of the digital written word…seriously, if you’ve spent any time over the past few years enjoying Patricia Lockwood’s writing about/on the web, or the HTML review, or any sort of digital poetry that plays with the mechanics of the web to interesting effect, then you will adore this essay by Megan Marz.
  • Gods & Influencers: Clive Martin is, to my mind, one of the best people writing about mid-culture in the UK today – this is another superb piece for the Face in which Clive attends the insane-sounding KSI vs Fury massive megabout in Manchester the other weekend and paints a picture of the weirdness of the cultural hinterland that is the Influencer Beef Industrial Complex. You will laugh, you will wince, you will Google an awful lot of names and then wish you really, really hadn’t – THIS IS BRITAIN!
  • The Protagonist Is Never In Control: Finally this week, a short story by Emily Fox Kaplan about childhood and lies and memories and and and. Sharp and jagged, and I am always a total sucker for anything written in the second person; this is very good indeed.

By Kelly Lu

AND NOW, MOVING PICTURES AND SOUNDS!:

Webcurios 20/10/23

Reading Time: 39 minutes

It does rather feel, doesn’t it, looking at the world over the past few weeks and indeed for much of the past couple of decades, that much of recent history has been, well, a mistake. Can we do it all again, please, but different?

HELLO HOW ARE WE ALL DOING? Is everything colossal and jagged and terrifying? Is the future – and, frankly, the present – looming at you in sinister, hefty fashion? Do things BODE, generally speaking, and not in a good way?

Yeah, I know, sucks. Still, for the next…ooh, probably two or three hours if you click EVERYTHING and pay close attention…you can forget all that in favour of the delicious, soothing, nourishing (not nourishing – Web Curios has approximately the same sort of nourishing qualities as an MP3player, probably a Zune) smorgasbord of links and words I have arrayed before you – there are some genuinely CRACKING things in Curios this week (none of them the bits I’m responsible for, to be clear) and so hopefully this will go someway towards soothing the fantods, at least for a short while.

I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you are still beautiful, whatever THEY might be saying behind your back.

By Michael Dumontier & Neil Farber

WE BEGIN THIS WEEK WITH AN IMPECCABLE SELECTION OF DETROIT TECHNO, SPECIFICALLY ‘THE BEST TRACKS EVER’ ACCORDING TO OLLY CHUBB! 

THE SECTION WHICH HAS SPENT A SIGNIFICANT PROPORTION OF THIS WEEK THINKING HOW INCREDIBLY HARD IT MUST BE TO BE AN ACTUAL PROPER JOURNALIST, PT.1:  

