- Webcurios 13/03/20 - Reading Time: 33 minutes Well. That escalated quickly! Look, I know fcuk all about disease, transmission, virii, epidemics or any of this stuff so fear not, I’m not about to tell you What I Think about all this. Think of me instead as some sort of diligent support worker, toiling away in the content mines to bring you fresh nuggets of…
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- Webcurios 06/03/20 - Reading Time: 34 minutes HELLO AGAIN I MISSED YOU! That said, I’m somewhat up against it this morning what with needing to wash the stench off the fetid meatsack I call ‘corporeal reality’ and get myself to a lunch reservation; let me just say, though, that I hope none of you are currently infected and that you manage to…
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- Webcurios 21/02/20 - Reading Time: 33 minutes HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE! I am slightly demob-happy this afternoon; I am going to the seaside (looking out of the window as I type suggests that this may not be the sunshine paradise that I might have hoped) and I am granting myself the boon of a WHOLE WEEKEND off the internet – meaning there won’t…
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- Webcurios 14/02/20 - Reading Time: 30 minutes Love is in the air! Or a virus! Or both! Whether it be Cupid or the Coronavirus that strikes you down, I hope you’re preparing to step into the weekend with vim and vigour and no little spunk. It’s been another week – that’s pretty much the best I can say about it – but…
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- Webcurios 07/02/20 - Reading Time: 32 minutes It…it doesn’t feel hugely different, does it? Almost like there was no control to take back! Hello everyone! Happy Friday! It’s been another long, unpleasant week at the coalface – and I don’t even work full-time FFS, I have no idea how you lot do it – but it’s now OVER. How have you celebrated our first…
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- Webcurios 24/01/20 - Reading Time: 29 minutes Hello! Hello everyone! ARE WE ALL STILL ALIVE??? Welcome to the end of yet another week in which almost every single news item could double as the opening precis of a mid-ranking airport novel, one of those with the author’s name in intimidatingly-embossed type on the cover and which you could comfortably beat a man…
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- Webcurios 17/01/20 - Reading Time: 33 minutes Hi everyone! Hi! Have we all returned to normal now? Worked off the Christmas pounds and returned our cheekbones to their previous razor-sharpness, sloughed off the excess of comfort and returned to fighting fitness, ready to take on everything 2020 can throw at us and more besides? No, me neither to be honest – can…
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- Webcurios 10/01/20 - Reading Time: 35 minutes HELLO! HI! Christ, er, writing this newsletter is HARD WORK, turns out, My tendons are all aflame and I feel like…well, like I’ve just spent the past six and half hours typing near-solidly with only occasional breaks for tea (oh, and urine; it’s not like I catheterise, I’m not that dedicated), which is about as delightful as…
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- Webcurios 06/12/19 - Reading Time: 34 minutes There’s something I need to tell you. It might come as something of a blow. You may want to sit down. WELCOME TO THE FINAL WEB CURIOS OF THE YEAR AND IN FACT OF THE DECADE! Yes, that’s right – I would ordinarily do another one next week before turning off the internet for Christmas,…
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- Webcurios 29/11/19 - Reading Time: 30 minutes It’ll all be over in two weeks, just think of that. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO IT WON’T THIS IS JUST WHAT LIFE IS LIKE ON THE ISLAND FOREVER!!! How much more election do you think we’d able to take before we all collectively decided that normal social mores no longer applied, that the rule of law could…
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