  •  Riffusion: I have, up to this point in the CRAZY AI JOURNEY on which we find ourselves (a journey which feels like one along a road littered with increasingly urgent and dramatic and exclamation-mark laden signs bearing warnings such as “DANGER AHEAD!!!!” and “BRIDGE OUT!!!!” and “STILL TIME TO TURN BACK!!!!”, driven by someone who’s picking up speed and laughing increasingly-manically and not paying enough attention to the smoke on the horizon) been pleasantly-amazed by the advances in machine-created audio – well NO MORE. Riffusion’s latest iteration (this has been around for a while in various forms, I think) focuses on, well, riffs – the idea here is that you give The Machine a couple of lyrics (it works upto about 25 words or so) and tell it the sort of style and genre you’re aiming for, and it will in a few short seconds spit out a clip of those words being sung to a tune of the style you’ve specified…and yes, while technically that is exactly what does in fact happen, I don’t think that my low-quality prose can even begin to prepare you for what this stuff sounds like. Seriously, if you’re reading this before clicking the link, STOP! Click the link and have a listen to some of the pre-generated examples on there and MARVEL at the fact that we have apparently created an entirely-new kind of ‘uncanny valley’ phenomenon, specifically one around ‘music which could almost maybe develop into a tune at some point but which seems to be almost wilfully refusing to do so’ – honestly, this made me feel SO FUNNY (specifically, ‘odd’) in ways that I can’t adequately describe, like whatever had composed the clips had had the concept of major and minor chords, and, you know, the general concept of mathematical sequences, explained to them, and had nodded along diligently and given every impression of having understood, but, it turns out, really hadn’t at all. Anyway, once you’ve got over the initial weirdness and aural horripilations then you can start to have some ‘fun’ (I use the word advisedly) – the interface has quite sensibly got guardrails in it to prevent you from getting it to pen abusive ditties (I only know this because I tried to get it to sing about Rob Manuel being a bell-end and it got p1ssy with me), but with a bit of creative wordplay and some imagination you can basically get it to sing anything you like (as long as what you like is no more than about 12-15s long), and as such you can basically while away the rest of the day by sending your colleagues and loved ones sweet little billets douces sung by a vaguely-tone-deaf robot. WHO SAYS THE FUTURE’S SH1T, EH? Here’s one JUST FOR YOU.
  • LucidBox: The vast majority of AI-generated content continues to be garbage, let’s be clear, although there are occasional exceptions (I was charmed by this short clip which images Star Wars as though filmed in 1923, even though it is literally impossible for me to give less of a fcuk about Star Wars in 2023 – special mention for the fact that the sounds here are by Osymyso, who you may remember as one of the original pioneers of mashups when they were a thing back in 2001, and who I used to go and see playing his new records every month at London’s smallest club night (it was literally in a room the size of your nan’s lounge, underneath a newsagent on Chralotte St, and it was called ‘Bstard’, and I loved it)) – if you’re interested in keeping track of what’s getting made and what it looks like, and general aesthetic/technical trends, LucidBox might be a useful site to keep an eye on – it covers animation and podcasts and spoof ads and faked movie trailers, and while the prevailing aesthetic and workflow for basically all of this stuff is, as far as I can tell, ‘Midjourney and then whatever bunch of animation tools you want to use to cobble it into moving pictures’ there are some interesting variations in style, etc, that you might find useful.
  • Airplane: I don’t quite know how to explain this, other than to say ‘it’s a digital poem’ and ‘it is honestly absolutely beautiful, and takes about a minute or so of your time to play through in its entirety, and after it is finished you might just want to sit with it for a while’. Really, I thought this was genuinely wonderful and I hope you do too.
  • Martin: For various reasons, I find the name ‘Martin’ almost comically-sinister – it’s basically down to the fact that there’s a very good, INCREDIBLY-CREEPY lesser-known George Romero film from the 1970s called ‘Martin’, about someone who may or may not in fact be a vampire – and as a result I occasionally find myself just sort of intoning the word ‘Martin’ to myself in sepulchral tones and giggling…but you don’t need to know that, and frankly it’s not hugely germane to this link, which has nothing to do with etiolated young men dressed in black and their exsanguinatory habits, but instead is AN EXCITING, PERSONAL, AI-POWERED VOICE ASSISTANT! Yes, as confidently predicted by me pretty much every week for nine months (if you throw enough at the wall, etc etc) we have what I think is the first on-phone personalised Siri analogue for you to play with! Sadly this is iOS-only, and as an Apple refusenik I’ve been unable to have a play with this and am therefore unable to verify whether or not ‘Martin’ (see, it really IS a sinister name!) will make your life better in innumerable ways with its sage counsel and reassuring demeanour, or whether it will instead slowly turn your existence into a waking nightmare of digitally-constructed paranoias and insecurities. “Meet Martin, your personal voice AI. Through natural conversation, you can ask Martin about news, movies, or restaurants near you. Debrief your week or brainstorm a new idea with him” runs the optimistic app store copy – there are no details as to what this is built on, but I do wonder what sort of indemnities the team behind this have in place for when Martin starts telling its users about entirely-fictitious events and films and restaurants…like, NOONE SHOULD BELIEVE LLMs ABOUT ANYTHING FFS, PRESENTING ONE AS AN INFALLIBLE ASSISTANT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA!
  • Views From Mechanical Turk: I think it’s fair to say that the days of the Mechanical Turk marketplace are numbered – it seems reasonable to assume that in reasonably short time all the sorts of digital piecework that were undertaken by people on platforms like Amazon’s MT (or Fiverr, or Upwork) will simply be replaced by AI agents. I can appreciate that the natural reaction to this might well be ‘tant pis’, what with the fact that, well, it was repetitive drudgework in the main, but that’s also a steady source of income which has kept not-insignificant numbers of people in the developing world (and in the US tbh) solvent for the past decade or so which is going to disappear…anyway, leaving aside the semi-perennial thoughts about the coming jobpocalypse, this website is a project by Giacomo Nanni in which they paid people using the MT platform to send them the view from where they were working, and compiled the resulting images onto this site which lets you browse them on a grid. To quote Nanni, “As organisations use Mechanical Turk to create datasets, in this website a more private dataset is shown. Following the logic of the platform, for a small fee workers have been asked to show a glimpse of their private life, their view close to their desk, their working station. At the limit of ethics and labour exploitation we should ask ourselves whether this is an acceptable approach to use in research and in general, if employing randomic workers around the world is the ideal practice to shape future artificial intelligences. With this experiment, design becomes a critical tool, it investigates the sources of datasets, and it helps framing a critical discussion around the decisions that few individuals are taking.”
  • Notes On Publishing Ecologies: By rights this should be in the longreads section as it’s basically an academic thesis but, well, I have only read about 3% of it and its inclusion here is more because of the fact that it tickles certain very specific parts of my brain when it comes to the interplay between form and function and the written word. It’s by Kim Kleinert, and here is their description: ““Compiling Edge Effects: Notes on Publishing Ecologies” resolves around forms of situated digital publishing and asks how technology can be a vector of a new materialist ontology, towards a “linking of kin and kind” and with that process, learning how to locate and orientate ourseleves within this world. The text does not follow a clearly linear narration, rather it orbits around myriad questions, relations, calls and responses. This is why the grid does not present the numbered sections in a correct order, but positions them depending on their relation towards each other. The site is operatable in three different states and its is interface consistent of text only. The states can be switched through by clicking the descriptive buttons in the top left corner. “Text” shows the main text of the thesis, “Chapters” will highlight the grid, revealing the headline to each of the numbers and works as a table of content, while “Numbers” will put focus on the grid, its numbers and structure only.” Look, this is VERY DENSE and VERY THEORY, but, also, there is something absolutely beautiful about the way the text – its positioning and its movement works in reaction to the user and the users’ position within it. Er, if that makes sense. Look, you really just have to click this one – I think it is beautiful, and were I not planning on going and giving myself gout as soon as I’ve finished writing this I would totally spend the afternoon immersed in it.
  • Midnight Transmission: A site dedicated to helping you find interesting, fun bits of animation on YouTube – it’s literally just an autoplayer, fine, but from what I can tell the person who’s behind it has put some decent work into curating the videos that sit behind it, so if you are interested in animation and want somewhere where you can just sit and trust that someone else has put in the hard curatorial work then, well, HERE HAVE THIS.
  • FileLife: This is imperfectly-explained (lads, would it hurt to have a little ‘no, but seriously, this is a simple explanation of this project and what we are doing here’ explainer? WOULD IT?!?) but I am going to take a stab at what’s going on here – I *think* that the project is about taking a USB stick around Europe, using it to store memories on, and share memories from, and the whole endeavour is part of the USB Club, which is an international network of people who are enthused by the idea of using USBs as a physical representation of digital information, and for whom the physicality of the medium is a pleasing contrast to the very much non-physical nature of digital information…Anyway, there’s something pleasingly homespun about this, and I am a sucker for an occasional travelogue in which nothing happens, and you may too.
  • Ladies On Records: This is a very cool project which exists across multiple platforms – this is the main website, but you can find it on Insta, Soundcloud and elsewhere. “Ladies on Records is a curated multifaceted endeavour created to represent women’s contribution to global and local music of the past decades. Ladies on Records tells the stories of women by the music they created. Ladies on Records’ mission is to reshape and improve understanding and knowledge of female music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s from all over the world and make it re-discovered and appreciated again by the local and global audience. It sheds new light on female creation in music and exposes unspoken, forgotten, or neglected cultural, political, and aesthetic patterns. Ladies on Records’ main goal is to tell the stories of female artists from the past in a new, contemporary way.” There’s loads of interesting stuff in here, from DJ sets featuring some incredible mid-20thC Central European female-led music, essays on the role of women in the 20thC Turkish music scene…I get the feeling there might be one of you, possibly with a troublingly-large vinyl collection, for whom this might be something of a find.
  • Heartbreak Cards: This is SUCH a cool idea – ok, the practice of making your own looks fiddly (you need to mess around with AirTable which isn’t actually that bad but, well, I’m lazy) but I LOVE the idea behind it. Heartbreak Cards is a concept by someone named Naoto, who writes: “ I started making my own collectible cards in 2022. Growing up with Pokemon Cards, Magic: the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh! and other card games, it was always my dream to make my own card game. Although what I imagined in my childhood was full of dragons and spells, as an artist, I decided to make autobiographical cards, i.e., stories about my life. The project is ongoing and never reaches an end; I keep adding new cards whenever I can work on this project This edition, 24-Hour Heartbreak Deck, is made between August 29th and 30th, 2023, this time having a journal in mind rather than a biography. In my example, the focus was about self-reflection, but you can use this tutorial to compile, for example, memories from your vacation a process of your latest dance performance or about your heartbreak.” So what this is is a system for creating a(n infinite) series of cards about anything you like, which can interlink in any way you choose (don’t worry, it makes more sense when you click through), and which you can use to present any sort of set of information you choose. There’s an example deck on the homepage which is obviously what Naoto has been working on – each card is about a different aspect of them or their personality, and each is its own series of symbolic hyperlinks that takes you to other cards in the deck, leading you on a sort of meandering, choose-your-own adventure path through Naoto’s head/heart/soul (delete per your belief in the existence of each). Honestly, I think this is so so so interesting – in part as a means of making your own sort of ‘Tarot Of Me’ (which, yes, sounds intensely eogotistical, but also quite cool) but also as a way of arranging and exploring information and ideas…if you’re a certain type of occultist, or a certain type of strategist (AND WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE, EH?) then you will like this a lot I think.
  • AI Homer Sings Muse: Do you want to see a poorly-rendered 3d CG representation of Homer Simpson singing ‘Starlight’ by Muse, with the vocal performance imagined by AI as a cast of other poorly-rendered 3d CG characters from popular culture ‘dance’ around in dead-eyed splendour? No, you don’t, but I had to experience this earlier this week and see no reason why you should be spared.
  • Fonts In Use: FONTS! IN USE! “Fonts In Use is a public archive of typography indexed by typeface, format, industry, and period. Supported by examples contributed by the public, we document and examine graphic design with the goal of improving typographic literacy and appreciation. Designers use our site for project research, type selection and pairing, and discovering new ways to choose and use fonts.” This has apparently been round in various forms since 2010, and so there’s every possibility you’ll already be aware of it, but it was new to me and that’s what counts so there.
  • Why Some USB Cables Are More Expensive Than Others: Or, “why buying those crap ones from the ‘We Fix Any Screen’ shop on the high street isn’t always a good idea”. You may not think you wanted to read a Twitter thread about exactly what goes on inside a USB cable and what the difference is between one that costs £12 and one that costs £2 is, but, well, you are wrong and I know best.
  • Space Weather: Would you like a site where you can find out everything you ever wanted to know (and, frankly, quite a lot more than that) about the phenomenon of SOLAR WINDS and, I don’t know, SPACE RAIN (I might be making up ‘space rain’ tbh – perhaps best to check that one before you go making any confident assertions to curious progeny) – I love this because a) it’s a wonderful example of ‘we haven’t updated our webdesign since 2003 and we don’t see why we ought to’; b) it’s about something VERY SPECIFIC AND NICHE; and c) they have the most charming and ‘your favourite uncle and aunt-ish’ AI disclaimer at the top of the page that I actually did a small, involuntary ‘awww’ when I read it (God I bet they enjoy being patronised to within an inch of their lives by pr1cks like me – sorry, space weather enthusiasts).
  • The Skewer: I’ve been enjoying listening to The Skewer for a few years now – it’s basically an occasional radio show from the UK which takes news footage and chops it up and remixes it with audio to create a sort of ‘Cassetteboy takes a satirical look at the week’s events’-type product which will be very familiar to anyone who ever enjoyed Chris Morris’ work back in the day (I appreciate that this will mean very little to any non-UK people, but I promise that both Chris Morris and Cassetteboy are worth looking up). This is their latest episode which a) is very funny; and b) contains an excellent animated intro with AI wrangling by Friend Of Curios Shardcore, and as such is worth a click and a watch.
  • Operator: Another AI assistant here – unlike ‘Martin’ (IT IS STILL SUCH A SINISTER NAME) from earlier in this edition, which is intended to be a conversational companion, Operator takes a more functional approach to the question of ‘how can we bend the AI to our will?’ – it’s basically a ‘notes, but with bells and whistles’ app, which a few neat gimmicks. Give it your lists and notes and it will, so the blurb goes, turn them into ACTIONABLE LISTS with PRIORITISED GOALS and clean up your data and sort everything into neat, appropriate job bundles – basically you just use it as a voicenote recorder, and, so the idea goes, the software will take your inchoate thoughts and corral them into something USEFUL and DIRECTIONAL. Which is all well and good, but I find there’s something interesting and…eventually-questionable about the degree of interpretation being required of The Machine here. Am I meant to just accept that the AI’s way of classifying and categorising this stuff is…’best’? Best for who? By what metric? Obviously this is me worrying unnecessarily at this stage – it’s just arranging your grocery list by ‘type of product’ to make aisle-based shopping easier ffs Matt, it’s not attempting to tell you which of your friends’ birthday gifts you should sacrifice due to the imminent energy price-based cost of living crisis! – but it’s not hard to imagine some of the interesting questions raised about the extent to which people are going to (or should) feel comfortable handing over initially-small-then-very-quickly-increasingly-significant questions like this to The Machine.
  • The Regenerative Field Design Kit: My friend John has just made these available for sale – I am not going to try and explain this, just click the link and read what the idea is, and know that I am a horribly cynical person who finds basically no joy in anything and who is, at heart, basically just waiting to get a terminal illness so that I can decide not to get treatment and just STOP DOING THIS FOREVER, and despite this fact I have had one of these things for about a year now and have kept it in the inside pocket of my jacket and it has made me look at the world differently EVERY TIME I have used it – I promise you that if you are a ‘strategist’ or ‘creative’ or ‘designer’, or any one of those stupid jobs that involve you wearing the sort of clothes worn in previous generations by fishermen despite the fact that you spend your whole day at a desk and don’t NEED to wear a knitted cap or clogs ffs, then you will really, really like these.
  • Soccer Slammers: A Twitter account which shares images of imaginary wrestling action figures inspired by famous faces from English football. Which, yes, fine, is perhaps the very definition of ‘a niche concern’, but is also very funny (or it is if you, like me, are inherently amused by the idea of Neil Warnock as a WWF character from the 1980s).

By Heeey Studio

NEXT, ENJOY THIS GORGEOUS SELECTION OF TRACKS PICKED BY TEJU COLE TO ACCOMPANY HIS LATEST BOOK!

THE SECTION WHICH HAS SPENT A SIGNIFICANT PROPORTION OF THIS WEEK THINKING HOW INCREDIBLY HARD IT MUST BE TO BE AN ACTUAL PROPER JOURNALIST, PT.2:      

  • The Unbrexit: I don’t ordinarily link to websites for venues that I have never been to – and, let’s be honest, that I am unlikely to ever visit – but I will make an exception for the website for this pub which is somewhere in Germany (the town of Ahaus, specifically – I have literally no idea why this nondescript town near the Dutch border, which according to Wikipedia is mainly known as a place where the German government, in its wisdom, chooses to store spent nuclear waste, decided to body the Brits this hard, but I am glad that they did) and which since 2017 has been a very weird-looking celebration of intensely-mediocre English pub culture. They do quizzes! It wouldn’t surprise me if they had the Only Fools and Horses pinball machine! This is very odd, but perhaps the strangest thing about it is how much it looks like a very, very bad pub built into a 50s council estate in South West London – honestly, it’s UNCANNY.
  • The Early Office Museum: Two things here: firstly, this is a classic Curios site, monomaniacal and obsessive and poorly-designed, all the good stuff – if you want a really DEEP dive into the workings of the early office life, and a trove of images and information about how the world of work operated in the earliest days of organised, mass-scale white collar and clerical labour then WOW are you in for a treat; secondly, this has perhaps my favourite angry, impotent scream of rage about THE MODERN INTERNET I have seen on any website – specifically, the screed at the top of the homepage railing against people pinning images from the site to Pinterest and thereby royally-screwing the site’s traffic and general raison d’etre, which basically ends up saying “EITHER PINTEREST GOES OR THE MUSEUM DOES!”. Sadly the screed appears to have been posted several years ago, and, well, Pinterest persists, so I think that the forces of The Bad Web have once again emerged victorious – still, here at Web Curios we pour one out for the Early Office Museum and mourn its passing. Also, fcuk Pinterest, such a horrible website.
  • Kinetic Verbs: Some glorious examples of typographic animation here – the work here is beautiful and clean and really imaginative, and will appeal to any designers or animators of typography-freaks among you.
  • Romance Covers: The dataviz wizards at The Pudding have turned their attention to the romance novel market in their latest bit of analysis, or more specifically to the COVERS of said romance novels – how have the various hunks and beefcakes and damsels in varying degrees of distress depicted on the jackets changed over time to better represent the shifting morals and mores of the times? This is really interesting – I was particularly struck by the fact that it seems that 2015 was PEAK NAKED for the covers, with lovers depicted on books in subsequent years being more decorously-clad in what is perhaps another sign of the rather more stentorian moral times in which we live. The piece also looks at representations on diversity and the style of the covers (illustrative vs photographic, etc), and is, as ever with The Pudding’s work, a brilliant piece of digital design and usability – there are SO many nice touches here, including the ability to compile the covers that catch your eye from those referenced into ‘reading lists’, and frankly anyone working in the aesthetic side of digital publishing could do worse than learn from the work these people are doing at the moment imho.
  • Goose Generator: Who wouldn’t like a website which when you click on it generates a selection of seemingly-always-different low-resolution images of the faces of geese in pleasingly-cheery primary colours? NO FCUKER, THAT’S WHO!
  • Photos Of Tiny Things: Or, to give it its full name, ‘The Nikon Small World 2023 Photomicrography Competition’ – but tbh ‘photos of tiny things’ tells you all you need to know. This year’s selection are, as per, VERY VERY SMALL, but equally are pretty fcuking amazing – I think the second-place pic of the match being struck is my personal favourite, although I appreciate that an appreciation for photos of fire is probably considered a bit basic, but I also very much liked the 8th placed shot which looked to me as though Klimt and Schiele had decided to team up and get into abstracts a bit – you, though, must as ever feel free to pick your own. NO YOU MUST.
  • Musing: I really really like this idea – it’s not a novel one by any stretch of the imagination, fine, but there’s a certain unspoilt purity in the ‘just speke your branes anonymously’ model and it seems to be implemented neatly-enough here. “”Musing” is a deep and reflective thought or contemplation. So if you are looking for a place to share your thoughts, ideas, or just want to write something down, this is the place for you. No feedback, no likes, no comments, no followers, no friends, no ads, no distractions, no bullsh1t. just you and humains thoughts somewhere on planet earth. No account needed, only the date, the message, langitude & latitude “within an area of 500 meters” are saved. Your thoughts will vanish naturally cause only the first 100 messages are displayed. You can be shocked, surprised, amused, or just bored by what you read, but this is the beauty of it.” This feels like an early coding project by a kid tbh – not that that’s a bad thing – and I am pleased to be able to report that there is NOTHING HORRIBLE on there (at least at the time of writing), whether by accident or moderators’ design; most of the contributions seem to be from South and Central America at present, so a bit of Spanish might help if you want to take the emotional temperature of a small subset of the world’s population via this site.
  • The Righting: This is an interesting idea, in a ‘know your enemy’ sort of way (NB – I don’t think that my politics will come as any surprise to anyone who reads this newsletter, but, for the avoidance of doubt, I can’t help but think of the right wing in modern western politics as being the ‘enemy’ – sorry to anyone of a more conservative bent who might be reading this, it’s almost certainly not personal) – The Righting presents a daily selection of headlines being served up by the right wing media (in the US, in the main, which means it’s obviously a very particular (very mad, very hateful) type of right wing we’re talking about) to give an overview of the talking points being pushed today. Obviously for non-US people this is of less immediate interest, but, personally-speaking, I think anything that the US wingnuts are shouting about now is increasingly-likely to be the things that your Badenochs and Bravermans (and, eventually, Melonis and the rest) will be shouting about in six months’ time (because, and sorry to be a conspiratorial broken record about this, but, IT’S THE SAME MONEY FUNDING ALL THESE PEOPLE) are yelling about over here in six months or so and as such this is worth keeping a vague eye on.
  • Oort: This is so far from my area of expertise – or even, frankly, comprehension – that I feel a bit guilty including it, but I figure there may be a few of you who get a kick from it. Do you program? Do you do so specifically in Rust? Would you like a(n apparently) fun game which lets you both practice your coding skills AND control a fleet of spaceships and eventually code a sort of Star Wars-type AI that can compete in tournaments against other similarly-minded people? WELL GREAT YOU WILL LIKE THIS THEN!
  • Neon Flames: This is quite a simple browser toy that lets you create rather pretty abstract images from a limited colour palette – it’s not that exciting per se, but I realised that everything you make with it past a certain point starts to look like an incredible image of deep space nebulae taken by Hubble, and when you think of it more as a tool to create an infinite number of imaginary galaxies, I don’t know, it becomes a lot cooler. There’s something quite soothing about this – seriously, if you’re feeling a bit frazzled I can highly recommend 5 minutes of abstract galaxy painting to take the edge off a bit.
  • All Of The Slide Rules: OH GOD THIS IS PERFECT. Would you like access to the greatest collections of slide rules ever assembled by anyone ever? Would you like to access the combined archival knowledge of the six greatest collectors of slide rules ever to exist? WELL LUCKY YOU! This is the archive collection of the Oughtred Society, which apparently existed to celebrate how awesome slide rules are – each member has their own interstitial page before the site links to their archive of images of slide rules – let me just reiterate: THEIR ARCHIVE OF IMAGES OF SLIDE RULES – and each archivist gets a small pen portrait and, look, I need to reproduce this in its entirety because it is SO GOOD and SO PURE: “Louis Gotlib grew up after slide rules had largely been replaced by electronic calculators. He graduated Phi Beta Kappa from The Johns Hopkins University and the University of North Carolina and has been a chemistry teacher for thirty-two years. One day around 1996 he saw a catalog from the MIT Museum Shop where old slide rules were being sold, bought a few, looked around on ebay and the web, and has been collecting ever since. Louis has been an Oughtred Society member since 1997 and was recently selected to serve on the Board of Directors. Louis has a special fondness for slide rules and calculating devices with a chemical orientation but his collection of 1300 items covers as many makers and specializations as possible. Louis has published papers and given presentations on slide rules, cell biology, and chemistry education. He also coauthors study guides for students taking standardized tests and plays chess. Louis can often be heard in his classroom saying things like “put that calculator away and just think for a moment!” We are privileged to present HERE Louis’s collection of slide rules.” Basically if you don’t love this then you are a bit dead inside. BONUS SLIDE RULE CONTENT: bizarrely I also came across this longread about the history of the pocket calculator this week which contains quite a bit about slide rules and which suggests to me that there is some sort of grand plan afoot and it involves units of measurement.
  • Old People Reminisce: Or, to give this Reddit thread its full title, “what do young people get completely wrong about past decades?” Obviously this is ALL GenX/Boomer nostalgia and as such your mileage will vary immensely – I am linking it here, though, because there are enough of these that aren’t totally obvious that it made me think it might make an interesting read for anyone younger than, say 20, or something for those of you with kids to share with them as a futile way of attempting to bridge the increasingly cavernous gap between you (LOL!).
  • Tooth Antiques: Have you been searching with an increasingly-frenzied degree of frustration for a one-stop-shop for all your dental horror-related needs? Have you been looking for that one, perfect, impossible-to-find gift for your odontophobic partner? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! Tooth Antiques is an online emporium dedicated to selling stuff made out of old teeth – human teeth, to be clear. Stuff like jewellery and clothing and dolls and keyrings…the shop is based in Canada and ships internationally, and the FAQ is very clear to point out that all their teeth are legally and ethically sourced…so GO FOR IT! (thanks to Rina for the tip!)
  • Literally All Of The AI-Generated Bongo: THIS IS A LINK THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO AN AWFUL LOT OF PICTURES OF A VERY EXPLICIT NATURE AND WHICH YOU MAY NOT REALLY WANT TO SEE SO BE WARNED! Ahem. I’ve been tracking the relationship between AI image generation and sex for several years here in Curios, and the main reason I include this – aside from the fact that it’s horrific and weird and gross and troubling and funny and awful and HORRIBLY FUTURE, obvs – is that it struck me when I saw it that comparing it to The Machine Gaze, Shardcore’s work on AI and bongo from three years ago, is a pretty amazing showcase of the speed of change of this tech. The link takes you to a website which is both a free AI bongo generator AND a rolling showcase of all the images being churned out by said AI bongo generator – to be clear, as with 99% of all AI-generated bongo, this is intensely cisheteronormative and you’re not going to find much here to interest you if you want anything other than a narrow range of waifu-level archetypes covered in wallpaper paste, and, honestly , there’s something really quite unpleasant about the same themes and styles of image occurring over and over and over again…look, I don’t have any particular viewpoint on the ‘generations have been ruined by bongo’ argument (I simply don’t have the data to draw on, tbh), but it’s hard not to think as you scroll, numbed to the spaff and the ahegao faces and the infinitely-recurring pixie noses, that something very peculiar has happened to male sexuality over the past few years. ANYWAY, this is sort of repellent and dizzying and mad (seriously, if you want to feel a moment of very real bodyhorror vertigo I suggest you go to the ‘generate’ tab of this website and look at the preconfigured tags that you can use to create your own smut – it…it doesn’t feel like a healthy way to conceive of sex, this, does it?), but I managed to find a small window of comedy by toggling the ‘tags’ view on the top menu and seeing exactly how badly the AI gets some of these wrong (seriously, there is some WONDERFUL unintentional comedy in there – ‘surfing’? ‘Lumberjack’ ‘NUCLEAR VAULT?!?’) – in general, though, I can’t pretend that this is anything other than depressing and a bit gross.
  • Puzzmo: This is a) a great source of daily new puzzle games; and b) a really smart idea for driving interest and adoption of a thing (I think). Puzzmo’s gimmick is that it’s limited access to people with the SKILLS: “Puzzmo combines newspaper favorites like Crossword Puzzles, modern classics like Typeshift, and some brand new puzzles created by me and a small team of artists and designers. For now, Puzzmo is locked. Every day we’ll mail out 500 keys so that only puzzle-loving humans can get in early. If you’re interested in receiving a key – or just having some fun – the first step is solving today’s puzzle.” So anyone can play the daily puzzle, but access to the whole site is limited to people who are into puzzles enough to keep coming back and trying to get on the waiting list, and the competitive aspect will drive interest…yeah, I think this is smart (and the puzzles are good) and as a way of ‘growth hacking’ (sorry) it struck me as  decent.
  • Can You Break The Algorithm?: This is imho a bad title for what is an excellent game – by the same people (AlgorithmWatch) who made Moderator Mayhem a while back, this is another game which also works to educate the player  as to the difficult questions and decisions inherent in managing content at scale. Here, you’re cast as the CEO of an imagined social platform (which is definitely Twitter), and over the course of about 30m gameplay (longer if you take your time) you’re asked to make decisions on moderation policy and platform functionality and how to spend investor money over several rounds of fundraising before you get to the eventual holy grail of the IPO – lots of the examples are drawn from the real world, and if you’re the sort of person who’s followed this sort of news at all over the past decade then you’ll recognise much of the material. This is fun, and does an excellent job of showing how incredibly fcuking difficult moderation and community management is – but it also does an excellent job of demonstrating just quite how hard certain platforms and, specifically, individuals have fcuked it of late. Yet ANOTHER example, by the way, of how good game design can work wonders in terms of helping to communicate HARD AND OFTEN BORING STUFF.
  • Quest At The Museum: Ok, so you need to be able to physically make it to London’s Natural History Museum to play this, but I LOVE it as a concept and it’s the sort of thing that could be adapted for anywhere really with a bit of work and imagination. It’s basically a scaled-down, kid-friendly D&D adventure, using the museum as a game space, designed by…someone anonymous (sorry, brilliant person who designed this, but I can’t find your name anywhere on the site) who has made the whole thing available to download for free here – honestly, how good does this sound? “Ever walked the halls of the Natural History Museum and thought “this place needs more riddles, dragons, and sword fights?” If so, you’re in the right place. We created this game for my daughter’s 11th birthday. It was a lot of work-and fun! So we’ve chosen to make it available for anyone who wants to play. It takes you around the museum, using the exhibits as encounter arenas. The dinosaurs are dragons. The stairs are the Cliffs of Insanity! You get it.” Charming, a great idea, a generous thing to make it freely available, and totally the sort of thing that you can use as CREATIVE INSPIRATON for anything you like – I am serious when I say that the current boom in D&D means that you have never had a better chance to pitch that extremely-geeky activation that you have always dreamed of (also, if anyone can be fcuked, I reckon that there is genuine mileage in creating a ‘UK General Election 2024’ D&D module – I am 100% serious on this, I think you would be AMAZED at the interest if you scripted it right).
  • Wind Waker: I have never been a Nintendo kid and so never played this version of Zelda, but you don’t have to be familiar with it to enjoy this remarkable little tech demo – someone’s basically recrated the whole sailing mechanic from the game and made it playable in-browser, and while there’s not really anything to DO per se there’s equally something undeniably soothing about pootling around the azure waters in your little vessel, collecting rupees – there’s also another mode where you can play a sort of endless runner-type game, but personally I’m just here for the aimless sailing.
  • Little Chef: Can you combine all the different ingredients to make all the different possible recipes? This is charming – the look and feel is gorgeous, and there are all sorts of little easter eggs in the animations of the various different kitchen elements to discover, but, equally, I got so frustrated by my inability to find all the various combinations of ingredients after about 15m that I had to go and have a fag, so well, your mileage may vary (by the way, if you’re struggling to get things into the pot, aim for the right hand side – seems to help).
  • Benjamin Davis: Benjamin Davis designs games – this is his personal website where he showcases his work. Several of his latest projects are app downloads, but if you scroll down the page a bit you can find a dozen or so small browsergames which are PERFECT for whiling away a few bored minutes while you choke back the tears between powerpoint slides and meetings (a few of these need Flash, but you can get a really nice modern emulator for that here if you want one) (this link via the always-excellent Paco, btw).
  • Hands: It’s rare that you see something in the world of browsergames that stands out aesthetically – there’s a certain tendency towards pixelart or 8/16-bit, as a rule – which is perhaps why Hands charmed me so immediately; it’s got the very particular look and feel of a certain type of mid-90s CD-ROM game, the photos and stop-motion animations style giving it a very specific vibe which is enhanced by the lightly-surreal nature of the setting and the puzzles and…well, you’ll get the idea. Your goal is to get the hands to meet, and clasp – see how you get on. Can we maybe have more stuff designed in this style, please? It’s awesome, sort of ‘maximalist post-Soviet collapse’, if I had to name it (as you can tell, there’s a reason I don’t specialise in the creation of neologisms).
  • Frasier Fantasy: Our final miscellaneous link this week is SO BEAUTIFUL and SO PERFECT and, honestly, if you like Frasier (the original, not the apparently appalling remake which I am refusing to really acknowledge) then you owe it to yourself to play this. Made in (I think) a Gameboy Colour RPG emulator-type engine, this game is a top-down, GB-style adventure in which you play as Frasier trying to get everything ready for one of his legendary soirees – except obviously there are hurdles to overcome. It will take you a while to get the hang of it, and there are some frustrations around the pace of the text at first, but you’ll get into it and once you do it is JOYOUS – I promise you, the writing is tonally superb and you will be reading all of the lines out in the character voices, and, seriously, I had 20 minutes of pure, unalloyed pleasure with this yesterday and I think you will too (one tip – when you save the game just hit the ‘action’ button when it says ‘saving’ as otherwise it’ll take ages) – this is just good, clean, healthy fun (and hopefully makes up for the AI bongo a few links back, for which I now feel sort of guilty).

By Flora Anna Buda

THIS WEEK’S LAST MIX IS BY ELADO AND IS A JOYOUS SELECTION OF DISCO AND FUNK AND ASSORTED OTHER SIMILAR STUFF THAT HAS MADE ME MOMENTARILY FORGET THAT THE SKY IS CURRENTLY THE COLOUR OF GRAPHITE! 

THE CIRCUS OF TUMBLRS!

  • 140 Characters: Not a Tumblr! I don’t care though! This is amazing, like a time capsule to a VERY DIFFERENT TIME, when people thought that social media was nice and there was still hope that the digital REVOLUTION would change the world for the better – a decade or so ago, Twitter was a lot smaller and, for a certain type of person, its network effects were genuinely transformative – it’s not unreasonable to say that there are thousands of people in media and the arts and adjacent areas who literally made themselves on Twitter in that 2009-12 period, and this project from BACK IN THE DAY is sort of a chronicle of that – in 2011, Chris Floyd exhibited portraits of 140 ‘characters’ from Twitter who he’d shot as part of this project looking at the ways in which the platform gave voices to all sorts of different people to do different things with. It was a London project and the subjects here are very London Twitter, but it’s a really bittersweet relic of a time gone by – happysad in its hope and the way we all know everything turned out eventually. Still, I’m glad that some of these people got newspaper columns out of it all.

THE TROUGH OF (INSTA) FEEDS!

  • Patrick Bergsma: Patrick is a Dutch artist who works with Japanese pottery and bonsai, and his Insta feed is just GORGEOUS.
  • Salvos: This is a New York sandwich shop’s Insta account, which I discovered because of this lovely profile and which I am linking to not because the sandwiches are amazing (although they do look nice) but because there is something so lovely about the fact that it’s just a bloke, a bike, and Insta feed and a cooler full of portable snacks. This is exactly the sort of thing that also gets ruined by being profiled in the New Yorker and by being featured in newsletters like this (oh, ok, not like this – cooler newsletters with cooler readers, probably), so let’s hope that doesn’t in fact happen.

LONG THINGS WHICH ARE LONG!

  • The Trap: I’m not going to link to loads of things about The Fcuking Horror because, honestly, I imagine you have plenty of other places where you can consume more information about if if you so desire – I will, though, make an exception for this piece by John Ganz which I think is probably the best piece of writing I’ve read in the past fortnight about the whole fcuking awful mess.
  • The Twitter Problem: I wrote something published this week making the point that anyone somehow trying to argue that the changes that Musk has made to Twitter over the past year have made it a somehow better or more useful platform for knowing what the fcuk is going on is either a moron, a blinkered ideologue or a pathetic contrarian (I didn’t say it quite like that, fine), and found a bunch of people attempting to suggest that the questions around exactly what happened at the hospital this week and who might have been responsible invalidated my point. Look, let’s just be very clear about this – while it’s clear that the world’s media made errors in their immediate reporting of the events, TWITTER DID NOT IN ANY WAY MAKE THE SITUATION BETTER. As this piece by 404 Media neatly points out, one of the side effects of the culling of moderators, the nerfing of the ‘report’ function, the removal of headlines from links and the massive sh1tshow that verification now is has been the proliferation of accounts spouting OSINT nonsense in an attempt to get enough attention to earn $30 from daddy Elon through the bluetick trickledown economy, and the related impossibility of telling who is a trusted source with a vague idea of what they are talking about, and who is a 17 year old kid from Bulgaria with a copy of Google maps making hasty annotations to grainy YouTube footage on MS Paint. Here’s more on the same subject from the New Yorker – it’s hard not to look at the past week and think ‘well, ‘objectively-agreed upon reporting was nice when we had it, wasn’t it?’.
  • The Techno-Optimist Manifesto: On the one hand, it’s easy to laugh at this – Marc Andreesen’s latest screed (and it really is a screed) outlining exactly why technology is ALWAYS good and anyone who opposes it is ALWAYS bad (no, no, there is no room for nuance; you’d have to be a FOOL and a COMMUNIST and an ENEMY OF GROWTH to think that) and why it is therefore vitally important to smooth the path for people suspiciously like him and his valley plute mates to just get on with whatever they want because TECH KNOWS BEST is genuinely funny on some level – it’s wafer thin, it’s got an at-best undergraduate understanding of most of the topics it touches on and not even a *smart* undergraduate (seriously, just start reading it and have a biscuit every time Marc says something that is an unsupported assertion masquerading as an objective fact – you’ll have type2 diabetes by the second half), and it does rather read like someone who’s been at the Adderall and whiskey and gak for a few days. On the other, though, Marc Andreesen is one of the most influential men in the world – it seems silly, but it really is true – and the madness of the longtermist agenda which underpins so much of this thinking (which is where the whole ‘if you oppose advanced AI it is basically murder’ argument comes from – the idea being that if you have the opportunity to act in a way that will secure the future of the species in perpetuity (to whit, pursuing the development of AGI) and choose not to do so by, I don’t know, doing silly things like ‘regulating’ or ‘worrying about consequences’, then you are effectively morally culpable for the deaths of all the potential future people whose lives might have been saved the superAI that you didn’t let Marc build fast enough – THAT IS LITERALLY THE ARGUMENT, which even the least-sophisticated thinker out there should be able to see…doesn’t totally hold up) is being drip-fed into the ears of the Western world’s leaders on a daily basis. Which sorts of people do you think will be attending the UK’s AI Safety Summit in a few weeks time? What will they be talking about? I think, sadly, the answer is ‘people like Marc’ and ‘stuff like this’ – honestly, when people write things like ‘ethicists are the enemy’ with no apparent sense of self-awareness it might perhaps be time to start, you know, worrying a bit. Anyway, you can read more critique of this piece of sh1t ‘manifesto’ here and here, and you may enjoy this cartoon which is still far too relevant 25 years on.
  • Labour Conference: For those of you with an interest in UK politics, it seems even more likely after last night’s byelection results that the Labour Party will win next year’s general election and become the party of Government – The Face sent Kieran Morris to Labour conference last week to soak up the vibes and offer a perspective on what it all felt like on the cusp of the party’s first taste of power in over a decade. I enjoyed this piece, which does a good job of capturing both the weirdness of party conferences and the people who choose to attend them – honestly, nothing more odd than the political fan who goes to these things IN THEIR SPARE TIME – and the sad reality of the fact that there is likely to be nothing transformative or revolutionary about any government led by Sir Keir Starmer (you may think that sounds defeatist, but, honestly, trust me on this – for example, I have it on reasonably good authority that Labour have directly promised the largest oil companies in the UK a pretty much total absence of meaningful additional regulation or taxation of their businesses over the coming parliament, regardless of prior manifesto commitments, which I think gives you a reasonable idea of the direction of travel here).
  • The Whole AI Jobs Thing: I know, I know, it’s been done to death and you’re BORED of hearing about how AI is going to steal your job/allow you to achieve hitherto-unimagined levels of white collar productivity (delete per your preferred outcome), but I thought this piece was a decent update of the arguments to take into account the latest round of multimodal updates to the major models – it’s certainly the most clear-headed about the practical implications of the latest wave of tech, and I think it’s wise to bear in mind the closing line which I don’t feel we’ve quite internalised yet: ““If A.I. can do anything we can do, it does not just replace the boring tasks,” he said. “It replaces all the tasks.”
  • Structured Missingness: OK, this is quite a…chewy piece on art and aesthetics and AI, and the idea of degradation and decay of information and how that relates to concepts of information in latent space…basically if you can enjoy paragraphs like this then you will very much enjoy this piece: “The decay of a photograph is the decay of memory, the decay of a memory is forgetting, and forgetting inspires haunting more than memory. If memory is the fulfilment of a promise to the past, then forgetting is a kind of neglect. What is not remembered is missing. What is missing still structures our models of the present. It structures the inferences that we make, whether we draw them from archives, memories, or datasets. If we automate these inferences — extrapolate patterns from data without regard to its gaps — the more that missing haunts the present.”
  • Every App That Adds AI: With the slow creep of generative AI beginning to insinuate itself into existing products and workflows – first Adobe, now in early November the whole Office package gets the upgrade treatment – this piece is a very funny overview of what every single ‘a service you are familiar with, NOW WITH ADDED AI!!!!’ offering looks and feels like. Whilst I am broadly less sceptical than the author, this is also generally very accurate indeed and will feel eerily familiar to anyone who’s tried one of those ‘we can turn any document into a PPT in seconds…WITH AI!’ tools at any point in the past six months.
  • Deb Chachra: Deb Chachra is someone who’s writing I’ve been reading for a few years now, and whose thinking I always find interesting – she tends to focus her thinking around questions of systems and infrastructure, which isn’t really my ‘thing’ but which she writes about with clarity and energy and intelligence, and in such a way which makes me think differently about all sorts of other things that have nothing to do with the ostensible subject of her work. The main link here is to one of a series of interviews she’s been doing to promote the book, which is with the excellent Scope of Work newsletter and which touches on all sorts of things, from systems thinking to network theory, and is just a brilliant and interesting conversation with a properly-fascinating mind. BONUS CHACHRA: there’s another superb interview with Frontier Magazine which you can read here, which covers similar-but-different territory and which included this bit which I think acts as a nice encapsulation for the whole: “We think about political or national citizenship as that we have a relationship to people by virtue of the fact that we have the same passport, we share the same flag. But the reality is that all humans have bodies and all those bodies exist somewhere on the planet and all of those bodies need resources to survive and to thrive. And typically those resources come from the land around you, whether that’s close or whether that’s far away. So we can think about infrastructural citizenship as the relationship that we have to the people around us by virtue of having bodies embedded in the landscape. What comes with that is that we have a relationship not just to the people who are around us today, but the people who will be living in the places we live well into the future, right? Whether you live in Boston or in Toronto, there will still be people living in this place in fifty, one hundred, potentially a thousand years. We have a relationship with those people, too, because they will also have bodies in this landscape and they will also have basic needs. So the idea of infrastructural citizenship is to recognize and think about that relationship we have to other people both today and into the future.”
  • Why I Built Zuzalu: I think I featured a writeup of Zuzalu – the temporary cryptotown which sprang up for a couple of months this year, established by Vitalik Buterin and other Ethereum people to explore ideas of community and self-governance and coworking in a more ‘serious’ manner – earlier this year, probably with some mild and not-particularly-funny snark about how these people are always fcuking obsessed with creating their own communities (I mean, it’s true, they are) – now Buterin has written a short writeup of the experience, why they set the place up, how it worked, etc, for Palladium Magazine and, honestly, as with everything I read by this guy, it sounds…reasonable! Not mad! Not cultish (oh, ok, fine, a BIT cultish)! Could Vitalik be the one crypto person who’s not a dreadful caricature?
  • My Hair Is Not: A project by the Wellcome Collection, “‘My Hair Is Not…’ is a natural-hair campaign that brings awareness to the microaggressions and discrimination that Black people experience due to their hair. This photo story explores the experiences of eight Black women, men and non-binary people with their natural hair and how each person’s different lives and circumstances directly affect their relationship with their hair.” This is a fascinating set of vignettes and I particularly like the way they’re written in such a way that preserves the original voice behind each.
  • The Loneliness Economy: Dirt magazine is consistently publishing some of the best writing about digital culture and wHaT iT iS dOiNg To Us at the moment, and this is no exception – this piece by Daisy Alioto, all about the coming tomorrow we can already see in things like the Rewind Pendant from last week, or Martin from the top of this week’s newsletter, and the bongo and the ‘digital friends’, and how this won’t ever stop us from feeling alone because, as the author notes, “You can’t cure loneliness because you can’t cure the power of refusal and any entity worth being in a relationship with has the power to refuse, the power to render us lonely.” Don’t think about this one too hard or you might start crying, FYI.
  • The Planescape Vision Statement: On the one hand, this is perhaps something of a niche link; on the other, it might be my favourite thing in here this week. Released in 1999, Planescape Torment is a videogame which even 24 years on still regularly appears on people’s ‘Best Ever’ lists – it is honestly one of the most incredibly feats of storytelling and worldbuilding ever conjured into digital existence – but it was only ever really a niche concern. This document is the ‘game vision bible’ produced by the dev team to ‘sell’ the idea to publishers (I think) and, honestly, I think this is one of the most amazing pieces of marketing/worldbuilding collateral I have ever seen. You start reading this and it IMMEDIATELY sounds like the most amazing game ever – and then it just keeps sounding cooler and cooler (ok, fine, this is very much ‘cool’ in the ‘late-90s XXXtreme!’ era sense, so there’s possibly a bit of a BRO DUDE AWESOME SWEARING IS EDGY vibe to it, but forgive them, they were young and it was the 90s) and, honestly, this feels like an object-lesson in how to sell a vision for something; what’s even better is that if you’ve played the title you know that this wasn’t in any way hyperbolic, and you really could do pretty much everything described in this document, however insane it sounds. Seriously, this really is quite a remarkable piece of writing – imagine how much fun it must have been to pull this together (as you sit there once again attempting to eke out three lines of copy about the transformative impact of a new car insurance product on consumers’ lives).
  • The Swift Tour: Given the acclaim it received on publication – justified, I must concede – it’s entirely possible you’ll all have read this already in the week since it was published; if not, though, this is the only thing you need to read about the Taylor Swift Concert Experience, which is not so much about the Taylor Swift Concert Experience as much as it is about The Whole Phenomenon of Taylor Swift and Being Young and Being A Woman and The Relationship Between Artist And Work And Audience (but also quite a lot about the Taylor Swift Concert Experience, to be fair). This really is very good indeed, and if I sound less than laudatory about it it’s only because I’m basically jealous of Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s ability to sustain this level of writing over 8,000 words (which regular readers will be well aware I very much can’t). BONUS CONCERT WRITEUP: this is less stellar, but also excellent; Pete Paphides on the current Madonna tour.
  • We Are More Ghosts Than People: I wasn’t expecting to read a beautiful, moving essay all about Red Dead Redemption 2 in the Paris Review this year, but, well, here we are. Honestly, there is a real strand of emergent writing using the landscape of games to tell stories about their authors internal emotional landscapes which I am very much enjoying, and this is an excellent and moving example of that – it will helping you’ve played the game, but it’s by no means necessary for you to enjoy this gorgeous piece of writing by Hanif Abdurraqib.
  • Orwell: This is a BRILLIANT essay – honestly, I kept stopping as I was reading it to go and make notes and open other tabs, and there was one line that sent me into a 15 minute (admittedly quite stoned, fine) tailspin about the self-other distinction and the degree to which social media has affected the porosity of said distinction, and it left my brain properly fizzing with ideas – all about Orwell, which, yes, I know isn’t necessarily a topic you think you need to read another 4k words on but whom I promise you will learn loads from this piece (unless you’re some sort of mad Orwellian scholar). This looks both at his thinking and his life, analysing his work and his socialism and the persona we’ve created around him, and what we think we mean when we say ‘Orwellian’, and generally this is erudite and interesting and educative and just wonderful (also, I had no idea Eric Blair was such a massive cnut) – also, it contains this line which struck me as a far more accurate definition for the term ‘Orwellian’ than the one most commonly in use by the pundit class: “Orwell’s direct statements of principle always sound like he’s standing up to the man and stating ‘blatantly obvious’ truths that other people are too scared or too dim to voice” – I mean, that’s…familiar, right?
  • Ice Queen: Finally this week, a short story by Lisa Owens which is hands-down the best description I have ever read of being an English teenager at a school disco (girl teenager, in this instance, but wevs) – this is funny and well-observed and awkward and cringey and, crucially, warm and incredibly kind, and I promise you that you will be smiling by the end (obviously this may not be the case if your own personal memories of the school disco are particularly traumatic, but, well, I CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE). So so so so good.

By  Sophy Rickett

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